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The Joke Book Trap	By : TalisRuadair Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Draco/Hermione Views: 10791 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter Series (1997-2007) and any characters and original locations within the books belong to JK Rowling. I am not making any money from this fiction. Pride and Prejudice belongs to Jane Austen.

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Chapter Fifteen – The Honeymoon’s End

Theo had expected to receive a letter regarding the events taking place within the book. What he hadn’t expected was for Lucius Malfoy to show up at Hogwarts and demand his presence at their home, as he and his wife had decided to cut their vacation short. Apparently, one word about the curse had the two Malfoy’s, who’d left England with their tails between their legs, to come back ready for a fight. He didn’t know what to expect when he was called to the Headmistress’ office, however it wasn’t what he found.

Lucius sat in a chair across from the stern faced McGonagall, his cane in hand, and he looked as intimidating as usual. Upon Theo’s arrival, he growled, “Why didn’t you notify the Headmistress of Draco and Hermione’s disappearance? I understand that they were sucked into a magical book, but do you realize how incompetent she looked when she had no knowledge of what happened? You’re Head Boy, are you not? Why didn’t you do your duty to the school and inform the head of the school that the Head Girl and my son went missing. Another thing, why didn’t you contact me, as soon as he disappeared? Instead of waiting until you read about an ancient Malfoy curse within the text!”

Theo’s dark eyes whipped around the room, “I didn’t think it was that big of a deal. They’ve been in the book for three days, and their nearing the end of the story. However, I think there’s a reason to be a bit concerned. I think that your ancestor Brutus Julius Malfoy may have performed a bonding ceremony on the two within the book during the marriage scene. The curse may have been lifted, however I believe you may have a new muggle-born member of your family.”

His gray eyes popped open, “Draco and Hermione were married within the book? Brutus performed a binding ceremony? If it was a true binding then the Ministry would’ve been automatically notified of the marriage and the Malfoy tapestry-” he broke off before turning to McGonagall. “This is very important. I need you to contact George Weasley and have him meet me and Theo at Malfoy Manor. My wife is already there. Have him bring his brother, the curse breaker, the one that Greyback maimed, I think he’d be of some assistance as well. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but the Weasley boy has a lot of explaining to do.”

Theo was unable to speak a word before he was pulled through the green flames of the fireplace and soon in the now light and airy Parlor at Malfoy Manor. It was as if all traces of darkness had been removed from the structure. He reached into his robe pocket wondering what progressed in the story since he read it last. Lucius quickly left him alone in the Parlor with the book. His eyes were wide because he never expected the two to consummate their marriage so quickly. He knew at that moment there’d be no chance of an annulment. He only hoped they knew what they were getting themselves into.

Hermione felt elated as Draco carried her across the threshold into their home. She knew that Brutus had performed a standard but rather ancient bonding ceremony. She just couldn’t bring herself to ask if Draco understood the full impact of the magic performed hours before, which were probably only minutes within their reality. Before she could gain the courage to broach the subject, Draco leaned in and captured her lips in the most passionate kiss she’d ever received. Her body filled with warmth and excitement. She couldn’t get enough of his kiss, and she soon wanted more. She needed more, which only made her wonder for a moment if a lust spell was interwoven into the Latin chanting the Malfoy ancestor had performed. She’d caught an odd word here and there but was too distracted during the event to fully translate what the wizard was saying.

With her mind in a whirl, she didn’t even notice their movement toward Draco’s chambers until she was placed upon a king sized bed. The sheets were green silk and so smooth. She pulled him down toward her for another heated kiss and her fingers ran through his silky hair. She felt his hands run down her arms and lift up the skirt of her dress to brush along her thighs. She could feel the slickness of arousal well before he even made it to her mound. She needed him more than she ever needed anyone else before. She broke off the kiss only to grab her wand, “We’re magical Draco. I need you now. I cannot wait while you slowly undress me, no matter how much you want to tease.”

He nodded and grabbed his wand. A few wand flicks and spells quickly removed all of their barriers. Hermione set her wand on the nightstand as she let her eyes sweep across her husbands naked form. She never would’ve realized that such a fine specimen existed underneath his school robes, or the layers of Regency era costume, she saw him wear recently. His chest and abs definitely benefited from his years as a Seeker for the Slytherin Quidditch Team. His carpet most definitely matched his drapes, and the little hair present on his sleek body was just as pale blonde as the mop atop his head. She smirked and pulled him down atop her. She was no virgin, but it had been a couple of years since her first and only interaction, which occurred with a muggle neighbor. He gasped as she ran her nails along his arms and back. His head dropped into her neck as he let out a contented sigh, “It’s been so long.”

She didn’t respond to his confession with words but pulled him into another lip lock. She battled his tongue for dominance and soon she’d managed to roll them over to where she was straddling him. He looked up at her with confusion filling his molten silver eyes. She’d never seen so much emotion in them before. She broke eyes contact and started peppering his chest with kisses heading toward his southern saluting solder. He gasped when she licked around the head like it was a lollipop before taking the whole thing in. She sucked all the way back up and he moaned loudly. She continued with the pattern a few more times until he warned, “If you keep that up, I won’t last much longer.”

She smiled at him before straddling him once more, but scooping up his engorged member and aligning it with her aching hole. He slid so easily into her slick entrance enticing another loud groan. She stayed still for a moment wondering how far she could tease before she had him begging. She reached up and ran her fingers along each of his exposed nipples. As they turned into hardened mounds she gently squeezed them between her forefinger and thumb.

“You minx,” he grumbled before rolling them back over so he was on top. He pulled her legs up so her feet flanked each side of his neck and began to pound. It wasn’t overly forceful, but she was soon mewing and moaning with pleasure.

“Oh Draco, faster and harder, please. It feels so good,” She could barely keep her eyes open as she was overwhelmed with pleasure. A tingling sensation swept over her reminding her of the cold egg like sensation of a disillusionment charm, but it was different. Was this act causing some sort of magical bond to strengthen between them? Before she could think about the question a moment longer, bliss shook her body, and she was soon yelling, “Yes, yes, yes.” She collapsed to the bed and she felt him tense up and follow after her. He seemed to wait a few moments before pulling out and laying in his nude glory next to her. He pulled her into an affectionate hug. It was in that moment of the heavenly afterglow that realization struck her like a bolt of lightning, “Draco, we just consummated our bonding, strengthening the bond, and making it permanent.”

She felt him tense behind her and fear swept through her. She couldn’t help but wonder if he regretted it. Was he going to leave her now that he realized the full implications of their actions? He remained silent for a few more minutes, as his warm breath ghosted over her neck and her exposed back, “Were you hoping for a way out, Hermione?”

She shook her head no, “I was just afraid that you didn’t realize that we were actually bonded. I worried that you’d leave as soon as you realized that you’d married a Mudblood.” She gasped, “What will your parents think? Your father, I’m so dead.”

Draco chuckled from behind her, “He’s not as bad as you think. I think given the circumstances, he’ll understand.”

She rolled over and cuddled into his bare chest that just felt so inviting, “I hope you’re right.”

Hermione watched as they lived out the final events in the book. They stood one last time in by the large windows facing the immaculate grounds on a clear night. The full moon was reflecting off of the pond as they looked out together. Hermione stared up at her husband and was in awe as the moon highlighted his pale features. “Draco, we are coming to the end of the book. This love story is almost over and soon we shall return to our reality. Are you prepared to face your parents?”

He sucked in air and looked directly in her eyes, “I never thought that I’d never see you as anything more than an annoying know-it-all, however, in this beautifully isolated world I met the real Hermione Granger, and I fell in love. You forgave me for my past discretions, you challenge me both intellectually and emotionally, and you’re not interested in me because of my money or my family name.”

“I understand all that, but you can’t forget that I’ve helped break an ancient curse upon your family,” she smiled and poked his nose with her pointer finger. She sighed, “But you didn’t answer my question about your parents.”

He shook his head and ran a shaky hand through his hair, “I guess, I’m not too worried because they’ll still be out of the country. I don’t know when they’ll decide to return to the Manor and they’ll probably not find out about our binding until they return. It’s not like anyone in our reality would know what happened in this book.”

She smiled and took his hands in hers, “When I read and reread this book in adolescence, I always hoped to one day find a love story just as strong. I guess part of me crushed on my unavailable friend for a while, and I never thought that my childhood bully could possibly be hiding the man for whom I craved. You, Draco Lucius Malfoy, are my Mr. Darcy and when I read this book again, it will only be your face that I see. Both of you are misunderstood, shy, and in your case forced into a lifestyle you never wanted.”

He smiled, and raised one of their intertwined hands to kiss the back of her hand, “And you are a pureblood princess born to muggles!”

Hermione was about to make a joke except that she felt the tug at her navel reminiscent of the activation of a portkey. She held onto his hands and closed her eyes to get her bearings. When the dizziness cleared up, she slowly opened her eyes, and gasped. She was expecting to return to the Head Common Room that the two of them had left, however that wasn’t where they turned up.

Theo was alone in the Parlor for fifteen minutes before the fireplace lit green and people began to pile out. He had to hold back a chuckle, as it reminded him of one of those muggle clown cars he’d seen at a circus the previous summer. He’d spent plenty of time in the muggle world where people didn’t know who he was. He was tired of people judging him because his father was a Death Eater. He’d never followed in his footsteps, and he was never forced into service like Draco was. He saw a sea of red heads coming out of the fireplace. Apparently the notification had spread past George and the curse breaker. He gasped for a moment when he recognized the piercing green eyes of Harry Potter. Ron Weasley was right next to him and they were both wearing their Auror Training Robes.

Harry’s voice rang out once everyone was there, “We know about the binding. We need to see the Malfoy tapestry, where is it?”

Theo shook his head, “I don’t know. Lucius just left me in here.”

As if by speaking his name alerted him, Lucius arrived in the room with Narcissa on his arm. He looked at the large crowed in his Parlor and cleared his throat, “I should’ve known calling two Weasley’s means the whole brood would come. If you must see the tapestry, please follow me. We keep it in our Library.”

Theo followed the rest of the group down the warm and light hallways. He noticed the different aura to the manor home, and he couldn’t help but wonder if it was similar to Pemberley in the novel. They reached the library in time to see a white glow and two people materialize before them. The two were standing with about a foot between them and both hands were being held up between them like they were sent from the book during an intimate moment. Theo was just happy it wasn’t too intimate of a moment. He just stared before Harry spoke behind him, “So, it’s true. Hermione, you and Malfoy were married?”

George held his hands up, “Look, I didn’t know that bonding magic could be performed within the Joke book reality. There’s a reason why I sent them out to a handful of people as a test. Did I mention that you were the last person to get sucked into the book? Everyone else fell for the trap first thing in the morning.”

Theo looked over at the Malfoy tapestry and noticed the line to the left of Draco’s image and Hermione’s image added with her name below it. Her name appeared as Hermione Jean Malfoy nee Granger. However, what was even more shocking was the line going down from the line connecting them. He blinked a few times but the line didn’t go away, “Um hey, when you two consummated your bonding in the book. Did you think about using some form of contraception?”

Hermione’s face paled, “No, I didn’t think about at the time. However, I did think that maybe Brutus had included some sort of lust spell in with the bonding spells. There was just this strong pull.” She blushed and didn’t finish her line of thought aloud, but Theo remembered reading it.

He turned to the wolf scarred Weasley, “Is there a possibility that the only way that the curse could be broken was if a child was conceived between a Malfoy and a Granger?”

The long haired red head with his dragon tooth earring nodded, “I think the type of curse placed on the Malfoys would require something like that. I’m just surprised that this tapestry has the ability to show pregnancy from time of conception. It’s a remarkable piece of magic and I’d guess that part of her curse was placed directly on it as well. If you notice, gold filigrees are beginning to appear that weren’t there moments before.”

Hermione loudly cleared her throat until everyone was silent and staring at her. She raised her hands, “Let me get this straight.” Her eyes narrowed in on George, “Not only was I trapped within a novel, where I was forced to see my dead friends and face my dead torturer Bellatrix Lestrange, but a marriage bonding and the conception of a child occurred within the book as well?”

George had the decency to pale, “Well, other magic was involved. How were we supposed to know that Malfoy’s ancestor would haunt the book and make sure an ancient curse on his family line was broken? Apparently the Pride and Prejudice book will not continue forward in the manufacturing process.”

Her eyes narrowed into slits, “Or you could just add some extra wards to the blimey book. Are you as daft as Ronald? I’m sure Bill could help you with a built in contraceptive charm and warding against bonding marriages from being performed. Oh and Ron, I think it’s about time you let everyone know about your relationship preferences.” She smiled at him and Theo notice him pale. “I mean it’s statistically probable that one in four males born in the same household will seek more alternative lifestyles. Of course that’s muggle facts, I’m not sure how that differs for Wizarding standards. None of us will love you any less.”

Ron’s blue eyes widened and he sputtered, “How’d you know?”

George and Bill spoke in unison, which was a bit interesting, “She’s the brightest Witch of her age.”

Bill continued, “But it doesn’t take the brightest witch to figure it out. I’ve known for years.”

George popped off after that, “I just recently realized it, but hey, it only means that you prefer bangers over mash. So what if Hermione here isn’t your type. I’m sure you’ll find love someday.”

Ron’s whole face reddened as he muttered, “I think I already have.”

Lucius cleared his throat this time, “I understand everyone’s interest in his romantic life; however I think we need to get back to my son, new daughter-in-law, and future grandchild. I understand the bonding has already been performed; however it wouldn’t do for society to not have a large event to mark the joining of the two love birds. We will need time to plan the wedding and the two are still in school. Then there’s also the image concerns of Hermione already being pregnant.”

Narcissa squeezed his shoulder, which seemed to silence him, “Honey, it is her first pregnancy. She just conceived and she likely will not show for at least another six months. We could always select an Empire style dress which would hide any bump if one is showing. We can then plan for a summer wedding date after they’ve taken their N.E.W.T.s.” She walked past the crowed and embraced Hermione, “I’m so happy to finally have a daughter, and I’m so excited to help you plan for the wedding.”

Theo watched as Hermione seemed a bit uncomfortable. She looked around the room and bashfully admitted, “We already had a very wonderful wedding ceremony. It was perfect in every way possible and I really think the ceremony you want to have is more for everyone else. I’d love it, if you Narcissa, would work with Molly to plan the wedding. The only other thing that I’d really like for the wedding would be for my parents to be located in Australia and their memories returned before the ceremony. I really want my father there to give me away, and I’d love if my mother could help you with the plans as well.”

Lucius surprised even Theo when he spoke, “Consider it done, Miss Granger. We would be happy to higher an investigator to locate your parents. I’m sure that Narcissa and Molly can start planning the wedding ceremony. Now, I want you to take care of yourself as you are now carrying the next Malfoy heir. After everything this family has been through, it’s time that we experience the happiness of little feet on this manor’s floor once more.”

Hermione smiled, “I only have one major request. I understand the manor has gone through a transformation after the curse was lifted, however I really would love that the post war redecorating start in the Parlor. I would rather not have flashbacks when I enter that room.”

Narcissa pulled her back into a hug, “I’m so sorry for what my sister put you through. Of course, we shall redecorate that room right away.” She gave her son a knowing look, “We’ll redecorate it with the Drawing Room and Ball Room.”

A/N: So, I think I could stop here but part of me thinks there might be a bit more to write before this is over. I guess there are a few loose ends left to tie up. Perhaps a good talking to the portrait of Brutus in the manor, the Wizarding world finding out about their romance and marriage, and the wedding ceremony, we will just have to wait and see.
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