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I did not sleep with that wizard!	By : KusanoSaku Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco Views: 54410 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 10
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Title: I did not sleep with that wizard!
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Rating: M:
Summary: Harry has a vision of Sirius being tortured and begs Dobby to take him to Sirius. AS they Apparate out of the Fifth Year Gryffindor Dormitory he faints. Shocking things come to light about the Saviour. Involves Good Malfoys, good Sirius and Good Severus. More to be revealled...
Notes: Another random story idea…maybe not so random inspired by the conceiving of Merlin…
A/N: I know you all want Unlikely Heroes but this was finished sooner. Hopefully it whets your appetites while I try to finished the first chapter of the Unlikely Heroes sequel.

Chapter 14
June 24, 1996
Andromeda and Remus arrived at Hogwarts in time for breakfast.

The parents were informed of the exams. If they didn't wish to allow their kid to be examined then they ought to have removed them.

Andromeda summoned the fourth year Hufflepuffs first.

They escorted the students to the hospital wing where they both ordered them to make two lines. Remus was casting the spell on the guys and Andromeda had the girls to start.
Andromeda and Remus examined the students; Andromeda checking for pregnancy and Remus for Lilithean exposure. The fourth year Hufflepuffs were clean.

They summoned the Fifth years next.

Megan Jones was pregnant with Zacharias' son.

Hannah Abbott with Justin Flinch-Fletchley's daughter.

They already knew Susan was expecting Calibom Weasley's daughter.
Glais Ollivander had sired a child with a Ravenclaw witch...
Leanne Runcorn was expecting Gryffindor Katie Bell’s daughter.
Lily Moon was having Ernie Macmillan’s son.
It seemed that there weren’t any bent Hufflepuffs in this year.
Odd…
The sixth years Hufflepuffs had a one sired pregnancy.
Their Beaters Seventh Years Anthony Rickett and Maxine O'Flaherty were expecting a son; curiously it was Rickett who was carrying.
Fellow Seventh Years Chasers Malcolm Preece and Heidi Macavoy were expecting a son as well.
Seventh Year Chaser Tamsym Inglebee and Sixth Year Keeper Herbert Fleet were expecting a daughter.
But it was Seventh Year Deborah Smith that nearly gave Andromeda a heart attack.
The Hufflepuff prefect was pregnant with Dora’s child. Had Dora been close enough to Hogwarts to really be affected by the Lilithean? Andromeda hadn’t even considered checking her for exposure.
Remus had finished checking his students and headed over to her, “Andromeda?”
Andromeda glared at the Hufflepuff who flinched, “Just how long have you and Nymphadora been involved?”
Remus gaped.
“Open mouths make good doxy traps Lupin.” Andromeda snapped.
Deb blinked, “We haven’t…I mean she’s sexy and all but I can’t see her looking my way.”
“She must have because a Lilithean impregnated you with her child.” Andromeda snapped.
Deb blinked, “I thought I was gaining exam weight. It’s my NEWT year so I was up studying and eating sweets all the time.” then she blushed, “I’ve never had sex before…”
Andromeda snorted, “Of course you are a virgin. Must of the bearers are.”
Remus sighed, “Perhaps she ought to lie down. She seems in shock and Merlin knows the last time she saw Dora in person.”
“Graduation.” The stunned Hufflepuff prefect mumbled.
Andromeda was not happy, “Too many damn badgers in the family.”
“There, there,” Remus tried to comfort her, “I’m sure that Harry’s boys will be little snakelings. Merlin knows he’ll need a grandmother and you are the eldest female in the House of Black.”
“They better be.” The former Queen of Slytherin snarled darkly.
They turned their attention to Ravenclaw next.
Fifth Year Amanda Brocklehurst of Ravenclaw was pregnant with Hufflepuff Glais Ollivander's son.
Sixth year Marcus Belby was expecting a son with Fifth Year Marietta Edgecombe.
Seventh Years Eddie Carmichael and Stephanie Fawcett, Chaser Jeremy Stretton and Prefect Felicity Eastchurch; Keeper Grant Page and Sixth Year Beater Duncan Inglebee; Seventh Years Beater Jason Samuels and Latisha Randle; Chasers Ian Chambers and Cynthia Bradley; as well as Captain/Prefect Rodger Davies and Sixth Year Seeker Cho Chang were also expecting boys.
What was it with Ravenclaw and boys? Well with the exception of Fifth Year Padma Patil and Sixth Year Prefect Serotina Vector who were having girls. Padma was having fellow Fifth Year Su Li’s daughter and Serotina was having Seventh Year Genma Farley’s. Then again female couples were unable to have a son naturally.
Fifth Year Michael Corner had show the attentions of a succubus.
The next House to be examined was Slytherin.
Draco was expecting twins with Harry, while Seventh Year Adrian Pucey was expecting twins with Fifth Year Blaise Zabini.
Sixth Year prefect Giselle Goyle was pregnant with Fifth Year Millicent Bulstrode’s daughter- neither family would be happy with that match. They’d already discovered Seventh Year prefect Genma Farley’s child was being carried by Serotina Vector.
A succubus had visited Giselle’s brother Greg; but it was Fourth Year Mafalda Prewett was having his child, a girl.
The Goyle Patriarch would not be pleased, then again neither would the Head of the Bulstrode family.
Pansy Parkinson was irate to find out that she was pregnant with Vincent Crabbe’s son. The irritating witch actually thought she was going to be Lady Malfoy.
It seemed that the Slytherin House had mostly escaped from the Lilithean’s attentions; probably because most of them were attracted to the wrong person.
When the Seventh Year Gryffindors were examined, somehow Andromeda was not surprised to find that the Lilithean had sired a child with Fred Weasley’s seed. Head Girl Angelina Johnson was pregnant with a girl.
Fellow chaser Alicia Spinnet was pregnant with commentator Lee Jordan’s daughter.
Prefect Kenneth Towler was expecting a son with Patricia Stimpson.
That was just the Seventh Years, out of the Sixth Year Gryffindors only Katie Belby and Calibom Weasley showed serious effects of Lilithean attention.
Ronald Weasley was furious to find out that the Brown heiress Lavender was having his daughter.
Hermione Granger was not pregnant with Ron’s child or anyone else's and burst into tears.
Lavender was smug but Ronald was furious.
How many was that for the Weasley tribe?
George was having twin girls, Fred a daughter, Calibom a daughter and now Ronald one as well? Were there not boys in the Weasley seed despite generations of them? Five girls unbelievable…
Chaser Dean Thomas was expecting a child with Pavarti Patil, a girl.
Alice Tolipan was pregnant with Faye Dunbar’s daughter.
Seamus Finnigan bore the echo of a succubus but it was Fourth Year Colin Creevey who has having his child a girl.
It was the youngest of the Weasleys who was expecting Corner’s child, a girl.
Apparently the Lilithean was particularly fond of Weasleys.
With the inclusion of Ginny’s daughter that made six girls…
That was a startling thirty-seven children…
Most of the female carried children would be attending Hogwarts starting in 2008; the others would be starting in 2007.
For some reason there seemed to be very few sixth and fourth years expecting babies. Most of them were fifth and seventh years.
Andromeda was torn between surprise and horror.
How would the families deal with this?
“Now I think the main trouble is how in the world a Lilithean got into Hogwarts.” Remus muttered, “I’m not a Ward specialist.”
“Wasn’t Dumbledore chased out? Perhaps, he tweaked with the wards before he left? Hoping to make trouble for Umbridge probably.” Andromeda offered.
“Unless it was the castle. I heard during an Order meeting that Umbridge was locked out of the Headmaster’s Towers but what if the castle locked them both out?” Remus said thoughtfully.
“I don’t know but the wards have to be dealt with. This could have been a lot worse. For lack of prenatal care the bearers and foetuses seem healthy but this was merely an initial exam to verify pregnancy or not. Once the parents of both have been informed it is up to them to seek care.” Andromeda shrugged.
Remus held out his hand.
They shook.
“For the moment I think I’ll visit the Library and see if Irma can find some books on wards for me.”
Andromeda nodded, “I’ll have to speak with Sirius. I’ll inform him of Deborah Smith’s pregnancy. Then I suppose I ought to break the news to Septimus that most of his grandchildren seem to all be expecting.
The two parted ways each lost in thought.

What do you think? Outstanding? Exceeds Expectations? Acceptable? Poor? Dreadful? Troll?
A/N: Just for reading I'll reward you with news about the sequel: It's called Unlikely Heroes: Redemption and it's posted. So forgiven?
delia cerrano -Less pregnancies then you suspected or more? Don't worry, Arthur will have to crawl but I think hearing about at least six pregnancies in the family and how many future grandchildren are expected in the next three months or Arthur will be a bit catatonic for a while. The only one not pregnant or expecting is Dennis? Poor Arthur. Draco is trying to find a balance for their relationship. He doesn't want to force Harry to do as he wishes but would rather they discuss choices. We'll see more of them soon promise. I doubt Molly will take the news of Gideon's return or the pregnancies well. Especially when the two eldest have been incommunicado for months. Ron and Hermione don't know about Harry but they got 'bad' news in this chapter that will take time to deal with.
ChaosLady - Not sure how juicy this is but hope you like it anyway.
Bickymonster - Not exactly sure what you meant about tweaking names. The only 'tweaking' might be giving names to characters that didn't have them in canon. Not sure what you meant by complicating it. The premise is simple: A creature drawn to sexual energy is loose in Hogwarts. if there is a connection between couples the creature manages to combine their ovum or sperm and they conceive- a mutual attraction. Politics and traditions is important to this story. If only because a majority of the characters impregnated or sired are from traditional/pureblood families. They don't allow children to be born out of a legal relationship. If they are it is because one is already bonded the bonded one takes custody and their spouse blood adopts them. Hope this makes it less confusing.
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I did not sleep with that wizard!