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Chapter List
- 15
- 16
- 17
Disclaimer: It�s not mine! *sob* Harry, all of his
friends, and the entirety of Potterverse all belong to J.K. Rowling and I swear
that I�m not making any money off of it. BUT�Marvin is mine, mine, mine and if
you touch him I will hex you into oblivion

A/N: Hello everyone! I�m glad that you have enjoyed
the last few chapters. This chapter is still taking place on Harry�s birthday
(that will make three I believe), but after this I promise that the time line
will start moving again. I just need to use this chapter to bring a few more
characters into play. Ha! And to think I never really intended for it to get
this long in the first place, but you guys just make me want to keep it going.
8) Well, on with the show. Read, Review, and Enjoy!

Auctor Rubra

Chapter 16: Birthday Surprises

A half hour passed and Marvin had
yet to get Harry to wake, remain calm, and stay awake. Apparently, the trauma
of seeing his best mate kiss Snape twice in one day was just too much. The
Slytherin prankster of the hour did not seem to be returning, and Marvin
secretly hoped that he would just to see what would happen. Dumbledore charmed
a mirror to follow Ron around so that he could admire his new female form.
This sight repeatedly sent Marvin into fits of laughter. It was very different
from how Harry had been. Harry spent most of his time as a woman looking
rather awkward and distraught. Ron, on the other hand, was playing it up for
all it was worth. The redhead even talked Professor McGonagall into
transfiguring his clothes into a flattering green dress. (The color was in
honor of Snape, of course.)

Dumbledore had levitated Harry
onto a picnic table and Marvin was perched beside him. In between bouts of conscious
Harry, several people came to introduce themselves to Marvin with Ron�s help.
Tonks brought her husband over and Marvin spent a few minutes enthusiastically
debating whether Honeydukes� chocolate is better than Hershey�s. He finally
got to meet Fred and George and they were eager to talk about the fireworks
display from the night before. All the Weasleys were present and introduced
minus Ginny, and Marvin got the impression that they were hiding something
about her. All they would say is that she was tied up at work and might not
make it to the party. It ended up being the final introduction that helped
Marvin to snap Harry out of his cycle of screaming, attempts at eye gouging,
and passing back out.

�Hey, Marvin,� Ron called to him
cheerfully in his new and improved sultry, feminine voice. �I have someone
else you should meet. Harry really wanted to be the one to introduce you two,
but it doesn�t look like he�s coming around anytime soon.�

Standing beside girly Ron was a
tall man with neatly trimmed black hair and gray eyes. He extended his hand to
Marvin. �Hello, Marvin! Ron here has been telling me all about you. I�m
Sirius Black.�

�Sirius!� Marvin�s voice came
out as a high-pitched, strangled, screech and Harry leapt off the picnic table
at the sound of it. All Marvin could do was sit there and gape at the man he
had thought was dead. Did Rowling mix everything up, or was this something
else?

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Harry jumped to his feet after
rolling off the table. He could have sworn that a banshee was about to attack
him, but once he got his bearings all he saw was Marvin gaping at Sirius�oh,
right.

�Er�Marvin�.right, well this was
supposed to be a bit of a surprise for you.� Harry chuckled as his friend�s gob
smacked face turned towards him.

The muggle seemed to come to his
senses then and offered Harry a wry smile. �A surprise, you think?�

Harry turned to his godfather.
�I�m sorry, Sirius. We sort of kept your being alive a secret from Marvin.
I�ve been trying to figure out how to tell him that you made it without ruining
the books.�

The muggle suddenly looked very
alert. �Why? What happens?�

�Well, without giving away any of
the exciting details.� Harry paused for a moment and smiled at the way Marvin
was perched on the very edge of the picnic table. �We simply found a way to
extract him from beyond the veil.�

Marvin glared at him. �That�s
it? What, no necromancy, reincarnation, possession, soul selling�nothing like
that? You just, what, threw him a rope or something?�

Harry laughed along with the two
other wizards. �It wasn�t quite that simple, Marvin, and it did take us a
while to even figure out that we could get him back.�

Harry watched as his friend
thoughtfully eyed his godfather. He had warned Sirius that Marvin had a soft
spot for Snape. Sirius had, thankfully, found this more amusing than
anything. He really just wanted the pair to get along, but he was worried that
Marvin would begin to harangue Sirius for all the pranks he pulled on Snape
back in school. All of his fears fell away when Marvin finally accepted
Sirius� outstretched hand. Within moments, the pair was chatting like long
time friends.

That was when he actually took a
good look at the witch standing beside Sirius. Red hair, blue eyes,
freckles�baring quite a resemblance to Ginny, but with a more exotic look about
her. She definitely had to be related to the Weasleys�but who was she? No one
had ever introduced her before, and why did she look so familiar?

�Who are you,� he finally blurted
out.

The redheaded witch look confused
for a moment and then burst out laughing. �Harry�its me, RON. Snape hexed me
for kissing him.�

�Oh no!� Harry stared in horror
at his friend. �Ron, I�m so sorry. Don�t worry, I remember the incantation
Snape used, and I can fix you up right away.�

Ron smiled and shrugged. �I�m not
complaining. It�s kind of fun.�

�Fun,� Harry squeaked.

�Yeah, besides, I am gay so it�s
not like it was for you when a guy would hit on you�er�not that anyone at this
party is going to I suppose.� Ron actually looked a bit disappointed. �Of
course, if I�m like this for a few days you and Marvin could take me clubbing.�

Harry was about to tell his friend
that he would most certainly NOT be helping him trick some poor, unsuspecting
straight man into a one night stand when Mrs. Weasley�s voice broke over the
noise of the party.

�Attention everyone! Its time for
the cake!�

Everyone moved to stand together
as a group as Fred and George pushed the five foot caked out of the house. It
was white, trimmed with red and gold, and the candles were sizzling like
sparklers. Harry smiled in content as his friends and family sang �Happy
Birthday� and then stepped up to blow out the candles. He took a deep breath
and�blew the whole cake up.

At least that was how it seemed.
As soon as his breath was released, he found himself covered with cake, red and
cold icing dripping down his glasses, and a couple of candles sticking out of
his hair. That wasn�t all though. Standing where the cake had just been was
Ginny!

�Ginny,� he yelled and pulled her
into a squishy, icing coated hug. �I thought you wouldn�t be able to get away
from Egypt?�

The lovely witch laughed and
squeezed him harder. �Well, it wouldn�t have been much of a surprise if you
knew I was coming.�

Harry leaned down and gave her a
sweet kiss. (Well of course it was sweet. Think of all the sugar that was in
that icing! Geez.) When everyone began to clap and cheer Harry glanced
sheepishly at the decimated cake surrounding them. �Well, I hope you made more
than one cake.�

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Marvin smiled as he watched Harry
and Ginny dance under the strings of fairy lights that Mr. Weasley had hung in
the backyard. The pair had not left each other�s side since the tiny witch
popped out of the cake three hours before. They were obviously in love. Why
the duce hadn�t Harry married the girl yet?

He nudged Sirius in the side.
�Why hasn�t he proposed to her yet?�

�It�s hard to say.� Sirius stared
thoughtfully into his drink. �For a long time he wouldn�t even date her, even
though we all knew it was what he wanted. Voldemort�s gone now, so he�s let
her at least get this close, but I think he�s worried that if she becomes a
Potter she�ll be �marked for death� or some other such rubbish. He�s scared I
suppose.�

Marvin nodded and took a sip of
his own drink. The twins spiked the punch with Firewhisky, so it was best to
enjoy it slowly. Just as the glass touched his lips, Severus appeared with a
�pop� beside him, startling him into spilling his drink. Marvin glared at the
tall wizard who only smirked in reply.

�I see you�ve decided to stop
sulking,� Marvin said with a small smile.

Severus scowled at him then.
�Yes, well I couldn�t let you have all the fun.�

Marvin frowned a bit at the
definite slur in the man�s words. �Have you been drinking, Severus?�

�I had to do something to wash the
taste of Weasley from my mouth.�

Marvin heard Sirius snort beside
him. He had to agree; the thought of Severus Snape allowing himself to lose
control even a little bit by getting drunk was just�whoa. Maybe all the
pranking had truly traumatized him once and for all and Ron kissing him had
pushed him over the edge.

Suddenly, Severus grabbed his
arm. �Marvin, who is that magnificent creature talking with Lupin?�

Marvin froze, terrified that
Severus was talking about Tonks. That would definitely not go over well. When
he looked where Severus was pointing�well the truth could almost have been
considered just as bad if it wasn�t for how damn funny it was. Severus was
pointing at Ron. Evil thoughts began to fill his mind. He was, after all, a
little tired of people thinking they could just walk up and stupefy him
whenever they wanted.

�Oh, that�s Rhonda.�

Sirius began to choke on his drink
and Marvin kicked him in the shin. �Yes! You are absolutely right, Marvin.
That is Rhonda Black, a distant cousin of mine. Bit closer to Molly on the
family tree actually�er�red hair and all that.�

�She�s exquisite. I don�t suppose
either of you would introduce me?�

Marvin glanced at Sirius, who was
wearing a wicked grin to match his own, and made a quick decision. �Sure,
Severus. Sirius, why don�t you go get Rhonda and let her know that Severus
would like to meet her.�

�Of course,� Sirius replied with a
chuckle and hurried off to get Ron.

Marvin watched with a smile as
Sirius pulled Ron away from the Lupins and whispered something in the he/she�s
ear. The redhead looked confused for a moment, then shocked, and finally
delighted. Marvin had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing maniacally at
the hungry look on Snape�s face. Oh yes, revenge would be sweet the next day
when Snape, in a hangover induced haze, realized he had flirted with�maybe even
danced with�Ron in the female form HE had forced the wizard into. It was
beautiful.

Sirius arrived with �Rhonda� on
his arm. �Rhonda, this is Professor Severus Snape, I believe you�ve heard him
mentioned before. Severus, this is my cousin, Rhonda Black.�

Severus took the hand that �Rhonda�
offered and kissed �her� knuckles. �Charmed. May I have this dance with you,
Miss Black?�

�Oh, please call me Rhonda and I
can�t imagine anyone else I�d rather be dancing with.�

Marvin and Sirius shared a
high-five as the odd couple headed off to dance near the other couples. They
seemed to be getting along well. Leave it to Snape to be able to carry on
intelligent conversation while smashed. After about three dances Ron/Rhonda
stood on his/her tiptoes and whispered something in Snape�s ear. The brooding
wizard seemed surprised for a moment and then a feral smile pulled at his lips.

Marvin did not like where this was
going. �Sirius��

�I see it too. Let�s go break up
the happy couple.�

They began to make their way over
to where Ron and Severus stood, but before they could reach them, they
disappeared with a �pop�. Marvin bit his lip and looked at Sirius with his
eyes wide. Sirius looked just as distressed. They both looked around, but
everyone was fairly tipsy from the spiked punch and engrossed in their own
activities. Still, just because no one else had noticed didn�t mean this was a
good thing. They were all definitely dead men.
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