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Sneaking Around Konoha	By : enchanted_nightingale Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Slash - Male/Male Views: 9780 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 9
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Title: Sneaking Around Konoha

Author: enchanted nightingale

Beta: pussycatadamah

Disclaimer:The characters do not belong to me. I only use them in my plot for fun.

Summary: Loneliness was not for him, Harry knew that. Then he met Kakashi and he found a solution to his problem.

Pair: Harry Potter/ Kakashi Hatake

Chapter 16

"Just when I think I have you all figured out…?" Kakashi shook his head.

Harry shifted a bit at the memory of those words. After eating with his godson and his lover he had gone to get dressed and Kakashi followed. They had a discussion they had to make and at the same time they could not keep the Godaime waiting. Kakashi heard Harry telling him the things he had told Tsunade and had generally been discussed in the Hokage's office. The silver haired J�nin kept giving his lover appraising looks.

"Still trusting me?" Harry asked, feeling unsure of himself.

"Shinobi are supposed to look past appearances, to look underneath the underneath, be sly, cunning and able to stab anyone in the back," Kakashi told Harry. "You are all of the above, save the last bit. Though, I think that given the right motives even you would crumble."

Harry recalled the dungeons at Malfoy's house. Hermione screaming as Bellatrix Lestrange tortured her. He recalled Hogwarts being damaged, burned, his classmates and peers that died. He had done nothing then. It took an ultimatum from Voldemort himself to act and even then it was not because the corrupted wizard had demanded it but because it needed to happen so that the Horcrux Harry had carried would die. Harry's resolve had gotten tougher since he and Teddy had fallen into these lands. Not many things could sway Harry. Teddy being in danger, as Kakashi hinted, could possibly be one of them, but the green eyed wizard was determined to prevent that from happening.

"I don't waver that easily," Harry responded.

Kakashi considered him. "Okay, that vow you mentioned, what is it?"

"Hm, pledge more like it, less binding and with less repercussions when broken. How about I explain this only once?" Harry offered. "I will explain when we reach the Godaime."

"May I?" the J�nin asked, offering his own fast way of transportation.

"If we must," Harry said with a long sigh. The raven haired wizard preferred Apparation, but that was not a skill he wanted to betray to the shinobi even though he trusted Kakashi. He generally was not going to tell them everything. He had found out from a young age that hiding aces and assets was only a bonus for him when things got tough. Besides, a little mystery never hurt anyone.

The office was sealed off, the Anbu guards gone. Shizune was away on an errand. These were the perfect conditions for privacy in the Hokage's office and the Godaime took advantage of all means to achieve this. Only herself, Potter and his ward, Hatake, Jiraiya and Naruto were in the room and for her no one else needed to know either. Currently Tsunade was reading the text Harry had brought her. The Toad Sanin was reading over her shoulder and for once he truly was eyeing the script and not even peeking to see his team-mate's bust. Naruto and Kakashi were waiting for the two older people in the room to finish before they could read it as well. When Tsunade finally finished she gave it to Kakashi to pore over.

"That's much more complex than I thought it would be," Jiraiya commented while the other two people familiar with the art of sealing in the room nodded along. "Are you sure the brat can do it?"

Teddy glared at Jiraiya. "It's not exactly an Unbreakable Vow. You cannot mess up a pledge as simple as this one," the ten year old huffed.

Harry grinned. "Basically it covers your concerns," the green eyed wizard told Tsunade. "We hold arms, I say the words, you accept them, Teddy acts as a witness, along with the other three, which validates the need for witnesses and the pledge is in effect."

"Are you sure it won't work on my people?" the Slug princess asked. There were so many things this could be used for, from ensuring the loyalty of shinobi or the grabby Elders and Danzo. Not to mention how it could be used when dealing with shinobi from other nations. At her words Kakashi was a bit alarmed. While he was a genius strategist like the Nara clan he had enough of a strategic mind to be alarmed by the thoughts that he knew were passing around in Tsunade's mind, that had to be passing through. The silver haired Jonin was glad it was her and not Sarutobi wearing that big hat; Sarutobi had been way more manipulative.

"Yes," Harry stated. He had seen the way her eyes glazed over as her mind thought of the possibilities and he was glad he had already made her agree not to make him shinobi. Being the only trained wizard (Teddy was still too young and technically did not have formal training with his magic) was a great burden.

"Let's get this over with," the Godaime said. She really wanted to have at least one peaceful night of sleep and this would erase some of her fears.

When Potter took the pledge it was in an almost ritualistic way. They faced each other with Teddy Lupin holding a palm over their joined hands and waving a stick over them, a stick with a glowing tip at that, while Potter spoke in a language she did not understand at first before he switched. "I swear fealty to the Godaime of Konoha, my intentions of pure intent and willingness to help, not harm the citizens of Konoha with malice," Harry stated. The glow from the stick strengthened at Tsunade's next words. "I accept," she voiced. "So mote it be," Teddy announced and muttered something in that foreign language.

Tsunade felt the warmth pass inside her and she shuddered.

Harry saw this. "It worked," he said and they unclasped their hands. Then Teddy pocketed his wand.

"Just like this?" Tsunade said.

The wizard nodded.

"Seemed awfully simple," Jiraiya commented. "Both the vow and the ritual."

"Pledge," Harry said. "And of course it was generic. You could have a coup or a traitor in your midst and I would not like to have to obey every Hokage and protect every Konoha citizen from me, even missing Nin."

"That makes sense," Naruto said. At the incredulous look he got from Tsunade and Jiraiya he blushed. "What? I'm not that dumb!"

Harry smiled at the scene as the two Sanin's and the blond got into an argument. Teddy pressed close to Harry.

"Are we done?" the metamorphmagus asked.

"We are," Harry confirmed.

"So, time for our questions to be answered?" Jiraiya asked.

"Not everything," Tsunade maintained.

Harry conceded and took a seat. The questions the Godaime had wanted to ask were generic. Did he have skills with only offensive training or was he a healer to, to which the answer was that Harry, was a fighter and could mend little things if he had to but he was not able to do much.

"And your Jutsu?" Naruto asked. "Those were so cool!"

"They fall under the label of bloodline limit," Harry replied, shaking his head at the way the blonde's face fell.

"And it takes years of training to reach a level where your body has enough energy," Teddy said, purposely not using the word 'magic' in his sentence, "to cast these."

"Five years at least," Harry confirmed.

"But that fire was soooo cool!" Naruto sighed.

Jiraiya nodded. "It laid waste to a large area of the battlefield."

"Fiend fire," Harry said, "Is not easy. It really is living fire, with a mind of its own. Trying to cast the spell is easy, control it so it does not turn against the caster and consume everything… that's another matter entirely." His voice was grave and the shinobi nodded.

"That's not useful in battle, too much possibility it could turn on your allies," Kakashi mused.

Harry nodded.

"Heavy stuff," Naruto sighed.

"What about the snakes?" Jiraiya asked.

"Bloodline limit," Harry said.

"Summoning them or speaking to them?" Jiraiya said.

Harry smiled. "Both."

"I can't speak to them," Teddy pouted.

"Good," Harry said. "Some of them have a quite the mouth. Also, the last thing I need is you having an accomplice when you try your hand at mischief."

"Me?" Teddy gave his godfather a doe like look.

Tsunade felt the urge to coo and promptly stifled it and glared at the child.

"That's so not fair!" Naruto bemoaned. "He's got 'The Pout!"

Harry nodded. "He does."

Teddy stuck his tongue out at them and for once Tsunade did not smack someone for insubordination.

"Hey!" Naruto standing a bit straighter. He pointed a finger at Teddy. "Aren't you supposed to have blue hair?"

Harry and Teddy shared a look. Then the kid shrugged and with a sigh the adult wizard said: "Finite!"

The glamour fell around Teddy and his blue hair flashed the room.

"Like this?" the metamorphmagus asked, enjoying how Naruto's jaw dropped.

"Looks like henge to me," Jiraiya said.

"Or low level cosmetic genjutsu," Tsunade added.

Teddy's hair flashed red, then lengthened, turned black, his eyes green and his nose resembled the pug snout Tonks used to do. That earned chuckles from Naruto while the older shinobi gasped.

"Not a genjutsu," Harry said. "He's a morpher of a sort, just like his mother. He can change his body. Hair and eye colour, skin colour…"

As if on cue Teddy turned his skin blue then pink.

"… Noses size and shape," Harry continued. "Height and weight too now that he's a bit older. He cannot change gender like this but pretty much everything from his body; from hair to nails is fair game."

"Wow! Way cooler than talking to snakes!" Naruto declared. Teddy preened.

"The possibilities…" Tsunade mused.

Harry shook his head. "He's still untrained. He cannot hold disguises for long, the hair changes according to his emotions still. That's why he is behind a gl…genjutsu," the wizard exclaimed. "And why it is going back on now," he told Teddy who pouted but nodded for his godfather to go ahead anyway. "When Morphers go through puberty it settles a bit," Harry went on to say. "Teddy's too young yet."

Tsunade nodded, accepting this. Kakashi was still eyeing Teddy's deceptively brown hair though while the Godaime asked Harry about his trips through the lands before he joined Konoha with half an ear. The subject of the lands Harry came from or the powers that created Kyuubi were not mentioned throughout the meeting. After an hour it was over.

Harry, Teddy and Kakashi exited the Hokage's tower along with Naruto. The blond was much more open around Harry now. Essentially the demon vessel understood why Harry stole his memories away. A small part of him was apprehensive of the green eyed man. Uzumaki recalled the words the Nine Tailed demon whispered to him, telling stories about its creation and of the other beasts. For Harry to belong in a world of people strong enough to create demons, that made him strong in Naruto's book in a way that meant never to cross the man. Sure, he looked nice, treated Naruto fairly and was a great cook, but he was also Jade, and for that persona Naruto felt respect and fear.

"So, I better go," Naruto told the J�nin and the civilian.

"Neh? Naruto?" Harry asked.

The blond cocked his head to the side.

"I hear you are a master prankster," the wizard said.

Teddy started giggling. The ten year old had wondered when his godfather would make his move against the Toad Sanin. On the other hand the wizard's lover did not shared Teddy's good mood; instead, Kakashi gave Harry a horrified look. The silver haired shinobi recalled too well the hell Naruto could raise when he wanted to. The blond was a prankster that could turn Konoha on its head should he wish to and he had proven this repeatedly when growing up. He felt that Harry was poking at a sleeping dragon or fox as was the case. The way those blue eyes lit up at the prospect of mischief… Kakashi shuddered.

"I'm the man to come to when you want to play a prank in Konoha," Naruto confirmed.

"Well, I have a plan, a target and plenty of skill," Harry told the demon vessel. A mischievous look that could match Naruto's devious one blossomed on the wizard's face. "I just need accomplices and witnesses."

Naruto started cackling, much to Kakashi's horror. The people around them stopped and stared. Teddy in fact was eyeing the blond shinobi with big, wide eyes.

"Harry?" he asked his godfather but the green eyed man had a 'Slytherin' look on his face.

Right then Jiraiya exited the building, from the window and not the door, as he usually did. Seeing the group of four together he could not help himself; he decided to join them. Catching sight of the man Harry walked over to Naruto, threw an arm over the blonde's shoulder. Seeing them so chummy made Jiraiya freeze up. Seeing Harry lean closer to Naruto and whispering something in said shinobi's ear in a low voice was no reason to be alarmed. But when both Naruto and Harry turned to see Jiraiya, smile politely at the man and then went back to whispering to each other, the Toad Sanin knew he needed to be alarmed, Kakashi and Teddy certainly were.

"Naruto? Brat? Why are you smiling?" Jiraiya demanded of the blond. "Potter! What did you just say to him?"

"Nothing to worry yourself over," Harry replied innocently.

A giggle, albeit an evil one, escaped Naruto. "Really Ero-jiji," the youth said. Then he smiled, that foxy smile that sent shivers through the bravest souls. That same smile was mirrored on Potter's face. It was then Jiraiya decided that yes, he ought to be alarmed.

"Mmmph, Harry…"

The wizard ignored his name being called, dead set to jumping Kakashi's hair with a brush and a perfectly capable to tame Potter hair conditioner. The J�nin pushed him a back bit and Harry gave an exasperated sigh. Settling back on his side of the tub he let Kakashi stretch his legs a bit and pose the question the silver haired shinobi had been dying to ask all week.

"What did you and Naruto do to Jiraiya?" the last Hatake asked.

Harry smiled, after a week of dodging the question or choosing to play the Sphinx, decided to give his lover an insight to his plan. "What do you think?"

"That the way you just whispered something to Naruto and in under a second you had a plan should be an S class crime," Kakashi stated. "Naruto is bad enough without an accomplice. Not that he pranks people now that he's a full fledged shinobi as much as he did when he was an Academy brat or a genin… Still, what did you whisper to him that day? I swear I saw Jiraiya shivering this morning. He was looking over his shoulder and muttering to himself." "That was never a good sign."

"Let me do your hair first?"

Kakashi snorted. "I want answers Harry." He really was curious as to why the Toad Sanin kept being jumpy, double checking his food and drinks just in case anything was inside and many other things to show he was on alert trying to prevent getting embarrassed.

Flashback …

He had been walking down the street, passing the bookstore that sold Icha Icha books and for once Hatake Kakashi was not salivating over the little orange book. If anything he found that having sex regularly made the books seem rather dull and boring and while Harry allowed a great many things he insisted that Kakashi never read those books around Teddy and his impressionable team mates. The way he managed to bribe Kakashi into this had made the J�nin walk with a limp (that's how tired his pelvic bone had been) for days. Still, a peek never hurt, just out of curiosity but as he walked towards the store the author of the smut books walked down the street. It was the third day after that morning when Harry and Naruto had managed to freak the Sanin out with their suspicious whispering back and forth and the Toad Sanin looked a fright. He was jumpy, kept looking over his shoulder, checking to see if anyone was following him. Kakashi could only stare as the man walked like a crab, muttering to himself. He passed by Kakashi too busy being paranoid to notice anything else.

… End of flashback

"That…" Harry smiled. "I just told Naruto that he should whisper or pretend to whisper and smile like the best prank of his life unfolded."

"So you were not saying anything? You were not planning to take over the word? Make me your sex slave? Create your own harem?"

Harry laughed. "Take over the world? No, too much paper work. Plus I'm not crazy enough to be a dictator and I have a feeling Naruto would try to overthrow me if I touched Konoha. And as for making you my sex slave…"

The wizard expertly moved his limbs, seeking out Kakashi's erection under the bubbly water and when he elicited a small, pleased moan from the man he smirked.

"I think that you already are my sex slave of a fashion," the raven haired man stated somewhat cockily. "And harem? Too big a headache."

"Hm," Kakashi sighed a bit with relief when Harry stopped teasing him, sex had not been the reason for their joined bath time, perhaps later. "So you bluffed."

"I bluffed," Harry admitted.

The Hatake realized something then. "There really is no big plan is there? No slugs in his shoes, no sleeping poisons in his sake or itching powder in his clothes or anything at all."

"Nope," the wizard confirmed with a grin.

"You just want him to believe he will be pranked," Kakashi said. "You are leading him on, making him a paranoid mess and watching him make a fool of himself just by laughing evil at him."

"Yes."

"And you involved Naruto just because of his reputation."

"Just say it; you know you want to…"

The Sharingan wielding Hatake blinked once, then once more before he burst into laughter. Harry sat there and stared, enjoying his lover's mirth and the sound of Kakashi's laughter for as long as it lasted. The man slowly trailed off into chuckles.

"That was truly…"

"Ingenious? Evil? Genius?" Harry nominated.

"All of the above," Kakashi added. "Masterfully played."

"Why, thank you kind sir," the wizard replied.

Kakashi shook his head. "I hope I never make you angry enough to prank me," he wistfully said. "Truly prank me. Unlike the merry chase you lead Jiraiya onto. That was a bit lazy of you, to be honest but masterful just the same." He did not want Harry's ingenuity focused on him unless it involved more adventurous sex with the raven haired man and the shinobi then told this to Harry, making the green eyed wizard laugh.

"Thank you," Harry said. "And you don't really want to put effort into this," he warned Kakashi.

The J�nin chose to believe him.

"Hm, let me try taming the monster?"

"Love," Kakashi said while nodding his chin at the items Harry held, "Those products work on Potter hair, Hatake hair is way more wilder."

Harry considered his lover's hair once more before giving up. "I don't like losing battles."

"Well…" it was Kakashi's turn to be devious. "Come here, you deserve a prize for at least trying."

The wizard smirked and slid closer. "A kiss?" he hoped.

"And a massage."

"You are a god."

An arrogant smirk appeared on Kakashi's face. "So you keep telling me."

Harry rolled his eyes, a smile playing on his face. All was well between the two of them and he was grateful for that.

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