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Chapter List
- 16
- 17
- 18
Disclaimer: It�s not mine! *sob* Harry, all of his
friends, and the entirety of Potterverse all belong to J.K. Rowling and I swear
that I�m not making any money off of it. BUT�Marvin is mine, mine, mine and if
you touch him I will hex you into oblivion

Marvin: Hey, Sirius.

Sirius: Yeah?

Marvin: Do you think that we should tell Snape about that
last chapter?

Sirius: I don�t know if that would be wise.

Harry: I think you should both count yourselves lucky that
the author had him locked in

his room for complaining too much.

Marvin: *snorts* Yeah, right.

Harry: What?

Sirius: Is that really why you think the bedroom is locked?

Harry: Well she did warn him to stop whining�

Sirius: *pulls out his wand (no you sicko the other wand)*
Alohomora!

*door swings open to reveal Snape and Ron snogging*

Harry: Arrggg! My eyes! *runs screaming from the room*

Marvin: Good one Tonks!

Ron: What do you mean �Tonks�? Have you been eating Albus�
special lemon drops

again?

*Sirius and Marvin look at each other and then run screaming
after Harry*

Ron: *chuckles* Looks like we got them again Tonks!

Tonks: *giggles* Yeah, but let�s just hope they don�t tell
Snape.

Author: Are you all quite through behaving like children?

*silence*

Author: Excellent! On with the show then.

Chapter 17: The Morning After

Severus slowly woke with a sharp
pounding in his head. He fumbled at his bedside table and pulled out a
hangover potion. As its soothing effects took hold, he noticed the thin arm
draped around his waste. He followed the exposed flesh of the limb slowly, and
with a certain amount of dread, until his gaze landed on a tangled mass of red
hair. Brilliant blue eyes were gazing up at him fondly and it all rushed back
to him. Rhonda. He regretted that he had been too inebriated to
completely enjoy her the night before, but what he remembered was wonderful.
She was gorgeous, good-tempered, eager to please, and (if his blurry memory
served correctly) fairly humorous. There was only one thing that he could
truly find to count against her, her relation to Black. Black! Great Merlin,
he hoped the mutt hadn�t seen them leave together. What Black would do to him
was bad enough, but the poor witch would suffer horribly from the ribbing.
Severus sighed; perhaps it would be best if it were all left in the past.

�What are you thinking?� He
closed his eyes and let her pleasant voice wash over him.

�I was just wondering if your
cousin will ever let me live this one down.� He looked at her again and noted
that there was a bit of panic in her expression. �Not to worry. If they
didn�t notice us then I am fully capable of being discreet.�

�I appreciate that,� she said
softly. �Not that you�ll have to worry too much about it. I�m leaving today.�

�Oh.� Now why did that bother him
so much? Well, it would have been nice to enjoy her for a while. �When?�

Her lovely eyes flitted to the
clock on his wall and widened in surprise. �Right now! Oh bloody hell I�m
going to be in so much trouble.�

Severus watched in amusement as
the petite witch jumped out of bed and began to pull on her clothes. At least
they would avoid an awkward goodbye if she was in such a hurry. He was not,
however, willing to let her run off on him without getting in the last word�or
action as it was. Pulling on his trousers, he followed her to his chamber
door. �Rhonda?�

The redhead whirled around and
gasped in surprise as he pressed her back against the door for a long, slow
kiss. When he pulled away, he smirked at her dazed expression. �Yes?�

�Thank you for last night,� he
said softly.

Then the little imp grinned at
him. �Any time you can find me, Severus, I would be happy to leave you
thanking me again. I�ll owl you sometime.�

With that, she was gone and
Severus leaned up against his closed door and sighed. He never had been one to
settle down and so one-night stands suited him just fine, but Rhonda Black was
a witch he would not mind meeting again in the future.

__________________________________________________________________

Harry smiled as he walked into the
sitting room with the breakfast tray. Ginny, Sirius, and Marvin were all
seated and enjoying a morning cup of tea. Ginny and Marvin were getting along
well. He was sad that Ginny would have to be leaving after breakfast, but glad
that she had the chance to meet Marvin. With any luck, and thanks to the
success of Plan B, the pair would be meeting again in the future.

�So you really preferred chaser to
seeker,� Marvin asked with a grin.

Ginny laughed. �Yes! Seekers get
a lot of the glory, I agree, but I need the action that comes with being a
chaser. Sometimes just watching Harry sit still and look for the snitch drove
me crazy!�

�I�m glad you two are getting
along so well,� Harry said as he set the tray down.

Ginny glanced at her watch.
�Speaking of getting along, I really should be heading back to the site.
Merlin only knows what kind of a mess Dean may have created in my absence.�

Harry felt his mood droop a bit.
�You can�t even stay for breakfast?�

Ginny smiled warmly at him and
stood to pull him into a hug. �Don�t worry, Harry. I�ll be back in a month
when we�re finished clearing out the last of the curses. My next assignment is
Ireland, so I�ll be able to pop over every night if it will make you happy.�

�Well, I suppose that helps.� He
laughed when the tiny redhead playfully punched his arm. Ginny said her
goodbyes to Marvin and he walked her to his portrait hole. Pulling her close
he whispered into her hair, �I love you and I miss you already. Be careful,
Ginny.�

�Always.� Ginny pulled him down
for a lingering kiss. �I love you too and you�ll see me before you know it.�

Harry sighed when she was gone and
made his way back to sit beside Marvin on the couch. A thought struck him
then. �Marvin, where did Ron run off to last night? I got so caught up in
spending time with Ginny that I just lost track of everything else.�

He watched as Sirius and Marvin
exchanged nervous looks and frowned. Before either of them could answer there
was a frantic pounding on the portrait. He jumped up from his seat, wondering
what Ginny had forgotten, and opened the portrait only to be tackled by Ron�who
was still a woman.

�Oh Harry, thank Merlin!� Harry
smiled in bemusement as Ron dragged him to the couch. That was when the
redhead spotted Sirius and Marvin, who were both looking suspiciously guilty.
�You two! Of all the unbelievable, totally outrageous, and completely
fantastic things you have ever done this one takes the cake. Can I go out with
you more often?�

Harry frowned at his best friend.
�What are you on about?�

Ron/Rhonda giggled. �I just had
the most amazing night of my life. If I thought I could get away with I
wouldn�t let you turn me back.�

This statement left Harry, Sirius,
and Marvin with incredulous and uncomfortable looks on their faces. Life as a
woman? No thank you. Something in the back of Harry�s mind was nagging at
him. Who on earth could Ron have hooked up with last night? �Ron, who��

�Severus,� Ron said in a dreamy
voice. �It was amazing.�

Harry felt his stomach turn and a
glance at Sirius told him that his godfather felt the same way. Marvin,
however, looked very amused by the whole situation. �So it went well with him
then? He wasn�t angry?�

Ron bit his lip then and Harry had
a feeling that the other shoe was about to drop. �I�er�well�he still thinks
I�m Sirius� cousin.�

�What!� Marvin leapt to his feet
and Harry was a bit nervous about how angry the muggle looked. Marvin got a
little crazy about things where Snape was concerned. �So you just boinked him
under the pretense of being someone else and a woman at that!�

�That about sums it up,� Ron said
with a sheepish grin. �Now, Harry, I need you to change me back before he
catches me sticking around. He thinks Rhonda has left already. I told him that
I might look him up sometime.�

�Oh yes, because all you�ll need
to do is piss him off royally to get him to turn you into a woman again and I�m
sure that once the shock wears off he�ll be willing to spare your life and
sleep with you again.� Harry winced at Marvin�s sharp, sarcastic tone.

Ron sighed. �Marvin, it was a one
night thing and he was okay with that. Now please just fix me before I change
my mind.�

Harry quickly waved his wand and
spoke the counter spell. When Ron was himself again, Marvin began to dig into
him again. �Sure, he was okay with one night with Rhonda, but what happens
when he finds out the truth?�

�No one is going to tell him the
truth,� Ron said harshly. �The man is happy right now, okay. Happy.
Isn�t that where you�re always trying to get him. Just let him have this. If
he finds out�well, I�ll deal with that on my own.�

Harry looked at Marvin who still
seemed upset. �Fine. I�ll keep quiet, but you really shouldn�t have done this
to him, or yourself for that matter.�

�Oh, don�t worry about me,� Ron
said with a cheeky grin. �I can think of one thing that will keep me happy for
a long time.�

�What�s that,� Harry asked warily,
hoping he wouldn�t be given any explicit details regarding Ron�s little tryst.
He felt he was handling it very well all things considered and should be able
to leave this conversation without hearing anything about Snape�s anatomy, bed
manners, or�well�anything.

�Draco is taking over the Charms
position this year.� Ron released a dreamy sigh. The boy really knew how to
pick �em. Really.

Harry groaned. He had hoped that
the blond would be stuck up about it and refuse, but he should have known
better. �I suppose worse things could happen. Wait until Hermione hears
this!�

�Hey, where was Hermione last
night,� Marvin asked. �I was hoping to meet her.�

The three wizards in the room
chuckled. Harry took pity on Marvin when he saw the muggle�s confused
expression. �Hermione is off on one of her �summers of education�. She has
done this every summer since the war ended. She goes off to some remote part
of the world and studies the magical history of the place. Says she�s just
trying to add more interesting facts to her curriculum.�

Marvin shook his head. �Well,
that definitely sounds like the Hermione I pictured. So she�s the History of
Magic teacher, Draco is taking over Charms this fall, and Harry�s the Defense
Against the Dark Arts teacher. Things must get interesting around here when
class is in session.�

Harry clapped Marvin on the back.
�You have no idea, mate. No idea at all.�

_______________________________________________________________________

Marvin smiled down at the article
in the Daily Prophet as Harry told him about everything he had done to make
sure that he would be safe. It was touching, really, that Harry was so
concerned about not only the Death Eaters, but also about what the Ministry
might try to pull.

�So what do you think,� Harry
asked with a bright smile. �You have to admit that announcing that you saved
my life has got to count in your favor. The Ministry wouldn�t dare to do
anything to you now.�

�So I�m �The Savior�s Savior�
now? That has a nice ring to it.� Marvin laughed. �Did you show this to
Sirius before he left?�

�Yeah, and he didn�t laugh mind
you. He looked me right in the eye and told me that everyone had better
appreciate what you had done.� Marvin bit his lip as Harry gave him a very
sincere smile. �He�s very grateful, Marvin, and so am I. Besides, I got the
better end of the deal.�

�How�s that?�

�I�ve got you for a friend and all
you got are Death Eaters hunting you down.�

Marvin laughed and shook his
head. �And I would do it all over again if it meant I could stay like this
with you, Sirius, Ron�hell, even Severus at his worst!�

They sat in silence then and
Marvin smiled as he reread the article. Who would have ever thought that all
of this would happen to someone like him? He only hoped that Plan B worked as
well as Harry was hoping. Apparently, Minister Zabini was fairly strict about
such things.
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