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Hermione Brings Home A Malfoy
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Chapter 17
Hermione woke up to a knock on the door. A little dazed she looked around. It was morning .
“Draco.” She whispered, nudging him.
“What?” He muttered as he turned over and grabbed her breast. Hermione knocked his hand away. She heard the knocking noise again.
“Draco!” She said once again nudging him.
“What?” He said muttered.
“There\'s someone at the door.” She whispered.
“Well answer it!” He yelled.
“This is your room, not mine.” She said. Draco gave her a annoyed look before getting up.
“What?” He said as he poked his head out the portrait. Ginny stood there grinning widely.
“Can I talk to you?” She said giggling a little at realizing what she might have interrupted.
“Ummm....me? You want to talk to me?” He asked.
“Yes please.” She said. Why the hell does she want to talk to me? Draco thought.
“Hold on.” he said.
He walked back into his bedroom and found his clothes from yesterday and put them on.
“Who is it?” Hermione asked.
“Ginny.” Draco said.
“Oh, I better get dress and see what see wants.” she said getting up.
“She wants me.” Draco said. Hermione stopped in her tracks.
“Excuse me?” she said confused.
“She wants to talk to me.” He said.
“Why?” She asked.
“I don’t know.” He replied. Hermione finished dressing and stepped into the common room with Draco.
Ginny was sitting on the couch.
“I don’t know who else to ask.” She said looking at Draco. “It’s Ron. This whole Pansy thing has gotten him so upset. He didn’t sleep last night. He just paced the common room muttering to himself. I thought you could help him. I mean you have been here before with Pansy.”
Draco looked at her.
“Why should I help him?” He asked slightly irritated at being woke up for this.
“Because he is one of your girlfriend’s best friends and it would make her happy.” She said looking at Hermione for agreement.
“Yea, Draco. Please?” Hermione said giving him a sad face. Draco looked at Hermione and then Ginny both of them grinning widely.
“Fine I’ll help.” He said. Ginny ran over and hugged him.
“Thank you.” She screamed running out of the common room. He looked over at Hermione.
“You owe me. Big.” He said before disappearing back in his room. Hermione followed him.
“Your girlfriend really appreciates it.” She said smiling, she had not really thought about it but she was his girlfriend. He smiled back.
“Well, you owe your boyfriend.” He said wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close. “I like the way that sounds, girlfriend, boyfriend, don’t you?”
“Why, yes I do.” She said. He kissed her.
“Well, off to save Weasley.” He said as they left the room.
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“PANSY!” Draco yelled in the Slytherin common room. Pansy ran down the stairs.
“Yes Draco?” She asked very happy. Draco rolled his eyes.
“You are coming with me.” He said turning around and leaving. She followed happily.
Once out in the hall Pansy saw a group of people standing there.
“What\'s going on?” She asked, cautiously, looking at everyone.
Hermione, Ron, Ginny and Harry stood there in silence.
Draco sighed.
“We are taking you to Madame Pomfrey to prove you are not pregnant so we can get back to our lives.” Draco said.
“What are you jealous that I‘m carrying Ron‘s baby!” She shrieked.
“No Pansy, once again you’re wrong. I don’t care. My girlfriend does. So I am here because of her.” He said, turning toward the hospital wing.
Pansy stood there in shock.
“YOUR WHAT!?!” She screamed.
“My girlfriend.” he said without stopping or glancing back. Pansy shot Hermione an evil look.
“He’s talking about you I suppose?” Pansy hissed.
“Yes, Pansy I am talking about her.” Draco said taking Hermione’s hand. Pansy looked back at Harry, Ginny, and Ron.
“Are you not shocked!?!” she screamed at them.
“Well....ummm....I....guess.....not.....really.” They all said, not making eye contact.
“Filthy mudblood.” Pansy hissed under her breath. Draco stopped.
“What did you say?” Draco asked with anger.
“You’ve called her that a lot!” Pansy yelled.
“Well, I‘m special. I will not tolerate you speaking that way about her!” He screamed in her face. Pansy took a step back.
“Do you understand?” He said. Pansy nodded. They walked in silence the rest of the way.
They stopped in front of the Hospital wing entrance.
“I don’t know why I’m here. I know I’m pregnant.” She said crossing her arms.
“That’s great Pansy but the rest of don’t believe you so go on.” Draco said giving her a little push.
“What can I do for you?” Madame Pomfrey asked.
“Well,” Pansy started.
“She thinks she pregnant again.” Draco said for her.
“Oh, I see. Well, lets try this again. This makes your sixth time here Pansy, you know how this works.” Madame Pomfrey said taking Pansy’s hand. Everyone turned their attention on Ron.
“What?” He asked.
“Go in there Ron.” Hermione said.
“I don’t know.” He said.
“Go.” She said. “We will be right here.” Ron walked in.
“Where’s Draco?” Madame Pomfrey asked.
“It’s not his.” Pansy said.
“Who’s is it this time?” Madame Pomfrey asked.
“Mine. I think. That’s what she told me.” Ron said looking at the ground. They all waited out side the entrance for some news. Pansy broke the silence.
“You don’t know what your talking about!” They heard Pansy scream before storming out.
“What is going on?” Ginny asked. Ron stepped out the door.
“She’s...” He said still looking at the ground “NOT!!” Ron was grinning ear to ear.
“I told you Weasley.” Draco said.
“Why don’t we go to breakfast?” Harry asked.
“Good idea.” Hermione agreed. They all made they way to the Great Hall.
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Draco and Hermione had decided to take their relationship public. Harry found it a little gross to see them kiss and do other couple stuff. Ginny thought they were cute together. The rest of the school was shocked. Hermione would get the stink eye from a group of Slytherin girls known as the ‘Dracettes’ every time she passed them in the hall. Ron was too worried about Pansy to care. Pansy still claimed she was carrying his baby, even though Madame Pomfrey had assured her several times that she wasn’t.
“What I’m I going to do!?” Ron sobbed to Hermione. It was two weeks before Christmas break and Ron was scared to go home. Pansy had taken it upon herself to owl his mother the news last week. He had not heard anything from her which made him even more scared.
“I’m sure everything is fine. Pansy is not pregnant.” She said trying to comfort him.
“I know that she not pregnant. She doesn’t know she’s not! When is she going to stop all this?” he sobbed even harder. They were quiet for moment as they ate their breakfast. It was time for the morning owls. Ron tensed and looked up.
“Oh no!!” he sobbed.
“What?” Harry asked as he looked up.
“It’s a howler, Ron! Mom sent you a howler!” Ginny screamed. Ron took a deep breath as the owl dropped it on the table. He just looked at it.
“Well, Weasley, it seems your mother knows.” Draco said as he sat down next to Hermione and gave her a kiss on the forehead.
“Ronald!” Pansy shrieked as she ran toward him. “Is that from your mother?” Ron did not replied to her. He opened the howler.
“RONALD WEASLEY! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU’RE GOING TO BE A FATHER?!? OF ALL THE IRRESPONSIBLE ACTIONS! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND FOR ONE NIGHT AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN’T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!! I AM ASHAMED OF YOU AND I AM CONSIDERING BRINGING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! I HAVEN’T INFORMED YOUR FATHER YET, BUT BELIEVE ME, HE IS GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT. I PLAN ON HAVING A NICE LONG TALK WITH YOU WHEN YOU RETURN FOR CHRISTMAS!!”
The shiny red paper tore itself into bits and fell onto the table. They all looked at it in shock, except Draco who was trying terribly hard to repress his laughter.
“Oh Ronald!” Pansy cried. “I didn’t realize your mother would be this upset about our baby!”
“Shut up, Pansy!” Ron screamed. “You’re not pregnant, you’ve never been pregnant! Its getting quite old! Just drop it!”
The Hall grew quiet and everyone turned to look at Pansy and Ron.
“You’re crazy!” Ron screamed, pointing his finger in her face.
The only sound was an “amen” muttered by Draco under his breath.
Hermione smacked his arm, but grinned at the comment.
Pansy broke into sobs.
“You know Ronald!” she began. “All the stress you’ve been putting on my lately isn’t good for our child! Would it make you happy if I lost it? Is that what you’re aiming for?”
She threw her fork down and ran out of the Great Hall.
Ginny watched her all the way out the door.
“She\'s crazy!” Ginny cried, shaking her head in disbelief.
“I’ve been trying to tell people that for ages.” Draco muttered to Hermione.
“Don’t worry,” Harry said, patting Ron’s shoulder. “We can talk to your Mom at Christmas. I’ll back you up. We can explain Pansy to her.” Ron did not respond. They sat in silence for the rest of breakfast.
In between classes, making out, and Ron’s problem, Draco spent the last two weeks before Christmas sulking. He could not believe he wasn’t going home. Hermione hated to see him this way. Everyone was excited about Christmas except for Draco and Ron. All the students were running around getting ready to go home and what not.
Draco sat on Hermione bed and watched her pack. He sighed.
“What is it Draco?” She asked. She felt like she had asked that question a billion times over the last two weeks.
“Nothing.” He said. She couldn’t take it anymore.
“Would you stop sulking!” She cried.
“I’m not sulking.” he said.
“Yes you are!” She said as she packed her trunk. She stopped and stood up.
“Maybe a little. I’m the one who is stuck here in loserville.” He said. They were silent for a moment.
“That’s it!” She screamed.
“What?” He yelled back.
“You are going home with me for Christmas!” She said smiling at him.
“I don’t know.... It’s short notice.....What about your parents?” He asked.
“They will be fine!” She said. “Go pack your trunk!” Draco ran into his room and emerged five seconds later with his trunk.
“That was fast.” Hermione said shocked
“Well,” He started smiling “I kinda pre-packed.”
“Pre-packed?” She said raising a eyebrow.
“You took forever to ask, I was being prepared. I almost thought you wasn’t going to ask me at all.” He said pouting.
“You had this planned.” she laughed.
“I knew you wouldn’t let me stay here all by myself.” He said walking over and kissing her.
“Well, we better get going we don’t want to miss the train.” She said once she was all packed.
A/N: I feel really bad because Stefanie wrote 99% of this chapter by herself. Give her a round of applause! ::claps for Steffy::: As soon as she wakes up, I’m going to force her to start Chapter 18 with me. YaaaY! We have so many ideas for that one! Please R&R!
Chapter 17
Hermione woke up to a knock on the door. A little dazed she looked around. It was morning .
“Draco.” She whispered, nudging him.
“What?” He muttered as he turned over and grabbed her breast. Hermione knocked his hand away. She heard the knocking noise again.
“Draco!” She said once again nudging him.
“What?” He said muttered.
“There\'s someone at the door.” She whispered.
“Well answer it!” He yelled.
“This is your room, not mine.” She said. Draco gave her a annoyed look before getting up.
“What?” He said as he poked his head out the portrait. Ginny stood there grinning widely.
“Can I talk to you?” She said giggling a little at realizing what she might have interrupted.
“Ummm....me? You want to talk to me?” He asked.
“Yes please.” She said. Why the hell does she want to talk to me? Draco thought.
“Hold on.” he said.
He walked back into his bedroom and found his clothes from yesterday and put them on.
“Who is it?” Hermione asked.
“Ginny.” Draco said.
“Oh, I better get dress and see what see wants.” she said getting up.
“She wants me.” Draco said. Hermione stopped in her tracks.
“Excuse me?” she said confused.
“She wants to talk to me.” He said.
“Why?” She asked.
“I don’t know.” He replied. Hermione finished dressing and stepped into the common room with Draco.
Ginny was sitting on the couch.
“I don’t know who else to ask.” She said looking at Draco. “It’s Ron. This whole Pansy thing has gotten him so upset. He didn’t sleep last night. He just paced the common room muttering to himself. I thought you could help him. I mean you have been here before with Pansy.”
Draco looked at her.
“Why should I help him?” He asked slightly irritated at being woke up for this.
“Because he is one of your girlfriend’s best friends and it would make her happy.” She said looking at Hermione for agreement.
“Yea, Draco. Please?” Hermione said giving him a sad face. Draco looked at Hermione and then Ginny both of them grinning widely.
“Fine I’ll help.” He said. Ginny ran over and hugged him.
“Thank you.” She screamed running out of the common room. He looked over at Hermione.
“You owe me. Big.” He said before disappearing back in his room. Hermione followed him.
“Your girlfriend really appreciates it.” She said smiling, she had not really thought about it but she was his girlfriend. He smiled back.
“Well, you owe your boyfriend.” He said wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her close. “I like the way that sounds, girlfriend, boyfriend, don’t you?”
“Why, yes I do.” She said. He kissed her.
“Well, off to save Weasley.” He said as they left the room.
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“PANSY!” Draco yelled in the Slytherin common room. Pansy ran down the stairs.
“Yes Draco?” She asked very happy. Draco rolled his eyes.
“You are coming with me.” He said turning around and leaving. She followed happily.
Once out in the hall Pansy saw a group of people standing there.
“What\'s going on?” She asked, cautiously, looking at everyone.
Hermione, Ron, Ginny and Harry stood there in silence.
Draco sighed.
“We are taking you to Madame Pomfrey to prove you are not pregnant so we can get back to our lives.” Draco said.
“What are you jealous that I‘m carrying Ron‘s baby!” She shrieked.
“No Pansy, once again you’re wrong. I don’t care. My girlfriend does. So I am here because of her.” He said, turning toward the hospital wing.
Pansy stood there in shock.
“YOUR WHAT!?!” She screamed.
“My girlfriend.” he said without stopping or glancing back. Pansy shot Hermione an evil look.
“He’s talking about you I suppose?” Pansy hissed.
“Yes, Pansy I am talking about her.” Draco said taking Hermione’s hand. Pansy looked back at Harry, Ginny, and Ron.
“Are you not shocked!?!” she screamed at them.
“Well....ummm....I....guess.....not.....really.” They all said, not making eye contact.
“Filthy mudblood.” Pansy hissed under her breath. Draco stopped.
“What did you say?” Draco asked with anger.
“You’ve called her that a lot!” Pansy yelled.
“Well, I‘m special. I will not tolerate you speaking that way about her!” He screamed in her face. Pansy took a step back.
“Do you understand?” He said. Pansy nodded. They walked in silence the rest of the way.
They stopped in front of the Hospital wing entrance.
“I don’t know why I’m here. I know I’m pregnant.” She said crossing her arms.
“That’s great Pansy but the rest of don’t believe you so go on.” Draco said giving her a little push.
“What can I do for you?” Madame Pomfrey asked.
“Well,” Pansy started.
“She thinks she pregnant again.” Draco said for her.
“Oh, I see. Well, lets try this again. This makes your sixth time here Pansy, you know how this works.” Madame Pomfrey said taking Pansy’s hand. Everyone turned their attention on Ron.
“What?” He asked.
“Go in there Ron.” Hermione said.
“I don’t know.” He said.
“Go.” She said. “We will be right here.” Ron walked in.
“Where’s Draco?” Madame Pomfrey asked.
“It’s not his.” Pansy said.
“Who’s is it this time?” Madame Pomfrey asked.
“Mine. I think. That’s what she told me.” Ron said looking at the ground. They all waited out side the entrance for some news. Pansy broke the silence.
“You don’t know what your talking about!” They heard Pansy scream before storming out.
“What is going on?” Ginny asked. Ron stepped out the door.
“She’s...” He said still looking at the ground “NOT!!” Ron was grinning ear to ear.
“I told you Weasley.” Draco said.
“Why don’t we go to breakfast?” Harry asked.
“Good idea.” Hermione agreed. They all made they way to the Great Hall.
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Draco and Hermione had decided to take their relationship public. Harry found it a little gross to see them kiss and do other couple stuff. Ginny thought they were cute together. The rest of the school was shocked. Hermione would get the stink eye from a group of Slytherin girls known as the ‘Dracettes’ every time she passed them in the hall. Ron was too worried about Pansy to care. Pansy still claimed she was carrying his baby, even though Madame Pomfrey had assured her several times that she wasn’t.
“What I’m I going to do!?” Ron sobbed to Hermione. It was two weeks before Christmas break and Ron was scared to go home. Pansy had taken it upon herself to owl his mother the news last week. He had not heard anything from her which made him even more scared.
“I’m sure everything is fine. Pansy is not pregnant.” She said trying to comfort him.
“I know that she not pregnant. She doesn’t know she’s not! When is she going to stop all this?” he sobbed even harder. They were quiet for moment as they ate their breakfast. It was time for the morning owls. Ron tensed and looked up.
“Oh no!!” he sobbed.
“What?” Harry asked as he looked up.
“It’s a howler, Ron! Mom sent you a howler!” Ginny screamed. Ron took a deep breath as the owl dropped it on the table. He just looked at it.
“Well, Weasley, it seems your mother knows.” Draco said as he sat down next to Hermione and gave her a kiss on the forehead.
“Ronald!” Pansy shrieked as she ran toward him. “Is that from your mother?” Ron did not replied to her. He opened the howler.
“RONALD WEASLEY! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU’RE GOING TO BE A FATHER?!? OF ALL THE IRRESPONSIBLE ACTIONS! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND FOR ONE NIGHT AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN’T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!! I AM ASHAMED OF YOU AND I AM CONSIDERING BRINGING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! I HAVEN’T INFORMED YOUR FATHER YET, BUT BELIEVE ME, HE IS GOING TO HEAR ABOUT IT. I PLAN ON HAVING A NICE LONG TALK WITH YOU WHEN YOU RETURN FOR CHRISTMAS!!”
The shiny red paper tore itself into bits and fell onto the table. They all looked at it in shock, except Draco who was trying terribly hard to repress his laughter.
“Oh Ronald!” Pansy cried. “I didn’t realize your mother would be this upset about our baby!”
“Shut up, Pansy!” Ron screamed. “You’re not pregnant, you’ve never been pregnant! Its getting quite old! Just drop it!”
The Hall grew quiet and everyone turned to look at Pansy and Ron.
“You’re crazy!” Ron screamed, pointing his finger in her face.
The only sound was an “amen” muttered by Draco under his breath.
Hermione smacked his arm, but grinned at the comment.
Pansy broke into sobs.
“You know Ronald!” she began. “All the stress you’ve been putting on my lately isn’t good for our child! Would it make you happy if I lost it? Is that what you’re aiming for?”
She threw her fork down and ran out of the Great Hall.
Ginny watched her all the way out the door.
“She\'s crazy!” Ginny cried, shaking her head in disbelief.
“I’ve been trying to tell people that for ages.” Draco muttered to Hermione.
“Don’t worry,” Harry said, patting Ron’s shoulder. “We can talk to your Mom at Christmas. I’ll back you up. We can explain Pansy to her.” Ron did not respond. They sat in silence for the rest of breakfast.
In between classes, making out, and Ron’s problem, Draco spent the last two weeks before Christmas sulking. He could not believe he wasn’t going home. Hermione hated to see him this way. Everyone was excited about Christmas except for Draco and Ron. All the students were running around getting ready to go home and what not.
Draco sat on Hermione bed and watched her pack. He sighed.
“What is it Draco?” She asked. She felt like she had asked that question a billion times over the last two weeks.
“Nothing.” He said. She couldn’t take it anymore.
“Would you stop sulking!” She cried.
“I’m not sulking.” he said.
“Yes you are!” She said as she packed her trunk. She stopped and stood up.
“Maybe a little. I’m the one who is stuck here in loserville.” He said. They were silent for a moment.
“That’s it!” She screamed.
“What?” He yelled back.
“You are going home with me for Christmas!” She said smiling at him.
“I don’t know.... It’s short notice.....What about your parents?” He asked.
“They will be fine!” She said. “Go pack your trunk!” Draco ran into his room and emerged five seconds later with his trunk.
“That was fast.” Hermione said shocked
“Well,” He started smiling “I kinda pre-packed.”
“Pre-packed?” She said raising a eyebrow.
“You took forever to ask, I was being prepared. I almost thought you wasn’t going to ask me at all.” He said pouting.
“You had this planned.” she laughed.
“I knew you wouldn’t let me stay here all by myself.” He said walking over and kissing her.
“Well, we better get going we don’t want to miss the train.” She said once she was all packed.
A/N: I feel really bad because Stefanie wrote 99% of this chapter by herself. Give her a round of applause! ::claps for Steffy::: As soon as she wakes up, I’m going to force her to start Chapter 18 with me. YaaaY! We have so many ideas for that one! Please R&R!