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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
6,995
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
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Snape/James - the real deal
*Marauders gathered around Severus who is hanging in the air upside down*
James: “Look at Snivellus! Who wants me to take his underpants off?”
*Stunned silence*
*Long awkward pause* *Black is looking away, blushing* *Lupin is studying his hands* *Pettigrew is looking at the clouds.*
Severus, finally, in a small voice: “Me.”
James: “Huh?”
Severus *a little bolder* “I want you to take my underpants off.”
James: “Eh... what?”
Severus: “I want you to take my underpants off, put my cock in your mouth, and suck.”
James, slightly stunned, “Anything else?”
Severus: “I want you to swallow.”
James: “Um... er... “
*Pettigrew leaves*
Severus” “And then I want you to put me down on all fours, and spread my legs wide and fuck me.”
James: “Uh... I wasn\'t...”
*Black leaves*
Severus: “I\'ll want you to use your Gryffindor scarf to tie my hands behind my back.”
James: “What!!!”
*Lupin leaves*
Severus: “Oh, almost forgot, nipple clamps. I\'m very fond of them. Oh, and if you are going to spank me, I prefer a riding crop to a paddle.”
James *releases Snape, causing him to fall on the ground*
James: “Look, I don\'t know what you are carrying on about, but... I\'m not gay. I like girls.”
Severus (stunned): “You aren\'t gay? Potter, you have been sending mixed messages here.”
James (shocked): “I have?”
Severus: “Totally. The whole public humiliation stuff, all those binding hexes, the pain... what was that all about?”
James (blushing): “I\'m a bully.”
Severus: (glares): “James, come on. You, a common bully? I really don\'t think so. I mean, seriously, underpants? That\'s a bit much, don\'t you think? Even your marauder buddies thought it was quite homosexual. It\'ll take a while to convince them that you don\'t have a thing for me.”
James *mutters under his breath* “Oh fuck. Gotta go.”
*runs away*
*Snape smirks, watching him go.*
“Hmmm... I wonder if there\'s anything I can do to get the four of them to tie me to a tree...”
*Footsteps behind him*
“Hey, Severus”
“Hey, Lily.”
“How are you doing?”
“Good... say, Lily.. does Potter get upset when someone calls you Mudblood in front of him?”
“Why, I believe he does.”
*smirk* “Brilliant.”
~FIN
James: “Look at Snivellus! Who wants me to take his underpants off?”
*Stunned silence*
*Long awkward pause* *Black is looking away, blushing* *Lupin is studying his hands* *Pettigrew is looking at the clouds.*
Severus, finally, in a small voice: “Me.”
James: “Huh?”
Severus *a little bolder* “I want you to take my underpants off.”
James: “Eh... what?”
Severus: “I want you to take my underpants off, put my cock in your mouth, and suck.”
James, slightly stunned, “Anything else?”
Severus: “I want you to swallow.”
James: “Um... er... “
*Pettigrew leaves*
Severus” “And then I want you to put me down on all fours, and spread my legs wide and fuck me.”
James: “Uh... I wasn\'t...”
*Black leaves*
Severus: “I\'ll want you to use your Gryffindor scarf to tie my hands behind my back.”
James: “What!!!”
*Lupin leaves*
Severus: “Oh, almost forgot, nipple clamps. I\'m very fond of them. Oh, and if you are going to spank me, I prefer a riding crop to a paddle.”
James *releases Snape, causing him to fall on the ground*
James: “Look, I don\'t know what you are carrying on about, but... I\'m not gay. I like girls.”
Severus (stunned): “You aren\'t gay? Potter, you have been sending mixed messages here.”
James (shocked): “I have?”
Severus: “Totally. The whole public humiliation stuff, all those binding hexes, the pain... what was that all about?”
James (blushing): “I\'m a bully.”
Severus: (glares): “James, come on. You, a common bully? I really don\'t think so. I mean, seriously, underpants? That\'s a bit much, don\'t you think? Even your marauder buddies thought it was quite homosexual. It\'ll take a while to convince them that you don\'t have a thing for me.”
James *mutters under his breath* “Oh fuck. Gotta go.”
*runs away*
*Snape smirks, watching him go.*
“Hmmm... I wonder if there\'s anything I can do to get the four of them to tie me to a tree...”
*Footsteps behind him*
“Hey, Severus”
“Hey, Lily.”
“How are you doing?”
“Good... say, Lily.. does Potter get upset when someone calls you Mudblood in front of him?”
“Why, I believe he does.”
*smirk* “Brilliant.”
~FIN