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Staff behaving badly	By : Goddess81 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 16426 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Staff behaving badly I own nothing, anything recognizable obviously doesn't belong to me and I promise to put it back once I've finished playing with it, everything written here is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed. This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus. I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review. Many thanks to the wonderful Scarlet Quill for being the beta on this chapter. Xx Chapter 17. Polite Notice. This months staff fun night will take place on the 17th of March, this months theme is movie night and I would like all of you to come dressed as a character from your favorite film, I will then choose one person to be the winner and we will watch the film of their choice. Yours sincerely Minerva Mcgonagal Headmistress Hermione snuggled closer to Severus, her fingers playing with the soft hair on his chest “Please tell me who you're going as?” He closed his eyes and rested his head against his oak headboard “No, you'll find out tomorrow night along with everyone else.” “But Severus, you wouldn't want us to have matching outfits now would you?” “Highly unlikely don't you think?” The room went silent as Hermione sat thinking and Severus just enjoyed the peace and quiet while lying next the rather hot but extremely inquisitive young witch. “Can I guess?” she asked eagerly. “No.” “Pleeeaaaase, I'll make it worth your while” she begged eagerly now straddling him. Severus opened his eyes “Worth my while you say?” “Anything you want” she replied leaning forwards so her breasts were just inches away from his mouth. “Fine you get five guesses, you guess correctly I will be your slave for an evening, on the other hand guess wrongly and I fully expect you to tell me one of the fantasies you used to have about me in my lessons” he said silkily. Hermione grinned “I'll go one better, IF I lose I will enact out one of my favorite potions fantasy's before next months fun night, only I won't tell you when I'll do it” her amber eyes twinkling with excitement. “Deal.” “Superman?” “As if!” he said scornfully. “Hmm! Too flashy, Batman?” “Not even close.” “Okay not a superhero,” she went quiet again as she thought about his DVD collection “Jareth the uber sexy Goblin King?” she asked hopefully. He chuckled “That's your DVD that you forced me to watch remember? What is it that is so appealing about him anyway?” “That's easy, sinfully tight pants, leather boots, a riding crop are always a winning combination with me, the fact he's a bad boy as well helps, Oh and when he says Fear me, Love me, Do as I say and I will be your slave I'm in heaven. Prince Charming always seemed a bet wet behind the ears to me when compared to Jareth the Goblin King.” “My, my who knew Gryfindor's golden girl had such a dark and depraved mind” his voice low and husky as he lazily tweaked one of her erect nipples “Only two chances left, choose wisely” She squealed and bounced up and down on his lap “It's an Alan Rickman character isn't it?” “Yes, he brings such depth to his characters, a simply marvelous man even if I do say so myself” “The bad guy from Die Hard?” He shook his head “Only one more chance Hermione, I wonder does my know it all witch really know everything?” Hermione could feel him hardening underneath her and grinned triumphantly “I've got it, The big bad Sheriff of Nottingham.” “Oh dear, so close but no cigar” he purred and quickly flipped her onto her back and thrust into her hot, wet core. “No more questions, the only thing I want to hear is you screaming my name” he withdrew his penis till only the tip was inside her and then slammed back into her causing her to moan in pleasure. He pulled almost all the way out again “Do you understand?” Wrapping her legs round him and then raking her nails gently down his back “I understand less talk more action, now get on with it” she said huskily before dragging his mouth down to meet hers. “Sweet Merlin this witch was amazing” Severus thought while complying with her wishes, a couple of hours later an exhausted but completely sated Hermione mumbled something about if you loved me you'd tell me to which he chuckled and fell asleep. The next night Hermione and Harry were in their rooms getting ready for that evening's entertainment. “So Mia has Severus told you who he's going as yet?”asked Harry struggling to attach his fishnet stocking to his suspender belt “For Merlin's sake, these things are stupid.” Hermione grinned and went over to help him “No he refused to tell me, I even tried bribing him with sexual favors but the man's a rock.” “Shouldn't that be as hard as a rock” Harry smirked. “You're terrible” she giggled “Are you ready for me to fasten your corset?” Harry nodded and braced himself, she gave a small yank on the strings just to pull them together making him gasp “Okay Mia that's tight enough, a blokes got to breath you know” “Nonsense Harry! I barely even pulled, besides my corset is much tighter than this.” “That's different you're more fleshy than I am” he moaned as she pulled it even tighter. “Are you calling me fat Mr. Potter?” she demanded. He gulped and quickly denied her statement “No not at all, it's just that my chest is all hard and manly and yours is soft and curvy so it's easier for your bits to be squashed and rearranged by this infernal contraption.” It was your idea for us to go as characters from the Rocky Horror Picture show” she reminded him “Besides with any luck Filch will of forgotten to dress up and we'll have a Riff Raff to go with our Dr Frank N Furter and Janet disguises.” Harry was laughing so hard he was almost hyperventilating “Damn that's a thought to curdle milk, hmm.... it's just a shame I don't have my very own Rocky” he heaved a dramatic sigh, well as dramatic as he could manage in his corset. Hermione gave him a cuddle “Don't worry hun, your prince will come soon” she handed him a pair of black high heels which she'd transfigured out of a pair of his trainers “Put these on and lets go.” He eyed them suspiciously “Are you mental hun, there's not a chance that I'll be able to walk in them.” She clipped him round the head “That's for calling me mental, I've placed a rather nifty charm on them that I learned from Ginny back in our fourth year, it makes them feel like your comfiest pair without forgetting that you're wearing heels.” Slipping his feet into the heels, he was amazed as it felt like he was just wearing his trainers “You're a genius” ignoring the fact Hermione was rolling her eyes at him he opened the door that leads to the corridor and cast a disillusionment charm on himself before turning to Hermione and asking her to hurry up. Casting the same charm on herself as she walked over to him, “I don't know what you're telling me to hurry up for I've been ready for ages” she said as they left for the staffroom together. The staffroom was a cacophony of noise as they entered Hermione burst out laughing and nudged Harry when she spotted Sirius coming towards them dressed as Count Dracula young persona. Sirius smirked “Well I know you have a thing for bats and vampires so I thought I'd try my luck” he waggled his violet glasses suggestively. “I think you might have better luck with Lara Croft over there” She pointed towards Imogen dressed in a tight vest top and little cargo shorts “Or there's Aurora who's come as Princess Leia” “Thankfully not in the bikini, as she doesn't look like she's started her bikini diet yet” Harry whispered into Hermione's ear causing her to giggle. Unfortunately Sirius's canine hearing caught the last bit of Harry's sentence “What's wrong with a good looking woman having some meat on her bones? It makes the ride more comfortable” he asked indignantly. Hermione removed her cloak causing Sirius to choke on his drink “Harry love give us your cloak and I'll hang them up.” “Psst! Hermione, don't look now but I think you ought to know that you and Harry have matching outfits on” Sirius said in a mock whisper. From the other side of the room Remus shouted over “Oh Harry a little word of advice, ask Hermione what she's wearing before raiding her wardrobe, it saves you from making a fashion faux pas like wearing the same outfit” The staffroom erupted in laughter as Harry flipped him a finger. Taking both of the cloaks Hermione deliberately walked across the room passing Severus who was stood talking to Remus. “You're looking very sixties tonight Remus, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased me?” she asked stopping to comment on Remus' Freddie Mays costume from the film Gangster no 1. Remus grinned wolfishly “I'm always pleased to see you Hermione, you know that” his seemingly innocent statement earned him a rather vicious scowl from Severus. Hermione turned her gaze to the Potions master and blatantly looked him up and down, he was wearing a burgundy suit with a black hooded jumper underneath “What are you?” “I'm pissed off is what I am” he retorted raising his trademark eyebrow. “Well when you're as anatomically correct as a Ken doll, that's bound to make anyone cranky just remember not to go moulting your feathers all over the floor messenger boy” Remus looked confused “Just who have you come as tonight bats?” “I am the Metatron, stand back” Severus said imperiously revealing his rather impressive wingspan and flexing them a few times just to show off a little. “Speaking of characters Hermione what have you come as? A call girl from the Moulin Rouge perhaps?” Severus asked, his silky voice making her melt. “That's show girl you imbecile.” “Same thing wasn't it” he interrupted. She continued “And no I'm not a show girl, I've come dressed as Janet from The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Harry's is dressed like Dr Frank N Furter” she nodded to where Harry was stood with Aurora showing her how to do the Timewarp. “I see” his eyes twinkled in appreciation of her outfit. “I'm sure you do Severus” winking at the two men she sashayed over to the coat stand to finish hanging hers and Harry's cloaks up. She stood there for a few moments just observing the interaction between the staff, Filch and Trelawney were sat in a corner talking, she really didn't need to know what Filch's hand was doing under the table to make Sybil squirm like that, suppressing a shudder Hermione moved her gaze onto Poppy, Hagrid, Pomona and Irma who were sat plying cards while they waited for Minerva to make her announcement about what film they were going to watch tonight. Minerva was in deep conversation with the deputy head Fitzwilliam Butler. Hermione was positive that there was something going on between the two of them, not that she could cast the first stone about secret relationships because she'd agreed with Severus when he'd suggested keeping their fledgling romance under wraps for the time being. She smiled to herself, even just thinking about him gave her a warm fuzzy sensation in her stomach, Hermione turned her attention to Aurora and Imogen, they were the closest things to girlfriends that she had as Ginny was constantly on tour with the Holyhead Harpies and Luna was busy trekking in the Peruvian Jungle with Neville looking for some rare tropical plant. As she watched the group consisting of Remus,Harry,Sirius,Severus, Imogen and Aurora she noticed something quite interesting, Sirius was subtly flirting with Aurora and then she remembered his comment from earlier on how there was nothing wrong with curvy witches “Must remember to tell Harry” she thought to herself. “Oi Mia! they want you to sing your favorite song from the film” Harry shouted over, snapping her out of her thoughts. Returning the grin “I'll need a couple of back up singers, Imogen Aurora?, you don't need to sing much just a couple of lines” she waved her wand and produced a copy of the song lyrics “Imogen I want you to sing Columbia's lines and Aurora you sing Magenta's okay?” The two witches nodded, while Sirius charmed Harry's mp3 player to play the song loudly without words. Minerva came over with mischief twinkling in her eyes “So Hermione are you dedicating the song to anyone?” Hermione narrowed her eyes at the older witch “I don't think so Minerva, why who do you think I should dedicate it to?” The headmistress was saved from answering by Harry saying they were ready whenever Hermione was. Sitting on the edge of one of the writing desks in the room, her feet on it's hard back chair, Hermione began her song “I was feeling done in Couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before.” Imogen Columbia joined her on the table “You mean she...” Aurora sat on her other side and sung Magenta's line “Uh-huh” “I felt there's no use getting Into heavy petting It only leads to trouble and seat wetting. Now I want to know Is how to go I've tasted blood and I want more.” Imogen and Aurora joined in “More!More!More!” “I'll put up no resistance I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch I need assistance” “Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night” Hermione looked out over the staff watching and most of the men were sat uncomfortably with their legs crossed or with a cushion on their laps and grinned, moving from the table to the chair she sat astride it her hands gripping the back as she lent back then slowly brought herself forwards winking at Sirius,Severus and Remus who were sat directly in front of her. “Then if anything grows she gave a small chuckle. While you pose I'll oil you up and rub you down” “Down!Down!Down!” sung Aurora and Imogen. “And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand Oh!, I need action” she threw her head back as if in the throws of an orgasm while the other two witches sang the chorus again, when the song finished the staffroom erupted in applause for the three women. “Okay settle down everybody, in light of Hermione rather informative song I think that we should watch hers and Harry's choice, if you would be so kind as to set it up please Fitzwilliam, everyone else find a seat, make yourselves comfortable and the house elves will be along shortly with popcorn and refreshments. Hermione went to sit next to Harry on the sofa only to find that Severus was in her place smirking up at her. “You're sat in my place Severus” “I don't see your name on it Miss Granger” he patted his lap “Although you can sit on my knee if you promise to be a good little witch and not talk during the movie.” Hermione stood with her hands on her hips and glared at him which only caused him to smirk even more. “Hermione, just sit down dear the film's about to start” the headmistress told her. “Yes Headmistress” she replied having an evil little brainwave at the same time, while making as much fuss as she could about sitting next to the evil Potions professor, she decided to sit on arm of the sofa next to Harry, kicking her heels off she stretched her legs over Harry's lap so her feet were just resting on Severus's groin. “Watch where you put your feet Hermione I wouldn't want anything to get damaged by your clumsiness” he growled softly keeping up the pretense that they were enemies. “You mean you're not in full costume, and there was me thinking you chose that character just so you wouldn't have to hide your inadequacies with a rolled up sock for once” She said with mock sweetness while her toes subtly rubbed his ever growing bulge. Minerva snapped “Will you two stop your childish bickering and watch the film.” before angrily waving her wand at the light to turn them off. When the film had finished and the teachers were departing to their rooms Hermione felt Severus press a note discretely in her hand as he passed, waiting till she was safely in her room she read it's contents. Floo to my rooms, ten minutes, don't change. S. “Harry don't wait up, although If I'm not back by seven fire call me as it's the Hufflepuff/Gryfindor match tomorrow and I need to pep talk my house at eight.” she said as she walked over to the fire. “Will do hunny bun, go have fantastic sex don't spare a thought for poor old me” Harry replied pulling a face. Hermione flooed to Severus's rooms and then stuck her head back in the fire “Harry it's not late call him” she said before she was spun round and kissed ferociously by Severus. And dragged willingly to his bedroom. A/N: Okay folks I hope you like this chapter, I certainly enjoyed writing it. I would have had it up sooner but my mouse broke mid week and then I had to watch numerous Alan Rickman films all in the name of research (I promise there was no perving *looks around shiftily * okay I admit there was some drooling and feinting at the sound of his voice) I would love to hear what you think about movie night, next month will be sports night .Xx
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