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Staff behaving badly	By : Goddess81 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 16426 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Staff behaving badly I own nothing, anything recognizable obviously doesn't belong to me and I promise to put it back once I've finished playing with it, everything written here is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed. This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus. I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review, I dedicate this chapter to you. Many thanks to the wonderful Scarlet Quill for being the beta on this chapter. Xx Chapter 19. Hermione slipped quietly out of her bed leaving Severus fast asleep, she'd grown accustomed to spending most nights with him either in his bed or hers. Looking at her bedside clock to check the time she decided to grab a quick shower while Severus was still asleep, once out of the shower she looked to see if he'd woken yet and found him sprawled across the bed as if claiming it for his own. Walking over to her drawers she began to sing softly to her self “I don't look good in no Armani suits, no Gucci shoes or designer boots. I've tried the latest lines from A-Z but there's just thing that looks good on me”. She opened her underwear drawer and selected a pair of Garfield boy shorts that she'd bought on a whim because they reminded her of Crookshanks and a plain black satin bra. “The only thing I want, The only thing I need, The only thing I choose, The only thing that looks good on me is you” she sung whilst fastening her bra and walking over to her wardrobe, she grabbed her favorite pair of faded blue jeans and a black v neck t-shirt with white lettering on it which said Don't you wish your teacher was hot like me?. Pulling up her jeans she She continued singing “I'm not satisfied with Versace style, Put those patent leather pants in the circular file. Sometimes I think I might be looking good, but there's only one thing that fits me like it should.” A voice from the bed made her stop singing and turn round with a huge smile on her face. “You know if only one thing looks good on you, why are you out of bed and dressed? Besides where are you sneaking off to at this unearthly time on a Sunday?” “Firstly my love it's nearly half ten, secondly you know that I spend Sundays chilling with Harry and as much as I'd love to crawl back into that bed and ravish you senseless. Harry needs me more, I do believe we're going to walk down to Abe's have a long lazy lunch, get slightly drunk and have a good long chat about life and stuff.” Severus pouted “Only life and stuff?” She smirked back at him and pulled her t-shirt over her head “Well I might brag how good you are in bed if we run out of subjects to talk about” While bending over to put her shoes on she felt two firm hands grab her hips and something hard poke her bottom. “I'm sure Harry won't mind if you're a little late” he purred seductively slowly grinding his erection against her denim clad bottom. Hermione wiggled against him as she stood up and lent back against his firm muscular chest, she moaned lightly as one hand opened her jeans, slipped inside her panties and began rubbing the sensitive bud of nerves between her moist damp lips, while his other hand snaked under her top cupping her breasts and rolling her erect nipples between his thumb and forefinger. “Sev please, I don't want to keep Harry waiting” she voiced breathlessly. Severus didn't reply, instead he placed little kisses down her neck ending with a little nip on her collarbone causing her knees to buckle, she turned round and brought his mouth down to hers in a passionate kiss. “How can I say no when you're so good at persuading me?” she said smiling against his mouth. “How indeed?” was his smug answer. Before she got the chance to say anything else there was a knock on the door “Just a minute” she called out while pulling her t-shirt down and fastening her jeans. “Severus put some clothes on please, as I'd hate for anyone to think that there was a basilisk on the loose and try to relieve you of one of my favorite appendages.” He arched an eyebrow and smirked “Well I'm not the head of Slytherin for nothing you know” and sauntered off to the bathroom. Slipping her feet into a pair of flat shoes she opened her door to find Harry standing there holding a mug of strong tea which he handed to her. “Is Severus up love? as I've got Draco practically in tears in the living room, apparently Marcus has left him for Oliver Wood” “You go keep Draco company and I'll tell Severus that Draco's here.” She closed the door and headed for the bathroom where she heard Severus singing in a soft baritone. “Raven hair and ruby lips, sparks fly from her fingertips. Echoed voices in the night she's a restless spirit on a endless flight. Ooh-hoo Witchy woman see how high she flies, Ooh-hoo Witchy woman she got the moon in her eyes” Hermione watched transfixed as Severus soaped his long lean body, she rested her hip against the sink as she waited for him to finish showering. “I know you wanna love her, let me tell you brother she's been sleeping in the Devil's bed. And there's rumors going round, that someone's underground. She can lock you in the night until your skin turns red. Woo-hoo Witchy woman see how high she flies, Woo-hoo Witchy woman she got the moon in her eyes” “I've heard you called many things my love, but the devil?” she asked rather amused as he turned the shower off and stepped out, droplets of water running down his chest. “Well you've called me God quite a few times recently, it's the same thing really just a different perspective” he replied smirking as he took the towel she was offering him, “But that's besides the point, why didn't you join me instead of standing out here perving?” She grinned at him “Apart from the fact I enjoy looking at your gorgeous body, I couldn't join you even if I wanted to, because Draco's in the living room heartbroken because apparently Marcus has run off with Oliver Wood.” Severus's smile faltered “Marcus has run off with that cocky little Gryfindor Wood?” he finished drying himself and quickly threw some clothes on before joining Harry and Draco in the living room. Draco looked up at his Godfather, his face ashen “How could he do this to me?” Severus sat down next to Draco and pulled him into a huge hug “Ssh little dragon, every thing's going to be alright I promise” he whispered comfortingly. Hermione grabbed Harry's arm and dragged him into their little kitchen area to give the two men some privacy “You grab our coats, I'll make them a pot of tea and then we'll leave them in peace” she said a low tone that left Harry no room to argue. Quickly making the tea she left a stasis charm on it, so it would still be warm for when they were ready to drink it, she spoke softly to Draco “Sweetie I'm going out now with Harry, stay here as long as you want” “Please don't go on my account” Draco said quickly, looking horrified that he might be making her feel like she had to leave. She smiled gently at him and drew him into a bear hug “Honestly I had a date with Harry anyway, if you feel up to it we'll be in the Hogs head for most of the day, you're more than welcome to join us” Harry was waiting by the door when Hermione joined him, “Come on hun I'm starving, I haven't had breakfast yet” She moaned taking her coat from his outstretched hand and as if on cue her stomach rumbled loudly. “What doesn't eating Severus fill you up then?” he said as he closed the door behind them, “Oww!.. Mia what was that for?” he asked, while rubbing his arm where Hermione had just punched him. “If you need to ask maybe I should do it again?” she glared at him “Can you at least save the innuendo's till after we've eaten.” “Somebody's cranky this morning, did you not have your portion of Sevviebix?” he said laughing as he ran down the corridor leaving Hermione to chase him. They'd been sat in the Hogs head for a couple of hours when the discussion of Draco finally came up. “What do I do Mia? I've had a crush on him for nearly three years now and in all that time he's gone from bad relationship to bad relationship not once giving me a second look, I could be so good to him” Hermione placed her hand over his to stop him from ripping the label off his beer bottle “I know hun, and Draco does like you hun I know it. But the one thing you're not going to be is a rebound shag, he needs to get Marcus out of his system and then once he's done that we can get you the blond Adonis of your dreams.” “So O wise one, how do we get Marcus out of his system?” He asked draining the dregs out of his bottle. “That's easy, we break up for Easter next week and although we've still got the dreaded fun night to do. I suggest that we call Blaize, the twins and a few others and have a mad party like we used to do before we got old and boring.” She stood up to go to the bar when a familiar Scottish accent caught her attention. Turning round her worst fears were confirmed, Oliver Wood was stood at the bar talking to Abe like he hadn't a care in the world, luckily Harry hadn't noticed yet, so she cast a quick notice me not spell on Oliver and told Harry she was just nipping to the toilet. Grabbing Oliver by the arm as she walked passed him, she dragged him into the girls toilet and locked the door, before rounding on him fiercely “What the fuck do you think you're up to Wood? Do you enjoy stealing other peoples boyfriends? ” The ex Gryfindor keeper looked shocked and stammered “I..I..I have no idea what you're going on about Hermione, I haven't stolen any body's boyfriend.” She folded her arms and glared at him “So it's not true that you've hooked up with Marcus Flint then?” “No it's true I've been seeing Marcus for about a month now, but he told me he was single, I swear” he added quickly noticing Hermione's wand hand start to get twitchy. She sighed “Look Oliver, Marcus had been in a relationship with Draco for the past six months until this morning when he turned round and told him that he was running off with you” Oliver's face darkened “Marcus was cheating on me, I'm going to kill that low life, two faced, lying scumbag” he paced the ladies toilets muttering angrily to himself only pausing when Hermione placed a hand on his arm. “Hermione please tell Draco that I had no idea that Marcus was with him and I'm truly sorry for causing him pain” he unlocked the door and quickly left the building not bothering even to say goodbye to Aberforth. “I wouldn't like to be in Flint's shoes right now” she thought herself as she passed two elderly witches who were giving her a filthy look for being in the same bathroom as a wizard. Buying a couple more beers she made her way back to Harry “You are not going to believe what I've just found out” she said passing him a bottle as she sat back down in her seat and proceeded to tell him all about her encounter with Oliver Wood. Harry shook his head in amusement “How is it you've only been gone five minutes and yet you've managed to get more gossip than a sleepover in the girl's dorms?” She laughed “It's a talent I guess, on a slightly more somber note I'm glad that Oliver didn't know about Draco because I really didn't want to hex him.” She took a long swig of her beer before continuing “I'm not ashamed to admit that I ran a quick surface legilmens scan on him and he honestly had no idea.” Harry was absentmindedly stroking one of Bella's ears totally unprepared for the next thing Hermione said “So Harry when are you going to remove that tattoo from Severus's arm?” He grinned apologetically “Sorry hun I'd completely forgotten about it I'll do it later, I'd probably better remove Sirius's at the same time, although I'm not giving up those photo's as you never know when you'll need some leverage in a potential blackmail situation. Speaking of Sirius and Remus didn't you say that you had some dirt on them the other day?” She grinned evilly “If I'm right in my presumptions and I usually am, I think that our resident bachelors aren't going to be bachelors for very much longer” she lowered her voice and proceeded to tell him about what she'd observed at the last fun night Harry was speechless “Sirius fancies Aurora, really?” Hermione smirked and nodded her head over at the door “If you don't believe me cast a disillusionment charm over us and just watch the group of people who just walked in.” He cast the charm and turned in his seat to watch as Sirius, Remus, Aurora and Imogen took a quiet booth at the back of the pub almost away from prying eyes, but not too private as to cause suspicion “Fine I bow down to your superior brain power oh mighty one” he mocked. “So are we going to say hello or just sit here spying on our friends and co workers?” She pretended to think about it “Well as it's your round I say we sit here for a little while longer just in case Severus and Draco decide to come down and find us” downing her bottle in one she settled back in her chair and looked at Harry expectantly, “Well what are you waiting for? Same again please and a bag of cheese and onion as well hun.” Shaking his head at his bossy friend he did as he was told, he came back with a double order and the two of them spent an enjoyable afternoon laughing at Sirius's chat up lines. A/N: Please review as it feeds my plot bunnies and the poor little things are starving Xx Sirius: Just what is so funny about my amazing chat up lines? Me: Nothing Sirius, it's just that they're a bit cheesy Sirius: There is nothing cheesy about them I've used them since Hogwarts and they've never failed yet. Just listen to this one, it's a sure fired winner.... Hello I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart. Me:*Shakes head* All I can honestly say is that it's a good thing you're devilishly handsome Mr Black. Sirius: If you lovely people would like to hear more of my fabulous chat up lines, all you have to do is give me a wink*grins cheekily and waggles his eyebrows* Me: Stop pestering my lovely readers Sirius, go and find Remus maybe he needs your advice on chat up lines. *drools uncontrollably as that gorgeous bum in tight leather trousers leaves the room* DISCLAIMER:The song Hermione sings is by Bryan Adams and the one sung by Severus is by The Eagles, I MAKE NO MONEY OR PROFIT FROM EITHER OF THESE SONGS, NOR DO I OWN THEM.
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