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Book 3: Aliens In Order Of The Phoenix	By : DamianTheSnowLeox Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Slash - Male/Male Views: 3263 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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The Meeting

“This is mad. Who’s wanna be taught by me? I’m a nutter remember?” Harry complained as they walked in the snow through the Hogsmeade village.

Vegeta barked out a laugh “Nutter? That’s laying it on thin boy.”

Goku frowned “That was mean.”

Vegeta shrugged “I never said I was nice Kakarrot.”

Gohan giggled at his Father and technical new parent’s antics “Look on the bright side Harry, you can’t be any worse that the pink toad.”

Harry sighed “Thanks Gohan…”

Gohan laughed and hugged Harry’s arm briefly “I’m here for ya Harry.”

Piccolo rolled his eyes at his mate then pulled him back to his side and out his arm around Gohan’s waist possessively “Who are we expecting?”

Hermione shivered then rubbed her arms “Just a couple people.”

When they opened the door, Vegeta grimaced and his nose crinkled at the smell “Revolting.”

Piccolo glanced at Vegeta then grunted in agreement; the smell was also annoying him already. Hermione said as they looked around “Thought it would be safer somewhere off the beaten track.”

Vegeta scoffed as he entered before the rest of them, his arms crossed “Off the beaten path indeed.” he said with distaste.

When they met with all the other students, they sort of just sat there in an awkward silence for a few moments. Hermione then slowly stood up nervously “Um… Hi. So… You all know why we’re here. We need a teacher. A proper teacher.” some of the students nodded in agreement “One’s who’s had experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.”

A student wearing a black beanie said bluntly “Why?”

Vegeta pushed himself off the wall and growled “Why? Because you weaklings need to learn how to defend yourselves against people like that tyrant you call Voldemort!” his tail lashed behind him.

Ron growled with Vegeta “Yeah, because You-Know-Who’s back you tosspot.”

The same boy said “So those two say.”

Hermione said sternly “So Dumbledore says.”

The same boy argued back “So Dumbledore says because they say. The point is, where’s the proof?”

A boy with long wavy hair leaned forwards a bit and say hesitantly “If Potter and Goku could tell us more about how Diggory got killed…”

Goku’s tail bristled at the memory. He shook his head “I don't…” He leaned against Vegeta and crossed his arms tightly.

Vegeta curled his tail around his mate’s waist then growled at the boy in the Saiyan tongue “I will never understand you foolish humans! I should break your neck for upsetting my mate!” He felt a calming hand on his shoulder and leaned into Goku’s chest, still eyeing the boy.

Harry says as he stand up “I’m not gonna talk about Cedric so if that’s why you’re here clear out now.” Harry turns to Goku, agitation clear on his face and in his voice “Come on Goku let’s go. They’re here because they think you and me are some sort of freak.”

“Is it true you can produce a Patronus Charm Harry?” piped up Luna.

Piccolo looked at Luna then rumbled “He can, I've seen it. It's quite impressive.”

The students looked at the Harry in awe as a boy spoke up “Blimey Harry! I didn't know you could do that!”

Fred motioned to Goku “I've seen him do a gravity change spell. What was it called?”

Goku blushed and scratched his head “Uh, the words to use it are Gravitas Auget then whatever number you want to out after it…” he grinned sheepishly “I mainly use it to train but it could be used as a defensive spell.”

Hermione frowned “I've never heard of that spell before.”

Vegeta gruffed out “Mephisto came up with it himself so of course you've never heard of it.”

A boy in the back whispered loudly “Woah…”

Neville piped up “And-And he killed a basilisk, with the sword in Dumbledore’s office in his second year.”

Vegeta raised an eyebrow at Harry; he knew what a basilisk was from the books so he was fairly impressed with the young wizard.

Ron grinned as he spoke up as well “Third year he fought off about a hundred Dementors at once.” Piccolo chuckled but nodded; the boy wasn’t wrong.

Goku patted Harry’s shoulder “Last year I saw him fight off Voldetort.”

Vegeta grumbled “Voldemort.”

Goku looked at Vegeta “That’s what I said.” Vegeta just groaned lowly and pinched the bridge of his nose while some of the students chuckled nervously at the name.

Harry looked at everyone incredulously “Wait. Look it all sounds great when you say it like that…” he took a shuddering and nervous breath “But the truth is, most of that was just luck. I didn’t know what I was doing half the time. I nearly always had help.” He looked at Piccolo, remembering his helpful words two years ago.

Hermione looked at everyone “He’s just being modest.”

Harry shook his head and said firmly “No, Hermione, I’m not.” Harry took a deep breath then looked at all the students “Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow. But, out there...” Trunks noticed one of his boyfriends getting a bit sat so he hugged his arm and nuzzled his shoulder to try and comfort him. Harry stuttered but continued “When you’re a second away from being murmured... Or watching a friend die right before your eyes…” Goku reached over and took Harry’s hand as a silent reassuring gesture; they both lost a friend that night even though Goku didn’t know Cedric that well. Harry gulped thickly and squoze Goku’s hand “You don’t know what that’s like…” Harry finished, his tone miserable as he sat down. Goku stood behind but to the side of Harry, a comforting hand on his shoulder.

Hermione sat down “You’re right Harry, we don’t. That’s why we need your help. Because if we’re going to have any chance at beating…” she took a breath “Voldemort...” the air in the room seemed to shift at the villain's name.

A young boy with a colorful beanie on said quietly “He’s really back?”

Harry nodded and Goku squeezed his shoulder and spoke up for him “He is.”

On a piece of parchment, the words ‘Dumbledore’s Army’ were written up top. As people lined up to write their name on it, Vegeta stood next to the table, another piece of parchment next to the other one that read ‘Hand-To-Hand Combat Training’. Vegeta had his arms crossed and barked out “Granger and myself have agreed that a little physical combat training wouldn’t hurt to have. Write your name on the parchment to the right and you will be signed up to train with myself, my mate who you would know as Goku but I call Kakarrot, his brother Gohan or Piccolo. I will personally assign you to one of us to be your trainers depending on what kind of training you want to do and what your skill level is.” He had taken off his light jacket earlier so when he tightened his arms, his arm muscles bulged “If one of us finds a certain promise in you, we may teach you how to control a different kind of magic. The energy inside you that, with the proper training, will allow you to float and form energy with your hands to use as a natural weapon.” he held up his hand and formed a Ki ball in it “This is that energy. I doubt any of you will achieve it, but if we deem you worthy and promising, that may change and we will teach you.”

Goku went behind his mate and rubbed his upper arms “I’m so proud of you Vegeta.”

Vegeta scoffed and crossed his arms “Well someone has to train these weaklings how to be a proper warrior. Or at least hold their own in a fight without wands.”

Goku chuckled then kissed his cheek “Still proud of you.”

Harry looked at Goku “Would you teach me then the other’s how to do that gravity spell?”

Goku rubbed the back of his neck “Uh, sure. Why not?” he chuckled “You gotta be careful about it though. I doubt any of you could hald anything above two or four times gravity, let alone times five.”

Hermione looked at Goku curiously “How far up can it go?”

Goku blushed nervously “Uh… I haven’t dared to go past… ten I think it was…”

Vegeta raised a brow at his mate ‘Ten?’

Goku didn’t look at Vegeta but thought back ‘I was up to two-hundred just as a warm up. Haven’t tried past that.’

Vegeta looked back at Hermione “I recommend times five through eight for complete immobilization of your target. Anything past that and some organs might be crushed.”

Ron widened his eyes “Then how do you guys train at ten?!”

Goku laughed and scratched his head “I worked my way up to it over time. Geta did too. If your body isn’t used to it, it could cause some serious damage.” he went pale faced “I don’t want to know what someone would look like at times fifty…” The three humans and Goku shuddered at the image of a human pancake.

“You know,” Everyone in the room jumped and their hearts froze at the familiar voice and figure leaning against the back wall near the door “If you’re going to start a club, you need a teacher figure as a representative.”

Vegeta smirked “Karcdob, you son of a bitch. How long have you been there?”

Karcdob barked out a laugh and walked past the stunned students “Long enough to hear everything.”

Ron looked at the teacher’s assistant nervously “Y-You’re not gonna tell Umbridge are you?”

The disguised Saiyan snorted “Hell no. I’m here to cheer you guys on for not following to that old hag.” he grinned “I wouldn’t mind helping you guys out either. Adult supervision and all that.”

Hermione let out a relieved laugh “Good to hear Professor. Isn’t this against Umbridge though? Aren’t you her assistant?”

Karcodb scowled “If she hadn’t been assigned at teacher, I would have been the Dark Arts teacher like I was for the remainder of last year. What she’s doing to the school is disturbing on multiple levels.” he punched his fist “If I can’t teach you guys how to protect yourselves in that classroom, I’ll do what I can wherever you guys need me.” he chuckled “Can’t let you young cubs run around unsupervised.” he winked.

Harry grinned, stood up and held out his hand “Welcome to Dumbledore’s army then, Professor.”

Karcdob shook Harry’s hand with a grin “Glad to be of service.”

Vegeta titled his head to the right as they walked back to the castle “We need somewhere to train.”

Ginny piped up “The shrieking shack?”

Piccolo and Gohan said at the same time “No.”

Harry nodded in agreement “It’s too small.”

Goku shrugged “The forest?”

Ron scoffed nervously “Not bloody likely!”

Ginny spoke up again “What happens if Umbridge does find out?”

Hermione was the one that answered “Who cares? I mean, it’s sort of exciting, isn’t it? Breaking the rules?”

Ron stared at Hermione “Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?”

Hermione laughed “Anyway, at least we know one positive thing that came from today?”

Goku tilted his head at her as they walked “What’s that?”

Hermione grinned at Harry “Cho couldn’t take her eyes off you could she?”

Vegeta snorted in amusement “She’s got it hot for you boy.”

Harry’s cheeks blushed pink at their words then looked around “Where’s Karcdob?”

Goku thumbed behind them “He went into the school another way, he didn’t want to be seen walking with us or somethin.”

Harry nodded then said “Right. Well, over the next few days, we should each come up with a couple of possibilities of places we can practice. We’ve got to make sure wherever it is, there’s no chance she can find us.”

Vegeta, Goku, Gohan, Piccolo and Trunks all had the same idea but didn’t say it aloud; The Room of Requirements. They remembered they weren’t supposed to help out TOO much, so they’ll let the wizard’s work this out on their own.

PROCLAMATION.
EDUCATIONAL DECREE
No. 68
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ALL STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS
ARE HENCEFORTH
D I S B A N D E D
A N Y S T U D E N T I N
NONCOMPLIANCE
W I L L B E
E X P E L L E D

Karcdob looked up at the new Educational Decree with slight amusement. He walked away with his hands in his pockets and shook his head while chuckling ‘That foolish woman, does she really think that’ll work? Hm… I wonder how she found out… Or did she? Perhaps it was on a whim or something. Either way they need to find somewhere soon, the year grows shorter.’ As he thought and walked though the school, he walked by a plain wall. He stopped walking when he heard a crackling stone sound. Bardock turned on his heel and watched as a wooden door with iron decor slowly appeared in the wall. A cheshire cat grin appeared on his face and he said quietly to himself “Oh, this is going to be good.”

Karcdob went inside and closed the door, noticing it disappeared behind him. He looked around and noticed that the room was reminiscent of the combat training rooms on Planet Vegeta. He felt nostalgic as he walked around the familiar training areas. He went up to one of the punching targets that was shaped vaguely like a person then got into a fighting stance. Bardock brought back a fist and punched its head “Gah!” He held his hand in his other hand as he bent over in pain. He hissed “Curse this Earthing body! Damn that hurt!” Karcdob nursed his hand then noticed an ice pack magically appear on a nearby table. He walked over to it and smirked “Ask and you shall receive hm?” He put the pack on his knuckle and looked around more as the throbbing went down slowly. Karcdob tossed the icepack aside then took out his flask and took a gulp. “Hn, this’ll do nicely.” He stretched out his senses to see if anyone was nearby. Sensing no one, he exited the room and mentally noted where it was before the door vanished.

“A what?” Harry looked at Karcdob with a confused expression. The Professor had asked to meet up with Ron, Harry, Goku and Hermione on the seventh floor. They were now following him down a hallway as he explained in a hushed voice.

“A room that appeared out of nowhere. I was thinking that you guys needed to find somewhere to hide some time soon and a door appeared from a previously bare wall.” he went up to a wall and said “It was here.” he put his hand on the wall then muttered “I swear it was.” he started to pace back and forth muttering “A room for the students to train... A room for the students to train...”

Goku raised an eyebrow “Um… Wha- Oh.” His along with everyone else’s eyes widened when a wooden door with iron decor appeared on the wall.

When they entered the door, Hermione gasped “The Room of Requirement!”

Ron looked at her quizzically “The what?”

Hermione waved her hand “It’s also know as the Come and Go room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it. It’s always equipped for the seeker’s needs.”

Karcdob grinned “That’s amazing.”

Goku tapped his chin “Say… If you really needed to go pee…?”

Karcdob stifled a laugh as Hermione sighed “Charming Goku, but yes, that is the general idea.”

Harry grinned at Karcdob “It’s brilliant.” he looked around the room excitedly “It’s like Hogwarts wants us to fight back!” he looked back at the Professor “Thank you so much Professor.”

The disguised Bardock waved his hand “No need for formalities Harry, It’s just Karcdob or Dob.”

Harry blushed remembering last year when he told Karcdob to just call him Harry and not Potter… Then he remembered what happened afterwards... “Uh, Right.”

Karcdob sensed the shift in Harry’s demeanor and patted his shoulder “You’ll be fine. You’re going to be a great teacher for these kids.”

Goku trilled suddenly and rushed over to the far left of the room “A training area! Awesome!” he got into a fighting stance in front of a punching bag then started to throw a few powerful punches at it then delivered a roundhouse kick that sent it flying. He laughed “This’ll do for the newbies.” Goku turned back to the group with a grin and hands on his hips “I can’t wait till we start! This is going to be fun and edumicational at the same time!”

Karcdob chuckled “Educational K- Goku.” Bardock bit back a scowl as he almost said his cub’s Saiyan name.

Goku scratched his head and laughed “Right, that. Hehe.”

Bardock’s inner Saiyan purred at how young cub-like his son still acted. It made him feel like he didn’t miss out in too much of his son’s life, only about fifteen years so he was still young. He ran a hand through his unruly black hair then smirked “So, meet up here some time tomorrow?”

Harry nodded “Yeah, sounds great.” he clapped his hands “Alright, everyone hear him; we’ll meet back here tomorrow. Try to get here in an inconspicuous way, we don’t want to draw too much attention.”

Goku nodded, a serious look on his face and pumped his fists “Yokatta!” he tapped his temple “Geta already knows and he told Piccolo who told Gohan.” he giggled breaking his serious expression “Telepathy is really fun and useful.”

Karcdob eyed Goku then pressed his lips into a thin line “Could you perhaps take me to my room? I’m curious how this teleportation thing you’ve been doing works.”

Goku shrugged “Sure, it’ll take me a bit longer to concentrate without someone there but i can get us there.”

Karcdob smiled “Good, thanks.” He put a hand on Goku’s shoulder and waved with two fingers to the students “See you guys tomorrow. Good luck.”

Harry nodded “Thanks again Karcdob.”

The Saiyan grinned crookedly “My pleasure Harry.”

Harry blushed lightly again as Goku put two fingers to his forehead and the two of them phased out of their view a few seconds later.

Author's Notes:

Yokatta - “Alright"
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