Hogwarts a FILKING

Avada Kedavra

I don\'t own Harry or the Lion King, if I did I wouldn\'t have to
work. This is some silliness to alleviate stress... forgive me.
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Sung to Hakuna Matata

[Voldemort and the Death Eater Chorus]

Avada Kedavra!
What a wonderful curse
Avada Kedavra!
Will put you in a hearse
You’re dead and burried for the rest of your days
It\'s our killing-spree philosophy

Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra?

[Death Eater Chorus ]
Yeah. It\'s our motto!
[Voldemort]
What\'s a motto?
[Death Eater Chorus]
Nothing. What\'s a-motto with you?

[Voldemort and the Death Eater Chorus]
Those two words will solve all your problems

[Death Eater Chorus: spoken ]
-That\ightight. Take Voldemort here
[Death Eater Chorus: sung ]
Why, when he was a young Wizard...

[Voldemort: sung BADLY]
When I was a young Wizaaaard

[Death Eater Chorus: spoken ]
-Very Bad

[Voldemort: spoken ]
-Thanks

[Death Eater Chorus]
He found his Blood lacked a certain appeal
So he found away to make the others feel

[Voldemort]
I\'m a Pure Blooded soul though I I’ve been Mud Born
And I’ll kill them all till their world is Torn

[Voldemort] [Death Eater Chorus]
And oh, the shame-----------------------He was ashamed
Thought of changin\' my name---------What\'s in a name?
So Tom Riddle departed----------------How did ya feel?
And Voldemort got st…..

[Death Eater Chorus: spoken]
-Hey! Voldemort! Not in front of the kids!

[Voldemort: spoken]
-Oh. Tough

[All]
Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse
Avada Kedavra! Ain\'t no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It\'s our killing-spree philosophy

[All]
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra?
Avada Kedavra!

[All]
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It\'s our killing-spree philosophy
Avada Kedavra!
(Repeats)

[All: spoken]
I say \"Avada\"

[All: spoken]
I say \" Kedavra \"

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Love Jeanette