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I\'m Shagging Who?
By : Kyizi
Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco
Views: 3160 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. - Chapter List
"Oh, for goodness sakes, Ron, virgin and
virginal do not mean exactly the same thing.""So you are a virgin," he said, relief in
his voice."I never said that."
"You're not a virgin?"
"I never said that either," Hermione
huffed. "Honestly Ron, it's none of your business!"Ron looked at her expectantly, but Hermione turned
back to the rather large fic she was reading and he slumped in his chair. He
wasn't getting any more of an answer than that, and he really didn't want to
think about what she could possible be reading.He sighed and reached out to an untouched pile on
his left. He picked up the top fic to find that it was relatively short. Apparently
PWP, whatever that meant. He continued to scan the disclaimer and author notes,
rather bored and wanting, instead, to get to the good stuff. He paused
momentarily at the pairing, trying to figure out what GWHG stood for. After a
moment he glared at his brother, but George was completely oblivious. He
continued for a moment longer before turning to the nearest person.
Unfortunately said person was Draco."What's femslash?" he asked.
p clp class=MsoNormal style='text-align:justify'>The Slytherin rolled his eyes, glancing at the fic.
"You seriously possess no higher brain function, do you?" he drawled.
"Think about it, Weasel. What's slash?" Ron's face contorted into a
grimace. "I see you recall reading that. Although, what could possibly be
so bad about me and Harry having sex on the-"
"Draco," Harry said warningly and the blond smirked and rolled his
eyes."Back to the matter at hand. You know what slash is, what do you
think the fem is? What on earth could it possibly be short for when the listed
pairing is the Granger and the mini Weasel?""Mini Wea-" Ron
paled. "Ugh!" he protested a moment later. "Ginny
and Hermione? That's just wrong!""Why?" Ginny asked, suddenly defensive.
"What's wrong with that?""My, aren't we suddenly liberated after only
discovering slash a few minutes ago."Ginny rolled her eyes. "I've always known what
slash was, Malfoy, I just didn't know the word. I simply didn't want the mental
images of the boy I crushed on as a child doing, well, nasty things to
you.""What, you'd rather join in?"
Ginny shrugged. "Wouldn't
say no. You're both hot, and a Ginny sandwich could be fun." She
heard the twins and Ron spluttering but chose to ignore them. "But back to
me and Hermione. What’s wrong with that?""Yes, Ron, what is wrong with that?"
Hermione asked, briskly, noting that Snape's head snapped up.Ron looked squeamish and shifted in his chair. "I
mean it is better than Snape,"
he said, not daring to look at his Potions Master. He hadn’t been able to do
that for a while now. "But still, she's my sister and she's…well…""A woman?"are you talking about?&q
People write fic where we
can read each other's minds? Draco asked aghast.>&nb>
Haven't you read Gold Tinted Spectacles? Or Adamo Redamo? I'm sure I gave them to you.
Draco frowned. I
started the Adamo one, but was disturbed by the
thought of reading Weasley's mind, so I stopped. Draco shuddered. We were friends. He said, as if it were
a poisonous thought. I got worried.Harry smiled and kissed him. It was us that got together, you know.
"I didn't think otherwise! The very thought of
me and the Weasel is disgusting!"Harry laughed. Ron looked ill. Everyone else looked
confused."Wait a minute," Draco said, "if the
telepathy is fic related…"Harry's eyes widened and they both looked up,
suddenly realising that there was no ceiling. The roof just kept on going until
there was nothing put a point in the distance. "Are we in a fic now?""Wait a minute," Ron asked, oblivious to
the dilemma that Harry and Draco were having. "Where's Hermione?""More to the point," George continued.
"Where are Hermione and Snape?"* * *
TBC…?
Adamo Redamo is by Jedi Ginny
And I know it's not Harry Potter, but the
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