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Chapter List
- 1-Not what you thought
- 2-Open mouth, insert foot.
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Chapter One;

Open mouth, insert
foot.

�Aphrodesia Sin-Claire�� Arthur Weasly listed off, his
un-rimmed reading glasses sliding down the crooked bridge of his nose. Forgetting myself, or rather who I was
supposed to be at the moment, I replied,

�Yes?� Arthur and Remus casted a raised brow,
whereas Snape just smirked from behind her.

�If you
wanted to start a conversation that badly, I�m sure Wolf-in-stein over there
could�ve fetched you some company�
Perhaps some of the first years?
I don�t want you to feel outwitted in any conversation�.� Snape practically purred, smirking. I was sure he�d been hanging around the
Malfoy Manor too much over the summer, but he didn�t have to be so crude� What had I ever done to him? I thought angrily, and turned to the greasy
git with an even look.

�Finally
decide to step off that pedestal of yours and speak? Can�t say I�m too disappointed with your impolite words
though� I mean, it�s the first time
you�ve said something that didn�t include, Mud blood, swearing, potion
ingredients, ridicule of Gryffindors/Hufflepuffs/Ravenclaws, or deducting
points from any of these aforementioned houses. I must say, Severus, I�m quite proud� You kids grow up so fast!� I said, tearing up the slightest
bit� And began to wipe away the fake
tears.

�Why
Granger, do I detest sarcasm? Sarcasm
is a form of humor-and is it not so, that last year I remember you stating that
humor was but a class of insanity? I
know har hard to keep up, but there�s no excuse for hypocrisy�� Severus Snape
sneered. I glared briefly, and chose to
roll my eyes. I turned to Mr. Weasly,
and asked,

�Mr.
Weasly, I�m sorry for interrupting you a moment ago, but you mentioned an odd
name. Mind telling me who could possess
the name, and why it was you were saying it?�
I smiled sweetly, and Snape rolled his eyes from behind me as Mr. Weasly
blushed to his roots. It wasn�t much of
a secret now; last summer I had joined the Weasly family and Harry on their
beach vacation. After seeing me in my
bathing suit, a very conservative black one mind you (it still had the girlish
little skirt on it), and finding me to be the only person there he could hold a
intelligent conversation with, Mr. Weasly had developed a bit of a crush on me.

Of course
he�d never act on it; he had too many morals, too much love of his family, and
too much respect for his wife. I was
quite sure Remus and Snape had teased/taunted him mercilessly for it, and felt
a little bad about that. Thank whatever
deity there truly is that Mrs. Weasly�s a ditz. If she had known anything about Mr. Weasly�s little crush, He
wouldn�t of been able to take the job as the new teacher at Hogwarts. No, he wasn�t the DADA teacher, that was
Remus (by some stroke of luck, might I add), he was a politics teacher. I was the one who suggested it-I mean,
students today need to know the political structure of anything before they
chose a side of something.

�Oh,
don�t mind me. I was just going over
some old cases of Deatheaters, and their �fun�. Aphrodesia was just one of their casualties, nothing special.�
Mr. Weasly stated, skidding around the issue, and locking eyes with his folder,
that he held so protectively in his hands.
At this being said, Remus turned to look out the window, and Snape
excused himself �to the little boys room.�
I could have fun with this� I
smiled innocently, but intrigued.

�Oh
really? Tell me more about this
Aphrodesia� What makes her so special
for you to murmur her name aloud anyway?� I stated, and pouted my lips. I�d never come on to Mr. Weasly before, and
I�d rather be damned before I started coming on to anyone else. But this concerns me-and I do believe I
have a right to know just how much he knows about me.

�Like I said, nothing special� Just going over some records, I mean after
that last bit of information that Snape-� Arthur stopped, and cursed
himself. I bit my lip, trying to
restrain laughter. He hadn�t meant to
say that. And, from the looks of it, he
was blushing even more-if it were at all possible as I leaned over (showing a
little cleavage) and smiled playfully as I batted my eyelashes. I delicately placed a hand over his, and
said,

�What
information Arthur? This isn�t anything
like you� You usually tell me all the
latest tid bits that come to light��
Arthur blinked rapidly, and looked as if he were about to say something,
but that was put to a stop as Remus grabbed his arm. He pulled him up from his chair, and whispered something harshly
in his ear. Arthur flushed, and mumbled
that he�d be right back, and Remus then none-too-gently pulled him outside
their train compartment. As soon as
they were gone, I sighed and threw my hands up in frustration. Men�
I looked back at the table, and found that he hadn�t even left that
blasted folder.

~*~*~*

�Have
you lost your head? Or, is another one
just leading you? Perhaps from the lead
singer of Johnny Staff and the Juice Boys?� Remus snarled as he released me
outside of the compartment. I rubbed
the part of my arm he had so roughly grabbed, and sighed.

�You
know, I do believe you�ve been around Harry too long. These Muggle idioms are getting quite annoying.� Arthur stated
with a pointed glare. Remus glared
back, and managed through gritted teeth to say,

�Really? Because that�s not the only thing I see annoying. You�re eating right out of the girl�s hand, and I can�t say I
appreciate it all that much.� Arthur
sighed; he was right. It didn�t help
that she was all he�d been thinking of lately� Those deep chocolate eyes, delicate curve of her jaw, not to
mention those curves that lay just beyond that rather bothersome cloak of
hers� Damn it all to hell! And when she leaned over just a moment ago
he could�ve sworn he�d seen a few of those curves� God damnit! Remus was
right�

�You�re right, Remus�. But she has a right to know, I mean, after all, she could be
helping us. Snape said the girl was at
Hogwarts, with a full knowledge of what had transpired at that very
school� Perhaps Hermione can help lead
us to her.� Mr. Weasly tried, and Remus reclined against the heavy oak door to
their compartment. Well, not their
compartment; it was the Head Boy�s and Head Girl�s compartment, and they had
only stayed to keep Hermione company, seeing as the Head Boy hadn�t showed just
yet.

�I
thought we talked about this..
Hermione�s-� Remus triith ith an exasperated sigh, but was cut off by a
perturbed Mr. Weasly.

�Like
Bloody hell we talked! That�s bullocks,
and you know it! More like you talked
and I had no chance to argue my side.� Mr. Weasly spat, and Remus ran a
wavering hand through his hair. Upon
hearing footsteps, he looked to Mr. Weasly, and stated,

�Then
let�s go talk about it-in private� You
know, where people can�t listen in.�

~*~*~*

Draco
was peeved. He was turning eighteen in
two months-and he still hadn�t found his mate.
Yes, his mate. Being half Veela,
and half Vampire had it�s perks.
However, when it came to the matter of finding his life mate, or in some
cases mates, it sucked monkey�s uncle.
He couldn�t have sex anymore without feeling guilty that it wasn�t his
mate.

So
there he was, supposed to be elated after a nice little shag with Pansy�and was
it Valetta? Her sister or
something�Anyway, he was supposed to be elated, and satisfied, but instead he
was pissed, peeved, and a tad guilty.
It hadn�t helped when his favorite potions master had caught him in the
act, either.

If
he remembered correctly, his exact words were,

�I
expected this from that Pothead Potter, but certainly not from you,
Draco.� Those words were laced with
disappointment and anger. He had
stopped thrusting into Valetta, much to her displeasure, and had scrambled to
put his clothes back on, as he had muttered many a sorry. His potions master had simply shook his head
and muttered,

�Just
thought I would find you and give you a congratulation on the Head Boy
position, but it seems to be that you have already started the
celebration. If you were wise though,
you�d stop these acts and join the Head Girl in conversation before another
Professor comes along and docks Slytherin for this.� Severus spat, and turned
on heel.

So
he muttered a �Fuck you later� to Pansy and her sister, whatever she was
called, and left to join the Head Girl.
Being his luck, she would most probably be Miss-I-Know-It-All-Granger.

And
his ght ght was proven quite right, when he had opened the door to come face to
face with Hermione, Fucking Granger.

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A/N Hi all!
Short Chapter, I know, but I got a paper due tomorrow�School is
evil. Tomorrow isn�t looking too good
either; Teachers like to pile on the projects at the same time, and I have yet
to study for my Business Law test. *
Smiles* But if people are really,
really, really nice, and review, maybe I�ll make time for another chapter. Oh yeah�* Smiles ditzily* Thank you to those who did review!

XxpheonixX- Thank you!
I really appreciate that! I�m
thinking in one or two more chapters chaos at Hogwarts, will ensue!

Triospleasure- You�re right-she is still Hermione-but
someone else too. Harry would probably
be there, that is, after the shock wears off.
Ron is quick tempered, and I wouldn�t be surprised� I think Draco would be most able to relate
though�
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