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Desired Delusions	By : Crazy6Mary6J Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Snape Views: 4016 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Thaaaaank
you to everyone who reviewed! I love you guys so much! I promise you there will
be MUCH more interesting stuffpenipening in the later chapters!

We�ll soon discover more about this new
student as well� who is he anyways, hmm? Will Harry ever be able to stop
hating Snape or blaming him for Sirius�s death?

Ooooohan>�
knowing our Harry, I�m thinkin� it�ll take a while!

Anyways� please enjoy this new chapter!

Chapter
2

Let�s
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!

Harry let himself fall on one of the plushy couches between his two
best-friends, sighing pleasantly.

�Who�d have thought, Tonks,
of all people would be teaching us!� Ron exclaimed,
his eyes still widened in shock by the new discovery.

�Well it�s not that surprising, Ron, after
what�s happened last year.� She gave a discreet worried glance at Harry, before
looking back at Ron. The greyedeyed boy decided to ignore it, even though the
gesture had slightly annoyed him.

�With You-Know-Who back, I reckon Dumbledore only
wanted to be assured the students would be well trained and ready to face the
dangers out there. Tonks was an excellent choice; she
is an Auror after all.� Hermione stated matter
of factly.

Seamus suddenly bounced on the couch�s arm, on
Hermione�s side, which caused the girl to glare.

�Oy, did ya
see what Professor Tonks was wearing?� the Irish teen
asked excitedly.

�Yeah, why d�you
ask?� Ron said, confused. Hermione suddenly looked very annoyed.

�Because she was lookin�
bloody hot, that�s why!� Seamus exclaimed looking devastated that his other
friends had not noticed.

Both Ron and Harry�s eyes widened. Neither could
picture the clumsy young woman as anything more than a friend; she did seem to cause
chaos all around her anyways and that was definitely not a good thing for a
girl friend, right?

Definitely not a good thing to mix with Seamus
Finnigan� Oh Merlin, help us all! Harry shuddered.

�Seamus, for God�s sake!�
Hermione exclaimed, appalled. �She�s our teacher! She only wears that kind of
outfit for the convenience of it, not to be drooled over by perverted
students like you!�

Seamus stood up, scratching his nose. �So?� he said
defiantly, walking away and then, �Doesn�t make her any less hot, does it,
now?� over his shoulder, winking.

:p>

Hermione shook her head in despair while Harry
chuckled. The bushy haired girl began rambling loudly about Seamus�s
�outrageous� beour.our. Harry closed his eyes, laying his head down on the back
of the couch, blocking her voice out immediately; let Ron endure her for a
change�

It actually is
him who has to endure her every time� oh well� he doesn�t seem to be
complaining� Harry grinned. Ickle
Ronnie-kins has a cruuuuush! The Weasley twins�
voices sang mischievously in his mind.

He did not know how much time had passed when someone
suddenly shook him by the shoulders harshly.

�Harry!�

Harry jerked violently, startled. Opening his eyes, he
groaned as the light attacked his eyes painfully. The sight of that flaming red
hair above him did not help by much and so he closed his eyes quickly. He must
have fallen asleep, lying comfortably on the couch, his eyes closed that way.

�Geroff�� he grumbled
incoherently as his body was still being violently shaken by one Ron Weasley whom usually forgot how much strength he truly
possessed.

To his great relief, his best friend stopped
instantly, letting Harry straighten up on the couch as he opened his eyes once
more, glancing around at his surroundings. Mostly all the Gryffindors
had gone up to bed it seemed.

�Where�s Hermione?� Harry asked,
his voice still hoarse with sleep.

�She went up about an hour ago, mate�� Ron frowned at
him ��and boy, were you knocked out cold� is that drool I see on your chin?�
Ron pointed at Harry�s face, who quickly brought a hand to it, only to glare up
at his friend as he finally noticed the mocking grin on the red-head�s lips.

�C�mon, let�s go up to bed�� Ron suggested, still
grinning impishly. Harry simply continued glaring, but stood up, following his
friend as he walked towards the stairs which led to the dormitories. Just as he
took the first step up the stairs, he heard a ruffling noise, coming from the
back of the Common Room. He looked over his shoulder curiously.

In a dark corner of the room sat a boy, his dark
shoulder length locks hiding his pale face as he sat alone on a couch. He
looked up slightly, as if feeling a stare on him. Harry�s eyes widened slightly
in realization; it was that new boy� Zachary Ramsden�

�Oy, Harry, you coming?� Ron asked,
several steps ahead of him.

�Yeah, sorry�� Harry followed the red-head up to the
dormitory, sending the mysterious boy sitting in the shadows a last glance over
his shoulder.

As they reached the door, strange noises erupted from
inside. They both shared a look, frowning in confusion. The sight that greeted
them once ent entered was a very curious one indeed.

A shirtless Seamus was holding a choking Neville from
behind, encircling his chest as he pushed onto his stomach forcefully. Dean
watched the whole scene nervously. The fact that the Irish boy was topless made
the two boys� grinding movements quite suspicious, but of course, since Neville
was choking�

�Cam
on, Longbottom! Try ta help yerself
here!� Seamus grumbled as he pressed onto Neville�s stomach once more.

�What are you doing?� Ron shrieked.

Both Dean and Seamus looked towards the door, alarmed.
�We were joking around when Neville ate an every-flavor
bean� I think he swallowed it wrong, because he was laughing when he ate it,
and then he began gagging and-�

�Now, I�m tryin� so save his
bloody arse from chokin� ta
death!� Seamus exclaimed, pushing on the boy�s stomach even more forcefully.

For the first time in his life, Harry saw Ron pull out
his wand with shocking determination as he shouted an incantation with an
assurance unknown to even himself. Something sprang out of Neville�s throat
with a loud pop and flew to the other side he rhe room as the plump boy fell to
the floor, pulling Seamus with him.

The Irish boy stood up, grinning widely. �Thanks,
Ron!�

�What kind of stupid trick was that?� Ron snarled,
laying his wand down on his bedside table.

�The Heimlich manoeuvre, that is,� Seamus said
proudly.

�Well, it sounds more like the rubbish
manoeuvre, doesn�t it? Or maybe it�s just because you were doing it?�
Ron chuckled as he kneeled down to check on the coughing Neville as Seamus
pouted at him.

�I-I�m� alright�� Neville coughed, standing up.

Harry sat down on his bed feeling relieved. His body jumped
slightly off the mattress as Seamus flopped himself down heavily beside him. He
glanced curiously at the Irish boy, only to find his eyes widening slightly as
they fell on a creamy skinned, flat, well defined chest.

�Er- Seamus�� Harry
stuttered, willing himself to look up at the boy�s pale, mischievous eyes. �Do
you mind?�

�Wot?� Seamus blinked
dumbly. �Oy, have some support for the poor
devastated ones, mate, almost got someone killed here!�

Harry raised an eyebrow at him doubtfully, which only caused
the Irish boy to grin mischievously.

And Harry�s eyes fell on that stomach again as
Seamus lay down on his bed lazily. That flat, smooth stomach�

Harry shook his head in horror. �Why haven�t you got
any shirt on, Seamus?� he asked, in a slightly annoyed tone.

Seamus blinked up at him. �Oh�� he sat up and walked
over to his own bed, taking the pyjama top which lay scattered on it. �Was changin� into me PJs when Neville
started gaggin� is all�� he pulled the shirt over his
head only mirkmirk impishly at Harry afterwards.

�My, Harry, aren�t we grumpy?� he mocked.

Harry pulled the curtains of his four poster, grumbling incoherently as the other three boys in
the room laughed merrily.

*************

The next morning, Harry woke up early in a much better
mood. All the other 6^th year boys were still sleeping soundly. He
changed down to his school uniforms quickly before going down to the common
room to find Hermione sitting calmly in one of the couches, immersed in large
book, as usual.

�Morning�� Harry mumbled. He sat down beside her,
yawning.

�Well, you�re up early for a change!� she
exclaimed, smiling brightly. �Oh sorry� Good Morning��

�Is everyone else still sleeping?� she asked, plucking
her nose back in her book.

Harry nodded. Hermione looked up from her book,
frowning at her friend. �Is something the matter, Harry?�

�Huh?� Harry blinked. �No, of course
not� why?�

Hermione simply narrowed her eyes suspiciously, but if
she was going to say anything, she never got the chance as Seamus Finnigan came hurrying down the stairs singing loudly and
extremely off key, the lines of:

�YOU AND ME, BABY, AIN�T NOTHING BUT MAMALS SO
LET�S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!� the brown haired
boy then began walking towards them, eyes closed, badly imitating the sounds of
the keyboard melody of the song, shaking his hips in a most rude, sexual
manner. He then fell down to his knees in front of Hermione, staring up into
her eyes seductively, singing in a low tone : �You and me, baby, ain�t nothing but mammals so let�s do it like they do on
the discovery channel��

Hermione gasped angrily, kicking Seamus�s
chest brutally enough to cause the boy to fall down on his with a loud thump,
before she stood up, rushing out of the Common Room angrily.

�Oi!� he moaned, sitting up
on the floor as he rubbed the back of his head.

Harry looked down at him pitifully, unable to contain
the laughter bubbling inside his throat any longer.

�That ain�t funny! The song
wasn�t even for her!� he defended.

Harry finally stopped laughing as Seamus let himself
fall beside him heavily, smiling once more.

�Well, who was it for, then?�

�Why, Professor Tonks, o�
course!� the Irish boy beamed. Harry shook his head in disbelief.

�That was pathetic, Seamus�� the raven haired
Gryffindor chuckled.

�Oy, yer missing the point of it all, mate!
It�s the intention that counts!�

�Oh and what a wonderful intention that was!� Ron
mocked as came down the stairs. Seamus simply grinned impishly at him. The red head
sat on the other side of Harry.

"I don't reckon Tonks
will care about the intention after she hears how awfully off-key you
sing, Seamus... not to mention what sort of pervert you are!� Ron shook
his head. "Besides, knowing her, she doesn�t even know how good she looks
in what she wears-"

Seamus stood up abruptly. "Ron admitted Professor
Tonks wos hot!!" he
exclaimed. �DID YEH HEAR THAT EVERYONE?!" Seamus shouted eagerly, making
every Gryffindor in the room glance towards him, confused.

Ron stood up, his entire face practically boiling
with embarrassment. �That�s not what I meant!� he squeaked loudly, which only
caused Seamus to smile devilishly. Dean and Neville then walked down from the
dormitory.

Seamus hurried over to them. Ron could simply watch,
horrified. Standing up, Harry thought it best to intervene even though the
sight of his best-friend almost exploding into hot smoke was extremely amusing.

�Let�s go down to breakfast; I�m starving!� Ron
looked towards him, gulping loudly, before nodding nervously.

*************

Author�s note:
Alright! So how was that? Better than the last one? Less? Please tell me what you think� I need this to LIVE!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!*is a bit psycho*

COMING UP ON NEXT CHAPTER: First DADA and
Potions Class� aaaand� we hear our new character
speak for the first time!

See ya soon!! ^_^
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