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MST: Oh! You said Snape! I thought you said Snake!	By : Roman Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 1340 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Right after the events of ‘Not Quite Good Enough To Be Going On With’, a fuming Sirius is dragged to Dumbledore’s office where Harry can’t wait to check on his health. In the meanwhile, a humming Severus skips his way down to his next class where his beaming smile terrorises the death out of 2nd year Gryffindors / Slytherins. No points were deducted from either house. Then again, none dared as much as breathe too loud. After class, they would all gladly spend the whole afternoon crawling on the floor, looking for their chins, had a huge black mongrel not threatened to examine their insides very thoroughly if they didn’t leave. In half a second, Sirius and Severus were alone again.
Sirius: *beaming smile* Shag!
Severus: So soon? Mr. I'm-so-perfect didn't keep you all day?
Sirius: Is that a complaint?
Severus: *sigh* Concept of question...waiting for an answer...
Sirius: Actually’ *not, AT ALL, embarrassed* I kind of escaped him. It’s’ the ‘ the first thing he did when he saw me was jump on me and hug me’
Severus: I should’ care’ right?
Sirius: But then, he proceeded to check if I was in one piece, if you know what I mean. And there was one piece of me that was so awaken by you that’
Severus: I don’t think I want to kno-oh, you’re going to tell me anyway’*deep sigh*
Sirius: ‘that Harry’s care rang a little too home. So’
Severus: Sirius! *menacing look n.’ 3*
Sirius: ‘I thought I’d better leave before I did something I might regret later.
Severus: Like you’d be seen having a conscience! *slaps Sirius hand away* Geroff, you’ you’
Sirius: *menacingly* Careful’
Severus: Oh, now I’m scared! I was going to call you paedophile but now I’m too frightened for my life to do so’ *double snort*
Sirius: Oh, no. Not again. I’ve patiently’
Severus: *snort*
Sirius: ‘waited for this. We. Alone. Waste. No time. *goes down on Severus’ neck*
Severus: *goes down on the closest table* Who am I to deny so lively a request? Which way?
Sirius: The closest one. This room seems perfectly fine’ *one would swear he made Severus’ robes disapparate*
Severus: Shouldn’t we lock the door?
Sirius: As if some student would come down here without a life threat’ *does the happy dance upon finding Severus’ belt, which has a curious effect on both their underpants*
Severus: *holds Sirius’ hips tighter before a disaster ensues* That settles the matter, then. *flips them over and proceeds to look for a little more skin under Sirius’ clothes*
Sirius: *vaguely aware of something wet going down his chest* Hummmm’ You didn’t happen to do this with Remus, did you? *quickly forgets about the question as Severus plays Throw Sirius’ clothes as far away as you can*
Severus: Shut up. *off with the trousers*
Sirius: *would move to his happy place, if he wasn’t already there*
Severus: *feeling an unfamiliar tap on his’ lower back* What’? Bloody Hell!
Prof. Dumbledore: I’m sorry to interrupt, yet again. But you’re needed in the MSTing dungeon.
Severus: *growling* Why?
Sirius: *in shock*
Prof. Dumbledore: *cheerful smile* Punishment outlet!
Sirius: *sensing the worst, clutches the Potion’s Master desperately. Completely oblivious to the fact that he should be looking for his clothes*
Severus: Oh, God! Here we go’
Sirius: *to Severus, realizing he’d, once again, postpone that never coming shag* Didn’t your mother ever tell you you should always keep your promises?
Severus: Yes. She also told me to marry and give her grandchildren.
Sirius: And so should you! *pulls back* No’ I mean’ Wait. Technically it may’
Dumbledore: *sigh* Children. We can’t afford to waste any time with this’arrggg. The reports from your last acquaintance, that each one of you presented me, differed from one another as’
Severus: ‘Sirius from a trustful g? g?
Sirius: ‘Severus from a heterosexual?
Dumbledore: First you hated each other. Now’
Severus: *interrupting*’ we hate each other!
Sirius: This coming from Mr. Owe_Me_One’
Dumbledore: Gentlemen! I_don’t_care! Until you get along well enough to work as a team I’ll have to insist that you spend more time together. (Severus: You wouldn’t’(Sirius: *muttering* Spend’ time’ together’*huge grin*) And I’m the Headmaster so there’s no discussion here.
Severus: You’re pulling ranks on us?
Dumbledore: Just letting you know that there’s no way you’ll talk me out of this (Severus: *scowl*; Sirius: *grin*) So. You know the drill: empty’
Sirius: ‘room! *eyes sparkling in amusement*
Dumbledore: Locked’
Severus: *dismissing gesture* Yeah, yeah, yeah’ rank sucks!
Prof. Dumbledore: Anyway, you won’t be alone this time. (Sirius: *grin from spend time together gone*) Next up is someone who’s’ *in search for words*’ in need for some comfort for what’s about to be, literally, thrust upon him.
Severus: *menacing glare n.’ 5, for emergencies only* And’? None of my business’*resumes previous activities with Sirius*
Prof. Dumbledore: He needs support from you, Severus.
Severus: ‘Support’ and me in the same sentence don’t work together. I don’t do support, Albus.
Prof. Dumbledore: Learn. I mean to punish him, not kill him. *levitates Severus away from Sirius in the middle of something delicate (Sirius: Hey!)*
Severus: And this poor, suffering soul would be’?
Prof. Dumbledore: Lucius Malfoy.
Sirius: What?!
Severus: Oh, that’s not so bad, then’
Sirius: Wha’? But’ but’ but’?
Prof. Dumbledore: Oh, don’t "but" me, Sirius!
Severus: No, that would be another squicky fic!
Sirius: A minute ago, you didn't seem half as spiteful.
Severus: Funny things happen when you don't have a choice.
Sirius: *hyperventilating* Professor, I get your point. Now, will you please leave me alone with Severus for a moment?
Prof. Dumbledore: Sirius, were you here when I said that we didn't have time for this?
Severus: *nods* Shall we?
Sirius: I was here. He was below my waist.
Severus: You...
Prof. Dumbledore: *in shock*
Sirius: I didn't have my trousers on 'cos he took them off...
Severus: Stop...
Sirius: He was teaching my boxers how to go the same way...
Severus: Will you...
Sirius: Somehow, he realised that field recognition is easier with your tongue than with your hands...
Prof. Dumbledore: I think I get the general idea...
Sirius: His boxers didn't seem too keen on the idea of standing between us, either, seeing as something in his body suddenly became as prominent as his nose...
Prof. Dumbledore: ENOUGH! You can have that couple of minutes. Not more than that. Get on with it.
Severus: NO!
Sirius: *finds out the delicious effect of a hand on Severus' mouth* Sure.
Prof. Dumbledore: *leaves with a sigh* They really should sort out their priorities...
TBC
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