Draco's mum's a big skinny b%^%$ch

I had to add a few more south park songs just for good mesure they came to me whilst I was working today lol


Professor Dumbledore is telling the slytherins about how to control their anger and just be happy with each other, and stop picking on the muggle-borns

[Dumbledore]
There are times when you get suckered in
By duels and Curses and sex with witches-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an deatheater and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life causing death
Homeless on the streets giving hexes for darklords
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say mudblood any more because that is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

[Slytherins]
We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Sir, Dumbledore, you can change it today
[Everyone:]
We don't have to spend our lives Cursin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hexes for darklords
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!

[Dumbledore:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole

[Dumbledore] Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold

[Dumbledore] Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t
because bich is latin for generosity

[Dumbledore] Step 4 Children: Dont say mudblood any more

[Everyone:] Cuz that is the worst word that you can say
[Slytherins] Mudblood is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say mudblood, no we shouldn't say that, fuck nooooo!!!
[Dumbledore] Your cured, you can go!

[Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives cursin up in the town
homeless on the streets giving hexes for darklords
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Slytherins] It's easy mmmkay!
[Dumbledore] It's easy mmmkay!
[Slytherins] It's easy mmmkay!
[Dumbledore] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Slytherins]it's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay

[Dumbledore] Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay