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Best Served Cold	By : KohakuShadow Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Snape/Sirius Views: 12564 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-1
- 2-2
- 3-3
- 4-4
- 5-5
- 6-6
- 7-7
- 8-8
- 9-9
- 10-10
- 11-11
- 12-12
- 13-13
- 14-14
- 15-15
- 16-16
- 17-17
- 18-18
- 19-19
- 20-20
- 21-21
- 22-22
- 23-Epilogue
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Chapter
2

“Come again?” Remus asked.

Sirius rubbed the back of his neck and shifted his weight. He
cleared his throat and raised his voice to a level that didn't
require super-sonic hearing to understand. “I said I saw you,”
he replied. “In the library. With Snape.”

“Oh,” Remus answered. What else was he supposed to say?
They both knew damn well what he'd been doing in the library with
Snape. Which time didn't matter. Every last one of them was X-rated
and had been ever since Snape had walked in on him wanking in the
bathroom. Thinking about it now, he supposed he had his hormones to
blame for the fact that he'd decided to seduce Severus while he was
there, but he didn't regret doing it. They'd had quite a bit of fun
together these past few weeks and he saw no reason to stop.

“Yeah,” Sirius answered, shifting awkwardly again. “You
two...you're just shagging, right? I mean, it's not like, you know, a
relationship, or anything?”

Remus looked a little amused. “With Severus? Hardly.
Would it bother you if it was?”

“Yes,” Sirius answered far more adamantly than he meant
to. “I mean, no...” he sulked. “But yes, sort of.
I mean... You'd be honest though, if it was serious, right? You'd
tell me. I mean, we're best friends.”

“Of course.”

“So it's not?”

“Of course not.”

“Okay, so, great then!” Sirius grinned.

“Padfoot,” Remus said seriously, touching the other boy's
bicep. “What is this really about?”

“Well, y'see,” Sirius hedged. “If you're not a
couple, then, you know, you won't mind if I seduce him a little.”

'A little?' Remus wondered,
blinking. “What are you playing at, Sirius?”

“Not playing,” Sirius
answered. “I mean, for once. Moony, you're
shagging him, so you know.”
He shifted awkwardly. “I mean, I had no idea! The way he was
arching, and his mouth all open,
and his bony hips rutting and...” He released a shaky breath.
“I really just thought you had a girlfriend and you'd maybe be
snogging a bit. I wanted to tease you, because you didn't tell me
n'James something so important but...Merlin,
Rem! I mean, he's sure not pretty but he's sort of...he's so...”

“Sensual,” Remus offered. Yes, he knew. He definitely
knew. It had surprised him at first, too, but he'd long since gotten
over that surprise and decided just to enjoy it while it lasted.

“Yes, that's it exactly.
So, you don't mind, right?”

Remus considered his friend's hopeful desperation a moment.
“Sharing, you mean? Not with you, Sirius. I could never mind
sharing with you.”

Sirius Black, who normally radiated confidence, looked incredibly
relieved. “Okay then,” he said with a curt nod. “Wish
me luck.” He punched the palm of his hand.

Remus chuckled as Sirius straightened his shirt and cast a quick
breath-freshening charm. “You'll need it,” he answered.

*

Sirius paced at the end of the hall. He pulled a crumpled sheet of
parchment from his pocket.

Reminders:

1. Smile. No, Padfoot, not THAT
much.

2. Be friendly!

3. Do NOT, under any circumstances, call him Snivellus!!!!

'Okay, got it. I can do this,'
Sirius told himself. It was amazing, really, the lengths to which
teenage hormones could inspire a normally almost-rational young
wizard to do absolutely insane things. He flipped his hair out of his
eyes and leaned back against the wall, willing the shadowy corridor
to conceal him. If Snape saw him too early, he'd detour and take
another route. He made sure to pull his legs in and keep to the
shadows. No slouching. Stand up straight. And 3,2...

“Snape! Fancy running into you here?” Sirius said with a
wide grin as he draped his arm over the Slytherin's shoulder and
steered him to the side of the hall.

Severus tensed and nearly leaped out
of his skin. He started to shrug out of Black's grip, but the hand
on his shoulder tightened and the idiotic grin became a little less
manic as Sirius realized he was already coming on a bit too strong.
At this close proximity, he could smell the faint scent of lavender
wafting off of the slighter boy. 'Huh. He smells nice. I
guess he bathes after all.'

“What do you want, Black?” Severus sneered.

'You have NO idea,'
Sirius thought. “Well,
see, I heard this rumor that you're wickedly smart.”

Severus snorted. “I heard a rumor that you have brain-damage.
It would appear there is sometimes a degree of validity in such
things,” he quipped.

“Well, only a bit,”
Sirius answered, turning on the charm as much as he could and sulking
a bit when it didn't work. It worked on everyone.
Everyone except for Severus Snape, apparently. “Thing is, I
thought maybe we could let bygones be bygones.” The snort
Severus gave him showed Sirius just what the Slytherin thought of
that idea. “Oh, come ooon,” Sirius whined. “I
need a tutor. I can pay.”

“Then I suggest you see your friend Lupin,” Severus
answered, shrugging the arm away more forcefully.

Sirius let it fall this time.

“See, thing is, I'll never
live it down,” he lied. “I've been boasting about how
easy classes are all semester, how I don't need to
study. He'll give me hell if he found out I let it get this bad.
It's not all of my
classes. Just potions. I thought you'd be, you know, discreet. Face
it, Sni—Snape, it'd be bad for you if people found out you were
helping me, but on the other hand, you can probably use the extra
cash, right? And I sure as hell don't want anyone to know I need
help. I hate to say it, but you're probably the only guy in school
who I can trust to keep his big mouth shut.”

Lies. Lies Lies Lies. But Sirius was willing to skip a few trips to
Honeydukes for sake of the far sweeter reward he had his eye on.

Severus sneered again. He was sure this was some trick. “Whatever
game you're playing, Black, I don't buy it,” he snapped and
stalked down the hall.

Sirius sighed. 'Snivellus
– 1, Padfoot – 0. On to plan B, then. ...as soon as I
think of a Plan B...'

To
Be Continued...
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