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By : KerantliDreamer
Category: Harry Potter > General > General
Views: 9841 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter franchise or universe. I do not make any money from this. - Chapter List
I challenged myself to do another including Blaise Zabini, Colin Creevey, Harry Potter, Hagrid, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Bill Weasley
Not as funny as the first... but eh, what can you do.
Also, anyone interested in knowing who Harry was texting in the first “chapter”?
And I don't know Kate Voegele's You Can't Break A Broken Heart, which is where Colins 'status' came from
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Blaise Zabini kicked the noisy computer, muttering under his breath as he waited for it to load up. He knew he should blame the tenuous friendship with Hermione Granger and Harry Potter for him owning a computer in the first place, but he just couldn’t. Since signing up for Facebook, Blaise had never had so much fun with a very Muggle thing. Taking a sip of his Butterbeer, Blaise navigated the mouse arrow to the most recent version of Chrome and settled down to read through his friend’s status updates.
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Blaise Zabini
I’m so badass. Drinking Butterbeer while on FB. Anyone want to come round and keep me company?
Lavender Brown I will Blaisey ;)
Blaise Zabini Sorry, I should have said “Not anyone that is a known slut.”
Harry Potter Blaise, you are now my favourite person in the world!
Blaise Zabini Harry ready to ditch Him and come with me then?
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Hermione Granger
So many books, so little time. Why oh why did I not keep that Time Turner from third year?
Bill Weasley, Ginny Weasley and 2 others likes this.
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Rubeus Hagrid
Just waiting for Olympe Maxime to turn up. Better get out the BIG glasses.
Olympe Maxime I would have you know, I am just big-boned Rubeus.
Albus PWB Dumbledore My dear Olympe, if you are big-boned, then I must be a monkey’s uncle. Though that isn’t too much of a stretch of the imagination. Ah, my teenage years.
Rubeus Hagrid You know I didn’t mean it in a bad way Olympe... I’ll make it up to you later
Olympe Maxime You better do Rubeus
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Ginerva Weasley
Life`s Irony: We often ignore those who want us, and crave those who don`t.
Harry Potter Jeeze Ginny, get over it please. I don’t want to have to show you that I don’t want you!
Colin Creevey Ginny, I’m here... Listen to me! I want you!
Harry Potter See, have Colin. Plus he knows his way around a camera, and we both know how much you love to be the centre of attention.
You, Draco Malfoy and 10 others likes this
Ginerva Weasley I hate you Harry.
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Harry Potter
3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects
You, Pansy Parkinson and 17 others likes this.
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Harry Potter You are lucky I love you Draco.
Draco Malfoy You only love me because I’m good in bed ;)
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Hermione Granger was tagged in the album The Night Hermione got Drunk.
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Colin Creevey
So try your best now baby
Try your best to break me
You can't break a broken heart
No damage you can do now
I'm immune to you now
Ginerva Weasley Do you forget I’m on your facebook?
Harry Potter Just put the boy out if his misery and give him a date.
Blaise Zabini Ceervey, you’re really starting to sound gay.. We have enough gays around with Draco and Harry.
Colin Creevey I don’t care anymore Zabini.
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter like Sex
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Hermione Granger is in a relationship
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Bill Weasley
Sorry to coin a phrase... but this time of the month is a bitch!
Remus Lupin, Fenrir Greyback and 5 others like this
Remus Lupin I hear ya there Bill.
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