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Murphy\'s Law	By : edenskye Category: Harry Potter AU/AR > Slash - Male/Male Views: 1524 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of it's characters. I make no money from this. I do it for fun.

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Chapter 2

Ron was apprehensive about using the Floo Network because other people would try to listen in on private conversations. He had no other choice, this was an emergency and he needed his mother's advice. Ron sat down in front of the Floo and tried to calm down. As soon as he saw his parents, Ron started sobbing hysterically and babbling.

“Ron dear, you need to calm down. Your father and I can't understand what you are trying to tell us.”

Molly sounded calm despite her concern. She was an old pro at reading Ron's moods.

“ I. Was. Snogging.” Ron managed to sob out. Before he could say anymore, he heard his parents cheering and clapping.

“That's lovely dear. You found someone, so why are you so upset? Oh my. Please tell me you didn't try to kiss Millicent or Astoria, they are lesbians.” Molly responded

“ No I snogged Neville, who was my only single friend. I think I scared him off. He left right after I kissed him without saying a word. What's worse is I liked it.” Ron thought for a second “ Didn't you set me up with Millicent and Astoria mum? Why would you set me up with lesbians?”

Arthur told Ron that Molly had fixed him up with those two on purpose. She was hoping that if he saw how comfortable they were with their sexuality that it may help him come out.

Molly reassuringly said, “Ron dear, your whole family and friends know that you are gay. Even Hermione, that's why she married Draco. She knew that you loved her, but weren't in love with her. We were trying to make it less stressful for you by joking around. I know this is new to you. I know how confused you must be, so I am going to give you the same advice my mother gave to me. Never close your heart to love. You will miss out on so many wonderful experiences. It may not come in the form or gender that you want. If you walk around with an open heart, you will be rewarded with loves greatest riches. Everyone is here for you. Family and friends. We will love you no matter what.”

“I don't see what's so funny. I think I might be gay. I just screwed up my friendship with Neville. To top it all off I am supposed to meet him tomorrow. What do I do? I can't face him now.” Ron cried. His voice was hoarse and his face was streaked with tears. Realising he had snot about to run over his lips, he wiped his nose on the bottom of his t-shirt.

Molly told Ron that it would be fine. She suggested that Ron go and meet up with Neville as planned. “Wear your green shirt. It brings out your eyes. Make sure to get a fancy new haircut as well. You will want to look your best.”

Ron stared at his mum, he was sure she'd lost it this time. He was having an identity crisis and she was telling him to get his hair cut?

Molly recognised Ron's blank look for what it was and decided her youngest son needed a none to gentle shove in the right direction. “Arthur, Ron isn't dealing well with everything. Let's help him open up and talk about it.” Molly turned back to Ron. “ Here are some phrases that might help you out. That outfit is to die for. Your eyes just sparkle. And my favorite You hair is absolutely fabulous. By the way, Neville is so cute. Have you checked out his package? Does he have a nice arse?”

Arthur chimed in “Are you a chaser or a seeker?”

Ron was getting more embarrassed by his parent's new phrases. Where did they learn how to talk like this? Surely there was some law or something that prevented your parents from speaking like this?

“Mum! Dad! PLEASE!!!!!” Ron shouted.

Ron's tears had dried up, and he was no longer sniveling. Molly and Arthur felt quite accomplished at the handling of their son's long awaited breakdown.

Molly told Ron to talk about the kiss and his feelings with Neville. After all, Neville was an understanding person. He dealt with Oliver and Viktor so he was fine with gay men. Even if Neville had hated the kiss, Ron could explain that he was sorry but had just felt comfortable with him and his body reacted in the heat of the moment. Ron thanked his mother and said goodnight. It was late and Ron was tired. He had a lot to think over before meeting up with Neville tomorrow.

As Ron slipped into his bed, he took his mother's advice to heart, though he did have a hard time falling asleep. The thought of his dad asking if he was a chaser or seeker, combined with his mother asking about Neville's package and arse, grossed him out. He just knew he was going to have nightmares and need several years of therapy.
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