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Topsyturvy	By : AquamarieneStardust Category: Harry Potter > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 92984 -:- Recommendations : 4 -:- Currently Reading : 14
Disclaimer: I own nothing but what I created (story line, plot, differences from origanal and Aphrodite) J.K. Roweling owns Harry Potter world I make no prophet I just play in it

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I woke up in the morning and looked at the bed next to mine to see Draco still asleep, his usually perfectly shaped white blonde hair standing out at odd angles and reflecting the sun coming thru the window. I got up and went to take a shower and get ready to go. By the time I was ready, it was eight. I walked down stairs and into the kitchen to see Aunt Tunny supervising Dudley making oatmeal for breakfast.
“Morning, Aunt Tunny.”
“Good morning Harry, how did you sleep?”
“Like a log. You?”
“Alone and like a baby. Vernon and Dudley slept in the kitchen floor.”
“I see, Dudley, after you do the dishes you can go and hang out with your little friends but I want you home by eleven. If you miss dinner, that is your own damn fault.” He nodded and then went back to cooking.
“Harry dear, I went and bought you some clothes the other day that will actually fit you; like I do every summer hopping that this will be the summer you get sick of them. Would you like them?”
“Please.” She went to her sewing cabinet and pulled out five different bags. I walked over to them and looked inside all of them. I choose a pair of dark wash jeans and an emerald green short sleeve button down with a black undershirt. I went and changed and decided that my ass looked great in the jeans and the shirt was tight enough to accentuate my broad shoulders and muscular chest. “Thank you, Aunt Tunny, these are perfect.”
“I thought you would like them. The emerald makes your eyes stand out.” I smiled at her and sat down at the table to eat my food, after I covered it in brown sugar and milk. When I was done, I hugged my aunt and wrote out a note for my “uncle” of things for him to do when he got home and went to my room to get my dress shoes. I walked in and saw Draco in light wash jeans, his red short-sleeve button down hanging open, revealing his perfectly formed chest and him rubbing his wet hair with a blue towel.
“Morning, sleeping beauty,” and a beauty he was too. He looked up and his jaw dropped.
“DAMN POTTER! You look… the ladies won’t be able to resist you.” I laughed.
“I know, I’m just delicious.”
“It’s amazing what a difference clothes that actually fit you will make.”
“Is it really that much of a difference?”
“Are you kidding me? You went from scrawny kid that swims in his clothes, to sex god with just a change of clothes. And I have to say I LOVE your color choice. How does it feel to be in Slytherin green?”
“Right.”
“What?”
“I was supposed to be in Slytherin, remember?”
“Oh right, I forgot. I learned a lot of really odd things yesterday. I’m still trying to wrap my head around it.”
“Meh, it’s ok. Anyway, I have to go. See you later.”
“Definitely, we’ll need to think of something to do.”
“I’ll show you around town, maybe introduce you to Mars Bars.” I smiled and tipped the portkey out of the envelope from the goblins. After a second, I felt the pull behind my navel and I was spinning on my way to Gringotts Bank.
I landed with a thud and my knees buckled and I fell to the floor.
“Welcome Miss Potter.” A gruff voice said and I looked up.
“How do you know I’m a girl?” I asked standing up and brushing myself off.
“The goblins here know everything about every witch and wizard, and squib. The real question is, how do YOU know you are a girl?”
“I’ve been slowly breaking the curses and spells that Dumbledore put on me for a while now. As I broke them, I started realizing that I wasn’t a wizard named Harry. I was a witch named Aphrodite cursed to look like her squib brother. I’ve known I was a girl since three days after I turned thirteen. And trust me I when I tell you I was so confused when it turned out I like boys and not girls before I knew I was a girl.”
“I can see how that would be terrible for a twelve year old just discovering hormones. Well, at least things make since now. I am Stonehammer, and it is a pleasure to finally meet you. Now, not only will you here your godfather’s will today but also your parents and some, I think, rather disturbing news.” I looked at him and took the seat I was offered in front of his desk. “Do you think you can handle it?”
“I’ve battled dragons, water creatures, trolls, evil professors, dementors, killer plants, a basilisk, death eaters, acromantula, and I’ve faced Voldemort five times in my entire life and lived to tell that tale after each one, I think I can handle anything.”
“Very good. We shall start with your parents will shall we?” I nodded and he opened a drawer in his desk and brought out a rather long sheaf of parchment and two glowing balls that looked like the prophecy recordings in the M.O.M. He tapped one with his long finger and it started.
‘I Lord James Miron Potter, and I Lady Lily Michelle Evens Potter, both being of strong body and sound mind bequeath these things to the following people:
To my beloved older sister Petunia Lynn Evens Snape, we leave our home in Godrick’s Hollow. It’s a step up from where you and Severus are living now. Also we leave you both 2,000,000,000 galleons.
To Remus Romulus Lupin we leave Marauder’s Den and 3,000,000,000 galleons. Get some new cloths and get laid man.
JAMES!
Sorry Lily.’ I smiled at my parents, tears in my eyes at hearing their voices once more.
‘To Sirius Orion Black, we leave you the twins. Care for them and raise them to know the truth. We also leave you 3,000,000,000 galleons to help take care of our children.
Severus, Lucius, and Tom, if Sirius is unable to care for one or both of our children you get them we also leave you each 3,000,000,000 galleons, just in case. If any or all of them are unable to care for the children, then Remus you get them.
To the Hogwarts vault for orphans and children that don’t have the money to pay for their own school things, we leave 5,000,000,000 a school year to the vault.
Dumbledore, we know what you are and that you impiriused us to make a will leaving everything to you. Did you really think we were that stupid?
You will never get our children or our money. We leave you with only this. Watch out, because if Harry died that night and you cursed our baby girl, she will break the magic you have placed on her by the time she is sixteen and she will come after you and kill you for it.
Everything else we leave to our children, Aphrodite, the witch and younger of the two, and Harry, the squib and older one. We never told anyone besides people that could be trusted which child had magic and which one did not.
My baby’s we are sorry we never got to see you grow up, just always remember that we love you so. Also, we want you to know that things as you know them are not true. Albus is NOT who you think he is, and neither is Tom.
Aphrodite, darling, if you have survived to your sixteenth birthday you will experience several changes for you have a creature inheritance coming to you.’ I blinked back the tears and took the handkerchief that Stonehammer offered me and wiped my eyes.
“Thank you.”
“You are welcome, my dear. Now, before I tell you what all you have inherited and some problems I think you will want to fix, we will hear your God Father’s will.” I nodded and he tapped the second ball with his finger.
‘I, Lord Sirius Orion Black hereby state that I am of strong body and sound mind, hush Remus. I leave the following things to the following people:
To my last living best friend, Remus Romulus Lupin, I leave 4,000,000,000 galleons and I as Lord Black hereby re-instate you and your family as a Noble and Most Ancient House.
To my cousin, Nymphadora LeeAnn Tonks, I leave 1,000,000 galleons and the advice to take care of yourself and Moony.
To my dear cousin Andromeda Melony Black Tonks I as Lord Black reinstate you as a member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.
To Fredric Percival Weasley and George Herman Weasley I leave the trunk in my bedroom Remus can help you with it. I also leave you with 9,000,000,000 galleons for your shop, everyone could use more laughs in their lives.
To my one true love Tom, I leave you with Tomorrow Escape and everything there. I am truly sorry for everything that has happened. Take care of our Pup for me, she is very special indeed.
To Severus Wimbledon ‘Snivulus’ Snape, I leave an apology for being a prat to you and the location of your child. As for your wife, talk to Lily’s child; she thinks you are dead thanks to Dumbledore.
To my dear cousin Narcissa Antoinette Black Malfoy I leave you mother’s ball gowns that you loved so much as well as her ivy tiara set.
To Lucius Malius Factonus Malfoy, man your name is a mouthful Luce, you get the huge black wingback chair that you loved so much, it made you look extra sinister, especially when we forced you to dress up like a vampire and then sit in it.’ Sirius barked his dog-like laughter.
To Draco Lucius Abraxas Malfoy, I leave Summer Island, one of the family’s vacation homes, and the necklace that my mate gave to me, never take it off, if you do you could be in serious danger especially after your mate turns sixteen.
To Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, and Arthur Weasley I leave you absolutely nothing. You haven’t been true to my Pup at all.
To Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, I know what you did, and I know what you are, and I know it was you that killed James, Lily, and my other God child as well as it being you that turned my lover “evil” and killed my blood child. All I leave you, is this advice. When Harry turns sixteen, run, run far away and hide. Not that it matters how far you run or how well you hide, my Pup will find you and kill you along with all of your co-conspirators.
To my Pup, Harry James Potter. Harry I know the truth about who you are and so does Remus, fight the spells and curses holding you and never give up, when the last spell on you breaks the spells on everyone else will break too. I also leave you everything else, as well as my title though you won’t be a Lord.
Also Pup, in my vault there is a black leather journal, read pages 3, 24, 19, 30-33, 56, and 80-98 in that order, it will help out to know the truth about me and the man I love.
Finally as Harry’s legal guardian by law, I, Lord Sirius Orion Black hereby emancipate my God child and put Remus Lupin and Severus Snape in charge of helping my pup with managing his new inheritance until such time as he can do it himself or he turns twenty.
To those of you, who have been true to my pup, continue to do so and take care of him for me.’
Sirius stopped talking and I was crying freely now dabbing my eyes with the handkerchief.
“Now then, as for what you have inherited from both wills: several vaults here in the bank all worth several billion galleons of gold and artifacts inside. You have also inherited several properties one of which is Hogwarts School. You, my dear child, are the sole owner of the school and as such you can do whatever you like to the curriculum and teaching staff.” I nodded and took the cup of strong black tea he offered me.
“You said you had some disturbing news for me?”
“Yes I do. Since the day your family was murdered by Dumbledore he has been stealing thousands of galleons from your vaults and putting them in his own he also paid the Weasley family to take you into their family and forced Sirius to sign a marriage contract for you and the Weasley chit. The Bank rejected it for being magically coerced.” I growled.
“I want it all back with interest, everything he took and everything he paid to people to take care of me. I want it back with 50% interest. If they can’t pay it back, then I shall make them my slaves until they can pay it back. I will put them to work at whatever residence I will be living at to do the cleaning under the watchful eye of Fred and George, who never took anything from me. Sirius wouldn’t have left them anything if they had been like the rest of their family.”
“As you wish, it shall be done,” he said with an evil smile.
“Also, the goblin in charge of my accounts…”
“Has been dealt with and you may choose someone else.”
“Wonderful. Will you do it until you can train someone to be like you? I can tell you are a good and honest man and that you are very trustworthy. If no one can be trained, I would ask you to please stay on as the one in charge of my accounts.”
“I am honored. I accept the position.”
“Wonderful. I will pay you 3000 galleons a week with a holiday bonus of 9000.”
“You are too generous.”
“I know when someone deserves something and when they don’t really you deserve more but I know you won’t accept it. As for the gold that will be being paid back to me after being stolen that money will go towards fixing up Hogwarts, and into the vault for under privileged students, as well as paying the teachers who deserve more than they make.”
“Wonderful idea. Now, for the formal will reading; would you like to be in the room or out of the room?”
“In the room, but I would like to be disillusioned please. I want to see how everyone reacts.”
“You are quite mischievous, my dear, I do like you quite a bit.” I smiled and he gave me a charm that turned me invisible and covered my magical essence.
“Thank you Stonehammer, I like you as well.” I placed the charm around my neck and followed the goblin into a conference room, where I noticed there was a long table with comfortable looking chairs around it. I took up a place at the front of the room where I could see everyone clearly once they were in the room. The first to arrive were Mr. and Mrs. Weasley with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. They all sat together in the center of the table on the left side of the table and where I was standing next to Stonehammer. Next were the Malfoy’s who sat on the right hand side towards the front Draco nearest to me leaving three places to my right.
“What are you doing here Malfoy?” Ron demanded.
“Well, he was my mother’s cousin, and I received a summons, so as I am a minor my parents had to come with me, besides not like it’s any of YOUR business, but they received a summons as well.”
“Ron, just ignore him.” Hermione whispered to him. Next to walk in, were Tonks and who must be her mother. Mrs. Malfoy stood up and ran to the other woman and hugged her tightly.
“I missed you, Dromi.”
“I missed you too, Nessie.” Tonks followed her mother to sit next to her and her Aunt on the right side of the table. Remus was the next to enter when he did he sniffed and looked right at me before coming and sitting in the first chair on the right hand side next to me and maneuvered his chair so he was closer to me. Dumbledore entered and looked slightly confused at seeing the Malfoys, Remus, Tonks and her mother there but it passed and he sat on the left side at the head of the table. Next came Professor Snape, who didn’t sit but stood behind Draco’s chair his hands on the top of it. A moment later, the twins entered and sat down next to Remus and Draco.
“What are you two doing here?” their mother asked, eyeing them carefully.
“Got a summons; just like you.” Fred told her and that was all the twins said. Stonehammer coughed to get every one’s attention.
“I believe we are ready to start.”
“Wait a moment, where’s Harry?” Ginny asked curiously looking around.
“I told him about the reading but he told me he wasn’t ready to hear Sirius’ will just yet.” Dumbledore said. Liar, liar, your saggy y-fronts on fire. I thought glaring at him.
“The only other person missing can’t be here due to personal reasons and wishes that I not divulge his name.” Stone hammer took out the orb that was Siri’s will and tapped it.
‘I Lord Sirius Orion Black hereby state that I am of strong body and sound mind, hush Remus.’ Remmy had snorted a laugh. ‘I leave the following things to the following people.
To my last living best friend Remus Romulus Lupin, I leave 4,000,000,000 galleons and I as Lord Black hereby re-instate you and your family as a Noble and Most Ancient House.
To my cousin Nymphadora LeeAnn Tonks, I leave 1,000,000 galleons and the advice to take care of yourself and Moony.
To my dear cousin Andromeda Melony Black Tonks I as Lord Black reinstate you as a member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.’ Tonks’ mom took out a hanky and dabbed at her eyes, sniffing while her sister gave her a tight one armed hug.
‘To Fredric Percival Weasley and George Herman Weasley I leave the trunk in my bedroom; Remus can help you with it. I also leave you with 9,000,000,000 galleons for your shop, everyone could use more laughs in their lives.’
“Good man Sirius was.” Fred commented tears glistening in his eyes.
“That he was, I will miss him. It was him that gave us the idea for some of the things in our shop.” George added.
‘To my one true love Tom, I leave you with Tomorrow Escape and everything there. I am truly sorry for everything that has happened. Take care of our Pup for me, she is very special indeed.
To Severus Wimbledon ‘Snivulus’ Snape, I leave an apology for being a prat to you and the location of your child. As for your wife, talk to Lily’s child, she thinks you are dead thanks to Dumbledore.’ Snape gripped the back of Draco’s chair tightly and glared at Dumbledore who looked shocked, everyone was looking at him, shocked as well.
‘To my dear cousin, Narcissa Antoinette Black Malfoy I leave you mother’s ball gowns that you loved so much as well as her ivy tiara set.’ Mrs. Malfoy turned to her sister and both carried into each other’s embrace.
‘To Lucius Malius Factonus Malfoy, man your name is a mouthful Luce, you get the huge black wingback chair that you loved so much, it made you look extra sinister, especially when we forced you to dress up like a vampire and then sit in it.’ Sirius barked his dog-like laughter while Remmy and Mr. Malfoy laughed more normally. Now everyone was looking at them oddly.
‘To Draco Lucius Abraxas Malfoy, I leave Summer Island, one of the family’s vacation homes, and the necklace that my mate gave to me, never take it off, if you do you could be in serious danger especially after your mate turns sixteen.’ Draco accepted the necklace that Stonehammer handed him and he slipped it on and tucked it under his shirt.
‘To Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Mollie Weasley, and Arthur Weasley I leave you absolutely nothing. You haven’t been true to my Pup at all.’
“WHAT?!” They all yelled, outraged and glared at Dumbledore.
“You said we would all get money from him and that Ginny would get a marriage contract to that Potter brat!” Molly yelled at the old man, infuriated.
“And I was supposed to get the Black family library!” Hermione cried indignantly. Remmy stood up and growled at them all.
“Sit down and shut up, or I will deal with you myself. That is my friend and my cub you are insulting.” They all saw his eyes flash the gold of his wolf and they sat down eyeing him cautiously.
‘To Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, I know what you did and I know what you are, and I know it was you that killed James, Lily, and my other God child as well as it being you that turned my lover “evil” and killed my blood child. All I leave you is this advice: when Harry turns sixteen run, run far away and hide. Not that it matters how far you run or how well you hide, my Pup will find you and kill you along with all of your co-conspirators.’ He looked terrified, as did the Weasley family and Hermione. I looked at Fred and George who I saw were gripping their wands and glaring at the other side of the table.
‘To my Pup, Harry James Potter. Harry I know the truth about who you are and so does Remus, fight the spells and curses holding you and never give up. When the last spell on you breaks, the spells on everyone else will break too. I also leave you everything else, as well as my title though you won’t be a Lord.
Also Pup, in my vault there is a black leather journal, read pages 3, 24, 19, 30-33, 56, and 80-98 in that order, it will help you to know the truth about me and the man I love.
Finally, as Harry’s legal guardian by law, I Lord Sirius Orion Black hereby emancipate my God child and put Remus Lupin and Severus Snape in charge of helping my pup with managing his new inheritance until such time as he can do it himself or he turns twenty.
To those of you who have been true to my pup continue to do so and take care of him for me.’ The orb stopped playing and everything went haywire; yelling and screaming everywhere. Stonehammer called in some guards and had them take the Weasleys, Hermione, and Dumbledore to a holding cell. Tonks and her mother left after kissing and hugging Narcissa, and then everyone left looked at Remus who was standing protectively in front of me, or to them nothing but air. I took the necklace off and handed it back to Stonehammer.
“HARRY!” Fred and George called attacking me in a hug while everyone else laughed.
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A/N- Message me please and tell me what you think.
unneeded- They got together because Dumble-fuck knew that Vernon hated magic and wanted Harry/Aphrodite to be maliable into he perfect weapon.
PrincessKay- They Malfoy's are visiting because Narcessa and Petunia have been friends since Narcessa went on a transfer program to Petunia's muggle all girl's school for a year and they got very close and have been ever since. Petunia has always been nice but after her hubby and son started hitting Harry/Aphrodite if she was nice to him they would beat her too. As for how Harry knew he is a she I hope this chap explained it to you if not let me know and I'll clarify.
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