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Blue Moon	By : Lilitany Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Remus/Sirius Views: 2271 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A/N: Hey guys! Once again, this is boyxboy, so don't like, don't read. I really like this chapter because I love the Marauders, so their dialogue was fun to write. Thanks for reading!

Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, except for the plot and such. Not the characters or anything you recognize. That's all J.K. Rowling's.

Chapter 2; Ridiculous Loves

Sirius was more than a little worried when he found Remus passed out by the toilet for the millionth time. Of course, being Sirius, he tried to make something witty out of it. "Moony, when are you going to come clean about your love affair with our bathroom? Not that a love affair with a bathroom could really be that clean, mind you, but you know what I'm talking about…"

"Fu'off, Sirius." Sirius raised a curved brow. The normally eloquent Remus reduced to monosyllabic, unintelligible cursing? The bathroom must be one hell of a shag…

"Well, that's not very nice, Remy. I'm just trying to make polite conversation with you and your future bride, the loo. Now, if you don't mind, could you kindly shove off and allow me enough space to piss?"

"Oi, Sirius, don't you know Moons is trying to protect his love from you? Get your miniature prick away from her!" James had appeared from who knows where, brandishing an imaginary sword. "Do not worry, Remus! I shall protect your love's honor!" Remus, now somewhat awake thanks to his loudmouth friends, sat up and rolled his eyes in an exaggerated manner.

"Don't be silly, James. The bathroom is only a cover-up for my true love…Northanger Abbey." Remus declared, brandishing the book in question at his friend, having found that it was still clutched in his grip after his late night.

"He's lying, James." Peter piped up from the doorway, grinning at their early-morning antics. "Everyone knows Remus loves chocolate and only chocolate."

"James is the liar here!" Sirius exclaimed, puffing himself up. "My prick is certainly not miniature! Ask anyone! Well, not anyone, per se, but a good amount of…I don't know, ask some Ravenclaw bird, if one of you can remember who I had that last date with. I certainly can't. Might've been a tad sloshed that night." On the other side of the room, Frank Longbottom groaned and shoved his head beneath his pillow. It was famously hard to get a good night's sleep with these four as roommates.

"Oh, like you tricked that girl into getting anywhere near your prick, Sirius." Remus replied, picking himself up off the ground and striding out of the room to change. The boy in question clutched his heart, shaggy black hair flying this way and that as he staggered back.

"I'm hit! Oh, Moony, I'm hit! Dying, dead!" The boy exclaimed, clutching at James and Peter as if to keep himself upright. Remus sighed and shrugged out of his pajamas, sweeping his clean robes from where he had put them the night before in preparation, and doing them up just as deftly.

"I told you not to call me that. C'mon then, you lot. If we're all up anyway we might as well be getting to breakfast." With that, he swept out of the room, leaving Peter and James to hurry to get ready and Sirius to stare at the ground where he'd fallen once the two boys had stopped letting him cling.

There was a splatter of what appeared to be vomit next to the toilet seat. Sirius scrambled back, wrinkling his nose. Well, that was gross.

But it was also upsetting. No one had been puking, as far as he knew, but it explained Remus's late night visits to the bathroom which resulted in the boy sleeping on the floor. Was Moony sick? Did it have something to do with the wolf? A new stage of his monthly process, maybe? A frown creasing his brow as he worried, Sirius stood.

Something was wrong, and he was going to find out what it was. He wasn't a Marauder for nothing.

Remus was pretty positive that Sirius was the most obvious person in the world. Subtlety just wasn't a word the older boy knew. As if to prove his point, Sirius sauntered into the Great Hall, plopped down next to him, and as he was heaping meat products on his plate, leaned to whisper into Remus's ear.

"So, Rem, have you been horrifically ill recently?"

Remus choked on his toast so violently that Peter scrambled to make sure he wasn't in need of first aid and James fell off his seat. Sirius just grinned, after making sure the offending item had been successfully dislodged from the boy's lungs by Peter's frantic whack to the spine. "I'm taking that as a yes, Moony." Remus glared at him over the rim of his pumpkin juice cup, trying to force panicked visions of his nightmare from his waking mind.

"Where'd you get a silly idea like that, Sirius?" Without waiting for the oh-so-clever boy to respond, he marched out of the dining hall and onto the grounds, desperate for fresh air.

Because suddenly leaving wasn't suspicious at all.

A/N: So...yep! Review if you feel up to it, I'd appreciate it. Also, I would like to say that I'm open to writing a oneshot for people, so just talk to me if you want something made. I'm taking requests.
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