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Dude Looks Like a Lady	By : Aridethdar Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Voldemort Views: 14943 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 5
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, the lovely J K Rowling does. And no, I do not make any money off of this. This is solely for my entertainment.

Chapter List
- 1-Dude Looks Like a Lady
- 2-New Family
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Disclaimer:I do not own Harry Potter, the lovely J K Rowling does. And no, I do not make any money off of this. This is solely for my entertainment.

Warnings:Reference of child abuse/neglect. Unofficial kidnapping I guess, technically. But since the Dursleys don't care, is it really considered kidnapping? Oo;

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Dude Looks Like a Lady

Chapter Two: New Family

Word Count: 2049

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Zemi practically tore down Ry's ward and walked over to the child. She was not about to let her husband try and talk her out of this. She had made up her mind, she was going to be a mother! Even if the boy was a "freak," she would be damned if she didn't have a little one to raise before this day was out.

'I have waited too long… I have suffered too much to give up now, especially when Fate is HANDING me what I want.' Zemi thought and knelt down before the little boy.

The woman could hear Rynell approach and basked in the comfort it brought her. She had missed him. It had been a hectic schedule to keep, even if he was a Wizard, trying to keep the business going and see her when she had been a continent away…

'But that's all about to change. We're coming home…' Zemi smiled and gently grasped the little boy's hand. "Are you hungry?" She asked.

It wouldn't do for him to just eat ice cream, after all. The child was skin and bones, he needed something to put some weight on him. It was better to make sure he ate some real food before she got him the frozen dessert.

'Though I will make sure he knows I do not go back on my word.' She thought when she noticed the confused look on his cute little face.

"Ice cweam?" The boy asked hesitantly, as if he expected her to laugh and tell him she was joking.

'Bloody monsters! How could they do this to a baby?' Zemi mentally sighed though she kept a smile on her face for the child's sake. 'No matter. He's mine now.'

"We will get some ice cream, but that is a dessert. You need to eat some food first." The raven haired woman said happily, but the child's demeanor fell.

"Oh… I gwess I no have any den. I have to find my famwey befo' I can have food…" He paused. "Den again, dey wiw pwobwey be upset dat I didn' lissen and not lemme has any." The child spoke softly, as if he were telling himself what their reaction would be.

"Nonsense. Your family is right here, and all three of us are going to go to this lovely restaurant just a few blocks from here. After we eat, I will get you a big ice cream for dessert." She stated and lightly squeezed his hand in an attempt to drive her point home.

She knew he wouldn't be able to eat a large ice cream, and most would go to waste, but at this point the gesture would stand out in the child's mind.

"Reawey?" The boy squealed in delight while emerald eyes, much like her own, sparkled with hope.

"Really." She nodded and watched at the child pulled away a little bit to twirl around. Even Ry smiled in response to the boy's little happy dance.

Zemi stood up and held out her hand for the child to take. Her face lit up -showed how happy she was- when the boy took her hand with the trusting innocence that only a child could and they started down the sidewalk toward the diner she had spoken of.

Zemi knew Ry was right behind her, could feel his magic caressing her own… Though judging by his silence, the man was deep in thought.

'I do not mind. So long as he does not ruin this for me.' She thought and threw him a look over her shoulder. His magic felt loving, but that didn't mean he wouldn't try anything if he thought this was a bad idea.

Ry, however, smiled at her and nodded.

He understood.

'Good.'

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Rynell had merely watched as Zemi tore down his ward. He knew she was upset and was more than happy to let her take it out on his harmless little spell. Besides, there were other things he need be concerned about.

Like the child, for instance. It was obvious that his wife wasn't about to give up on this idea she had in her mind. And if taking the child with them brought his love home? Well, who was he to object? The boy had been abandoned by his family, so there wouldn't be an issue.

'And once we get him to Gringotts and blood adopt, no one will ever know he belonged to anyone else.'

Though he would have to watch the papers and make sure that no one reported the child missing. It was highly doubtful considering the information the boy had given them, but he wanted there to be no threats to their claim.

'Either that or, should they use a photo, we need to make sure no one would guess that the two are one in the same…'

He had to think on that one. Before they left for home tomorrow, he would have a plan… or Zemi would once he brought the issue to her attention.

'Yes, I should get her on that… and a name. Can't very well adopt the child without giving them a name.'

"Here we are!" Zemi's exclamation brought him out of his musings and, sure enough, they stood before the quaint little eatery.

"Wow… pwetty." The child said in awe as they entered the building.

Everywhere there were ribbons and lace. The tables set with frilly doilies, pretty pink coasters, and lovely lavender napkins.

Ry's inner male was screaming in horror, and what did the boy say?

'The child's relatives did call him "boy," right? Maybe his attitude is why they called him freak...'Ry wondered as he shook his head.

"I love this place, don't you agree?" Zemi asked the child happily, already connecting with their newest addition.

"Yea! Is so pwetty, I wuv da cuwors!" The boy giggled happily.

'Are we sure the child is male? I'll have to check when we get home.'

"And tomorrow I will take you shopping for clothes. Those rags are unbecoming and you would do well to wear something befitting your station." Zemi grinned and Ry chuckled.

Too bad the child wasn't female. Zemi could have a lot more fun with that…

'That's it!' Regardless of whether or not the boy's relatives decided to look for him or not, if people were looking for a male… 'I shall run it by Zemirea.' It wouldn't do to make a decision without her.

Especially when it came to the kid. Rynell hadn't a doubt in his mind that his wife would hex him into next week if he were to do something to the child behind her back. Even if it were something as harmless as dressing the boy up to deceive everyone into thinking him a girl.

Besides, the kid acted like he was a girl trapped in a boy's body anyway. What with his love of lace, and frills, and…

"Sopping? I can go sopping? Yays! And I can has my own cwowes?" The child looked about ready to burst with excitement.

Yes, Ry didn't foresee there being an issue with passing the child off as a girl. The boy already acted the part. Though just to be sure, after he confirmed the plan with his wife, they would have to have a talk with the child and explain that life would be better for him as a girl.

One of the attendants ushered them to a lovely little booth. Rynell sighed as he sat down, mentally making a note to shower with the most testicle approved wash he owned when they returned home. Honestly, it wouldn't do for him to start questioning his masculinity...

"Would you like a coloring book little girl?" One of the waitresses asked their little ward and Ry smiled.

It looked like there wouldn't be any issues with passing the child off as a girl. The boy was already mistaken as one. All they needed to do was change a few minor details...

"Can I?" The child looked at Zemi to see if it was okay.

Before Ry could comment, however, Zemi's eyes lit up.

'Oh dear, she has an idea… I can only pray this ends well.'

"Yes, my daughter would love one." She told the waitress with a brilliant smile.

'Hmmm… it appears my wife and I are on the same page.'Thank Merlin.

"Okay! Sit tight Princess, I will be right back." The lady smiled and started to walk away. "Oh! I know this is a strange question, and I don't mean to be rude but…" The woman trailed off.

"Yes." Rynell raised an eyebrow inquiringly, curious as to what the Muggle would ask.

"Well, it appears that she had an… accident, and you had to dress her in what you could find in your car, right?" The blonde started and Ry nodded.

If that's what they wanted to believe, then he was more than happy to let them keep on thinking as much. It would be too bothersome to try and explain and he didn't feel like Obliviating the lot.

"Well, my sister is a designer and she brought me an outfit she made. If it's alright with you, Princess here can have it…" The woman trailed off.

The waitresses' offer was a little surprising and Rynell had to wonder…

"What's the catch?" He was a Slytherin, after all. Best to know all the details before accepting.

"Can I take a few pictures?" She started out slowly. "I think she would be a perfect model! I've been waiting to find a little girl who would do the outfit justice and I think your daughter is the one! I'll only take a few pictures for my sister's portfolio and your daughter can have a one of a kind Lula Special." The woman explained quickly and her eyes shined with hope.

"You have to admit dear, our little girl is too cute to resist." Zemi sent him a knowing smile, which caused him to chuckle.

"Very well." Rynell agreed.

"Thank you!" The waitress exclaimed. "Let me take your order real quick so I can put it in, and we can probably get this done before the cook is even finished!"

Rynell nodded. "I believe I will have your… "Sparkle lovers" special." Internally he shuttered at the name. He would have to do something very manly to make up for this, otherwise his testosterone levels might never recover.

"I will have the same." Zemi stated before she looked to their "daughter," who seemed confused. "She will have whatever the most popular kids meal is." His wife stated to the waitress, though her attention was on the child.

As soon as the lady was gone, Zemi leaned over to speak with said child.

"If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it alright? Just let us know and we will get something else." Zemi explained and the child nodded.

"I have a qwestion…" The boy started hesitantly, as if expecting to be punished for making an inquiry.

'Bastards probably did punish him…'

"Go ahead, dear. Asking questions is a good thing, it's how you learn." Ry stated firmly, yet he made sure to keep his tone friendly.

"Reawey? Cuz Unca said…"

"Forget what they said, you are with us now." Zemi cut in and the child looked at her with wide eyes for a moment before a small smile graced his features.

"T'ankies."

"As for your question…" Rynell prompted. His own curiosity was getting the best of him and he really wanted to know what they child would ask.

Granted, he had a feeling as to what it pertained but it would be more interesting to hear it from the boy himself.

"Um… why did she call me a giwl?"

Yes, that was the question he had been waiting for.

"You said your relatives called you a freak and you were not treated well, correct?" Zemi began and the child nodded. "Well, girls are treated a lot better than boys. AND if your Aunt and Uncle wont be able to take you away from us if you pretend to be a girl." She explained.

"Reawey?"

"Really."

"Otay! I'll be a good giwl!"

"That's the spirit!" The waitress laughed as she entered the room.

Rynell eyed the outfit and cringed. Good thing the child had happily accepted posing as a girl from now on, otherwise the ensemble would likely have scarred him for life.

"Let's get you changed, Caesarea."

'Caesarea, hmm?' Ry mulled it over for a moment before a smirk graced his lips. 'Yes, a fine name. One worthy of a Pureblood.' Now all they needed to do was get to Gringotts and make it official.

But that could wait until tomorrow.

"We'll just get this headband on, I'll do up your hair and makeup a bit real quick and… Oh, we're going to have to cover up that scar. No worries!"

'Glad the girls are having fun and leaving me out of it…'

Wait a sec…

"What scar?"

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A/N: Uh oh, looks like they're about to find out their little "girl's" birth name XD lol Next chapter they will be going to Gringotts and the American version of Diagon Ally (hopefully) ~ That's going to be fun! Especially when they find out one of their "daughter's" unique traits XD lol

Goodbye Harry Potter! Hello Caesarea Noir!

Note: The town is mostly made up of Magicals and Squibs, with a nice little (notice I say this with sarcasm) Vampire Clan that's moved in recently. The couple lucked out and met quite possibly the only Muggle in the town but that will be expounded upon come next chapter...

Thank you to everyone who has Reviewed! I appreciated them! I don't have time to respond to reviews like I had hoped I would, seeing as most of my spare time goes to writing, it doesn't mean I don't read them~ Well, that and AFFN doesn't like long ANs... which means I gotta go now! lol Closing note: Your reviews make me smile and I love you all for it! ~
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