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Hiding An Innocent? COMPLETE	By : Talented_Mrs_Lupin Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Het - Male/Female Views: 7650 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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It was Wednesday when Hermione saw Luna again, the whole Ministry was in an uproar over the Loki situation and Hermione had to fight to keep her mouth shut. Luna never said anything to her but gave her the kind of look that told her that she was happy for her help. Hermione wished that having Loki in her house was as simple as Luna made it sound when she dropped him on her doorstep. He was insufferable, he constantly did what she told him not to, used up all her bath soap in two nights, got bubbles all over the bathroom floor then refused to help clean it up. He couldn’t cook but always seemed to dirty all her dishes and then complained when she took too long cooking dinner for them both. She was tempted to tell Harry he was at her house just to have her space back either that or kill him in his sleep.
“Hermione” Luna whispered closing the door and putting up a strong silencing charm “How is he?”
“He’s a jerk” Hermione answered “I wish he’d go back wherever he came from”
“Is it really that bad?” Luna asked sadly.
“His arrogance could rival Malfoys” Hermione said sitting down heavily in her chair “Actually, it’s worse than Malfoy’s. The Malfoy’s at least learned humility and he has none. He demands that I clean up after him, that I clean his blanket every day after work, he goes through my stuff and then questions me about it” She shook her head in horror “Luna, he doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s snooping through my stuff...he acts like it’s his right!”
“Well” Luna rubbed her arm “He is a prince. He’s used to getting his way, he’s used to people jumping when he says to and that is going to be hard to break...but you can do it”
“Luna” Hermione said “I don’t want to do it. I want to go back to normal, working, going on bad dates...”
“You hated your life and you know it” Luna said, proving her ability to see past others walls “Loki is the adventure you’ve been searching for so just relax and enjoy it”
“Luna” Hermione fixed her with a glare “Does he really think himself a...”
“God?” Luna supplied when Hermione continued to look for the right word to describe the man at her house “He is a god, he is the god of mischief actually. Adopted brother of Thor the god of thunder...that would be the hunky blond man that walks around and kind of acts like a caveman” The two shared a look that said that they wouldn’t mind being clocked on the head and dragged around by him “He is far more clever than any Slytherin, always has some plan forming in his brilliant mind and has never loved anyone”
“Other than himself you mean?” Hermione said.
“He’s the oldest” Luna ignored the interruption “He spent twenty years thinking that he would rule Asguard just to have it all taken away and given to Thor” She frowned “He’s never, never been good enough for his father and he never understood why. He knows now it’s because he is not of Odin’s own blood but it still messed him up pretty badly”
“Are you actually attempting to make me pity him?” Hermione asked “It’s that that tells me you’ve never lived with him”
“When he first came here” Luna said “When he was nine he went to three other wizarding homes before mine. They cast him out, laughed at him and wouldn’t help him because they thought that he was insane” She looked sad “I listened, calmed him and took care of him until they came to get him and even then I fought to keep him with me. I have been in touch with him off and on for years since then, hell he even wanted to come down and help me fight against Voldemort”
“Why didn’t you let him?” Hermione asked “Surely he could have helped out greatly”
“In Loki’s mind” Luna explained “He got royally...screwed for lack of a better word. He was the oldest son so he should be ruling Asguard, however he is not picky he decided that he would be just as happy to rule earth as well. I feared that he would come down to help, kill Voldemort and then take over in his place and we would have a worse leader to fight against”
“You think he’s evil?” Hermione asked.
“No” She answered without hesitation “But I think he wants to rule something so badly he is willing to be evil”
“You know, Luna” Hermione sighed “This doesn’t even bother me too much. What bothers me is the fact that I don’t know how to get through to him, every day I come home he’s lounged in my bedroom that I locked when I left and he’s reading my private books or worse yesterday he was reading my diary” Luna was trying very hard not to smile “He didn’t even try to hide it just looked up, said ‘I’m hungry’ and then went back to where he left off!”
“He never really had any rules growing up” Luna defended “He was royal, he got whatever he wanted whenever he wanted and no one would ever tell him otherwise. But try to think of him as” She pondered a few seconds thinking of the right imagery to come up with “A four year old with an adult Weasley twin brain” Hermione thought about it for a minute.
“He’s out” She said standing “I can barely stand Fred and George on the best of days and you have me living with someone that is worse?”
“He’s...” She looked around “He’s mischievous, playful and testy. He’s going to test the limits with you like a child, he wants to see how much he can get away with. It’s your job to stop him”
“Great...I’m babysitting” Hermione growled.
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Loki stood in front of the bathroom mirror looking at his reflection. He wondered if Hermione had realized that he’d been using her toothbrush yet, both she and Luna hadn’t thought to give him one and he hadn’t the time to grab his own before leaving so that left hers. She was the most interesting woman, so uptight and bitchy...she needed to get laid badly. If she weren’t such a bitch he would consider doing it himself, however the fact that she hadn’t given up her bed and still made him sleep on the couch made him angrier than he cared to admit.
“So what to do today?” He asked his reflection “Oh I know” He smirked and picked the lock to her bedroom. She was so funny she never put magic around her room and seemed to think that he was too stupid to break a regular mortal lock.
Once he was in her room he walked over to her closet, he’d only looked in to the closet once before and found that there were more personal books in the first one. The second held her clothes but the photo albums caught his interest the most and so while she was busy at work that Wednesday he was busy sitting on her bedroom floor going through her photo albums. He was fascinated by the wizarding pictures and how they moved around and would point and interact with him. They made him laugh, he poked them and watched the occupants run around, laughing, glaring and in Hermione’s case tapping her foot and pointing at him with a severe look on her face.
There were pictures that he guessed were from her school days. A picture of Luna’s husband with hearts around him, Loki wondered if Luna knew that she loved her husband and decided to file that information away for later use. He found more pictures of her friends but only one other with hearts around it. It was a blond man with a pointed face that looked disgustingly in love with himself. Loki sneered down at the picture before turning the page and continuing on further in the book to look at teachers which made his outright laugh at their ridiculous outfits and hats.
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The apartment was strangely quiet when Hermione entered it at three that afternoon. Years of babysitting children five and under made her weary of silence, it usually meant that the child (in this case Loki) was up to no good. The kitchen was empty and other than having a few dishes on the table and the empty milk carton on the counter, it was relatively clean compared to how she usually found it. It looked like he attempted to watch the telly, the remote was on the floor with his blankets his pillow was across the room (merlin only knows why) the telly had been pulled away from the wall and the cords had been pulled out. She rolled her eyes as she plugged them back in and pushed the T.V. back in to spot.
She walked down the hallway towards her open bedroom door and stopped just inside the room. He was lying on the floor with her albums all around him and he, along with most of the pictures, was fast asleep. He had taken her pillows from her bed and was lounged out completely, in his hand was a picture of her at the Yule Ball in the beautiful gown with her hair done all pretty. She had forgotten that she had that picture still and was surprised that was the one he’d been looking at. She smiled a little at seeing him laying there, he looked innocent and sweet as if he’d never done anything wrong in his life. That was what made him dangerous, how innocent he could look, she could see why people would trust him. Luna, however, had always been able to see past the walls people put up, she was always able to know who to trust and she trusted Loki...but Hermione didn’t know why.
“Wake up” Hermione said gently, kneeling next to him.
“Hmm” He stretched out like a cat “Your home...good...make me dinner”
“First clean up your mess” Hermione told him.
“My mess?” He repeated “It’s your stuff”
“You went through it” She snapped “Now, clean up this mess and then the mess in the living room and kitchen and then I’ll teach you to cook your own meals”
“No” He said defiantly “You’re a woman...you can cook”
“Let’s just momentarily forget that that was the most sexist thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life” Hermione snapped at him as she moved closer “And focus on the fact that you are living in my house and when you make a mess in my house you are going to be the one to clean it up”
“And if I don’t?” He sneered.
“Your brother’s name is Thor, right?” Hermione asked “I see him almost every day at the Ministry walking around with my best friend Harry Potter the lead Auror working on the case of finding you” She moved so close to him her front was pressed against his “I’m sure he misses you very much”
“I could kill you in a mere second” Loki said glaring at the ballsy little witch in front of him “And I wouldn’t even feel bad about it” His hand came up lightening quick and gripped her throat tightly “I am a god you little bitch and you don’t threaten me” Her airway was cut off and there were spots forming behind her eyes and her head was starting to spin with the lack of oxygen. She gripped her wand and slammed it in to him not really sure where she hit him until she realized his eyes were bulging slightly. She had her wand slammed in to his groin.
“Let...me...go” She gasped out “Or I will blast...it...off”
His eyes glimmered with anger for a few seconds before his fingers slowly started to loosen up. She could see that his anger hadn’t lessened at all but he must have realized that she wasn’t joking about hexing his bits off. When she could breathe easily again she smiled at him and tilted her head to the side, lowering her eyes to where her wand was resting. She fixed him with another scorching look before she turned away from him and made her way to the bedroom door.
“When you’re done cleaning this mess come to the kitchen for cooking lessons” She said “I’m feeling a little nicer so I’ll clean the living room” She was in the hallway when she looked back at him again “Loki, I am not trying to be a bitch. But I won’t allow you to treat me like that again and I promise that next time I won’t give you a chance to get a hold on your anger before I hex your bits off your body”
“You’re so very sweet” He sneered at her back as she walked away and he could hear her chuckle. ‘Here’s something interesting’ He thought looking down his body ‘She threatens me and I get aroused...what the hell is wrong with me?’
A/N: Hope you like this chapter. I’m sick with the flu so I’ve only been able to work on one story at a time, please review!!!!
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