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Lost Girl and The Heathen COMPLETE	By : Talented_Mrs_Lupin Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Het - Male/Female Views: 10563 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Hermione had fallen asleep a little after six the night before and slept all the way through the night with only two trips to the bathroom. She got up for the day at nine thirty in the morning and made her way to the kitchen pulling out eggs and stuff from the fridge and made herself an omelet. The smell of the food pulled first Pietro from his slumber but then Bruce too. She surrendered her omelet to Pietro and then made herself and Bruce their own and joined them at a table near the windows as it was raining and they couldn’t go outside.

“How are you doing after what happened last night?” Bruce asked, Pietro, Hermione was learning, couldn’t keep his attention on anything long enough. He was unable to hold an actual conversation with anyone because by the time they got to answer whatever he’d asked he’d already lost interest in the conversation.

“He startled me” Hermione said “That’s all”

“He can be a bit…unnerving” Bruce said “His appearance alone…”

“Yeah” She smiled and then stiffened a bit when the man they’d been talking about entered the room. In his hand, almost as if he’d forgotten it was there, was box of tampons and his eyes were looking around the kitchen for something of interest.

“Goddamn it, Vision” Natasha walked out with a towel around her and snatched the box from his hand before thanking him and walking back off to her and Bruce’s room.

Hermione noted the look of surprise on his face, it was very subtle and only really in his eyes but she saw it. He looked back around the kitchen and looked at the table they were all sitting around. Pietro muttered something that sounded a bit unfriendly and stood up with his empty plate before disappearing with his usual wind. Vision looked around and then put his hand to his stomach with a confused expression before looking at Hermione again. He walked over to the table and offered a smile to Hermione who returned it. She was just thinking that maybe she’d been wrong about her assumption that he was only one step above an animal when he reached over and pulled her hair up straight causing her to stand.

“Ow” She snapped hitting his arm away “Get away from me!”

“He doesn’t understand…” Tony said from the entrance to the kitchen.

“He’s a robot, right?” Hermione asked, slapping his hand away from her hair, her face, her shirt and most importantly her wand which had suddenly caught his attention “He has artificial intelligence?”

“Yes” Tony said walking in to the room “He’ll learn…”

“Not without someone teaching him” Hermione snapped “He’s a bloody heathen!” She slapped his hand away from her wand, she must have hurt or maybe just startled him because he pulled his hand away and put it against his stomach and looked at her with a guarded sort of look.

“Don’t even think about it, Vision” Tony said and the Android turned to look at him before he wandered off in another direction. Hermione shook her head and walked off to go get a book to read until she knew what was going to happen that day.

“What was he going to do?” Bruce asked as she walked away and Hermione stopped to hear the answer.

“Use the mind stone on her” Tony answered “And with her shitty, know-it-all attitude I was tempted to let him zap her”

“She’s got a point though” Bruce said leaning back slightly “Vision is a bit of a menace. I mean, he stole Tasha’s tampons this morning…she was not amused”

“He doesn’t…”Tony started.

“He was in Hermione’s bras last night, Stark…did you ever stop to think about what could happen if he goes in to public and does something like that?!” Banner asked him “He could get in to loads of trouble and the government is already weary about him because he was ‘Ultron’s’ vision”

“People really shouldn’t be holding their bras out for all to see” Tony joked.

“Banner’s got a point though” Steve said walking in with a cup of coffee “I caught him last week about three inches from putting his hand on Wanda’s rear end…he doesn’t understand that he can’t do that to people”

“Did you explain to him why he couldn’t do that?” Bruce asked while Tony chuckled.

“I told him that we didn’t treat women like objects and then let him go” Steve explained.

Hermione shook her head and turned and made her way back to her bedroom to shower and get dressed in her shorts and tank top. She bounced over to Wanda’s room and plopped on the other girls bed, she tapped her forehead over and over again until there were green eyes looking at her and then they both laughed. It was amazing to think that Hermione was getting along with her so well, she usually didn’t get along with women and definitely not with strangers but Wanda was awesome.

“So I heard that Vision tried to grab your ass a few days ago” Hermione said with a grin “You should have smacked him”

“He doesn’t understand…” Wanda started.

“Oh my gods!” Hermione stood and looked at her cousin in wonder “Teach him then. Smack him or use your magic on him or something, he’s a robot or Android or whatever he is…he’s not stupid he just lacks the general…ability to understand what is right and what is wrong”

“Then you teach him” Wanda challenged “You do it. Be our miracle worker and make a gentlemen out of our Android”

“He doesn’t have to be a gentlemen” Hermione said “Merely…er…”

“Human?” Wanda grinned. An owl flew through the window and dropped a letter on Hermione’s lap, Wanda gave her a few minutes to read it while she hopped in the shower and got ready.

Dear Hermione-

I miss you so much. Harry and Ron are exhausting and I don’t know how you did this for as long as you did! You should come home and take the reins again, Ronald had his nose broken by Draco because he decided to bad mouth Lucius Malfoy. Harry is never home because of the Auror training and when he is home all he wants to do is eat and have sex.

Oh, Hermione I find myself in such a tight spot. You see, I’ve fallen out of love with Harry, I can’t stop thinking about Draco and now that he’s single…oh, Hermione what do I do? Should I break up with Harry and ask Draco out or should I leave well-enough alone? I need you here, I can’t ask Luna for advice because she would say something about wrackspurts or some odd shit like that and Lavender and Parvati are…insane when it comes to the opposite sex, still that is.

Anyway, I know that you are likely having more fun than I am babysitting the morons. You said this morning that you found a strange man in your room, was he at least good looking have big muscles? You should take a picture of all the people you live with now so I can see all the guys that you are bound to write about because let’s face it, Mione…you are a complete babe and won’t be single for long. I should go, I think Harry’s trying to cook and he still can’t figure out cooking charms and will likely set the bloody house on fire.

Write back soon and please, please…PLEASE send some photo’s to your bored and horny friend back home.

With love,

Ginny

Hermione snorted to herself and was about to summon some paper to herself to write back to Ginny and tell her that she was mental for wanting pictures but someone walking in to the room caught her attention. She saw Vision look around the room before walking over to Wanda’s dresser and start to open it. She sighed and walked over and slapped his hand away, he turned his head towards her and tilted it slightly as if he were asking her why she’d done that. She shut the drawer and grabbed his wrist and pulled him away and towards the door trying, unsuccessfully, to shove him in to the hallway. When he refused to be moved she stopped and looked at him with a frustrated sigh and frowned.

“You can’t just come in and take stuff” She snapped at him “It’s not right”

“What do you mean?” He asked “It’s just stuff, isn’t it?”

“Yes” She answered “But it’s someone’s personal stuff…is that yours?” She motioned to Thor’s hammer in his right hand, which he looked at with a small amount of surprise like he didn’t realize he still had it.

“It is Thor’s” He answered “But it was in the front room”

“But it’s his” Hermione pointed out “Not yours and you had no right to take it. Let’s bring it back to the living room and put it where you found it”

“Why?” He asked.

“Because that’s the right thing to do” Hermione said as she led the way to the living room with the curious Vision following behind her. Stark, Steve and Thor were standing in the kitchen watching as Hermione led the Android in and asking him where he found the hammer, Vision pointed but made no move to put the hammer down he merely looked at her.

“Put it down” She ordered and when he stood there she let out a sound like a growl and snatched the hammer from his grip. The three men gasped when she didn’t immediately drop it and not be able to pick it up again, instead she sagged greatly under the weight but managed to put it on the table that it sat on before “Bloody hell, that thing is disgustingly heavy…you guys make it look so light”

“Can I touch this?” Vision asked and pointed to her bag.

“Do you like to read?” She asked and he nodded slightly “I’ve got a book for you then” Hermione stuck her entire arm in to her little beaded bag and pulled out a book “It’s about the school I attended but it’ll do…it’ll occupy your mind” She looked to the side and found him reaching in to the purse she’d just dropped in the chair “Don’t touch that!”

“Why?” He asked her simply.

“Would you like me to go in to your room and take your stuff?” She asked him.

“Stuff?” He repeated “I don’t have stuff”

“Read” She handed him the book and pushed him on to the couch. When she was sure that he was indeed reading Hogwarts: A History, she reached in to her bag again and pulled out a book on Psychology and sat down near him, facing him, to read.

An hour later and Hermione was pretty sure that she knew what the problem was with him. She made sure that Vision had another book in front of him before she got up and walked in to the kitchen where all the other Avengers were gathered. They looked at her and she shook her head before sitting down at the table to looking from one person to the other before looking at Stark and pursing her lips together.

“Who is responsible for Vision’s existence?” She asked calmly.

“Err” Banner said “I guess that would be me and Stark”

“Then I am ashamed of you” Hermione said evenly and the others chuckled “All of you” That shut them up “He walks around like an animal and just takes things at will and do you know why he does that?”

“No” Wanda said.

“Because” She answered “He has no stuff of his own. He doesn’t understand the importance of personal things or space because he doesn’t have that”

“Why are you angry?” Stark asked.

“You are treating him like a pet and not a person” Hermione said “You give him a room and a place to live but not books or anything to actually occupy his mind and educate him on the more mundane things in life. You use him to save the world and then forget about him when it’s over, you might as well hang him in a closet next to your super suits!”

“We don’t treat him like that!” Stark snapped at her moving closer.

“Oh really?!” She stood up to try to match his height, not even close, but she attempted to anyway “Go to his room, I’ve seen it, there is a bed and a dresser. There’s nothing in the closet, nothing in the dresser and short of a thin blanket and a pillow, there’s nothing on the bed…animals get treated better!”

“Don’t tell me how to treat my Android!” Stark shouted “I can treat him however I want”

“You should treat him like a human” Hermione glared at him “He is living, breathing, talking and is alive…you have to treat him better than you do!”

“You don’t get to tell me how to do anything, little girl” Stark snarled at her. He didn’t dislike her at all, she was intelligent and he was sure that she was powerful but she’d been in his home for about twenty-four hours and was telling him what to do with things he owned. He stood over her and glared at her, getting ready to give her a little nudge towards the door when suddenly he was pushed back against his counter. It took him a minute to get his bearings and he was getting ready to make a comment about her use of magic but when he looked up he realized that she didn’t have her wand out. Vision, however, was standing there with his hand out and a strange look on his face.

“What is going on?” He asked.

“I’m trying to help you” Hermione said “You do want me to help you be more human, right?” She smiled encouragingly at him and he felt something in his stomach flutter, it bothered him a little.

“Yes” He answered.

A/N: Now I know that Visions an android but I am making him more human…like eating, feeling though he doesn’t understand actual feelings. That’s why Hermione is there…to help him.

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