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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold	By : SlytherinPrincess28 Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > General - Misc Views: 818 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter or Buffy. Buffy is owned by Joss Whedon and Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. I am making no money off this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Prologue: Halloween 1981
- 2-Ten Years Later: July 1991
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“Harry, Neville come down for breakfast. Your letters will be here shortly. We also have to go see your Aunt Petunia today.” Lily hollered up the stairs at the two boys.
“But mom, you promised we could go to Diagon Alley the day we got our letters.” Harry was groaning as the two boys walked into the breakfast nook.
“We will, but we did promise to go see your aunt in Azkaban and your Uncle in the spell damage ward at St. Mungos.” Lily looked over at Harry and Neville.
“Awww, mom do we have too. You know she never treats us right. She thinks we’re freaks.” Harry and Neville had sat down at the table for breakfast. “I can’t wait to get our letters. I wonder what house we’ll be in?”
“I don’t now but I’m hoping not Slytherin. I don’t want to be in the bad house.” Neville was just as excited as Harry was.
“Why boys we all know that you’ll be Gryffindors just like your Uncle Remus, James and I were.” Sirius had come into the kitchen. He was rubbing his head.
“Uncle Padfoot YAY! Are you going with us today to Diagon Alley? Can we hang with you and Uncle Moony, instead of going to see Aunt Petunia?” Harry was getting ahead of himself.
“Yes, we are going shopping with you, but sorry pup you have to go see your Aunt as well. We’ll be there with you, but we need to go see your Aunt. It’s almost the anniversary of what happened. She needs us there for support. “Sirius hated to burst Harry’s bubble, but he had to do it. “We’ll take you boys to get Ice Cream at Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlor afterwards. Be thinking of what kind of flavors you want.”
“Ok Uncle Sirius we understand.” Neville spoke up for Harry. “We’ll keep ice cream flavors in mind.”
“There’s a good boy. Eat up now and we’ll get ready to go. It’s later that we’ll celebrate a doub;e birthday for both of you.” Remus came into the kitchen at Potter Manor and replied for Sirius.
Soon enough the Owl carrying the Hogwarts letters arrived. Both were addressed pretty much the same way except for the names.
Harry Potter
2^nd biggest bedroom
Potter manor
Godric’s Hollow West County
Neville’s was addressed similarly.
Neville Longbottom
3^rd Biggest bedroom
Potter Manor
Godric’s Hollow West county
Once the two two boys opened up their letters they read the same.
Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore (order of Merlin, First class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)
Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins 1^st of September. We await your owl no later then the 31^st of July.
Yours Sincerely
Minerva Mcgonagall
Deputy Headmistress
After they read their letters, they found the second sheet which had a list of everything they would need to buy.
Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Uniform
First year students will require:
1. Three sets of plain work robes (black)
2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
4. One winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)
Please note that all pupils clothes should carry name tags.

Course books
All students should have a copy of each of the following:
The standard book of spells (grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk
A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling
A Beginners Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore
Magical Drafts and Potions By Arsenius Jigger
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them by Newt Scamander
The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble

Other Equipment
1 wand
1cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)
1 set glass or crystal phials
1 telescope
1 set brass scales
Students may also bring, if they desire, an owl or a cat, or a toad. PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS.
Sincerely Yours,
Lucinda Thomsonicle-Pocus
Chief Attendant of Witchcraft Provisions

“Well boys it seems like we’ll need to owl the school today and let them know you’ll be in attendance. Grab your letters and we’ll be off to Diagon Alley to get your school supplies.” Alice was excited for the boys.

“Ok Aunt Alice. We’ll run and get dressed and be back down in a few minutes.” Harry pushed back from the table and waited til Neville followed him.

After they had gotten dressed and came back down stairs, they went over to the fireplace. Everyone would be flooing to The Leaky Cauldron before entering Diagon Alley. Harry grabbed a pinch of floo powder and followed Sirius through. Both were waiting on the other side for when the rest of their party came through.

Once everyone had come through the floo, Lily and James dropped some change off at the bar for Tom. “Thanks for letting us use your floo Tom. We’ll be back through later one.” James made sure to thank Tom for his hospitality.

“Welcome, have a good day Mr. Potter.” Tom was cleaning the glasses behind the bar when he grunted out a reply.

Lily and James took the boys out the back of the bar. Stepping out the door into a court yard Harry and Neville saw a brick wall. They wondered if their parents had taken them to the right spot.

“Ummm I thought we were going to Diagon Alley?” Harry had asked exactly what Neville was wondering as well.

“Shhhh boys I have to concentrate to open the wall for us.” Sirius shushed the boys. “Now what was it? I think it was three bricks up and two across three times or was it four times.” Sirius was mumbling to his self. He pulled out his wand and tapped the correct brick which opened up a wonderous world to both boys.

They looked around taking everything in. Since they had been in hiding for ten years they had never been to Diagon Alley before. Walking through the archway that had formed Neville and Harry were in complete awe about everything they saw.

*~*~*~*~*~*~Back at Hogwarts~*~*~*~*~*~*
Dumbledore was writing a letter to Giles. He had a slayer and figured out that somehow Voldemort would come back. When Voldemort came back a slayer would be very useful to have around the castle. Dumbledore knew from what had happened to the Dursley’s that some supernatural force was at work and they were working for Voldemort. Most of his death eaters had been imprisoned but the one’s that weren’t had gone into hiding. Dumbledore however had his own personal spy within Voldemort’s ranks that reported back to him on everything that had gone on and would go on. Finishing up the letter to Giles, he sent it off with Fawkes his Phoenix.
*~*~*~*~*~*~Back In Diagon Alley~*~*~*~*~*~*
There were so many different shops that lined the streets. Harry and Neville didn’t quite know where they wanted to go first. Eventually they figured out that they wanted to get their wands first.

“Mom can we go to Ollivander’s first?” Harry was jumping up and down in excitement.

“Yes, but first we need to go to Gringotts to get you all set up with an account. After that we can get your wands and shopping done. When all done with that we have to go see your Aunt and Uncle. We promised we’d see them before you go off to school. Like Sirius sad this morning, it’s almost the Anniversary of what happened ten years ago.” Lily nodded at Harry’s question.

Harry and Neville didn’t really want to go to Gringotts to set up their accounts. They also didn’t want to go visit an insane muggle in St. Mungos, nor did they want anything to do with Petunia. She hated Harry after what had happened on that Halloween night ten years ago.

Soon enough they came upon a big white marble building situated in the middle of Diagon Alley. The boys looked over the building. It was definitely grander then they had imagined. Entering through the double glasses doors they saw a ton of Goblins sitting behind desks.

“We must have proof of your son’s that they are your sons.” The Goblin behind the desk looked down at the Potter’s and Longbottom’s.

“We haven’t got their wands yet, but here are the keys to our vaults. We would like 1,000 gallons transferred out of our main accounts into theirs each month.” James held up the keys to the Potter’s vault and Frank held up the keys to the Longbottom’s vault.

“Yes sirs. We can do that. Would you like to visit your vaults today?” Slierzot smiled at the Potter’s and Longbottom’s showing his sharp teeth.
“Yes as a matter of fact. We do need to visit our vaults. Come along boys.” Frank took both boys and followed James and Slierzot to the cart.

Getting in the cart it was kinda cramped because it was so tiny and there were five of them in there. First stop was the Longbottom Vault. It was a level above the Potter’s vault. The cart ride to get there though was ify. The cart rattled along the tracks at a fast pace and they eventually had to go through a waterfall called the Thief’s down fall.

Once they stopped at the Longbottom vault Frank got out and swiped multiple gallons off the shelves into a leather pouch. Soon enough he hopped back into the cart to go on to the Potter’s vault. Going down one more level they reached the Potter’s vault. The goblin had to use the key and run his finger down the vault door to get it open. Once the door was open James grabbed Harry and they both went into the vault. While James grabbed a ton of gallons, and knuts along with sickles off the shelves and into a leather pouch, Harry was looking around the vault.

“One day son this will all be yours. All the money, property, and jewels will belong to you after your mother and I pass on. We’re hoping that won’t be for a very long time, but it will all belong to you when we do. Let’s get out of here and go send your owls up to the school.” James ushered Harry out of the vault and back into the cart.

The ride back to the surface was just as eventful as the ride down. The cart wobbled all over the place and eventually it spit the Longbottom’s and Potter’s back out at the surface. “Thank you for your patronage. The young master’s vaults have been set up. Here are the keys. Everytime they come on they must have their key or their card. If they make a purchase all the stores need is the card.” Slierzot showed his pointy teeth.

“Yes, yes we know the procedure. We will be going now. Thank you Slierzot for your help today.” James and Frank nodded their heads at the goblin.

Leaving the bank they picked up the rest of their party. They then went to send the boys acceptance letters to Hogwarts. After the stop at the Owlery they went on down the street to Ollivanders. Harry was the first one to get his wand. After trying several wands n a row and almost blowing the shop up. The wand that finally chose Harry was a holly wand with a phoenix feather as it’s core. It was 11 inches long. When he tried that wand a warmth spread through his fingertips. Once Harry’s wand ad been settled Neville got his wand. They paid and left the shop to finish up buying their school supplies.

Eventually they had to call one of the Potter’s house elves to help them out. They made that mistake in front of an uppity muggleborn girl who clearly didn’t understand what house elves were made for. “Slinky!” At James command an elf showed up in the middle of the street. “Take these bags and once you get them home sort them and put them in the correct places. One set goes in Neville’s room and the other set goes in Harry’s room.”

“Yes master. Slinky does as she’s ordered.” The elf snapped her fingers and she disappeared along with the bags except the boys wands. They needed those for their trip to the prison and the hospital later.

Working their way down the street they worked their way to the ministry. Once there they went on to apparate to Azkaban. James and Frank each grabbed onto one of the boys and side along apparated them. Harry hated the Island Azkaban was located on. It was so dark all of the time. All of the gloom and doom from the raging sea and the mist made the island worse then it seemed. Harry didn’t know Petunia could live in these conditions and he was thankful that he would never have to live in a place like this. The cells opened up to the sea with bars onthe windows and bars on the door.

An auror showed up and lead everyone up to level 5. For some reason Petunia was being kept on the same level as the worst death eaters. She hadn’t gone crazy yet like Bellatrix but it wouldn’t be long now. Harry could see that his aunt Petunia was losing it.

“Petunia you have visitors. Wake the fuck up.”The auror beat on the door to Petunia’s cell.

“I’m awake.”Petunia looked over at the door. Her mood turned even more sour when she saw Lily and her family. “Why the fuck did you bring the rest of the fucking freaks with you? And why did you bring him?” She looked straight at Harry. “He’s the reason I don’t have a son anymore. He was the one that monster came for that night. He needs to die. If I can’t have a son neither should you.” Petunia was getting worked up. It wasn’t long before she lunged at Harry and tried to strangle him. If they weren’t careful they would force her to go nuts. The dementors werealready working on her that’s for sure.

“Petunia how can you say such things? It wasn’t Harry’s fault.We’re sorry about Vernon and Dudley but none of that was Harry’s fault. He was just a baby.” Lily was almost in tears. This was her sister who hated her son for something he couldn’t even help.

“Just a baby, just a baby. No Lily he was what that thing was after. I should have let him kill Harry, but no I stood in the way and had to watch my husband go insane after some bitch sticks her fingers in his head and I had to watch my baby boy my only baby boy die because of that same bitch. I won’t rest until he’s gone from this world, like my Diddikins.” Petunia was sobbing and shouting at Lily. She was pointing fingers at Harry who was slinking back into the corner of the room. “Get the fuck out of my site and my cell. Just get the fuck away from me. I don’t want to see you again and I sure don’t want to see that reminder that my son is dead. If it wasn’t for him Dudley would alive. Now get the fuck out of my cell. I never want you to visit again.” Petunia was outraged as she threw them out of her cell.

Lily left in tears. “Ok we’ll go but you’ll always be my sister.” Lily turned around and everyone left Petunia to her thoughts.

After they left the Island they made their way to St. Mungos. Once there, they made their way to the fourth floor. They were looking for the spell damage ward. When Vernon had come in that night in 1981 the healers didn’t know where to put him. They weren’t quite sure what had happened. All they knew was that he had been mumbling something about a key. He was still mumbling about a key to this day.

“The key, must find the key. Where is the key?” Vernon was off his rocker today like normal. It seems that the healers either haven’t given Vernon went crazy.

“Vernon, Vernon it’s Lily! We’ve come to visit you. How are you doing?” Lily tried to talk to Vernon, but it didn’t work.

“Must find the key,” Vernon didn’t understand anything unless it was about a key.

“What key Vernon? There is no key. You’re in the hospital. You’ve been in the hospital for ten years. You have to get better. You have to stop mumbling about a blasted key that doesn’t exist.” Lily couldn’t stand to see any of her family like this, no matter how much she didn’t like them. “James let’s go. There’s nothing of Vernon left. He just mumbles about a blasted key. I can’t take much more of this.” Lily was almost in tears again.

They all left Vernon to mumble about his key that he was looking for. After leaving St. Mungos they went down the street to the Ice Cream Parlor. Sirius had to collect on his promise of taking the boys to get ice cream. Walking up to the counter at Florean Fortescue’s Sirius asked the boys what flavor ice cream they wanted. “So boys what flavor ice cream suits your fancy today?”

Harry and Neville looked over the ice cream flavors and decided what they wanted. Harry ordered chocolate peppermint humbug flavored ice cream and Neville ordered a sticky toffee flavor. They never ordered any toppings. As soon as Sirius paid they both ate their ice creams and enjoyed every last bite.

A/N: I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. It’s a little longer then the last one but I personally think it’s worth it. Remember leave a comment. Next up is possibly a birthday part and then train ride to Hogwarts.
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