Handkerchief | By : indivisible_soup Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Ron Views: 5629 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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"Oh, hi," said Ron as Harry barged in into his tiny office. "Wanted something?"
Harry sat down on a small stool beside Ron's L-shaped desk and presented him a small red jar with perforations on its lid. "What's this?"
"It's not funny anymore! How long are you going to keep doing this? This joke got stale after... When was it? More than 4 months now! One... Confession and I'm an expert sniffler or something?"
"It's for work."
"Right. And the blueberry jam last time was also for work. And a toothpaste before that too, right?"
Harry grinned pushing the jar towards Ron a little.
Ron rolled his eyes sighing in defeat. He leaned forward and took a sniff, and another, his nose wrinkled, eyebrows furrowed. A second later his eyes went wide with realization and he straightened up in his chair. "No, you did not!"
"Huh?" Harry said innocently.
"Don't tell me it's what I think it is!"
"I dunno... What do you think it is? I caaame here for your expert advice after all."
Ron looked at him daggers. "I can't believe you brought your cum here and actually made me smell it! Have you gone completely mad?"
Harry shrugged grinning and took the jar off the table. "Relax. You're taking it far too seriously."
"No, it's you who's way out of boundaries!"
Harry waved his hand dismissively. "Talking as if we aren't best mates but just coworkers."
"No, it's you who's acting like... Like... I've no idea who or what to compare you to!"
"Oh, calm down... So, your verdict?"
"My what? I've said already - it's semen. Presumably yours?"
Harry nodded with another grin. "No, I meant - did you like the smell?" Ron gritted his teeth and without a word pointed at the door. "Mmm... The door?" said Harry feigning confusion.
"OUT!" Ron barked.
Ron sighed into his hands as he was left alone. After a minute straightened up and forced himself to return to the report.
Twenty minutes later Harry's 'joke' already left his thoughts as he stood up to stretch, and then he noticed it - on the stool was Harry's red jar.
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