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Chapter List
- 1-The Boy Who Will Fuck
- 2-The TownSlut
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Chapter 2: The TownSlut
McGonagall: AlleySlut? Well many people call me by many names, but my name is Minerva McGonagall.

Taking Dumbledore into limelight said:

McGonagall: And he is Professor Albus Dumbledore, Principal of Hogwarts: A School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Vernon stood up with the help of Petunia and started screaming on them:

Mr. Dursley: But why the hell are you two continuously chasing me down?
McGonagall: We aren't chasing you, we wanted to meet you to have a talk.
Mr. Dursley: Where? In alley?
McGonagall: You have it all wrong mister. I was asking the boy the address of your house. But he thought of me as a slut hired by you, so he wasn't opening his mouth until I opened mine. As soon as he leaked cum in my mouth, he leaked the address too. However, coincidentally you were present at that time, so we thought of meeting you right there, but you ran away.
Vernon: See honey, what are they sa-- Honey, what happened?

Petunia's mind went blank seeing two strangers in their house, remembering some similar strangers of her past.

"Really? Where is mine?"
*Door banging sound*
"If you can, why can't I, you whore?"
Glurp Glurp(ragefully)

Some old sounds echoes through her mind as she heard someone calling her "Petunia, Petunia", it was Vernon. She was beck to present, "Yes, I am listening". Petunia asked:

Petunia: Why such a sudden meeting?
Dumbledore forwarded and showed them the boy in his hand saying:
Dumbledore: He is Harry Potter, son of your sister Lily.

Before Petunia can say anything, he said:

Dumbledore: Both of them died. James and Lily got killed.

All of them stood silent for a second hearing this, suddenly the silence got broken by Vernon:

Vernon: So what, it's not a matter of our concern. I am not here to take care of a run-away slut's son.

Petunia joined him:

Petunia: Yes, I hate both my sister and his foolish husband. It's good that they are not here anymore. But I can't take this child.
Dumbledore: He has no one else in this world.
Petunia: Is that my fault?

McGonagall came forward and said:

McGonagall: How about you boys go upstairs, I wanna have talk with you, personally.

Vernon opposed it at first, but Dumbledore put his one hand over his shoulder, for some reason he felt it's better to be going upstairs for now.
Both women went inside their main hall and McGonagall sat on the sofa there making a creak sound, Petunia sat in the beside sofa chair. McGonagall opened the tie of her robe and finally her big boobs pairs got released and hung from her chest after a little swing.

McGonagall: Since no boys are here, so I hope it is fine. You can make yourself comfortable too, if you want.

But Petunia didn't do anything.

McGonagall: So I should better start. Petunia, I want you to take care of Harry.
Petunia: And I already told you I won't do it.
McGonagall: I think you won't understand so easily. Lemme tell you a story:
"Once upon a time, two towns across from here, there was a white family, Evans Family. The couple had two daughters: an elder and a little one. The elder one became 18 years, joined college and her whore arc began. As soon as she joined college, her skirt length got only smaller and smaller day by day, from below knees told just below her panty, if ahe wore any and top, became more and more tight and just a formality, as her braless boobs were anyway a showpiece for everyone. She made a senior boyfriend and her virginity got taken by him. Even before joining college, she had experience with big and large dildos, but she soon understood that a real cock was something more interesting. They fucked each other whenever they had time, anytime, anywhere, starting from classroom to corridor and thus became a hot topic of discussion.
Everyone's eyes were on her and she understood in a month that, she wasn't born to make boyfriends but customers. So she cheated on her boyfriend, and got fucked by his boyfriend's brother, who was her classmate. Soon she became a plaything for her classmates, then department and soon the whole college. Her videos started getting viral and posted in college groups, online and even porn sites, such as fucking in corridor, sucking juniors in bathroom, drinking piss of janitor, even freshers and farewell gangbang etc., but she didn't bother about these. Teachers started complaining of her, so she sucked all the teachers and principal. She first did it to pass the first semester and passed with a decent grade, later she didn't even focus on classes or grades, her full focus went on to cocks.
But soon she realized that only popularity within college boundaries was quite boring, so she went out full and focused on becoming her town's whore. She used to roam in late nights then, and seducing boys and uncles, she used to get fucked by them in some dark alley or in their home. But with time, she became more and more shameless and started fucking in public street in daylight in front of everyone, which helped her made more and more customers in line. Her newer videos went so viral that the town sticked her posters phone number with writing "every service available for free". The amount of her face used to get facial, her posters too got the same tribute.
Her father and mother couldn't get out of house as everyone knew it was their daughter, even their relatives shared her sex tapes multiple times to them to humiliate. They scolded her and criticized for her actions, but it effected the opposite, now she started taking daily random boys at home, sometimes even multiple, for nights and got fucked by them in her room as her moans reaching her parents room breaking their sleep. They didn't tell her anything anymore as it would only make matters worse.
She had a little sister, and she everyday watched her sister getting fucked by random people. As the elder sister grew upto to a 21 year old whore eating cum and drinking piss of random strangers on street, her little sister turned 19 years.
One fine day, after fucking whole night, she woke up late on her sister's 19th birthday. She was completely naked walking towards main hall as she heard a man and a woman's voice, other than her parents. She went there and saw her parents sitting with her sister sitting in between them and opposite to them two strangers wearing weird robes and cloaks and a letter was on the table. She took the glass, poured water and drank in that naked way, but the two didn't seem to be judging at all, it was very first ever time to such a thing to happen.
The man started:
Man: Hello sir and madam, I know it must have been quite weird to receive such a letter, but I assure you this is no prank, and 100% real. We are from Wizarding World.
The elder sister turned her head left to overhear them.
Man: In Wizarding World we have a school of magic named Hogwarts. It's a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Your little daughter is a witch, and we are here for her acceptance in our school.
The elder sister's eyes got big hearing these, she never thought these to be real.
Woman: But maam, now what we are going to say might be a bit uncomfortable but please hear. We in Hogwarts, teach magic via lust and sexual power and sexual activities.
The parents looked at each other and the elder sister got more and more excited about this.
Woman: Please listen maam. It's nothing wrong and also very common for the Wizarding World. We in Wizarding World give importance to whores, sluts as much as anyone for their contribution to pleasure to normal people as well as most tax paying job. But... But sir, it is not necessary at all to become one, you have many more such successful professions and we guarantee to have her a work after graduating. But we just want to make sure you know our teaching procedures. It's given in our magical syllabi and we encourage to learn through sexual power as that's the most effective way of learning magic.
The elder sister came forward and suddenly said:
Elder sis: Really? That's amazing. Where is mine?
Man: I didn't understand miss what did you say
Elder sis: You have her admission letter, you must have carried mine too. Give me that.
Woman: Sorry girl, but we don't have any for you
Elder sis(angry) : What do you mean? I am a better candidate than her.
Man: I can see that but we are deeply regretting to tell you that you are not a witch, so you will never be able to learn magic.
Elder sis became so angry, she kicked the door of the house and went out naked giving a final angry look at her little sis. The first customer she found, she started sucking him hard in front of their house gate but when none of them came out, she became more angry and went away for her daily work.
The parents arranged a party for their little daughter's 19th birthday and it was also a celebration among them, for her selection in Hogwarts. They already accepted it, since their elder daughter isn't gonna do anything, at least they should let her little daughter do what she want. Everyone was enjoying the party, suddenly the elder sis came back naked face filled with cum and body showered in piss.
Elder sis: What happened? Continue celebration...
She started singing:
"Happy Birthday you whore"
"Happy Birthday you slut''
"May God fill you life with cocks, happy birthday to you"
She took the cake and threw it on her little sister's face. Seeing everyone's disappointed faces, she ran to her room, and soon her little sister entered.
Little sis: I am sorry sis. I know you are angry on me
Elder sis: Go away
Little sis: But why are you angry on me?
Elder sis: You wanna know. Because you will be sucking cocks and fucking dicks all around that crappy world and making good impressions and I will always be criticized as a whore here. That's not fair. If you can do that, why can't I?
Little sister crying went out of her room. Finally the day came for her school going. She enter her elder sister's room and saw her sleeping. She went inside and said to her sleeping sis:
Little sis: I am going
She bent forward and kissed her cum covered cheek. She saw a black dildo lying beside, she slowly took it, put it in her bag and ran. When all of them went out to station, only a crying hissing could be heard at home.
Year by years, it kept on going like these. Her sister keep on training on becoming an official whore, so she couldn't be any less. Soon she started taking offers from underground gangsters and criminals for their private parties and all. She became their biggest entertainment source via her stripper dance, sucking many cocks together in mouth, bukkake and soon one of the gangster,she doesn't even remember the face, took her anal virginity, after that her asshole always itches and she started taking multiple cocks in ass too making her an anal whore. In no time, she became known as"The Sluttiest Whore of Town" and just kept on improving. She now hardly ever spent time at home, she could mostly be found in some other colony, alley or even on highway.
It was the starting of her little sister's final year. The elder sis came home drunk and naked and as she entered she fell on the floor. Her parents somehow took her inside, her father said:
Father: Enough girl, you had enough with your life. When will you be serious, huh? Your sister will be graduating next year, in between that I want you to get married.
She started laughing:
Elder sis: Which cuck is gonna marry me? Hahaha... You know one dick will never be enough for me
And she felt a tight slap on her face from her mother. They never did anything like this, but today was different. She stood up and screamed:
Elder sis: Your little daughter could be doing the same thing and when I do, I am a disgrace, why such partiality? I HATE YOU BOTH
She in one run went out of the house, met the dealer and took another party for the night. High drunk on drinks and cock, she came back home at night, entered.
Elder sis: Mom? I am hungry...
No response, it was an awkward silent. The whole house seemed dim, and a feary environment. She ran inside the main hall, and her feet stumbled into the deadbody of her father and mother with a poison bottle beside. The neighbours didn't care about them anymore, so they didn't even notice anything anymore. The police could be coming anytime, taking a few clothes and wearing one, she ran away from the house and came in this town. She had no money, so she took lift from many and ride them to pay them back. Finally after reaching here, she had no job, the only job she knew was blowjob. She started becoming a whore here too, but this time she didn't reveal her identity and did everything from shadows to earn a little bit of money.
She once went to a party, and thought she could be having some rich customers for the night and earn a few extra money. She was sitting by the bar, then a fat man sat beside her. Their eyes met, soon they both ended up in bathroom. He had a small dick, but all she cared was money. She sucked him and it was easy to make him cum. After sucking, she waited for money and he took out his costly phone and said:
Rich Man: How about a date tomorrow?
She didn't understand what to do, she didn't phone, as she left everything away. She told him she had no phone, but she can meet him the next day at a restaurant. They agreed, and the next day they met. She understood the guy was preety rich as he gave all money of the bill like it was nothing. Then after coming out, he said:
Rich man: Hey, I wanna marry you. Most of the girls coming to the club are whores, but you aren't, I am happy. You ever had any boyfriend?
She thought back to her life and said, "No"
Rich man: Perfect. I don't have any family. My parents died in oldage and now I am alone and unmarried. Will you marry me?
She knew she had to work hard now to even earn a single penny and with a simple marriage she can get everything she want. She thought now it was time to get settled and said, "I also have no family, my parents died. We can start a new family"
Rich man became so fucking happy, she took her to his home in Privet Drive and in no time she became naked on his bed. They started fucking, although she hardly felt anything, she faked her orgasm and at the end he asked:
Rich man: Don't mind, how your parents died.
She faked her cry and said, " My little sister became a whore and due to that my parents took poison. I hate her the most."
Consoling her, and hating on that unknown person, they married and kept on living a happy life."

Throughout the story, Petunia was looking in the ground. As the story ended, McGonagall said:

McGonagall: How's the story? Btw, does the story somehow seems familiar, Petunia Evans Dursley?

Petunia looked at her angry and said:

Petunia: I don't know what you are talking about.
McGonagall: You won't agree, huh? Wait!!

McGonagall put her hand in the inside pocket of her robe and put out a few pictures.

McGonagall: Now you might remember something.

And seeing the pics many events of her past kept on reflecting in her mind.

McGonagall: This one, starting of your college life, right? Your figure has quite grown, I should say, thanks to your customers. Sucking cocks in between class, quite daring.

Putting down the pic, she took another one in hand:

McGonagall: Next one, Gangbang in freshers? Quite fun and unique huh? Just look at the amount of cocks inside you, uff makes me jealous.

McGonagall: Next one, in principal's office, under principal's desk and cock. Is that cum or spit on your face? Who cares, it's enough to know that you were his personal slut. Cum drooling from lips, with his cock shoved in your mouth.
McGonagall: Oh you joined "Black Lives Matter" ralley too, uff that BNWO panty and completely naked on road. It must be the rally leader in your ass with all his associates in mouth and pussy. I heard after using your holes, the blacks threw you on the road and you weren't even able to walk and it was already night, so later you got used by cops too in their patroling hour. Ohh as much as I know, you even made a BNWO Club in college and insisted on every girl on taking only BBC and reject whites. Well what can I say except "Karma is a Bitch".

McGonagall: And finally...

She took out a magazine:

McGonagall: "The Sluttiest Town Whore" magazine featuring your works of your whole life. Uff... What amazing pictures, should be covered in porn magazines.
Petunia: Where did you get those?
McGonagall: Some from your old customers like Old Principal, your friends, boyfriends. They haven't forgotten you Petunia, they still have these with them. The whole town still remembers you, with your old posters, magazine in every shop and if you search enough you would see some of your old pics and videos in some porn sites still.

Petunia grabbed those pics and tore down in pieces in one go.

Petunia: What will you do now bitch?

Minerva took her wand out, flicked it a little and all of them got back to their own shape in tact.

Minerva: Doesn't matter whether you tear, burn or flush I will have them resurrected back. Even if you eat, I will have them outta your ass if needed.
Petunia (crying) : Why do you want to destroy my happy life. I didn't cheat on him. After our marriage, I never looked at anyone again, I remained loyal to him
McGonagall: And I appreciate that. I myself have done these after marriage haha.. Old days... Forget those... Btw what story did you tell your husband about Lily and James that he hates them so much? I heard you two sisters met too.
Petunia: After a few months of our marriage I was pregnant, we went for shopping and in mall, we met. I didn't want to, but she came towards me with his husband James Potter. She came and said, ''Sister, you here? See I am pregnant and we already thought the name of the children: Harry Potter." Vernon was beside me and said, "We don't care about slut's kids". James got angry, he took out his wand and pointed it towards Vernon, it felt like Vernon was getting choked. Lily stopped him, she gave me the key to our old house as she lived with James them. We too came back home, and Vernon said, ''What the hell was that?" I told him, "Lily is a witch, she went to Wizarding World and became a whore. If I had told you these before, you would have thought I have become mad, but it's true." Vernon's next words were, "Enough, from now on no one will even have the word " Magic'' in their lips. And no one should know about these, it would bring only shame to our family."

McGonagall: Petunia, I know you were angry on your sister. But you should not take the anger out on your nephew. Now tell me, will you take care of him?
Petunia: Never
McGonagall: Well if your husband gets these photos somehow and his office gets this pics leaked, I don't think that would bring anything good, right Petunia? Your husband calls me "AlleySlut", meanwhile his wife is being a whole "TownSlut".

Petunia started weeping and crying, as McGonagall put the pics and magazine inside saying:

McGonagall: Where is the bathroom?

And herself went to the bathroom going through the kitchen. She came back in a minute, and said:

McGonagall: You still have a chance Petunia. I am asking you again, "Will you take care of your nephew Harry Potter"?

After the detailed conversation, the ladies went out and the boys too. Vernon came forward first and said:

Vernon: Had enough talk with my wife? Now go away with that kid.

Petunia opened her lips and said:

Petunia: We will take Harry Potter
Vernon: What are you saying Petunia?
Petunia: Vernon, he is my sister's son and he has no one else... Please

Vernon couldn't say anything against Petunia's "Please" and finally she took him in hand. McGonagall with her half opened untied robe and Dumbledore opened the door and said:

Dumbledore: After he turns 19, we will come back to take him to his actual home, Wizarding World, where he actually belongs.

Both went out, chilly winds was passing through McGonagall's naked big breasts and pussy through her robe.

Dumbledore: Well you taught her a good lesson
McGonagall: Ohh you already read my mind. It was a good idea to fact check her past. What are you thinking?
Dumbledore: Nothing just your "AlleySlut'' avatar.
McGonagall(laughing) : Ohh you Albus... It was quite fun though. Even I thought I had to get fucked by him, but he was done with a blowjob. Must have been a virgin
Dumbledore: Still a virgin, getting blowjob from you, just imagine
McGonagall: Oh come on Albus, you have explored my body more than anyone
Dumbledore: Still lucky kid

They reached the road as McGonagall removed her robe in the empty road and gave it to Dumbledore. She sat and pulled down his pants and his huge large white dick came out and touched her lips.

Dumbledore: You have your night sessions full tonight
McGonagall: What?... Ohh Hagrid? Don't worry I will go to his hut after you. He would have to listen to you, afterall you are the headmaster.

McGonagall didn't waste anymore time and took all of his dick inside her mouth. Her mouth was fully stuffed and reached beyond her throat, but she kept it there and kept on sucking and licking with her lips. She has these experiences since a long time.

Dumbledore: Minerva, you know the kid has a scar on his forehead.

Minerva nodded along with sucking.

Dumbledore: Well that's not the only mark he has. He has a similar one somewhere else too.
Minerva(sucking): Wh--glurp--ere?
Dumbledore: Exactly where you are

Minerva's eyes got large. Dumbledore holded her head from behind pushed it more in.

Dumbledore: Not a scar, but a mark, a birthmark possibly

As McGonagall's lips started overflowing, cum and drool came out of her mouth but she was trying to hold back as much as possible.

Dumbledore: You will see that later

And with another push he spilled all of his cum inside her throat, filled her stomach and vanished out if sight with a drop of cum falling on the road.
Meanwhile at Dursley house, Harry was sleeping beside Dudley and the Dursley couple were sleeping in two edges. Mr. Dursley after a few minutes slept, naked Petunia was lying down and then got up. She needed to go to bathroom, so Petunia went out of the room like that, nude, as no one else was home and sat on the toilet seat to piss. She noticed something behind the toilet seat... A magazine maybe...with something inside it. She took it and suddenly a big black dildo with a paper fell out of it. She knew the dildo all along right from base to top. She took the note which says:

"I had to say those things to you and blackmail you, for you to take the kid. I know you had no grudges on your sister ever, rather a simple fact that you should have been in her place made you like that. You know, even your sister used to say those same lines to me many times and I agree with it. The amount of popularity you gained through being a slut in the whole town, it might would be impossible for even me too. But the reality hits hard, I wish you were a witch, then you would have find yourself a place here easily and never need to worry about your existence. I sometimes wish muggles give equal importance to sluts just like Wizarding World.
But still you needn't be discouraged, you can still be a slut of your own world. You have the slutty potential more than anyone else. Awake the old slut in you, go back to your old town and find your purpose. You will find it there and live your life how you want to. Remember, the town hasn't forgotten you and will never.
At last I have left something your sister wanted me to deliver to you along with your magazine from my side."
Your Friendly Slut
Minerva McGonagall

Naked Petunia crying sat on the floor, and started pissing there, her piss touching her asscheeks giving her old slut vibe. She took her sister's stolen, her own dildo and put it in her pussy lips and put it inside. It was a bit hard to push it, due to taking Vernon's small dick nowadays, still she managed seeing her old pics with her old customers, seeing them opening her pussy valve with their huge dick. She started pushing it all the way inside like her prime days... Aahhhhh... She squirted so hard that it reached the door. But she didn't stop, she took it and put it below her butthole and in one go... AAAAAAAHHHHHHH.... She took all of it inside, legs shaking, asshole sore, innocent Petunia said her final words:

"YESSSS.... I AM MY TOWN'S SLUTTIEST WHORE... NAME IS... PETUNIA EVANS DURSLEY"

That night a new slut emerged in Privet Drive.
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