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Why Does Everyone Want to Spank Hermione	By : Albion Category: Harry Potter > General > General Views: 16922 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended

Thanks to all of you who reviewed chapter one. Our intrepid reporter having escaped unscathed from her previous exertions has carried out some more interviews at Hogwarts and elsewhere. Before you flame me sixteen is the age of consent in Britain. Many thanks to Corazon for beta reading

Professor McGonagall why do you want to spank Hermione?
The little cow has usurped me in poor Albus affections. I gave him the best years of my life and now the old fools besotted with the little tart. Whats she got that I havent, apart from youth, beauty and the ability to suck like a sewage pump? And when I remonstrated with her she offered to lend me that bloody tomcat of hers!

Professor Sprout
Im sure the shes the student who stole the fruit from my vibrating Cocumber bush. I havent a clue why she did it. Its an interesting plant and challenging horticulturally but has no known use. I mean what could she do with a vibrating fruit around eighteen inches long and three across?

Madame Hooch.
A broomsticks for flying on for goodness sake!

Mr Ollivander
The girl shows no respect for my products at all. It took me years to perfect my craft. I search the world for the proper magical core and create a wand for performing magic! She uses it as a means of assuaging her unnatural lusts; the places shes shoved it!

Madame Malkin
Have you seen how she treats my robes? She brought some back the other week claiming she hadnt worn them. Grass stains all down the back and I hate to think what the other marks were.

Madame Rosmerta
Were you at her sixteenth birthday party? Ok I expect the students to get a bit boisterous on occasions and its common enough for them to drink too much Butterbeer but they wrecked the place. Not that I blame the boys, its natural for them to be attracted to nubile young girls. But she didnt have to dance naked on a table calling who wants some hot cherry pie. The trouble I had with the ministry, I almost lost my licence. Shes barred of course but was just as bad at the Hogs Head on her seventeenth Im told.

Arthur Weasley.
I agree with Ron shes a cock teaser, flouncing around my house in virtually nothing her tits bouncing wildly and hips gyrating like a slut. When I gave in and gave her a quickie she told Molly. Ive hardly been allowed out since.

George Weasley
Because it makes her as hot as hell and thats saying something.

Fred Weasley
Yeah last summer she wore out us and Bill and Charlie. Bill got sacked by Gringotts he was so knackered and Charlies not been able to get it up since. I think Percy only came out to avoid her attentions.

Fleur Delacourt.
Why do I want to spank er? She took my Bill, my big strong lover and left him a useless usk. Id spanker er alright

Molly Weasley
Isnt it obvious? Where can I start? First she made Ron so unhappy by throwing him over, though he seems happy enough now with Laura. At least she wont lead him into bad ways yet, shes far too young. Then Hermione got Ginny dressing like a slut. My youngest always was impressionable so of course she has to follow the Head Girl. I mean have you seen her tongue studs and her tattoo. No? Oh you wouldnt have in school uniform. Shes got Harry Potters first lay, right across her stomach and the most vulgar picture of the act. She wears skimpy halter-tops outside school so everyone can see it. Poor girls absolutely infatuated with Harry and cant see hes just a boyslut. They plan to marry as soon as she leaves school. I can see it now, shell stay at home looking after the children and hell be out shagging anything in a skirt. Still it wont be too bad I suppose, it worked for Arthur and me. And of course because Hermione doesnt wear underwear neither will Ginny.

Then she wore poor Bill out. The healers at St Mungos are quite at a loss.

And then she seduced Arthur! I mean hes older than her father and she wouldnt have told me but I turned down her when she wanted a threesome. Oh Id spank her alright,

Dobby
Miss Hermione is very naughty. She tries to give house elves clothes and she doesnt respect Mr Harry Potter properly. And the things she asked me to do! I wouldnt do that to Winky even when shes drunk.

Justin Finch-Fletchley
Why would I want to spank her? I have no interest in her whatsoever. Dyou like my singing badge, its good isnt it.

Blaise Zabini
The cow refused to shag me. Shes had nearly everyone in our year but not me. And just because Im a hermaphrodite.

Myrtle
Its a girls toilet for heaven sake not a house of ill repute. The number of boys shes brought in here to disturb me. I could tell a tale or two.

Nymphadora Tonks
Well shes very demanding for one thing. Being a metamorphmagus can be such a trial. I swear if she asks to see a twelve inch clit again I will spank her.

Rita Skeeter
The girls infuriating, sending me a bang-by-bang account of her private life almost every day. And I mean bang-by bang! Honestly shes done things that I hadnt even heard of. And I cant publish them damn her.

Nearly Headless Nick
The way she flaunts her carnality in front of me knowing I cant respond and believe me Ive tried. Trouble is I cant shag her and I cant spank her I go straight through.

You Know Who
Why should I have the slightest interest in some mudblood slut? As if I would want to fondle her proud firm young breasts or suck on her cute hard nipples. As though the Dark Lord would want to spank her taut jutting bottom, to stroke her smooth young thighs, to part them revealing the treasure between. To slide my rampant member between those fleshy pouting lips as I gaze into her deep brown limpid eyes, her lustrous hair spread across my thighs. No I know nothing of the brat. Lestrange, here, at once! I need you!

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Thats it folks, Im all spanked out

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