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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
6,999
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Golden Romance [Hermione/Harry/Ron]
Hermione: “We are best friends for life, aren\'t we?”
Harry: “Well, Ron and I are.”
Hermione: “No, Ron is *my* best friend!”
Harry: “Just cuz you are shagging him, doesn\'t mean he\'s your best friend! Ever heard of \'bros before hos\' ?”
*Loud slap lands on Harry\'s face*
Ron: “She either never heard of it before, or heard, but didn\'t like it much.”
Harry (rubbing his cheek): “Well, let\'s say we are all each other\'s best friends. Let\'s also express this normally platonic friendship through shagging...”
Hermione: “Harry, that\'s the stupidest idea yet! It\'s more stupid than time-turner fanfiction storylines!”
Harry: “Are you saying you don\'t want us to take turns eating you out?”
Hermione: “But...”
Harry: “Must you overthink everything? Just get naked and start kissing me, while I\'m grabbing Ron\'s arse. I am sure Ron\'s usual jealousy and clearly heterosexual orientation won\'t be an issue.”
Ron: “That\'s right. I\'ve matured and grown as a person.”
Hermione (stunned): “When did that happen?”
Ron: “The moment Harry mentioned a threesome. Come on, off with your clothes now. No time to waste.”
Hermione: “I could never!!! You\'d have to force me!”
Harry: “Huh?”
Hermione: “If you wanted to do something like that, you\'d practically have to restrain me, maybe handcuff me, and probably spank me to make me agree to this daft idea!!! I mean it !!!”
Harry (shrugs): “Well, I\'m all right with that.”
Ron: “Yes, no complaints here.” (grabs Hermione by the hair).
*loud moans*
*sounds of handcuffs locking*
*spanks*
*shagging*
(Hours later)
Harry: “This is really nice. Why didn\'t we do this sooner...”
Ron: “I just thought of something. What about Ginny?”
Harry: “Oh-oh.”
Harry: “Well, Ron and I are.”
Hermione: “No, Ron is *my* best friend!”
Harry: “Just cuz you are shagging him, doesn\'t mean he\'s your best friend! Ever heard of \'bros before hos\' ?”
*Loud slap lands on Harry\'s face*
Ron: “She either never heard of it before, or heard, but didn\'t like it much.”
Harry (rubbing his cheek): “Well, let\'s say we are all each other\'s best friends. Let\'s also express this normally platonic friendship through shagging...”
Hermione: “Harry, that\'s the stupidest idea yet! It\'s more stupid than time-turner fanfiction storylines!”
Harry: “Are you saying you don\'t want us to take turns eating you out?”
Hermione: “But...”
Harry: “Must you overthink everything? Just get naked and start kissing me, while I\'m grabbing Ron\'s arse. I am sure Ron\'s usual jealousy and clearly heterosexual orientation won\'t be an issue.”
Ron: “That\'s right. I\'ve matured and grown as a person.”
Hermione (stunned): “When did that happen?”
Ron: “The moment Harry mentioned a threesome. Come on, off with your clothes now. No time to waste.”
Hermione: “I could never!!! You\'d have to force me!”
Harry: “Huh?”
Hermione: “If you wanted to do something like that, you\'d practically have to restrain me, maybe handcuff me, and probably spank me to make me agree to this daft idea!!! I mean it !!!”
Harry (shrugs): “Well, I\'m all right with that.”
Ron: “Yes, no complaints here.” (grabs Hermione by the hair).
*loud moans*
*sounds of handcuffs locking*
*spanks*
*shagging*
(Hours later)
Harry: “This is really nice. Why didn\'t we do this sooner...”
Ron: “I just thought of something. What about Ginny?”
Harry: “Oh-oh.”