HP Fandom Cliff Notes
folder
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
7,001
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
7,001
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Sneville: Snape/Neville
Severus/Neville:
*classroom setting*
*random potion explodes*
Snape: “Detention, Longbottom!”
Neville: “Oh noes!”
Snape: “And fifty points from Slytherin!”
Slytherins: “WHAT!!! WHY???”
Snape: “For not choking him to death in Umbridge\'s Office last week!!!”
Slytherins: “Well, you TOLD us not to...”
Snape (mutters): “Don\'t know what I was thinking...”
( * * * )
Detention
Snape: “Your incompetence infuriates me! I want to give you a good paddling!”
Neville: “Your anger makes me all nervous and scared. I mean, even more so than usual. My hands are shaking. Look!”
Snape: “Your nervousness makes me feel powerful. I\'m aroused.”
Neville: “Your arousal calms me. I feel wanted and special. Suddenly I can brew potions.”
*Neville brews the most complicated potion while Snape watches, stunned.*
Snape: “Your suddenly found competence is even more arousing than your nervousness.”
Neville: “Love me! I\'m longing for love!”
*kisses*
*shagging*
*moans*
*more shagging*
Neville (between thrusts and gasps): “Your cock is magical! It\'s taking away my nervousness, replacing it with self-confidence and courage! I can do anything now! I can brew complicated potions! I can find the Room of Requirement! I can look at the Death Eaters without flinching! I can wield the Sword of Gryffindor! I can slay Nagini!”
Snape: “Longbottom, can you do something else for me?”
Neville (breathlessly): “Yes! Anything! What is it!”
Snape: “Shut up.”
~ Fin
*classroom setting*
*random potion explodes*
Snape: “Detention, Longbottom!”
Neville: “Oh noes!”
Snape: “And fifty points from Slytherin!”
Slytherins: “WHAT!!! WHY???”
Snape: “For not choking him to death in Umbridge\'s Office last week!!!”
Slytherins: “Well, you TOLD us not to...”
Snape (mutters): “Don\'t know what I was thinking...”
( * * * )
Detention
Snape: “Your incompetence infuriates me! I want to give you a good paddling!”
Neville: “Your anger makes me all nervous and scared. I mean, even more so than usual. My hands are shaking. Look!”
Snape: “Your nervousness makes me feel powerful. I\'m aroused.”
Neville: “Your arousal calms me. I feel wanted and special. Suddenly I can brew potions.”
*Neville brews the most complicated potion while Snape watches, stunned.*
Snape: “Your suddenly found competence is even more arousing than your nervousness.”
Neville: “Love me! I\'m longing for love!”
*kisses*
*shagging*
*moans*
*more shagging*
Neville (between thrusts and gasps): “Your cock is magical! It\'s taking away my nervousness, replacing it with self-confidence and courage! I can do anything now! I can brew complicated potions! I can find the Room of Requirement! I can look at the Death Eaters without flinching! I can wield the Sword of Gryffindor! I can slay Nagini!”
Snape: “Longbottom, can you do something else for me?”
Neville (breathlessly): “Yes! Anything! What is it!”
Snape: “Shut up.”
~ Fin