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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
7,002
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
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Malfoycest: Draco/Lucius
Malfoycest: Lucius/Draco
Lucius: “I look at myself in the mirror and adore the long platinum hair and the cold grey eyes. I\'m gorgeous!”
Draco: “I look at myself in the mirror and adore the long platinum hair and the cold grey eyes. I\'m gorgeous!”
Draco and Lucius look at each other.
Draco: “You know, father, I just realized, I look just like you.”
Lucius: “Yes, son, you certainly do.”
Draco: “And I love me.”
Lucius: “I love me too!”
Draco: “We should have sex. It\'ll be just like masturbation, only nasty and dirty and taboo.”
Lucius: “I don\'t know, son, what about all the angst that comes with incest?”
Draco: “Well, I suppose I could get hit by a curse or something that\'d require you to have sex with me to save my life.”
Lucius: “Excellent idea. Well, what are you waiting for? Go on, run along.”
*Curse*
*Angsty kisses*
*Angsty touching*
*Angsty sex*
*Orgasms*
*ANGST ANGST ANGST*
Lucius: “What have we done?”
Draco: “Had sex.”
Lucius: “I know that, idiot! That was a rhetorical question to express my shame and angst!”
Draco: “Right.” Screams: “WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!”
Lucius (frowning): “Well, you don\'t have to sound THAT horrified by it. Doesn\'t do much for my self-esteem.”
Draco. “Sorry. Got carried away. More sex?”
Lucius: “Don\'t mind if I do.”
*sex sex sex*
~fin
Author\'s note:
Many thanks to Kairu & kalain for translating Cliffs Notes into Russian! If you read Russian, you can find the translation here:
http://hp-fiction.borda.ru/?1-2-0-00001423-000-0-0-1237161557
And this piece was written specifically for Russian readers who wanted Malfoy-incest cliffs notes :P Here ya go, now you never have to read another Draco/Lucius fic again. :-)
Cheers!
Lucius: “I look at myself in the mirror and adore the long platinum hair and the cold grey eyes. I\'m gorgeous!”
Draco: “I look at myself in the mirror and adore the long platinum hair and the cold grey eyes. I\'m gorgeous!”
Draco and Lucius look at each other.
Draco: “You know, father, I just realized, I look just like you.”
Lucius: “Yes, son, you certainly do.”
Draco: “And I love me.”
Lucius: “I love me too!”
Draco: “We should have sex. It\'ll be just like masturbation, only nasty and dirty and taboo.”
Lucius: “I don\'t know, son, what about all the angst that comes with incest?”
Draco: “Well, I suppose I could get hit by a curse or something that\'d require you to have sex with me to save my life.”
Lucius: “Excellent idea. Well, what are you waiting for? Go on, run along.”
*Curse*
*Angsty kisses*
*Angsty touching*
*Angsty sex*
*Orgasms*
*ANGST ANGST ANGST*
Lucius: “What have we done?”
Draco: “Had sex.”
Lucius: “I know that, idiot! That was a rhetorical question to express my shame and angst!”
Draco: “Right.” Screams: “WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!”
Lucius (frowning): “Well, you don\'t have to sound THAT horrified by it. Doesn\'t do much for my self-esteem.”
Draco. “Sorry. Got carried away. More sex?”
Lucius: “Don\'t mind if I do.”
*sex sex sex*
~fin
Author\'s note:
Many thanks to Kairu & kalain for translating Cliffs Notes into Russian! If you read Russian, you can find the translation here:
http://hp-fiction.borda.ru/?1-2-0-00001423-000-0-0-1237161557
And this piece was written specifically for Russian readers who wanted Malfoy-incest cliffs notes :P Here ya go, now you never have to read another Draco/Lucius fic again. :-)
Cheers!