The chronicles of Mary Sue Black
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
8
Views:
1,183
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 3
Book three
Scene: The Sweetys and Pettigrew come out that bloddy Tree
Everyone: *crawl out off the tree*
Mary S.: *runs up to them* I save Everyone!
Everyone: Huh? From what?*peer*
Mary S.: *clears her throat* Sorry, force of habit....
Everyone: *drop*
Mary: I am Mary Sue Black! Daughter of Sirius Black....
Everyone: *looking at Sirius with huge eyes* Huh?
Sirius: *grumpy* I could never have been THAT drunk!
Mary: ...and I'm engaged with Harry Potter!
Everyone: *stares at Harry* What?
Harry: *tries to say something* *thinks* //I swear never, ever again I'll smoke something I've bought from Fred and George!//
Mary: My Dad and James resolved upon it years ago. We were the best of friends when we were kids! *beam, grin, is proud of herself*
Everyone: *looking at Mary S. * What the hell?*thinks*// To much crack!//
Remus: *turns into a werewolf*
Sirius: *grips Remus* RUN!
Mary: I save Everyone! *jostles sirius*
Sirius: *falls onto Harry* Uff....
Harry: *falls down. hits his head, is bleeding* Urgh... *hits Ron in the eye with his wand*
Ron: I can't see! *runs Hermione over* I'm blind....*takes an unexpected dive into the lake* SPLASH
Hermione : *falls down a dip. is trapped in a tree* Help. I can't move.
Remus: Aaawuuuuu...*howling*
Mary S: *Waves wand* Tarantella
Remus: *starts to dance.....into the direction of Mary Sue*
Mary: *Screeches and runs away*
Snape: *coming out the tree* *everyone is already out off action* *recognizes Potter, kicks Potter, hard* Hey? Are you dead?
*is happy and kicks Harry again*
Mary: *runs Severus over*
Remus: *follows after her, still dancing* Aaawuuu....
Snape: *is ran over by Mary* Ouch! *is danced over by Remus* That hurts, you foul idiots!
Dementors: *Circle everyone* Muahahahahaaa....
Harry: Expecto Pat...*is ran over*
Mary: I save everyone! *waves her wand while standing on Harry.* Expecto Patronis! *great light appears...a very short time.* Paff...
Harry, Hermione , Sirius, Mary S. : Argh...I can't see anymore!
Mary S.: *ditches her wand and holds her fists up* Just try it! I've got the silver, golden belt. I'm a master of karate-kitchen-kung fu.
Dementore: *drop or choke* We don't want to eat THAT!
Willfred Chief of the dementors: -.-* Lets move one, guys.
Mary Sue Black: *Still standing on Harry* And again I saved the day because of my style, intelligence and bravery!
Harry: *nearly dying, is not able to breath*
Ron: *crawling out of the lake* I can see, again!
Hermione : *falls out of the tree. lands on Snape*I'm free!
Severus: *Is nearly killed by Hermione* Uff...
Sirius: *is not able to breath, either. Tries to hit Mary to get her off him and Harry*
Remus: *still dancing* Aaaawwuuuu......
Scene: The Sweetys and Pettigrew come out that bloddy Tree
Everyone: *crawl out off the tree*
Mary S.: *runs up to them* I save Everyone!
Everyone: Huh? From what?*peer*
Mary S.: *clears her throat* Sorry, force of habit....
Everyone: *drop*
Mary: I am Mary Sue Black! Daughter of Sirius Black....
Everyone: *looking at Sirius with huge eyes* Huh?
Sirius: *grumpy* I could never have been THAT drunk!
Mary: ...and I'm engaged with Harry Potter!
Everyone: *stares at Harry* What?
Harry: *tries to say something* *thinks* //I swear never, ever again I'll smoke something I've bought from Fred and George!//
Mary: My Dad and James resolved upon it years ago. We were the best of friends when we were kids! *beam, grin, is proud of herself*
Everyone: *looking at Mary S. * What the hell?*thinks*// To much crack!//
Remus: *turns into a werewolf*
Sirius: *grips Remus* RUN!
Mary: I save Everyone! *jostles sirius*
Sirius: *falls onto Harry* Uff....
Harry: *falls down. hits his head, is bleeding* Urgh... *hits Ron in the eye with his wand*
Ron: I can't see! *runs Hermione over* I'm blind....*takes an unexpected dive into the lake* SPLASH
Hermione : *falls down a dip. is trapped in a tree* Help. I can't move.
Remus: Aaawuuuuu...*howling*
Mary S: *Waves wand* Tarantella
Remus: *starts to dance.....into the direction of Mary Sue*
Mary: *Screeches and runs away*
Snape: *coming out the tree* *everyone is already out off action* *recognizes Potter, kicks Potter, hard* Hey? Are you dead?
*is happy and kicks Harry again*
Mary: *runs Severus over*
Remus: *follows after her, still dancing* Aaawuuu....
Snape: *is ran over by Mary* Ouch! *is danced over by Remus* That hurts, you foul idiots!
Dementors: *Circle everyone* Muahahahahaaa....
Harry: Expecto Pat...*is ran over*
Mary: I save everyone! *waves her wand while standing on Harry.* Expecto Patronis! *great light appears...a very short time.* Paff...
Harry, Hermione , Sirius, Mary S. : Argh...I can't see anymore!
Mary S.: *ditches her wand and holds her fists up* Just try it! I've got the silver, golden belt. I'm a master of karate-kitchen-kung fu.
Dementore: *drop or choke* We don't want to eat THAT!
Willfred Chief of the dementors: -.-* Lets move one, guys.
Mary Sue Black: *Still standing on Harry* And again I saved the day because of my style, intelligence and bravery!
Harry: *nearly dying, is not able to breath*
Ron: *crawling out of the lake* I can see, again!
Hermione : *falls out of the tree. lands on Snape*I'm free!
Severus: *Is nearly killed by Hermione* Uff...
Sirius: *is not able to breath, either. Tries to hit Mary to get her off him and Harry*
Remus: *still dancing* Aaaawwuuuu......