Fortune Cookies | By : KoalasRock Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco Views: 3626 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. |
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter I wouldn’t have made the ending as horribly fucked-up as it was.
A/N: Oh gosh, I’ve actually updated so quickly. I’m in shock. And a hundred words over my limit too. Happy reading!
Draco groaned and finished his brandy off.
“Why must the fates mock me so?” Draco wailed, “I’ve been a good friend, a good boss…”
Blaise snorted. “You better stop lying before they decide to make your life even worse.”
Draco clamped his mouth shut. Of all the places to meet Potter…it had to be in a bar where I could possibly get drunk and do something idiotic. Again.
His gray eyes followed his two ex-schoolmates as they wove their way through the crowd. The green-eyed man tugged uncomfortably at his pants and glared at Seamus all the while.
Seems like Potter’s not in a dandy mood either… God, all these lights are giving me a headache…
“Hullo Blaise.” Seamus greeted happily.
The said Irish man was practically drooling.
“Hey Seamus, how are you?”
But then again so was his friend. Blaise could be a real lady-killer if only he wasn’t gay. Sad.
Seamus grinned, “I’m great.”
Blaise motioned to his friends and said; “I guess we don’t need to make introductions anymore.”
Seamus nodded at Pansy and Draco, “Hey. Parkinson and Malfoy, right?”
Pansy raised her martini and smiled sultrily at him, “Call me Pansy, dear. Everyone else does.”
Blaise wrapped an arm around Seamus’ waist and whispered, “Don’t mind her. She’s always this whorish.”
Pansy hit the Italian lightly on the arm, “Pish posh, Blaise. I didn’t know you were this possessive with your…ahem…lovers.”
Seamus colored. “Actually, this is sort of our first date…”
Pansy raised an eyebrow, “Really now? My, my… A disco bar on the first date? He must really be serious about you.”
It was Blaise’s turn to blush.
“Do you want to dance?” he asked.
“Alright.”
Blaise lead Seamus out onto the dance floor. Harry was still glaring at him. Great, that idiot left me again.
“So Harry…” Pansy drawled, “Is it alright if I call you, Harry?”
Harry sent her a small smile, “It’s fine.”
“How have you been? Ever since that ruckus my best friend cause a while back…” Pansy stared pointedly at Draco who sipping his drink quietly, “I’ve wondered how you’ve been fairing.”
Draco’s hands tightened around his glass. You’re treading on dangerous grounds, Pansy…
Harry looked at the man behind the bar and muttered, “Vodka, please.”
Pansy watched him intently. Harry cleared his throat.
“I’m fine, I guess. After Ginny…left, I haven’t really been with anyone…”
“No one?” Pansy pressed.
Her inquisitive eyes bore into his green ones.
“Well, I had one girlfriend about one year after Ginny and I got divorced and let’s just say it didn’t turn out well.” Harry replied dryly.
Remembering Cho was bit scarring for him. Especially when he remembered the whips and paddles she had displayed on the table, and not forgetting the scary mask with the two curved straws leading out of the nose holes.
Harry shuddered, “I don’t even want to think about Cho.”
“That bad?”
“You wouldn’t dare imagine the reason why we broke up.”
“Indulge me.”
“…She dressed up as a Dominatrix for our one year anniversary. It wasn’t a pretty sight.”
Draco nearly choked on his drink. Chang? As a Dominatrix? Oh that’s a laugh.
Pansy smiled and thought for a moment.
“So that means you haven’t had a proper relationship for about two years now…hmm…interesting.”
Draco set his brandy down. Where are you going with this? You cannot possibly be thinking about…
Pansy grinned, “It’s the same with Draco. Ever since he broke out of that horrid engagement with me he still hasn’t found his happily ever after.”
“I doubt you of all people would believe in happily ever after.” Draco murmured.
“Of course I do,” Pansy replied indignantly, “What girl doesn’t?”
“You? After all the guys you’ve slept with I’m surprised no one’s sued you for adultery.”
Harry turned beet red.
Draco turned to him. “What’s the matter, Potter? The topic of sex bothers you?”
“Oh, um…not really… it’s just that… erm… Pansy…” Harry stuttered, turning even redder by the second.
“Don’t worry about it, Harry,” Pansy said, “It’s true anyway.”
“Really?” Harry asked, surprised, “I never expected you to… you know…”
“Sleep around?” Draco continued, “You don’t know her that well do you? Could you believe that she slept with Viktor Krum from Durmstrang before he left for Bulgaria? While he was still infatuated with Granger.”
Pansy smirked, “He was a good…how should I say this? A good friend. A great friend even.”
More like a great lay, Draco added in his mind.
“Hermione didn’t like him that much anyway. They stopped writing to each other when Ron started asking her out.”
“Are they married?” Pansy asked.
“Not yet. But I think Ron’s planning to ask her anytime soon. He’s already picked out a ring.”
“Knowing Weasley it’s probably one of those plastic rings you get from a vending machine.” Draco joked.
Pansy snickered, “Oh stop that, Draco.”
Harry glared at him, “Ron’s not that poor anymore, Malfoy. You better keep your comments to yourself.”
Draco looked taken aback, “No need to be so snippy, Potter. It was just a joke.”
Harry tilted his head back and downed the shot of vodka.
“Well it wasn’t very funny.”
“Now, now,” Pansy said calmly, “We don’t want a brawl to happen around here.”
“He started it,” Harry gritted out.
Draco raised an eyebrow, “After all these years I figured that you’d grow a brain and learn to act decent. I guess I was mistaken. You still have the mindset of an eleven-year-old from Hogwarts.”
Harry slammed the shot glass down on the bar, “Sod off, Malfoy.”
“Or that you’d have learned a lot more comebacks. Such a disappointment.”
“You two better stop it before the bouncer decides to throw us out,” Pansy snapped.
“Tell that to Potter. Getting all worked up because of one joke.” Draco muttered. It’s not my fault he’s so pissy.
Harry ordered another shot and downed it in one go. I definitely hate him.
Pansy shot a glance at Draco. Draco huffed and ignored her.
“There is something up with you,”Pansy said quietly, “Do you really love ticking Potter off that much?”
Draco shrugged and stared the said man two seats away from him. Harry was glaring at everyone and everything in sight.
“It’s just so easy getting under his skin.”
Pansy looked at him knowingly, “Are you sure it’s just under his skin you want to get into?”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Pans.”
Pansy smirked, “I’ve known you since we were kids, Draco. From the time that you fell into the pool and Blaise and I had to save you to the time you figured you were gay.”
“You guys will never let me forget that, won’t you? I slipped. It wasn’t like I wanted to fall into a subzero pool.”
“But you still owe us.” Pansy finished smugly.
“Whatever.”
Pansy leant in to his ear and whispered, “You should really try to make friends with Harry.”
She then went out to the dance floor and grabbed the nearest unsuspecting victim.
Pansy smiled to herself.
I’ll make sure of it, whether you want to or not.
“You got to first base already?”
“Men just can’t keep their hands off me.”
Someone poked him roughly from behind.
“The only hands that are allowed to touch you are mine.”
Blaise grinned and gave Seamus a peck on the lips, “Don’t worry, Seam. I think your hands are the only ones that are going to be touching me tonight.”
“They better be.” Seamus muttered.
Draco gagged and commented, “Half an hour into the date you’re already acting like a married couple.” He turned to Seamus and added, “You sure Blaise is just not a rebound guy because you broke up with Thomas?”
“Definitely.” Seamus reassured, “An ass as good as Blaise’s is tough to let go.”
“Why thank you, love.”
Seamus’ eyes darted to Harry who was sitting a couple of seats down. He was nodding dumbly as a giggling brunette talked to him and occasionally touched his arm.
“Hey Harry! Come over here!” Seamus called.
Harry sighed in relief and bade the girl goodbye.
“Dear God, I owe you one, Seamus” Harry said, breathing deeply, “I think my brain was going to turn into mush after all that crap about her wanting to be a doctor but settled on being a secretary because it was easier and paid more.”
Draco looked at the indecent miniskirt the girl was sporting and said, “I think I know why she gets paid more.”
Blaise spied a look at her ass and whistled. Seamus punched him. Blaise pouted.
“Has anyone seen, Pansy?” Draco asked.
“Is that her?” Harry asked, pointing towards one of the many pillars by the wall.
Everyone turned to where Harry was pointing.
“Wow,” Seamus commented, “Pansy works fast.”
“Yes she does.” Blaise added.
Draco sighed, “That girl has no morals. Or any honor for that matter.”
Blaise nodded, “She lost it when she was sixteen.”
Harry and Seamus sniggered.
Draco squinted his eyes and tried to make out whom the guy Pansy was currently snogging. A flash of brilliantly red hair caught his eyes.
Oh fuck. That cannot be possible. I must be hallucinating.
“Blaise, please tell me I’ve had too much to drink and that I’m seeing things,” Draco started, “Because I seem to be seeing a visage where Pansy is making out with Weasel-bee.”
“WHAT?” Seamus and Harry shouted simultaneously.
Pansy bit the aforementioned man’s ear and went down to his neck. Only then could Ron’s shocked friends see his face, eyes closed with him grinning drunkenly. He ran his hands through his hair and a golden band on his left ring finger glinted in to disco lights.
“Shit.” Blaise cursed, “Let’s go before Pansy does something drastic and decides to give his other head a kiss.”
Seamus and Blaise raced off through the mass of grinding bodies, leaving Harry alone once again with Draco. The tension in the air seemed to get denser with every passing second.
It was Harry broke the silence.
“Is she this much of a slut that she’d whore herself off to a practically married man?” Harry asked, sarcasm and anger seeping into his voice, “And I thought your friends couldn’t be much worse than you.”
Draco was very much tempted to crack open Potter’s skull with a bar stool.
“Don’t you dare speak things you know nothing about,” Draco spat, “Pansy just has some…issues.”
Harry laughed cynically, “Oh I know about it alright. You and your whore of a friend find it fun to destroy other people’s relationships. Well, Malfoy, I’m not going to stand around and let you.”
Just as Harry was about to head over to the others, Draco roughly grabbed his shoulder and pushed him so hard that he fell to the floor. A few of the dancers and those sitting by the bar quickly got out of the way.
“I told you to shut up.” Draco said coldly.
Harry stood up slowly and pushed Draco back, “Make me, Malfoy. Or does the truth hurt too much? I think your bastard of a father created a perfect clone of himself before he died.”
Draco saw red. That’s it. He asked for it.
The heir rushed forward and punched Harry right on the nose, making it bleed profusely. He retaliated by landing one on Draco’s jaw, knocking him to the ground. Draco kicked Harry’s shin and the brunette fell. Draco sat on his abdomen and pulled back a fist. Harry closed his eyes and prepared for the punch that might successfully break his nose.
But it never came.
Draco’s fist made a cracking sound as it hit the floor, centimeters from Harry’s head. He was leaning over Harry, anger and sadness swirling around in his silver irises. His perfect blond hair was dangling down and hitting Harry’s cheeks.
“Never ever speak about my father that way.”
Harry was stunned. He expected Malfoy be angry but, sad? It was quite a sight to see something other that anger and malice in his eyes. A bouncer suddenly appeared from behind the bar and pulled Draco off of him.
“Take this outside. Mr. Nott doesn’t like people making a scene in his bar.”
Draco rubbed his jaw and gave Harry one icy glare before making a beeline for the exit.
Harry saw Seamus making his way back from the crowd. Blaise was not far behind, dragging an unconscious Ron.
“Harry!” Seamus knelt beside him, “What in the world happened? We were gone for 10 minutes! And where’s Malfoy?”
“He left.” Harry said shortly, getting to his feet, “Serves him right. I mention one thing about his father and he goes ballistic.”
Blaise sighed and set Ron down on a stool.
“A word to the wise, Harry. Don’t mention his father anymore. You’re just begging to be pulverized.”
Harry watched the door through which Draco exited and felt his nose gingerly.
I wonder why?
“You’re so stupid, Harry.” Seamus said quietly.
Wow. I’m in love with this chapter. I love an angsty Draco. Anyhoo, this chapter (mainly Harry and Draco’s fight) gave me an incredibly great scene to make sure that Draco straddles Harry. Slash rocks, more specifically Yaoi.
Now, I have one request. REVIEW for godsake. I’m begging here.
TTFN,
Esu-chan
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