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Evactuation of the Flumpawumps	By : lineape1 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Harry/Luna Views: 74833 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Flumpawumps 3: Dawn of the Chumbawumbas

"...Eh?" Harry squeaked.

"Cunnilingus." Luna replied, "You know, eating pussy? Chewing the muff? Carpet munching? Kneeling at the alter? Yodeling in the valley-?"

Growing brighter after every euphemism, he cut her off replying, "I know what cunnilingus is!"

Not skipping a beat she said, "Good, I was running out of all the good ones. All I had left was 'Lapping at the lint trap', and quite frankly I don't even know what that means..."

"Oh, you see muggles do their laundry by... anyways! You want me to... um..."

"Cunnilingus Harry, I want you to eat me out. Ah! I knew another!"

Harry shuffled his feet on the floor.

Not sure of what to say, he started, "I... uh... well, I've never done... that... before."

"Oh, that's fine Harry. I've never had a boy's penis in my mouth before yesterday; look how well that turned out," she replied.

"Yeah..." was all he could think of to say, "That was awesome..."

"I am sure you would do a more than adequate job of stimulating my clitoris, or sticking your tongue into my vagina," she replied, quickly adding, "A finger or two would also be welcome."

"Are you sure your okay with...?" he asked carefully.

"It'll be fun Harry. Besides, its the only way to remove chumbawumbas without anal penetration."

"Anal penet - Okay so how do you want to do this?"

"Well, the chesterfield looks very inviting. Plus you can use that very nice shaggy carpet to protect your knees; it worked wonders for me."

As she walked towards her seat, she undid a few buttons. Dropping the robes to the floor, she was revealed to be wearing a neon green t-shirt with the phrase, 'I love portable swamps' plastered on the front. Her skirt was normal enough though.

Looking to Luna for confirmation, and receiving it in the form of a nod, he sent a shaky hand to her waist. In a moment of bravery, he put both hands around her waistband and pulled straight down.

Taking a look, he was a little surprised with what he saw; given that it was Luna however, he quickly realized that he really shouldn't be.

"So... um.. you're not wearing any knickers?"

"Oh, will that be an issue? I suppose the room could provide a pair if you really wish to smell some, or you could conceivably put them in your mouth. Although truthfully, that will likely get in the way of the cunnilingus."

Taking another look he noticed something else. "Thats okay... um..."

"You might notice that I have shaved off my pubic hair. It's mostly for hygienic reasons; however from what I overheard from some boys, long pubic hair is not attractive. Apparently Millicent Bulstrode's is quite long; somewhere in the neighborhood of five inches... they were comparing it to a birds nest... or was it a freshly vomited hairball...?"

"Okay! Um... yeah... that should never be repeated ever again Luna." Harry replied, attempting to banish the mental image, "Ever, ever again."

"Okay Harry. Would you like to continue?" she asked.

"Just... give me a second to clear my head from that picture..." Harry said, peeking a look between Luna's spread legs, "Okay, I'm good."

"Excellent Harry, now don't be shy. If you have any questions feel free to ask," she said, quickly adding, "Oh, and don't be afraid to get your hands dirty."

Taking that as his cue, Harry knelt down between Luna's spread legs. He took a hand and slowly traced a line starting from her knee to her inner thigh. His other hand went from her lower thigh, to her hip. Gripping her waist, he gave a light pull in order to compel her closer to the edge of the cushion.

Harry, while lacking in any experience in these things, was eager to please. He lowered his head down, and started to trail kisses down her inner thigh. He then rubbed the opposite thigh with the palm of his hand. The kisses turned into a lick, and he slowly ran a line down her thigh. He suddenly stopped when he heard giggles.

"That tickles Harry." she said, but quickly added, "But by all means carry on, don't let that stop you."

Any tension or nervousness he felt instantly evaporated, and Harry quickly restarted in earnest. Putting his hand forward, he ran a finger over her outer lips. Curious to see more, he carefully spread them open. Not sure how to proceed, he looked up to Luna for guidance.

"See that little nub near the top? That's the clitoris." She explained, "Give it a lick, or a suck. Either is fine."

Heeding her advice, he lent down and gave it an experimental lick. Than another. He started to move his tongue around in tight circular motions. He listened carefully to her breath rate as a sort of barometer. Taking the little nub into his mouth, he gave it a little suck. Hearing a low moan, he knew he did something right. He gave it another suck, and then another.

Feeling a tad adventurous with her positive reaction, Harry brought a single finger to her opening. Applying a little pressure his finger slipped in. Holy shit it's tight!

"Yes! Keep going Harry!" she moaned.

Harry was happy to oblige. Keeping his mouth going, he slowly brought his finger all the way out. He then pushed his digit all the way back in. He took a few experimental twists on the next few pushes, and noticed a sharp increase in her breath rate.

Remembering the talk in the dorm-room, he decided to try something. Seamus said that, "To keep it fresh while 'workin at her at 'er bits, you gotta make sure that 'ur tongue aint 'doin the same stuff over 'an over see? What I do is spell the alphabet 'wif my tongue. That always gets 'em 'screamin ya know what I mean, eh?"

Harry thought it was worthy for a try. Still working her insides with his index finger, Harry started to spell with his tongue. A, B, C, D... he made it to H before she started squirming in her seat and yelling his name.

Thank. You. Seamus. Perhaps a card isn't the proper gift for that kind of advice... maybe the story from which the thank you originated would suffice? Or, perhaps just a bottle or two of fire-whiskey, the Irish like to drink right?

Harry decided to up the ante so to speak, and added another finger to the mix. For a minute or two he stayed with the same formula: spell the alphabet with the tongue - uppercase and lowercase -, and pushing and pulling the fingers in and out, with a slight twist on every few repetitions.

With something new to try, Harry turned his hand so that it was palm up. Instead of a pumping motion with his fingers, Harry was now curling his fingers inward as if motioning "Come here".

The yelling hadn't stopped, actually, she started yelling even louder! Well, now he knew that the new method works as even better. Excellent. Mixing it up with his tongue, he decided to change the motion; up and down, side to side, and now a powerful suck.

Switching tactics again, Harry removed his fingers. Moving his face to the opening he heard a growl. "Don't stop now!" she hissed. Not one to argue, he stuck out his tongue and started to move it around inside. He then moved his rather moist hand to her clit, running his thumb over the nub. He then gave it a very mild squeeze. Meanwhile his tongue was kicking up a storm.

Seems the alphabet is good for learning, and for oral sex. Wonderful!

Another minute or two passed before her gyrating hips started to really start to pick up. Feeling this, he decided to pick up the pace. He flicked his tongue furiously, and added a finger into her opening just to mix it up. Seconds later she arched her back and let out a rather loud scream. Still gyrating her hips, Harry kept up the pace. After a long moment she eventually stopped moving her hips and slumped down onto the couch.

Exhausted.

Seeing that she was spent, Harry gently removed his fingers and tongue.

He slowly got up and did a little stretch. Cunnilingus is hard work!

Feeling himself worthy of a break, he sat down on the seat, directly beside Luna. He looked at her and saw her eyes closed. She was just so... well, guys don't say cute. She was gorgeous. He slowly ran a hand through her hair, and he felt her press her head against his hand. She smiled and let out a pleased sigh.

Seeing a chance, he slowly lowered his head for a kiss.
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