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Staff behaving badly	By : Goddess81 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 16426 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Staff behaving badly

I own nothing, everything written is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed.

This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus.

I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review and to all those of you who have put my story on alert thank you also, but reviews are better.

Chapter 3

The first monthly staff fun night.

“Hurry up Mia!, it's 8:45 and if we don't get there soon Mcgonagal is going to eat us alive”.

“OK, OK keep your hair on I'm coming.” Replied Hermione while pulling on a tight black t-shirt which said WITCHES WHO CAN TRANSFIGURE LIKE TO MAKE THINGS BIGGER! In bright pink writing right across her chest.

“I can't believe you're actually going to wear that t-shirt tonight.”Said Harry laughing at his best friend's choice in clothing, he grabbed a couple of bottles of vodka and coke from their shared sitting room, linked her arm in his and set off for the staff room.

At around 8:50pm most of the Hogwarts staff were already in the staff room making a start on the ridiculously large and varied amount of alcohol that been brought by all the various members of staff.

“It's about bloody time you two showed up, now hurry up and park your bums before Sybil decides to comes over.” Sirius hissed at them.

Hermione smiled sweetly at him “Sorry Pads but it was my fault, I honestly couldn't decide which t-shirt to wear.” She turned to Severus “What do you think? It was a toss up between this or one that said Gryfindor's Rock, Slytherins Are Cocks, but I felt like it kinda went against what Minerva wants from this evening.” She decided to go and sit on the big comfy sofa in between Harry and Sirius which meant that Severus was just behind them, in his chair of course,

Severus lent forwards and whispered just loud enough for those on the sofa to hear “I don't know about most Slytherins cocks, but mine is right here waiting to be serviced if you're offering, now see personally I think that a witch should know her place in life either on her knees pleasuring her man or in the kitchen feeding him and I know that all men agree with this even if they won't admit it out allowed”

“Sexist pig” Hissed Hermione back at him “I wouldn't touch your dick with a somebody else's hand let alone stick it in my mouth”

“Insufferable know it all”

“Greasy haired bat”

“Stupid little Gryffyndork”

Before Hermione could retaliate Harry nudged her with his elbow to warn her of Minerva's presence, she quickly glared at Severus before turning round and giving the headmistress her full attention.

Minerva stood before her assembled staff and began to explain what exactly she wanted from these meetings “Now the reason for these monthly gatherings is to improve inter house relations which will make for better working conditions for all of us, now I see that you've dressed casually today which is good but just so you know in the future I may make it a themed fun night.” As she looked around the room at the horrified looks on their faces she smiled.

Minerva was aware of some muttering across the room and as she looked over Hermione and Severus quite clearly disagreeing on something, no surprise there then while Harry, Remus and Sirius were just sat listening to them with expressions of amusement on their faces.

As she stood there watching this little spectacle she saw Harry clock her gaze and nudge Hermione who promptly glared at Severus and tried her best to look like she'd been paying attention the entire time. Minerva's inner little devil did a happy dance as a thought popped into her head.

“Excellent I seem to have everyone's full attention, now for a bit of fun I have a little game I would like you all to do, so if I could have two volunteer guinea pigs to show everyone else how it's done....Ah, Hermione and Severus wonderful, now if you would like to come on up here so everyone has a good view.” She was fully aware that the pair of them were looking at her as if given a moments chance both of them would either flee or hex her into oblivion.

“Now this little game is very simple all you have to do is stare into each others eyes for sixty seconds, the whole purpose of this is to show the importance of eye contact and as we all know the eyes are the windows of the soul.”

The two guinea pigs looked like they were going to be sick at the thought of having to stare into each others eyes.

“But he's an Legilimens!” Blurted out Hermione “I have no desire for him to use this opportunity to go for a wander through my private memories”.

“And why would I choose to do something as boring as look through your mind? I can assure you Ms Granger I'd rather teach a whole class of Neville Longbottoms than delve into your dusty bookish, infinitely inferior little mind.” He drawled snidely.

Hermione's blood was boiling, did he actually say that she had a tiny inferior mind, the nerve of that insufferable man, with out even realizing what she had done she'd whipped out her wand and jabbed it hard into Severus's neck.

“That's enough! Now if you'd like put away your wand Hermione, I'm positive Severus will apologize for what he said just as soon as he able to swallow with being hexed.” Minerva gave him such a glare which left him in no doubt that if he didn't apologize then heads would roll.

Hermione slowly lowered her wand and rather reluctantly slipped it back into it's sheath on the inside of her forearm.

“I sincerely apologize for calling your mind little Hermione, please forgive me.” He said with a little smirk and his trademarked arched eyebrow.

“Good! Now that's all cleared up lets get back to our little demonstration, so if you would please be so kind to turn and face each other, that's it now making sure you have direct eye contact I want you to stare into the other persons eyes for sixty seconds starting now, and remember no talking.” Minerva silently congratulated herself for adding that last bit, honestly she thought the sooner they give into their feelings about one another the better.

Severus looked down into the rather impressive little witch's amber eyes that were blazing at him full of anger, he knew when he said them that his words would provoke an reaction but never in his wildest dreams did he think that she'd pull her wand out on him, sweet Merlin help him all he wanted to do was sweep her up in his arms, take her down to his rooms and hear her scream his name as he fucked her senseless.

“Just focus on the anger Hermione.” She thought as her eyes locked on to a pair obsidian colored ones. “Don't you dare think about how sexy his eyes are framed by those long black eyelashes, or the way when he stares at you intently like he is now your insides turn to mush.” She groaned internally, who was she trying to kid she had it bad for the man in front of her and those X-rated fantasies she had about him were the reasons she didn't want him taking a jolly little stroll through her head, because the last thing he needed to know was how badly she wanted him to drag her off to the dungeons and fuck her long and hard over his desk. “Like that was ever going to happen.” She thought bitterly because if there was one thing she knew for sure and she knew a lot of things, it was that Severus Tobias Snape Potions Master extraordinaire and the world's ultimate sexy bad boy, had no feelings for her apart from one of extreme hate.

“And that folks is what I want you to do, so choose a partner and start staring.” Minerva stopped what she was saying to take a note from an owl that had just flew in the room, after she'd finished reading it she popped it in her pocket and addressed the room “I'm sorry everybody but unfortunately something's just cropped up that requires my immediate attention, so just have fun and try not to drink too much.” Her Grey eyes twinkling with amusement as she left the room.

Hermione broke eye contact first, looked over at Harry and said “Where's the vodka hun? Because I am in dire need of a stiff drink.” Harry poured her a glass of vodka and coke over ice which was downed in one long gulp, she handed him the glass back “Almost right my love but this time no coke more vodka please.”

Severus on the other hand had to take a minute to try and control the raging hard on that was threatening to bust the seams on his trousers “Thank merlin he'd had the foresight to wear his robes to this personal hell he was in.” He thought. His private musing were cut short by somebody slapping his back and pressing a glass of firewhisky into his hand.

“Oh man! That was the funniest thing I've seen in ages thanks Sev.” Laughed Sirius “I honestly thought she was going to rip your head off, everyone knows not to insult Hermione's intelligence and brain capacity for fear of retribution, and if they didn't they do now.” He chortled.

Remus joined in on the light hearted teasing “It's a good thing Minnie was there to save you from the wrath of our sweet little Hermione, mind you she probably didn't want the hassle of finding a new Potions Master”

Severus raised an eyebrow at the two marauders and said “Don't be stupid, I was in complete control of the situation the entire time.” He paused and while taking a long swig of his drink he looked over at Hermione who was talking very animatedly to Harry, then continued “And besides sometimes flirting with danger is a good thing.” He finished his drink and grimaced at it's bitterness “Who on earth brought this muck?” He asked turning to his friends “I've got a bottle of Ogden's finest reserve firewhisky with our names on it in my quarters, if you'd care to join me?”

With no persuasion needed both men followed Severus out of the staff room unaware of a pair of amber eyes watching them go.

I hope that you enjoy this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it. Xx
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