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A/n – Sooo.. its taken me AGES to write this.. I started with a totally different idea to begin with, then it went to Lucius.. As much as I love the bloke, I'm never going to write him again!

Lucius Malfoy looked at the new fangled computer that his son had begged him to get. It was a silly Muggle thing he thought. Still, he had said he would learn how to use it for Draco. As the young man had started travelling more and still wanted to keep in touch with something apparently faster than owls. Lucius didn't think anything could be faster than owls, other than the Floo Network and he still didn't understand why Draco just didn't use that. The plastic box looked out of place mixed in with the Malfoy family heirlooms that hadn't been seized by Aurors for being too 'dangerous'. Still, Lucius looked around for anything that would help him navigate the computer with the minimum of cursing and sending hexes at the Muggle machine. He had heard his Death Eater brothers talking about something called 'face book', saying that even the Dark Lord himself had looked for it. What would they want a book of faces for, Lucius would never know. Poking through the box that had been left in the corner, his fingers hit a thick wad of paper. Pulling it out, he saw it was a book with the title 'Windows XP for Dummies' emblazoned across it. Resisting the urge to blast it to the next century for assuming he had little intelligence.

Flipping the book open, Lucius started to read through the pages. He frowned at the long paragraphs, trying to understand what the hell they were on about. The first step, as always, is to turn on your new computer. If you would like to, you can name it on the set up screen. Lucius looked at the directions as if they had grown legs and was doing the Can-Can. Name the machine! Just what did the authors think the readers of this book would do, treat the computer as if it were a child? Discarding the book and casting a quick hex at it for good measure, Lucius decided he would work through it on his own. Searching high and low for anything that would turn it on, he smirked as he found the button and pressed it.

Looking at the monitor he raised an eyebrow when it blinked to life, a welcome sign almost burning his retinas with its cheerful colours. Now Lucius was a proud man, he wasn't about to let a Muggle thing get the better of him. It just wouldn't be right if it did. He searched his brain for what Bellatrix had told him to do, stopping when he heard sharp talons scratch against the glass of his window. Pointing his wand at the window, he opened it just enough for the owl to flit in and leave once it had dropped its burden. Opening the letter Lucius saw it was from Draco, briefly wondering how his son was doing.

Father. I hope you and mother are in well health. I am, in case you are both worrying about me. I do hope that you haven't thrown the computer out of the top most window of the Manor, Father. But I am writing to help you through the steps to set up an email account, as that is how we will keep in contact. And with that, you will be able to join a lot of things that your 'brothers' are on too. Now, I do apologise if I sound patronising, but I'm going to have to be as simple as possible. What you have to do is turn on the laptop by pressing the button on the top most corner of the keyboard, which is what all the buttons with letters are. Once it has come to life, find something called 'Internet Explorer' with the little arrow that is on the screen by moving your fingers over the touch pad and pressing twice. That is located at the bottom of the keyboard, Father.

Lucius looked at the screen then back down at the letter, sneering at them both in turn. Pressing the tip of his finger onto the touch pad, he watched the little arrow jump around the screen, experimenting and getting used to the feel.

Once you have done that, move the cursor (that little arrow) to where there should be something called www.google.co.uk. Press the touch pad once, and the words should look like it has a blue background. Upon doing that type in www.fastfeathers.co.uk and press the big rectangular button on the keyboard, this is going to be where you select your email address. Now, once you get to that site, (that is what it is called Father, a site.) find a link (it should be blue in colour, and look like it has a line under it) and again press the touch pad once. A second page should now come up.

Lucius did as his son had written, raising an eyebrow as the page loaded. This is what Muggles created without the use of magic? Lucius shook his head, thinking it wasn't possible. How could such a complicated thing come from people with no magic at all? Lucius shook his head, trying to clear his thoughts as he looked back at the letter.

Now Father you can either use your name as an e-mail address, or you can choose something random. It is entirely up to you. Once you have thought of something, type it into the top box where it says 'screen name'. May I suggest something not too Death-Eater, but also not your full name Father. My own address is 'SerpentsInk@Fastfeathers.co.uk', as you can see it isn't promoting anything, nor is it my name. But it is entirely up to you over what you choose.

Looking back at the screen he was on, Lucius thought about how he would want his 'email address' to look like. He was a Malfoy, and all Malfoys had an image to uptain. Looking at the keyboard he waited for an idea to strike him, jumping as a loud crack echoed around the room and startling him. "Mistress sends tea and sandwiches for Master," one of his house elves squeaked, placing them onto the desk next to the computer. Lucius nodded curtly and shooed the elf away, still trying to think of an address. Lucius nearly hit his head as an idea hit him. Looking at the keys he started typing out the email he wanted, sitting back and smiling triumphantly as it was accepted. Looking back at the letter, Lucius started reading again.

Once you have done that, you now have the whole of the internet to look around. There is something called facebook that you can join up to, I know a lot of your brothers are on there as I have them on my own 'friends list' on there. To get there, just do the same steps you did to get to Fastfeathers, only typing in facebook.com instead. I am looking forward to receiving an email off you. Your son Draco.

Lucius decided he would do just that, repeating his previous steps and finally ending up on the first page of the site Draco had called facebook. Following the instructions on the site, he soon found a few of his 'friends' and some of his family.

Lucius Malfoy

Now, what on earth would a Pureblood be doing on something like this is beyond me.

Draco Malfoy Father, it is really not as bad as you think. Granted it is a Muggle invention, but it can be rather fun. Try some of the games on here, I know there is some war games for you.

Bellatrix LeStrange AHAHAHAHA, you are HERE! Welcome to madness!

Lucius Malfoy If I have to be in the same cell as you Bella, I want out.

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Draco Malfoy

I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.

Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and 3 other people like this.

Harry Potter love love!!

Narcissa Malfoy Do you have something to tell us Draco? If so, Congratulations, who is the lucky person?

Draco Malfoy Mother, don't have a heart attack, but the person has already commented on this...

Harry Potter Uh.. Hi Mrs Malfoy...

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Bellatrix LeStrange

There are two types of people in the world, People that contribute to society, and people that think Harry Potter is alive

Lord Voldemort likes this

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Severus Snape

I swear on Salazar Slytherin, if a certain Mr Weasley does not behave his little Gryffindor will end up on my wall as a decoration!

George Weasley But Severus, you know I mean it out of love.

Fred Weasley He really does Sevvy.

Severus Snape Oh no you don't. You're both just trying to stay on my good side just to stay in the bed. I know you too well.

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Narcissa Malfoy

The Manor is very quiet without Draco here. Maybe I can badger Lucius to get us a kitten. Or maybe a horse.

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