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The Pride of Hogwarts	By : MightyGryffindor Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Draco Views: 6763 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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The Pride of Hogwarts

Chapter 3: The next day.

Harry Potter was never a late sleeper, well hardly never, as the Dursley’s had made him get up early every morning to do their chores for them, and the first one, was to cook the lazy lummoxes breakfast.

Well, he was up early this morning, and was in a pretty good mood over his new housemate’s antics yesterday. The only thing that he was dreading was facing that Umbridge woman, who looked like an over-sized toad, with warts and all. He wondered how Alex and her would get along, and hoped he lit a fire under her arse, first thing, and maybe got her to quit. Harry had, after all, had his detention from her rescheduled to that evening, over Alex’s arrival, and he would about bet, it would be something hideous that he would have to do.

As Harry’s thoughts on the subject came to an end, he looked down, and noticed that he had quit pissing a moment ago, and was still standing before the urinal, with his cock in hand. He gave it a few quick shakes, and no more than that, as that would mean one was playing with it, whether you pissed your drawers or not, after stuffing it back inside.

As Harry walked out of the fifth year’s bath, he zipped up his fly, and straightened his tie, only to look over at Alex’s bed.

Alex had left his bed hangings wide open, and was sprawled out, on his back, on top of the sheets, and Harry couldn’t help but notice that the young Mattingly was sporting morning wood. Well, this made Harry pause mid-step, when he took in the size of his package, as not only was it bulging out of the young boys drawers, but also the head was sticking out above his waistband, and lay just a little above the top of his navel.

“Goddamn”! Harry mumbled, and felt down to his own crotch for a quick grope, and made himself let go quickly. ‘Where in the hell did the boy inherit that from? And, hell, he's circumcised, like most yanks were, and he still has all of that’. His quick grope just proved to him, that if the boy gave him half of what he was packing, he would still be bigger than everyone, well, maybe not Dean Thomas, in their whole year.

Harry then caught himself pondering this, and wondered why he was thinking about this to start with, and then realized that he must have been checking out the other guys packages in the locker rooms, or in the bath, to have come to this conclusion. He started to ponder this too, but thought, ‘ah, what the hell’, shrugged his shoulders, and made his way out of the dorm, and down to the common room.

Here, though, Harry ran into another early riser, one Hermione Granger, and she had a mighty sour expression on her face, for this early in the morning. “Morning Mione”.

“Oh, er, good morning, Harry, you startled me! Hermione squeaked. “I was just up doing some thinking about yesterday, and all, and about what the girls in my dorm said when I went to get my wand back from Lily Moon, and Fay Dunbar.

“You know that they had the utter audacity to call me a PRUDE, and said someone would have to shoo the bats out of my cooch, or that is, if they could fly through all the hair, before I could ever put it to use with a boy! Why the nerve of them, and then, Fay, started doing some lewd acts with that Beater’s bat that she keeps at the foot of her bed, acting like she was going to SUCK ON IT! I’ve never seen anything like it, Harry, and then Lavender Brown had to have her say, too, of course.

“Harry, Lavender said, that if I didn’t start having sex soon, that my cooch would grow shut, and I wouldn’t even be able to use a tampon, and that I would have to have Madam Pomfrey burst my cherry again, like my mums doctor did, while at his office. Imperforate hymen, or some such nonsense, he called it. Why I’ve never, but I will go to the library today to look it up, you know, about the hygiene and all.

“Then, Harry, Parvati started talking about how she would like to suck Alex’s cock, and wondered how big it was, and I told her it was probably the size of a earthworm”, she paused here, when she heard her friend whimper, and look the other way, “and I told her, Harry, that I wouldn’t suck any boy’s cock, and that it was just all nasty, and gross! Why, just imagine, putting something in your mouth that pee comes out off, why it’s just disgusting, it is! And, you know what she told me, Harry, just guess, go on, and guess? She told me that some guys like to lick a girl down THERE, and that was what Alex was referring to yesterday, as if I didn’t KNOW that. After all, I pretty much know it all Harry, all there is too, and I’m a might smarter than that Alex is, anyhow!

“Why, Harry, why would a guy want to lick a girl down there, hmm, and she called it eating it out! Why, how demeaning, just, YEK”!

“Well, go on, Harry, you’re a guy, what does guys do, when they’re, you know, well down in that general region of a girls, well, crotch”?

“Er, well, you see, uh, Mione, didn’t your mother ever have THAT TALK with you, you know, about what goes where, and all that rubbish”? Harry stuttered out, and turned a nice shade of pink.

“What TALK, Harry, what are you on about”? Hermione puzzled.

“Er, well, you know, about the birds and the bees”? Harry timidly asked.

“Well, we couldn’t have, could we, we only saw those Peckers yesterday, and all, and what does bees have to do with it”? Hermione wondered.

“You’re gonna make me say it aren’t you; you just couldn’t stand it, so you’re gonna make me say it out loud. Well, all righty then, SEX, Mione, you know, when a guy sticks his cock in a girl’s twat, and they produce a child!! You know, Mione, there’s a ton more to it than that, and some folks like having oral sex, you know, the whole EATING and SUCKING DEAL, and all that rot! My God, Mione, they do it cause’ it feels good, that’s why!

“What in the bloody hell do you study in that library, hmm, schoolwork all day? My God, Mione, there’s a ton of books there on it, I mean, haven’t you ever wondered, well, of course you haven’t”!

“What do you mean by that, Harry James Potter, ‘of course I haven’t’? I’ve wondered, I have, but who’s here that one would want to pork, you know, well, with Victor Krum being gone and all.

“You know, Harry, sometimes, when I think of Vic, I get all wet down there, and I wonder what that means? Do you think ‘IT’ may need medical attention?

“OH MY GOD, I bet it’s growing shut, just like Lavender said it was. What am I gonna’ do Harry, what”? Hermione questioned, and she started to wail. Yes, cry she did, tears as big as Hippogriff turds started rolling down her reddened cheeks.

‘Well, Hell’. Harry thought, as he was just pants with women, and all their emotions, and stuff. He stiffly gave her a couple of pats on the back, and adjusted his glasses more than five times.

“You know, Mione, I’ll bet Lavender was right, you should run straight to Madam Pomfrey, and let her give you a good exam. Now, you’ll have to tell her EVERYTHING that you’ve told me, Mione, and don’t leave ANYTHING out, because she’ll need to know it all, she will”. Harry explained, and wondered what the Medi-Witch would act like, when she came into the Great Hall for lunch. That should be good!

“You’ll need to tell her about becoming wet with Victor”, but at Hermione’s glare, Harry changed names, “well VIC, then, and tell her about the bats, the hair, and the growing shut part, and all that other rot. I know she must have a potion, or even an injection, though she only uses those for the worst cases, you know, but anything that will work, because you surely don’t want ‘IT’ to grow shut on you, and have your mum’s doctor have to burst ‘IT’ AGAIN”! Harry plowed on until he was out of breath, and was still amazed as to where Hermione got all of her wind. A windy little bleeder she was too!

"Now look, I’m gonna’ go and lie back down for a while, as breakfast just don’t sound to ‘on’ at the mo’. I just can’t see me filling up a plate full of smelly kippers, and long, greasy, sausages this morning. The sausages don’t seem to bother me as bad as the fishy smell of those kippers, though, for some odd reason.

Just as Harry stood, and started towards the stairs, he saw Hermione have another light bulb moment, and he cringed.

“Harry! You mentioned those kippers, and well, I think they’re may be something wrong with me, because I sort of smell that every now and then when I go to the loo, you know, and, well, I know that Lavender only gets that fishy smell when she comes in from a date, and it goes away after she goes to the shower! OH MY GOD, I really am getting sick, and MY COOTER IS GONNA’ GROW SHUT! What do I do, Harry, what”? Hermione bawled, and started to go into a full-blown panic attack, just like she was prone to do.

Harry gagged at the thought of the girls being smelly, sort of like a hair caught in ones throat, and that made him think of a pubic hair, and well, he had to swallow a mouthful of barf down at the thought.

“Mione, I’m telling you, you need to high tail it to Madam Pomfrey right now, don’t wait until later, and if she isn’t awake when you get there, you need to demand that she gets up and sees to you. Hell, tell her it’s a dire emergency, and that’ll get her old bones moving along.

“Plus, you might aught to inform her to get a good stiff drink of Old Ogden’s ready, or a good strong calming draught, as she’ll need it. Why I’ll bet she’ll get wrote up in one of those fancy-pants medical journals for curing you. Why, I’ll guarantee it, I just know it! She’s really good at this sort of thing, you know, as I’ve heard rumors, you know, about some of those Slytherin girls, especially Parkinson. Yes, they say Parkinson had something similar wrong, and she gave her a couple of injections, and well, the burning went away, you know, when she peed, and all, or what ever that meant. They said she was right as rain in a few days, and was already dating again”! Harry said, as he pulled Hermione up off the couch, and led her over to the portrait hole.

“Yes, now hurry along, Mione’, don’t dawdle around here, and go straight to the Hospital Wing. If Pomfreys not in there, go to the door right beside the double doors, and that is where her apartment is, or at least that’s where I overheard Flitwick say that he visited her, you know. I think she has a thing for, well dwarf sized men, but that’s just hearsay, neither here nor there, you know. Anyhow, just beat on the door until she answers. It’s best to use your shoe, you know, to beat on the door with, as you can make quite the raucous that way, and she’ll be sure and hear you”!

At this, Hermione spun on her heal, and gave Harry a hug that he was sure cracked several of his ribs, and forced him to look at all the tears, and snot, on her face. “Oh, Harry, you’re such a good friend, and I’ll go there right now! So, thanks, just thanks”!

Hermione gave one final sniff, and fled out the hole, behind the fat woman, and Harry turned around to head back upstairs, but was confronted with both Alex and Seamus, who were both laughing at his predicament.

“Aw, fuck off, both of you! I’m gonna’ go get a few more hours of sleep, and I wont explain anything until then, understood”? Harry growled, as he stormed past the two other fifth years that were still chortling. “All I know is, that this morning is really fucked up, fine and dandy, yes sir-ee Bob, it is, really, and it’s just really fucking hilarious, smelly, grown-shut, hairy cooters, and all!

“How about some sausages, mate”? Seamus asked the tall, lanky Alex.

“Yea, better get them before Ron wakes, eh, but maybe I’ll have a few kippers on the side, you know, to put on Harry’s plate if he shows up”! Alex said, then burst out with a laugh, and the two made their way to the Great hall.
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