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The Mudblood And The Werewolf	By : Snape26 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Remus/Hermione Views: 11473 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter 36: WAR

�� Hermione
awoke early the next morning and hurried off to the castle. She snickered
thinking about the surprise that Severus was going to get that morning. She
went down to the kitchens and cornered a house elf.

�� I want you to make
sure that Professor Snape gets this,� Hermione said, placing the covered pot
that she had gotten from a Wizarding joke shop in his hand. �And make sure that
only Professor Snape gets it.�

�� Of course,� the
house elf said.

Hermione rushed from the kitchens.

�� Hermione
arrived just as the main group of Professors entered. Remus gave her a strange
look, but passed her by. Hermione snickered as she thought what Severus would
do when the covered pot arrived.

�� Hermione,� Harry
said, setting next to her. �Have you seen Ron?�

Hermione shook her head, just as the owl post arrived.

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�� Severus
watched the post arrive, snickering to himself. He was
going to pull a prank that would make a muggle proud. Along with the usual owls
that arrived with the mail a dozen of creatures that he had conjured arrived.
They spotted Hermione and dove at her, dropping a dozen of the foulest smelling
eggs that Severus could think of. They landed hard, right on her head.

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�� Hermione
screamed as the eggs landed, covering her with something that came out of a
troll�s nose. She glared at him, just as the breakfast appeared.

�� Severus, I�m going
to kill you,� she yelled.

He grinned at her in response.

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�� Severus
felt like laughing his head off when Hermione screamed at him. However, he saw the
pot and when he opened it; he let out a yell that would make Ron proud. In a
vat of grease was a real human hand.

�� HERMIONE!� he
bellowed. �I�M GOING TO KILL YOU.�

Hermione just grinned and left the Great Hall.

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�� I don�t know what
was worse, the smell or the hand?� Professor McGonagall said. �Those two are
nuts.�

Dumbledore snickered.

�� I wouldn�t call
them nuts, just a little crazy,� he said. �However, the human hand was
brilliant.�

McGonagall grinned.

�� What do you expect
from Hermione?�

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�� As for
Hermione she was busy destroying Severus classroom with toilet paper and
placing a large vat of eggs right over his desk. She charmed them so that they
were invisible to everyone, but her. She then hurried up and left.

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�� HERMIONE
JANE LUPIN!� Severus bellowed when he saw the mess that his classroom
was. �THIS IS SO COMPLETELY MUGGLE.�

Remus laughed.

�� You got to admit
that she does have class,� he said.

Severus glared at him.

�� Oh come on,
Severus, it�s not like you know all about this.�

�� For your information,
Lupin, my house got egged and papered when I was little,� he told him. �Oh your
wife is going to have to do better then that.�

And no sooner had he said that but the entire mountain of
eggs fell right on Severus head. Remus roared with laughter, pounding his hand
against the desk.

�� Oh, now that�s
funny,� Remus said.

Severus grumbled.

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�� When are you going
to stop doing this?� Harry asked Hermione, as she put a fake dead woman, which
had been enchanted to look even more horrible then before, in Severus�s
quarters and a real snake in his spare robes.�

�� When he says that
my pranks are better then his,� Hermione told him. �Of course, I live for
this.�

Harry had a bad feeling about this.

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�� Severus
walked into his quarters to change into his spare robes. When he reached for
them, he put them on and then left. However, that�s when the snake struck. He
slithered out of the top of his robes and hissed at him.

�� GET IT OUT,�
Severus screamed. �GET IT OUT.�

Hermione was laughing her head off not to far away. He
finally yanked them off showing off his pink boxers. Hermione snapped a picture
of it and then ran off. She had a date with Colin Creevy.

�� That
afternoon Severus walked into the Great Hall among roars of laughter. Even his
Slytherin�s were laughing at him. He glared at them, but they continued to
laugh at him. When he sat down, he noticed that the staff was snickering at
him.

�� WHAT IS SO BLOODY
FUNNY?� he screamed.

Dumbledore pulled out the photo of him in his pink boxers
that Colin had developed and duplicated.

�� Sounds like
Hermione had a lot of fun with you,� Dumbledore told him.

Severus made a vow to kill her.

�� After
dinner he returned to his quarters and no sooner had he opened the door to his
closet that the dead woman had came at him. He bolted. That night, he slept in
Remus�s spare office.

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�� Severus, are you
in there?� Ginny asked.

She saw Severus opening the door slowly.

�� Are you alone?� he
asked.

�� Ya,� Ginny said.

He opened the door and motioned her inside.

�� What is wrong with
you?� Ginny asked.

�� Oh nothing except
that your friend is turning this into a living nightmare,� he told her.

Ginny giggled.

�� It�s not funny,�
he said.

She smiled.

�� Of course not,�
Ginny said. �However, I think you look cute in pink boxers.�

He looked at her and she winked. He felt much better.

Note: Oh well Ginny can make anyone feel better. Next
chapter: Marcus arrives to tell Dumbledore about Ron, Ginny sends her mother a
small present, and Hermione punishes Slytherin house.
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