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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
9,708
Reviews:
37
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0
Currently Reading:
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Fan Fiction Finnigan and Thomas
title: Fan Fiction Finnigan And Thomas
author: Chibimono Akuno
email: chibimono@msn.com
category: comedy, romance, slight smut....
spoilers: SS/SP, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP
rating: NC-17 for scenes of... smut!
disclaimers: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful goddess J.K. Rowling and all other companies that own them. I bow before you and beg for your forgiveness of using these characters. I only wish to entertain, not make money.
A/N: Well well well... Lookie here? There are two names listed there? Yes... You know what this means...? Um... Why are you looking at me? I\'m not the one you should look to for answers. Go see Harry and Draco! They\'re the Fan Fiction masters, as it seems. And here, for your reading pleasure, is the fourth instalment of the Fan Fiction Series! Take it away boys! Oh! And a special thanks to Kat for introducing me to the word \"pash\"... I feel so stupid having not known it...
Fan Fiction Finnigan And Thomas
by Chibimono Akuno
*scratch scratch scribble scribble scribble*
A rustle of paper and a sigh.
*scribble scribble scratch scratch scribble*
\"You Gryffindors confuse the Hell out of me.\"
A quill was put aside. \"Like you Slytherins are the most straightforward and clear people I have ever met?\"
\"I fail to find any humour in your sarcasm.\"
\"What\'s got your knickers in a twist all of a sudden?\"
A pout. \"We\'re not the only ones being slashed...\"
\"Not the only ones being slashed? No kidding! We are not the only ones for lot of things. Not the only ones to snog in the Astronomy Tower? Nope. Not the only ones to shag in the Quidditch locker rooms? Definitely not. Not the only ones to deflower each other under the Head Table in the Great Hall?\"
\"You have heard about other people shagging under the Head Table!? No, that was most definitely a first in history made by us!\"
\"Well... other people have done it... but not during dinner.\" A smile. \"Yeah... That was all us, love...\"
A smirk. \"Of course. I must say, though, that I am still rather surprised it was all your idea...\"
\"Why does that surprise you? You made me into this nympho.\" Shrug. \"Now what is it that has you so confused about us Gryffindors?\"
\"Authors have been slashing Thomas and Finnigan...\"
Grimace. \"Ick. Yes, so I\'ve read.\"
\"What is with the \'ick\'?\"
\"Dean and Seamus are just really good friends. I think it\'s kinda awkward, maybe a little gross. I mean, I wouldn\'t want to be slashed with Ron, but gawd! You\'ve seen how many of those are out there-\"
Growl. \"Yes, I have. And when I catch those writers... I\'ll grind their bones to powder! There will be nothing left to even add water and use as ink!\"
Sigh. \"I love it when you get that wicked little gleam in your eye... It reminds me of the old days...\"
\"It was only last year.\"
\"I know, but still...\"
\"Anyways, I thought Finnigan and Thomas were lovers.\"
\"No.\"
\"Really? Why do they hang all over each other like they do?\"
\"They are just friendly with each other, that\'s all.\"
Snort. \"Seems like they could be best friends with benefits to me...\"
\"Is that all you think about? Two boys shagging? Don\'t you shag me enough that you don\'t have to think of anyone else?\"
\"It\'s not like I think of them in my mind like they are mental porn!\"
\"That\'s good then!\"
\"It\'s just gross... They are not nearly as attractive as I am! I don\'t want to see them shagging!\"
Hmph. \"I must be gorgeous then, if you are shagging me...\"
\"Mmmmm, yeah.... especially when you get off....\"
Blush. \"Draco!\"
\"Kiss me, Harry...\"
\"Right here in the Library?\"
\"Oh yeah... don\'t you want to do it in the Library? We haven\'t defiled it yet... it would be another off our list of rooms to shag in before we graduate.\"
Smile. \"Okay... but what about the other students? They will be surprised to see us like this...\"
A leer. \"That\'s why you stay quiet. It\'s a game, Harry. If you can shag in public without getting caught, it\'s like you win points.\"
\"Points for what?\"
\"I\'m talking figuratively, you tosser! Now get over here so I can bugger you!\"
Slowly swaggers between a row of shelves. \"Why are you always buggering me? Why is it never the other way around?\"
\"That\'s for a special occasion, like... our next Hogsmeade weekend...\"
Snog.
\"We can get a room at the Three Broomsticks...\"
Pash.
\"And just shag all damn night...\"
Grope.
\"Oh, Draco....\"
\"Shhh....\"
\"Mmmmm... oh, yes....\"
Sounds of snogging.
\"Ah... Harry...\"
\"Touch me...\"
Slips hand down pants with a snicker. \"Here?\"
\"Ngh! Draco!\"
\"Shush, love. Not so loud...\"
Overheard gasp.
\"Shhh... not loud I said.\"
\"But... mmmm... I didn\'t make a sound...\"
\"Be completely silent...\"
Gasp. \"You know how difficult that is with your fingers up my arse?\"
\"Just try.\"
Sloppy kissing.
\"Now... that\'s not us...\"
\"That sounds disgusting...\"
Peering through the bookshelves. \"It is disgusting!\"
Following suit. \"See? I was right! What did I tell you about Thomas and Finniga
\"Ack! Give me soap to wash my eyes out!\"
Hands on hips. \"Potter, Honestly! You act like you have never seen two boys going at it before!\"
\"No, I haven\'t... Unless you include us... but still! I never wanted to see my friends like this...\"
\"You are such an immature child.\"
A whimper. \"I don\'t believe it! Why? Why in the library? You know I can never come in here again, now!\"
Exasperated. \"You haven\'t cum here to begin with, Harry... now stop being such a ponce and come back over here.\"
\"No... I need to go where I can scrub my brain clean from such images...\"
\"Harry?\"
\"What?\"
Smirk. \"Are you afraid you might be turned on watching your friends go at it?\"
\"It makes life a bit awkward, doesn\'t it?\"
\"AH HA!\"
\"What are you \'Ah ha\'ing for, you sodding git?\"
\"You are afraid to be a voyeur.\"
\"Draco... those are my friends... and that\'s just gross...\"
Moving a few books aside for a better look. \"Oh, Harry! Come here... Remember when we were talking about rimming? Look! You can see it in action!\"
Taking off for the door. \"I am *so* out of here!\"
\"Wait for me! I want to have a wank with you in the bathroom stall!\"
~ the end ~
author: Chibimono Akuno
email: chibimono@msn.com
category: comedy, romance, slight smut....
spoilers: SS/SP, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP
rating: NC-17 for scenes of... smut!
disclaimers: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful goddess J.K. Rowling and all other companies that own them. I bow before you and beg for your forgiveness of using these characters. I only wish to entertain, not make money.
A/N: Well well well... Lookie here? There are two names listed there? Yes... You know what this means...? Um... Why are you looking at me? I\'m not the one you should look to for answers. Go see Harry and Draco! They\'re the Fan Fiction masters, as it seems. And here, for your reading pleasure, is the fourth instalment of the Fan Fiction Series! Take it away boys! Oh! And a special thanks to Kat for introducing me to the word \"pash\"... I feel so stupid having not known it...
Fan Fiction Finnigan And Thomas
by Chibimono Akuno
*scratch scratch scribble scribble scribble*
A rustle of paper and a sigh.
*scribble scribble scratch scratch scribble*
\"You Gryffindors confuse the Hell out of me.\"
A quill was put aside. \"Like you Slytherins are the most straightforward and clear people I have ever met?\"
\"I fail to find any humour in your sarcasm.\"
\"What\'s got your knickers in a twist all of a sudden?\"
A pout. \"We\'re not the only ones being slashed...\"
\"Not the only ones being slashed? No kidding! We are not the only ones for lot of things. Not the only ones to snog in the Astronomy Tower? Nope. Not the only ones to shag in the Quidditch locker rooms? Definitely not. Not the only ones to deflower each other under the Head Table in the Great Hall?\"
\"You have heard about other people shagging under the Head Table!? No, that was most definitely a first in history made by us!\"
\"Well... other people have done it... but not during dinner.\" A smile. \"Yeah... That was all us, love...\"
A smirk. \"Of course. I must say, though, that I am still rather surprised it was all your idea...\"
\"Why does that surprise you? You made me into this nympho.\" Shrug. \"Now what is it that has you so confused about us Gryffindors?\"
\"Authors have been slashing Thomas and Finnigan...\"
Grimace. \"Ick. Yes, so I\'ve read.\"
\"What is with the \'ick\'?\"
\"Dean and Seamus are just really good friends. I think it\'s kinda awkward, maybe a little gross. I mean, I wouldn\'t want to be slashed with Ron, but gawd! You\'ve seen how many of those are out there-\"
Growl. \"Yes, I have. And when I catch those writers... I\'ll grind their bones to powder! There will be nothing left to even add water and use as ink!\"
Sigh. \"I love it when you get that wicked little gleam in your eye... It reminds me of the old days...\"
\"It was only last year.\"
\"I know, but still...\"
\"Anyways, I thought Finnigan and Thomas were lovers.\"
\"No.\"
\"Really? Why do they hang all over each other like they do?\"
\"They are just friendly with each other, that\'s all.\"
Snort. \"Seems like they could be best friends with benefits to me...\"
\"Is that all you think about? Two boys shagging? Don\'t you shag me enough that you don\'t have to think of anyone else?\"
\"It\'s not like I think of them in my mind like they are mental porn!\"
\"That\'s good then!\"
\"It\'s just gross... They are not nearly as attractive as I am! I don\'t want to see them shagging!\"
Hmph. \"I must be gorgeous then, if you are shagging me...\"
\"Mmmmm, yeah.... especially when you get off....\"
Blush. \"Draco!\"
\"Kiss me, Harry...\"
\"Right here in the Library?\"
\"Oh yeah... don\'t you want to do it in the Library? We haven\'t defiled it yet... it would be another off our list of rooms to shag in before we graduate.\"
Smile. \"Okay... but what about the other students? They will be surprised to see us like this...\"
A leer. \"That\'s why you stay quiet. It\'s a game, Harry. If you can shag in public without getting caught, it\'s like you win points.\"
\"Points for what?\"
\"I\'m talking figuratively, you tosser! Now get over here so I can bugger you!\"
Slowly swaggers between a row of shelves. \"Why are you always buggering me? Why is it never the other way around?\"
\"That\'s for a special occasion, like... our next Hogsmeade weekend...\"
Snog.
\"We can get a room at the Three Broomsticks...\"
Pash.
\"And just shag all damn night...\"
Grope.
\"Oh, Draco....\"
\"Shhh....\"
\"Mmmmm... oh, yes....\"
Sounds of snogging.
\"Ah... Harry...\"
\"Touch me...\"
Slips hand down pants with a snicker. \"Here?\"
\"Ngh! Draco!\"
\"Shush, love. Not so loud...\"
Overheard gasp.
\"Shhh... not loud I said.\"
\"But... mmmm... I didn\'t make a sound...\"
\"Be completely silent...\"
Gasp. \"You know how difficult that is with your fingers up my arse?\"
\"Just try.\"
Sloppy kissing.
\"Now... that\'s not us...\"
\"That sounds disgusting...\"
Peering through the bookshelves. \"It is disgusting!\"
Following suit. \"See? I was right! What did I tell you about Thomas and Finniga
\"Ack! Give me soap to wash my eyes out!\"
Hands on hips. \"Potter, Honestly! You act like you have never seen two boys going at it before!\"
\"No, I haven\'t... Unless you include us... but still! I never wanted to see my friends like this...\"
\"You are such an immature child.\"
A whimper. \"I don\'t believe it! Why? Why in the library? You know I can never come in here again, now!\"
Exasperated. \"You haven\'t cum here to begin with, Harry... now stop being such a ponce and come back over here.\"
\"No... I need to go where I can scrub my brain clean from such images...\"
\"Harry?\"
\"What?\"
Smirk. \"Are you afraid you might be turned on watching your friends go at it?\"
\"It makes life a bit awkward, doesn\'t it?\"
\"AH HA!\"
\"What are you \'Ah ha\'ing for, you sodding git?\"
\"You are afraid to be a voyeur.\"
\"Draco... those are my friends... and that\'s just gross...\"
Moving a few books aside for a better look. \"Oh, Harry! Come here... Remember when we were talking about rimming? Look! You can see it in action!\"
Taking off for the door. \"I am *so* out of here!\"
\"Wait for me! I want to have a wank with you in the bathroom stall!\"
~ the end ~