Sexy Slytherin
Zorro has arrived!!
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Title : Sexy Slytherin
Author : Sambre
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style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>A/N: style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-fareast-font-family:"MS Mincho";
mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:JA'>Shame on me!!! I know!! You can
strike me after so many years of silence! T_T (But not too much, if not I
cannot write any more!)
Thank you very much for all your reviews!!! <3<3<3
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-fareast-font-family:"MS Mincho";
mso-ansi-language:EN-GB;mso-fareast-language:JA'>Chapter 4:
rushiiing !!!!
The great Zorro!!
«
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>By
the tentacles of the giant squid!! He had fallen into Potter’s office!
Potter.
After having passed his examinations during his
seventh year, in spite of the vicious and deadly attacks of Voldemort,
Harry had followed intensive training as an Auror.
Unfortunately, the young man had quickly realized that
a life of hunting and bloodshed was not appropriate for him. He had had enough
fighting against the Death Eaters, who had slaughtered whole families for their
causes--or rather, to satisfy the thirst of power of their “beloved” Master.
At the end of four long years, Harry took his courage
with two hands and presented his candidature as a
professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts for Hogwarts.
Dumbledore was enchanted and immediately give the job
to the Boy-Who-Lived. Indeed, for almost three years, a temporary professor
sent by the Ministry of Magic had occupied the place. Fortunately for the
students, he was the opposite of Umbridge!
In short, Harry took the place and had brilliantly
held it now for two years.
During these two years of torture, Severus
it be out of decorum or of secret meetings for the Order.
And that killed him little by little.
And as a perfect spy he did not show it, of course!
Thus, i
EN-US'>n private, he dreamed of being able to touch the so soft and so tanned
skin; to caress the black hair always so untamed, of planting a kiss on those
so tantalizing and perfect lips.
The Potions Master squinted
his eyelids with silent rage and tried to replace his rigid and severe mask he
showed to the face of the world.
He needed to get a better hold on himself!
He was safe and had been lucky to fall on his Harry
after all his mishaps.
Oh! He didn’t recognize himself any more since his
wake at the infirmary!!
As long as anyone can remember, one had never seen
Severus Snape run away like this, let alone shout or
squeal of terror like a damsel would!style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
It was inacceptable!style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>‘
EN-US'>In any case, if anyone ever dares speaking of it, I will deny all of it
completely! Who would believe such ineptitude? Yeah, Severus! DENY IT ALL!’
Snape
EN-US'> sent a glance to the side and saw that Professor Potter’s office was
agreeably well held.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>‘
No dust anywhere, racks filled with books and objects
of all kinds, a large carpet with Gryffindor’s
colors—just looking at it hurt his eyes in a way similar to looking directly
into the sun—as well as idyllic landscape paintings that made the room feel warm,
and one couldn’t help but feel that this armada of comfort was accentuated by
the two comfy armchairs in front of a burning fire.style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
He saw Harry’s feet once again approaching and decided
to answer with an almost normal voice, i.e. to the limit of the sarcasm and
coldness.
« Good evening, Professor Potter.”
“Professor?
EN-GB'> Are
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>A
certain apprehension surfaced, but when he raised his eyes towards the young
man he only saw concern.
To his great surprise, he was frightened by it.
EN-GB'>‘WHAT?!
EN-GB'> Doe
that mean that I will not be jumped? I protest! And highly!! What infamy!!!
stupefied.
No! It was not him who thought this? After having
spent most of the time avoiding the saucy remarks, the wandering hands, the
perverse touch of lustful old men, insane old women and of a wolf in his mating
time, he wished that would Harry undergo to the same evil as the others!
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>‘Severus,
you’re nothing but egotistical!’style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Yes,
but at least, somebody would have finally walked in the Siberian desert that
was his sexual and love lives!!! Damn!!!!
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>This
wasn’t going to be the time that he would experience the great shiver, and to
his demise, he would have to reintroduce his right hand into his intimate life.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>But
so what! The Boy-Who-Lived had to be immune!!!!! style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>But
not the old crouton!
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>Life
was too unjust!!
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Where
had he heard this sentence?
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
breathed deeply and sighed disappointedly.style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
EN-US'>In any case this kind of thing happened only to him.
EN-US'> Why change the good customs, right?style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He was
almost weeping of despair…
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>“Did
Madam Pomfrey let to you leave? I thought that she
had to keep you in observation?” the Boy-Who-Lived naively continued.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Yeah,
well there is observation and then there’s “observation”! To undergo of the
inquisitive hands of this… this predator! And he had been polite! We will see
whether or not he can stay a long time in this indecent and lustful infirmary
by having his family jewels under “observation”!!!
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
could not repress a shiver of horror at this thought.style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>«
EN-US'>Professor Snape?” asked Harry, placing his
hand lightly on his arm. “Why didn't you change?
What’s going on? »
Severus thought perhaps that he would not say anything
to the young man with all the harassing he had undergone. An old proverb says
that the ridiculous does not kill but there are limits with the decorum.
What a shame!!!style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
He wrinkled his eyebrows when he realized that Potter
was worried about him and that he had put a hand on him! They had never
touched! Could this be a side effect of the madness that seemed to have seized every
living person of Hogwarts? Being the Boy-Who-Lived, it was true that his Harry
was much more resistant with the side effects of a spell or a potion…
Harry released his arm and Snape
passed a disillusioned hand through his jet-black hair while sighing deeply.
This simple action hurts him and he felt his headache return with full force.
He rubbed his pained temples with the tips of his fingers and fixed his gaze on
the young man.
He could finally thus realize how much his love had
changed since school…
First height.
EN-US'> The Potions Master was pleased to be taller than average, which enabled
him to intimidate his interlocutors with a frightening ease. Now Harry reached
his nose! And while kind of athletic and slimmer, the young man had gained
muscle and was more compact than him! He knew that if Harry didn’t look like a
frail bird anymore, it was thanks to the intensive and very physical training
of the Aurors. The fact that he was so often outside
had given him beautiful golden skin, which emphasized the bursting green of his
eyes hidden behind the usual pair of round glasses. His face was squarer, more
male, while black and elegant wicks, a little too long perhaps, swept his honey
cheeks and his tender neck…
A true beauty.
EN-US'> In his eyes, anyways…
And inaccessible.
He returned from his daydreams.
« Mr. Potter, I come presently
to announce to you that something strange is taking place in the centre of our
dear school!”
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>The
potions Master showed the door behind him and continued almost pompously:
« I’ve just come back from my
laboratory, which as you know, is beside my office, and I met
what I mean.”
« I see,” Harry answered
quickly, raising dubitative eyebrows, trying to precisely see what
« It’s true that he was not
as…playful like that but he was acting strangely nevertheless. He basically
threw himself at me, Potter, groaned Severus, and he was not the first! First
there was this nurse - who thanks to Merlin could not go very far in her
doubtful actions, then Pomfrey - who knows what she
could do before I woke up! Then there was Dumbledore - who adopted a more than
scandalous attitude toward me, and who is unworthy of being a famous leader of
Hogwarts…Lupin - would this be the werewolves’ mating
season? And there in the corridors of our dear establishment, Filch made
advances on me!! I’m telling you Potter, there are very strange things going on
here!”
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Mouth
open with amazement, Harry felt shocked as soon as he had heard that this dear
director, this example of virtue, had apparently thrown himself on Professor
things!
« Potter, you must help me to
solve this mystery, or at least to give me asylum until everything returns to
normal!”
« Al…
Albus Dumbledore? »
“I know, it’s difficult to believe it, but I swear to
you that it’s the truth! He gave me goosebumps,
Potter!!” the Potions Master added miserably, wishing not to have said these
words, seeing the Boy-Who-Lived becoming very red and trying to awkwardly
repress the laughter which blocked his vocal cords!
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Too late! He could not retract any more.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Then
he continued in his diatribe, his cheeks turned pink by this dishonor, raising
his arms toward the sky:
“And Madam
I was unconscious… I think that she… I believe that she perhaps abused me.”
«
«
have! »
“No, she could not. I was there almost the whole time,
professor. She did not raise a finger to you; that’s just not professional!”
his face again
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Then
the black eyebrows of the young professor of Defense Against
the Dark Arts were wrinkled and his full lips were gripped as if he tried to
take in all the information Snape had given him.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>That
was when a thought struck Severus.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Harry
had remained at his side in the infirmary during his unconsciousness!!!
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
had taken care of him as a friend anxious for the health of one of close to
him!
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
EN-GB'>But then…?
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Did
that mean that His Harry had hidden feelings?? style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>If
he thought long and hard about it, the young man had not been cold at all
toward him when he had appeared on the step of his door. On the contrary, he
appeared concerned when with all his mishaps, and even seemed slightly worried.
Would
mean something?
‘No,
that!! Did you look at him? And you, did you look at you in a mirror lately?
The Boy-who-lived can maybe in extreme cases have pity for you, perhaps even a
little friendship, but he will never feel what you feel for him. NEVER will he
look at you the way you look at him! You’re
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>With
this demoralizing thought, he lowered his eyes to the ground, completely lost.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>“Are
you sure that you are feeling alright? Perhaps you should rest a little.”
Yeah. Great. Fabulous.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
saw that Potter did not believe him.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Who
could believe such a thing anyways?
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>After
all, what kind of interest is there for Dumbledore, the personnel of the school
or even a werewolf to run after the poor small body of Snape
and with what aim?
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Shaken
by this lack of confidence, Severus opened his eyes wide towards Harry, ready
to criticize him when he realized that his story could appear eccentric and
absolutely fantastic for somebody who had not lived them.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Unfortunately,
the only way to prove his good faith was to return to that infested sea of
perverse sharks that was the corridors of Hogwarts.style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>When
pigs flew, yes!!!
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
sighed deeply and raised his shoulders contemptuously.style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>«
EN-US'>Very well,” he spat with slight malice, completely giving up the idea of
convincing Harry.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>The
only thought that snagged him was the hope to be very far away from these nuts
people long enough, so that this anomaly would get rid of itself.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
EN-US'>Sagging
a glance beyond Harry while gesturing toward one of the armchairs close to the
hearth:
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>«
EN-US'>Could I… would it disturb you, then, if I stayed in this room for a
moment?”
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Suddenly
Harry appeared completely horrified and he lowered his eyes towards the ground,
freaked out. That lasted only some seconds, and when he raised his head he
showed remorse on his face.
EN-US'>“By the beard of Merlin!
I am deeply sorry, Professor. Please, take a seat. Tell me everything from the
very beginning.”
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Relieved,
the Potions Master locked the door nevertheless - one could never be too
careful - before going to sprawl in one of the marrowy armchairs, close to the
heat of the fireplace. A quite thin compensation, you will say to me, of his
vexations.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Then
he retold everything. Not even the least sordid detail was left out as he
attentively examined all the emotions that crossed the features of the young
man.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>The
majority of them were perfectly expected and comprehensible, such as
incredulity, the light amusement, the bewilderment, or the fact of being
shocked. On occasion, he thought that he saw also some fugitive expressions
such as fear and consternation with a point of fright. Of course, he could only
suppose considering the Boy-who-lived regained a completely neutral face very
quickly.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Perhaps
he thought that Severus would not see it considering the speed to which this
swirl of conflict emotions appeared, but the Potions Master was excellent in
this specialty that was espionage, and his sharp-edged glance did not miss
anything of this entire event, which he found to be extremely interesting. He
did not speak a word and arrived at the end of his embarrassing…
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>«
EN-US'>And whereas I had succeeded in escaping Lupin,
I happened upon Filch a little later. Although I was only close to him for only
a few seconds, he definitely showed signs of interest towards my person!
Potter, all that is
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>“Did
you notice anything else? For example, say, were they attracted towards each
other, or was this only towards you?”
EN-US'>Snape
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
EN-US'>“Only towards me.
and Albus were very possessive, even.”
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>«
considered the fact that it’s perhaps you who has a problem and not the
inhabitants of Hogwarts? It’s completely possible that something started from
the explosion of your cauldron during your class this morning. A side effect
perhaps that Madame Pomfrey’s tests didn’t note
anything abnormal…”
EN-US'>“By Merlin!
With all that’s going on, I really didn’t have the time to think of it. I
didn’t mishandle anything during my preparation if it’s what you’re insinuating,
Potter!”
« Professor,
no! I… »
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>“I’ve
made this potion hundreds of times!” Severus cut Harry off. “Somebody had to
have put something inside of it to ruin me, or to concrete an unpleasant joke!!
Those nasty little brats!!!”
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Harry
paled slightly, remembering the first few meetings with his hateful professor
of potions.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>«
EN-US'>If I catch whoever made this poor attempt at being funny, he’ll regret
it!!!” he whistled viciously.style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
EN-GB'>“Um… professor?”
interrupted timidly.
« WHAT?! »
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>The
young man jumped
EN-US'> and worked up his courage before launching in a firm voice:
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>«
EN-US'>First of all, you must rest…and you have to eat. It’s better for you not
to move from here for the moment. I will call Dobby so that he can look for
clothing and food for you.”
EN-US'>“Very well.
the moment,” ceded Severus magnanimously.style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
wasn’t insane enough to walk around in the corridors or to be jumped above by
somebody no matter what! He cared too much about his
buttocks!!!!
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>«
EN-US'>In this case, I will prepare my chambers to accommodate you while
waiting to find a solution to your problem,” said Harry while rising up from
his armchair.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>With
these words, he disappeared in an adjacent room.style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
couldn’t believe his luck!!!
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
was going to stay with his Harry! In his place!!!!
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
thought he was dying of joy, and had the impression that he was floating on a
small cloud.
EN-US'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Perhaps
he would even have the chance to see the young man’s naked chest?
naked, period?
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>With
this thought, Snape bit his lower lip with a small
moan, feeling his body answering violently to his desire.
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>Due
to his excitement, he did not hear the “pop” that announced the arrival of a
house elf, and only became aware of it after a few moments, when something
touched the bottom of his robe…or more precisely, his feet!
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>He
broke out in a cold sweat and lowered his eyes towards the small beast that
threaded his long nose under his dress!!style='mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
EN-GB'>But???!!!
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>This
EN-US'> disgusting elf was sniffing his feet erotically!!!!!!
style='mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>This
was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Courier New";mso-ansi-language:EN-US'>“DOOBBYYYYYY!!!!!!”
he howled, fixed on the spot before losing consciousness.
style='font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-ansi-language:EN-GB'>TBC
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