Love bites Vampires kiss | By : botonchan Category: Harry Potter > Slash - Male/Male > Harry/Snape Views: 10825 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Chapter four
Harry sat
dumbfounded. ‘Did...did Snape just say that we have to have… sex! No,
no he cannot have said that! I simply must have misheard him is all? Yes that
must be it; I mean the man hates me. After all, I am the boy who fucking lived
for Merlin sakes! Oh and don’t forget Harry James Potter that you are the very
bane of this man’s existence…’
“Harry my boy,
are you quite alright? You look a bit pale.” The headmaster’s question while
interrupting one train of thought started yet another one.
‘No I am not
alright you jackass! I just recently started questioning my sexuality and now I
am being informed that I have to shag my most hated professor. Bloody hell,
you’ve done it now Harry!’
With a calmness
that belied his inner turmoil, Harry responded, “No Professor
Dumbledore, I am fine. I do, however, have a few questions that I wouldn’t mind
having the answers to...that is if the two of you don’t mind.” Having said
this, Harry fixed his heated gaze upon Severus Snape.
“Not at all,
Harry, by all means, please do go on. Whatever questions you may have I am
quite sure that either Severus or I can get all your questions answered, to the
best of our ability,” Dumbledore took the liberty of answering for both himself
and the potions master looking a little surprised when Snape didn’t even glare
at him for doing so. He didn’t that the potions master had heard none of this
conversation because he was lost deep within his own thoughts.
‘Oh bloody
brilliant, Sev, just what have you gone and gotten yourself into now! Well,
I’ll tell you what a mess you’ve gone and gotten yourself into William Severus
Snape... You’ve gone and made it so that you are now Harry Potter’s mate… FOREVER!’
‘Well I guess
there is naught to be done about it, except hope, hope that James Potter’s son
doesn’t reject you the way James did all those years ago. Because I know my
heart cannot stand to be broken yet again. Especially by someone who is almost
your double in appearance, James.’
“What! So
Snape wasn’t just joking? He...Snape and I are going to have to shag, as in
become lovers!” Harry voice rose and he said this last word with very obvious
distaste in his voice.
Snape had heard
this last statement because Harry’s elevated voice had brought him out of his
musings.
“Yes, Harry, I am
afraid it was no joke. Your very life depends upon this mating and I am sorry
to say that there is no way around this.” Dumbledore answered the teenager
gravely. “I’m very sorry that you are so upset by this, Harry,” he added as an
afterthought.
“Well of course
I’m upset! I mean it’s not every day that one finds out that they are a
vampire…and I did just find out that I have to sleep with my greasy git of a
potions master after all!” Harry burst out and opened his mouth to fume some
more only to be cut off by Snape’s voice.
“What’s the
matter Potter? Pissed off because I don’t throw myself at your feet like Ms.
Granger and Miss Weasley do?” Much to the shock and surprise of both
Professors, Harry’s response was hysterical laughter.
“Why Professor I
am shocked!” Harry choked out.
“And why, pray
tell, is that, Mister Potter?” Snape asked, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
“Because as far
as I know, lesbians do not throw themselves at people like me,” grinned Harry.
“Oh, well then
why are you all so pissed off Har- Mister Potter?” the potions master
questioned heatedly.
Severus had a mad
gleam in his eye that Harry just hated and so he decided that he would do
whatever it took to wipe that stupid smirk off of his pale face.
“Professor, I am
a virgin and while I am almost certain that I’m gay, I’ll be damned if I will
ever sleep with the likes of you! I… would… rather… die!” Harry screamed
emphatically.
With this said
Harry turned on his heel and left Dumbledore’s office leaving two stunned
professors in his wake.
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