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Why Fred and George Will Never Eavesdrop Again ...
By : pittwitch
Category: Harry Potter > Threesomes/Moresomes
Views: 41512 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. -
Chapter List
- 1-Why Fred and George will Never Eavesdrop Again ...
- 2-Why Albus Never Floos Directly to Grimmauld Place ... Anymore.
- 3-Why Harry Won't Look Snape in the Eye ... Ever
- 4-Why Hermione Always Knocks ... Loudly.
- 5-Why Molly Put an End to all the Nonsense ... Finally
- 6-Why Voldemort Is Even Crankier Than ... Normal
- 7-Why Dumbledore and McGonagall Block the Floo Connection ... Always
- 8-Why Bill Weasley Vows to Visit Number Twelve ... More Often
- 9-Why Fred, George and Bill Never Call Hermione a Bookworm ... Anymore.
- 10-Why Hermione Loves Lemon Aides ... in Threes
- 11-Lemons Aid
- 12-Imaginations be Damned
- 13-Why Snape Doesn’t Hate Lupin, Black or Tonks … even after the Voldemort Incident
- 14-Continuation
- 15-Why Bill Weasley Started Learning Muggle Card Games ...
- 16-Why George Weasley Sees a Psychiatrist ... Regularly
- 17-Why Molly Weasley Swears ... at Arthur
- 18-Why Bill Weasley Wants ... a cellyophone
- 19-Why Lupin Fears Tonks
- 20-Why Molly is always prepared for ... anything
- 21-Sunflower
Why Hermione Always Knocks … loudly.
“Nobody move!”
“Nonsense, by all means, move.” The sexy voice drawled from inside the drawing room.”
Wolf whistles, cat calls and hooting? I swear I hear Snape hooting? Hermione thought as she raised her hand to knock on the closed door to the sitting room of Grimmauld Place, having decided to put an end to all the boys’ nonsense once and for all. Her Gryffindor bravery overrode her common sense and she shoved the door open quite rudely to find the three adults pretending to be cowboys, using their fingers for guns, a pirated DVD player in the background with Tombstone playing.
The four people stood staring at each other in absolute horror for a few seconds before the bushy-haired girl turned tail and ran, leaving three embarrassed grown ups to stare at each other, shrug, then return their attention to the movie.
“What’s the next movie you got there, Remus?” Sirius inquired reaching for a handful of greasy buttered popcorn.
“Merlin,” Remus answered.
“MERLIN!” Snape shouted.
“Yep, a muggle’s take on the Great Merlin himself.” Remus answered.
“Well this should be interesting.” Sirius commented, settling into the well-worn couch for the show.
"What's a huckleberry, Remus?" Sirius asked.
"I have no idea. Do you know Snape? Is it some kind of potions ingredient?"
"Not that I am aware of."
Snape pondered aloud, completely engrossed in the film."What are those single curse wands they are using?"
"Guns, Snape, guns. You can remember how to brew Wolfsbane without looking, but you can't remember those things are guns?" Sirius teased the potions master with a shake of his shaggy head.
"I'm your huckleberry, Black," the potions master crooned with a low rumble. Remus snorted, eying the man over his friend.
"I'm your huckleberry, Snape," Remus growled.All right already, I need a bunny swatter. They’re killing me!
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