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Staff behaving badly	By : Goddess81 Category: Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female > Snape/Hermione Views: 16426 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Staff behaving badly

I own nothing, everything written is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed.

This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus.

Chapter 4

Staff Fun Night No 2: Halloween costume party

Harry watched as Hermione put the finish touches to her costume, she looked over at him and he could see her fear being over ruled by her large reserve of Gryfindor courage “ Well?” She asked “Do you think he'll notice me?”.

“Mia my love, you are a Goddess to be worshiped. If only I was the one to of captured your heart, I would be a truly happy man but alas you are saving your heart for another. So instead of just pining for what could never be, I Harry James Potter do hereby swear upon my honor to assist you Hermione Jean Granger in your quest to get your hearts desire one Severus Tobias Snape.” He knelt down on one knee, bowed his head and offered his wand up Hermione “I am your loyal servant do with me what you will.”

“You may rise, your pledge of loyalty pleases me.” She said in mock seriousness. “Now then where did I put my cloak? Because there's not a snowball's chance in hell I'm walking through the corridors dressed like this.”

As Harry handed over the cloak she'd been looking for his mind wandered back to a conversation they'd had a couple of weeks ago.

They were enjoying their usual Sunday chill out session, when he'd decided to bite the bullet and ask Hermione the question he'd wanted to ask for years.

“Mia can I ask you something?”

“Sure Harry, unless it's something like will I massage your feet then the answers no.”

He rolled his eyes “It's not that, although if you loved me you would, no what I was going to ask was…Why do you hate Severus so much? I mean I know he's a bit of an arse sometimes”

“Sometimes Harry? Try all the time.” She interrupted.

“Do you know that there's been a quite few times when I've watched you butt heads with him and I've not been entirely sure whether you're going to kill him or kiss him, you're my bestest best friend in the whole entire world and there's nothing that you can't tell me, you know that.”

Hermione sighed “ I don't hate him Harry I never have, I just can't help myself because whenever he's around he seems to enjoy bringing out the worst in me.” She paused and ran her fingers through her hair in frustration.

“I truly wish I hated him it would make life so much easier but the sad fact of the matter is that I'm hopelessly in love with a man who hates me.”

Harry pulled her into a tight hug, he'd known for along time that she was in love with Severus he'd just needed her to admit it out loud so that he could work on playing cupid, because thanks to the two Marauders who had gotten Severus absolutely drunk after the last fun night and had slipped him a glass of Firewhisky with just a tiny drop of Veritaserum in they'd found out the real reason why he acts the way he does towards Hermione. Needless to say after getting over the initial shock they'd told him and now all was left for him to do was to get two of the most stubborn people he knew to lower their guards and let each other in. Simple!

As luck would have it a idea came to him in the form of the next staff fun night.

“Mia I have an excellent idea on how to get you your man.”

“Tranquilizer dart full of Amortentia.” She quipped.

“Nearly right hun, but instead of potion you are going to use your feminine wiles to drive him insane with lust and the next staff fun night will be the perfect time to start, now to catch a snake you've got to think like a snake.”

They had spent the rest of the day making plans and doing research into the perfect costume to drive the Potion Master wild.

“Hello earth to Harry, are you ready to go? Are you sure he's going to notice me? Maybe I should wear something different.”

He smiled at his friend's nervousness “Mia take a deep breath and relax, as I've already said you look stunning, besides if he doesn't notice you we'll know that he's really a member of the Inferi.”

This last comment made her chuckle, she cast a quick silencing charm so she wouldn't jangle as she walked down the corridor “One last thing Harry, THAT snake goes back to Hagrid after this evening, we are not having it as a pet, even if it is just a harmless grass snake and pouting will get you no where.”

“Fine you win! Hagrid gets the snake back later, now lets go and wow our colleagues with our snake charmer and belly dancer outfits.” The two friends left and quickly headed to the staff room.

Meanwhile already in the staffroom Severus, Remus and Sirius were in a corner laughing their heads off at some of the outfits that were being paraded in front of them.

“Sweet Merlin's sweaty nutsack! somebody please scourgify my eyes I do not want the image of Sybil in a French maids outfit burned into my brain for all of eternity.” Groaned Sirius hiding behind Remus as Sybil waved at him from across the room.

“Now there's sight to sooth your eyes Pads.” Murmured Remus nodding his head at a very sexy looking Little Red Riding Hood (Imogen Vector)and Tinkerbell (Aurora Sinistra) who were talking to a very realistic looking messy scarecrow (Pomona Sprout).

The head mistress was doing the rounds of the room when she noticed the three men laughing away in the corner and decided go over and chat to them “It's nice to see that some of you made an effort this evening.” Said Minerva looking at Sirius's pirate costume and Remus's Robin hood, she gave Severus who'd come dressed as Zorro a mock scowl, “Black again Severus? How predictable.”

“At least I'm wearing a costume Minnie, I thought that everyone had to wear a costume including you.” He retorted with his trademark smirk on his face because he knew full well that she was dressed as the wicked witch from the muggle film the Wizard of Oz.

Before Minerva could reply the door opened and in walked Harry who looked like something out of Arabian nights, under one arm he had a wicker basket that had a little green grass snake poking it's head out and in the other was a flute. Hermione was right behind him with her cloak wrapped tightly around her.

Minerva walked over to them and said a quick hello before having to go and rescue Hagrid who was being harassed by a drunk Sybil for a dance.

They made their way over to Severus, Sirius and Remus were stood, Harry bowed low and pretended to introduce themselves “Good evening to you gentlemen, my name's Harry and I'll be your snake charmer this evening and this is my lovely young dancing girl.” He clapped his hands and Hermione removed her cloak to reveal a 1950s Hollywood dancer of the seven veils style harem outfit in silver and green.

“Hells Bells woman! An outfit like that could give a man a heart failure.” Exclaimed Severus as he tried hard but failed miserably not to stare at Hermione's costume or lack of it.

He watched the brazen little witch wink at him and could of sworn he'd heard her whisper “I'm very sorry my outfit displeases you Master, I will remove it for you if you like.” As she passed him to give the two Marauders a hug.

She'd come as Harry's slave girl so she'd spent the entire night in character fetching them drinks, the silver coins on her skirt driving him mad with their tinkling sound as she moved in time to the music that was playing, his mind was not his friend to night as it kept sending him erotic pictures of her dancing just for him slowly removing the scarves from her skirt till only silk green panties remained.

Hermione loved the effect she was having on Severus who'd spent the entire night just staring at her like a starving man before a feast, she'd been really naughty by sending him low wave mental images of herself dancing for him slowly removing the scarves till all she was wearing was green silk panties, admittedly the thought of performing a strip tease for him was turning her on as well, so much so that the panties she was wearing were slightly moist.

Severus had decided enough was enough there was only so much torture a man can endure before he snaps, and the sight of Hermione casually lick the foam from the neck of her beer bottle had been the one to send him over the edge, now normally he'd say she'd done it subconsciously and would of done so again tonight till he realized that she had been watching him the entire time. Now he was a take charge kind of guy who disliked having the rules of the game changed halfway through. “If she wants to play with fire.” Severus thought “Then he was more than willing to give her the matches.”

He made sure the next time she looked his way that he deliberately held her gaze, winked and raised his glass to her to let her know that he was onto her and was more than willing to play by the new rules of their strange game.

Later that night as she laid in bed she wondered what would happen next now that the rules of war had changed, “It was going to be eventful that's for sure.” She thought as she drifted off to sleep, dreaming of a masked man who watched her dance just for him.

I hope you all enjoy reading this chapter, I chose not to mention all the outfits at the party just because it would make this chapter really long, but if you would like to know, just send me a message and I'll send a list to you.

I couldn't find an exact picture for Hermione's outfit online and believe me I looked (which is one of the reasons I've taken a bit longer getting this chapter posted) but the image in my head is based on the 1950's Hollywood movies, the one that is most like it is the outfit from the first (of four) dance sequences from the 1955 film, "Son of Sinbad" if you wanted to look it up just go to youtube and type Fifties cheesecake dance no 5 and just imagine it in Slytherin colours.
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