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Lost Girl and The Heathen COMPLETE	By : Talented_Mrs_Lupin Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Het - Male/Female Views: 10563 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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“Damn it, Tony” Bruce snapped “Did you have to alienate her the other day…she’s been in her room for the last three days packing”

“I tried to apologize” Stark explained “She told me to leave her alone”

“Try again” Steve told him “She’s been through some stuff. Wanda doesn’t know a lot of what happened but Jarvis does, even if he won’t say anything about it”

“Where is he, by the way?” Stark asked, clearly trying to change the subject.

“I believe he’s in the living room going through her purse” Banner said frowning “Has he eaten today…or yesterday for that matter?”

“I didn’t realize I was babysitting him” Tony sneered.

“Well he is your android” Bruce muttered.

“Yours too” Stark shot back.

“Christ!” Wanda snapped, muttering a bit under her breath in her native language “I’ll feed him” She stopped with a sandwich in her hand as she went to the living room “Pietro and I were thinking about going to England with Hermione…I think Jarvis wants to go too”

“You can’t…” Stark snapped.

“I want to be with my family” Wanda hissed at him “And you’ve made it clear that you don’t want her around so if she leaves then we leave”

“You can’t take Jarvis though” Tony warned her menacingly.

“Jarvis” She said “Can make up his own mind and he wants to follow Hermione, she has been the only person to take an actual interest in his wellbeing and she can teach him all he needs to know!”

~~~//~~~

Hermione was sitting in her room going over her books and plans for her future when she got home. She would miss Wanda and Pietro a lot but she was sure that she would be able to convince them to visit her at Christmas time. She worried about Jarvis and a part of her wanted to tell him to come with her just so she could make sure that he was eating. But he was not her responsibility and she needn’t worry about him as much as she was, she frowned and tried to figure out why she cared so much. She sat at her vanity brushing back her brown hair and admired the dye job that Wanda had done her first week there. They had put in caramel and blonde streaks, the effect was light enough to notice but subtle enough that it didn’t stand out horribly and with the right amount of make-up she looked pretty good. She was rubbing her favorite lotion in to her arms when there was a knock on her bedroom door, she raised her eyes to the door through her mirror and called out entry to them. To her surprise it was Tony who came through the door and he did so quickly, quietly closing it behind him before looking at her.

“I need to talk to you” He said “I feel that this conversation has been long overdue”

“And what is this conversation?” She asked, turning to look at him.

“We’ve…had our differences” He told her “I’ve been difficult and I apologize. I don’t even know why I’m acting like this I think that maybe I’m jealous of your magic or the way the others have taken to you…”

“You” Hermione said “Are Iron Man, why the hell would you be jealous of me?”

“I…weather they mean to or not” He said sadly “The others use me. Without me, they wouldn’t have their suits, there wouldn’t have been an Android to protect us and no financial backing”

“Oh” Hermione said, in her mind she went through all of her muggle psychology books and realized that she had now figured out what was wrong with Stark “Is that why you just didn’t care of Jarvis?” He looked confused and she noticed that when he got confused he started to get that angry look on his face “Because you felt that he would inevitably just use you like the others do?” He shrugged “If he was, in plain terms, like an animal then he would be dependent on you completely and wouldn’t be able to function properly without you constantly there…so he’d never be able to…”

“Leave me” Tony finished “I suppose…well, after the constant fighting and break ups with Pepper, it was sort of nice to think that he would never not need me” He laughed a little too himself “I know, it’s a selfish way of thinking and I never claimed to be the most mature person”

“Why are you telling me this?” She asked.

“This is hard” He sighed and shrugged his shoulders a few times, then swung his arms back and forth a few times “I was thinking that maybe you wouldn’t mind staying…a little bit longer” He looked at her from under his lashes “Everyone would miss you and it seems a waste to have had this talk now and have you leave tomorrow, doesn’t it?”

“It does” She agreed after a moment.

“Does that mean you’ll stay?” Tony asked.

“I guess” She answered “For a little while longer, that is”

Tony left her bedroom a little after that feeling better about everything. She still rubbed him the wrong way but he would pretend that they were getting along for the sake of the Avengers. When he went outside to soak up the last of the days sun he missed the grins that adorned all the faces in the living room. There had been a small lie that Wanda had told, she and Pietro never had any intention of leaving America with her. Steve, however, knew that Tony would go above and beyond to make sure that the team didn’t get broken up. Apparently he’d been right, a few minutes after Tony went outside Hermione came out and told them that she was going to be staying a little bit longer. Wanda squealed and ran over giving her a hug and jumped up and down then made the announcement that they should have a movie night. Hermione shrugged and laughed at her cousins excitement while Pietro offered to go get the junk food for the night.

“A movie night?” Steve repeated with barely concealed disgust “Are we teenagers or adults?”

“Adults have movie nights too, you know?” Wanda said and flashed him a little flirty smile and Hermione raised her brows at her. Wanda had told her all about her crush on the hunky superhero and she’d been trying to push her in to telling him. This was a step in the right direction and she gave her a thumbs up to encourage her to continue on with her flirting.

“Oh” He smiled slightly and Hermione saw pink stain his cheeks.

“I’m going to go get Jarvis” Hermione announced “I thought I heard some thunder a minute or so ago, shall we do horror movies?”

“Yes!” Wanda said and gave a meaningful look at Steve who was outside talking to Tony. Banner looked over at Natasha getting ready to make a comment about the childishness of a ‘movie night’ but found her eagerly smiling so all he did was sigh in resignation.

“I will not be joining your…movie night” Thor announced “I am going to London to visit Jane, if she’s not too busy I will see if she’d like to come back and spend a few days with us”

“That’d be nice” Hermione said as she gave him a hug and then walked out of the living room as Pietro zipped from the room, Wanda and Natasha started to ‘set the mood’ and were talking about where everyone would sit. Hermione knew that with her upbringing in Russia and being trained as an assassin Natasha had never been able to have a normal movie night experience. This was good for everyone. She knocked on Jarvis’s bedroom door and it was opened a second or so later by the tall android, his clear, light blue eyes looked at her curiously.

“I’ve chosen to stay a little longer” She told him and he nodded once “We’re going to have a movie night, would you like to join us?”

“Would you like me to join you?” He asked.

“Yes” She answered and he nodded again. He walked back to the living room with her, she brought him to the couch where Tony, Steve and Bruce were waiting then she was pulled from the room by the girls.

Clad in boxer shorts and a tank top, Hermione and the girls came back to the living room (the girls were dressed the same). Wanda and Natasha had picked out where everyone was going to sit, Tasha and Bruce were draped on the couch, Tony was sitting in the comfy armchair, Wanda and Steve were to sit on the old loveseat (which dipped in the middle) and Hermione and Jarvis were the sit on the newer loveseat. The second and biggest couch was saved for Pietro who liked to lay down while watching movies. Wanda had the brilliant idea to bring blankets out for everyone and once Hermione’s was draped perfectly over her and Jarvis she sat down close to him.

“Pietro” Hermione said while Wanda brought out the snack foods he’d brought back “Do you have a girlfriend?”

“No” He answered “Why?”

“I have a friend that I think you’d like” Hermione said “I’ll write to her tomorrow, if Tony doesn’t mind another visitor she could come over”

“I’ll think about it” Tony answered.

“Okay everyone” Wanda announced “The first movie I’m putting on is Poltergeist, the newer one. The older one wasn’t too scary”

“Scary?” Jarvis repeated while she got everything set up “What is scary?”

“Rapid breathing” Hermione explained “Pounding heart, nervous shaking, fidgeting…that’s fear or being scared”

“So am I scared of you?” He asked “My heart pounds when you’re around”

“Oh” She blushed when everyone looked at her “I…I d-don’t know”

“Enough talking” Wanda said “Tasha, can you get the lights?”

Once the room was plunged in to darkness Wanda started the movie and jumped in to her seat beside Steve. Hermione had to give the girls a round of applause when she looked over during their second movie (The Conjuring) and saw Wanda was curled in to Steve’s side with his arm around her. She looked over at Natasha and though both hers and Bruce’s eyes were locked on the television there was some suspicious hand movements under their blanket that led Hermione to assume all was going well over there. Tony had long since lost interest in the movie night and went to bed which made her feel bad, here they all were flirting and hooking up and he had no one for himself. She looked over at her other cousin and found him fast asleep on the couch. She looked across the room again and found Wanda looking at her, raising her brows and motioning towards Jarvis. She rolled her eyes and when she looked to the side she found the same look on Natasha’s face though. She sighed and moved closer to him situating the blanket so they were against one another, he slowly turned his head to look at her and she smiled nervously. As they moved in to their third movie (Anabelle) Hermione was feeling tired and her head was lulling against Jarvis’s shoulder. She tried to look around the room but couldn’t keep her eyes open anymore, the last thing she remembered doing was wrapping her arms around his waist.

~~~//~~~

Tony stretched, showered, got dressed and then walked out of his master bedroom and in to the living room stopping and taking in the scene before him. Pietro was awake and looking around him as well, Wanda was on her side sleeping in front of Steve who was holding her tightly. Bruce had his arms behind his head and Natasha was slung over his lap apparently naked. Jarvis was lying flat on his back with Hermione lying on top of him, he had his arms wrapped around her shoulders holding her against him. Stark walked over quietly looking down at the android and jumped back slightly when he realized that his eyes were wide open. He looked down at him and then waved his hand in front of his face a few times before shrugging his shoulders and walking in to the kitchen.

“He sleeps with his eyes open” Thor said from the table causing Stark to jump “Its most…unnerving”

“Really?” Tony said “That’s what you find unnerving out there?” He looked back out and saw Pietro creeping past the sleeping couples “Not the fact that Romanov and Banner are naked, obviously having had sex on my living room floor?” Pietro snorted when he came in and heard that “Not the fact that our resident android has a witch lying on top of him?”

“What about my sister and Steve?” Pietro asked “Who would have seen that coming?”

“Anyone with eyes” Stark answered with a snort, he looked at Thor “Is Jane here?”

“No” He glared at his coffee cup “I showed up in London, to her apartment and…well…she wasn’t alone in there”

“Oh” Tony frowned “Sorry, man”

“You know what I am wondering?” Pietro asked, trying to break up the sadness in the air “Does Jarvis have a man’s anatomy…if you know what I mean”

“Well he obviously doesn’t have boobs” Tony said then realization dawned on his face “Oh…you mean…a penis?”

“To be blunt” Pietro nodded and Thor started to laugh as quietly as possible “Yes”

“Well I don’t know” Tony said looking back at the still asleep ‘man’ “I wonder if he’d show us…you know, if we asked” He frowned “I don’t know how I’d feel if he was bigger than me though” They all looked over when Banner stood up and started to walk in to the kitchen stopping momentarily, like they all had, to wave his hand in front of Jarvis’s face before shrugging and continuing on for a cup of coffee.

“We’re you guys talking about if Jarvis has a manhood?” Banner asked after a few sips.

“Were we really that loud?” Pietro asked.

“I’ve got good hearing” Banner answered “I have to say that I’m a little curious myself”

It was an hour before Natasha joined them with little secret smiles at Bruce. Then Steve joined them, sliding out from behind Wanda with a red face and an apology to Pietro for hitting on her the night before. Jarvis had turned his head when Natasha had woken up and was giving them the creeps by staring blankly at them. Suddenly, he blinked a few times and life came back in to his eyes and then he was looking down at Hermione who had just began to stir and wiggle about. The occupants of the kitchen watched Hermione stretch then focus on his face before she blushed and moved around. They all noticed when she suddenly saw her stop moving altogether and turn wide, unbelieving eyes to him. She muttered something to him and knelt up quickly, looking at anything and everything other than him before standing up and walking off to her bedroom to use the loo. Jarvis sat up a little and looked down his body confused as to what was going on, before he laid back down and pulled the blanket up, he wasn’t sure what the hell was going on but he felt that maybe he shouldn’t stand up right away.

“I think we may have gotten our answer on the anatomy question” Tony said with a grin “Who wants to take the reins and explain what’s going on with his body to him?”

“Can’t Hermione tell him?” Pietro asked.

“Judging by how quickly she fled the scene upon realizing what had happened…” Tony said “I don’t think this is her area, I think another male should talk to him about it”

“He’s right” Steve said.

“You should do it” Tony said suddenly “You’re the oldest”

“Damn it” Steve muttered.

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