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Memoirs of Fate	By : TragicBackstory Category: Harry Potter AU/AR > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 23587 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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“Harry!”

That was my only warning before I got slammed from both sides by a blubbering man hug. Don’t let the wirey-ness fool you. Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are fucking strong as ox in rutt. I patted his back till I couldn’t breathe then waved for Remus to get him off. The second hug was almost worse.

“You look just like your father now.”

“Well Dumbledore’s bullshit aside, it’s nice to correct old mistakes.” My comment seemed to surprise and disappoint Remus, and please Sirius to no end. “I’ll explain while we eat, Dobby could you– thank you my good sir.” I grinned and high-fived my elf who showed up before I’d even finished the sentence with drinks and finger foods on the table I’d already had prepared. Round and small it let us sit close without being in each other’s laps.

“What’s this about?” Remus was direct, like I’d remembered him.

And so I told them everything.

My past, their past, their deaths, the life I’d lived, the world as it stood and the secrets we’d all nearly taken to our graves. By the end of it they were awestruck and even a bit amused at the fact I was pranking the universe itself.

“Harry this is dangerous magic you’re toying with, It could be undone simply by telling us this.” Remus popped a grape into his mouth and set a hand on Sirius shoulder, one of many gestures I’d questioned over the years.

“I don’t think either of you are willing to sacrifice my happiness for something as simple as the fate of the world.” I quipped, and it was only Sirius who smiled.

“But you said I had a son…” Remus this time seemed more sad and concerned, so I patted his leg beside the table.

“One I will make sure still happens, we have about…oh, two years to make sure?” I grinned, “I also want to make sure I get you two under oath.”

“What?” Sirius held up both hands, “Whoa there pup, I don’t–”

“I’m sorry, was saving your life and setting up you on a beach somewhere with a harem too demanding of a job for you?” I grinned, and looked over at Remus who just face palmed, though I could see his smile behind his wrist.

“Well, I mean when you put it like that–”

“What if I promised you both…” I grinned, “the most mind blowing experience of your life–”

“This is not something I’m really comforta–”

“With multiple partners….”

“Harry stop, I’m telling–”

“And that you would wake up tomorrow morning in a pile of bodies knowing you had something you Sirius didn’t in your last life…a son.” I watched his eyes go wide, the finger he was pointing at my face slowly drooping to the floor, “buried in the belly of a beautiful woman, with someone you truly have had feelings and respect for your whole life. I swear it; on my magic.”

The flash caught them both off guard. They looked at each other, stunned.

“I’d….I’d say you are as cunning as your father….but when it comes to being forceful and demanding….you’ve got far more than your mother’s eyes.” Sirius almost seemed like he was going to tear up as he took out his wand. I nearly fell over backwards as the magic hit me at once, and I did when it recoiled. I was helped off the floor by both of them, only then realizing Remus had a wand in his off hand.

“Okay.” I brushed myself off. “So this is what I need for you two to do for me during the tournament event–”

“Hold up, let’s go ba–”

“I made a promise, I’ll keep it.” I brushed aside the comment physically as much as verbally, “this is about making sure we stay…here.” I pointed at the spot, referencing our temporal dilemma. “I need you two to break into the ministry…” I saw their eyebrows raise slightly, but apparently neither found the concept undoable. Kind of sad really. “And destroy the chamber with all the time turners, then steal the records of all time turners. At this point in history there are none currently on loan till at least the beginning of next year.”

“Okay…” Remus nodded slowly, “so if we hit them at a point in time like now, no one can go back and change it unless they pull a stunt like you did, but with some other countries' supply of turners.”

“Exactly.”

“Seem’s fair.” Sirius was barely keeping up. “Now, about my ladies.” He wiggled his eyebrow, but I could tell he was concerned.

“First….” I smiled, “I need you to annul the marriage of Bellatrix Lestrange.” I saw them both look at me like I was crazy so I held up my hands, “No…seriously, there is a valid reason and It has nothing to do with either of your sex-lives as far as I know.” the last part I cocked an eyebrow on. Sirius looked ill, but Remus actually laughed.

“Fair enough…” Sirius looked confused, but he nodded, “not that it would do much good where– NO.” He sat back, and I got worried. “Harry there is no way she would ever–”

“You let me worry about her. You two have bigger relationship issues right now.” I held out my hand. Sirius looked at my clawed gesture confused until I began to turn it.

What happened next involved clamoring, clawing at tables, turning over chairs and ripping at clothes. When it was done a beautiful woman, covered in tattoos and long black hair lay panting on the floor.

“Dobby, have Rita come in here please.”

They both looked up at Rita Skeeter as she walked into the room cautiously. The woman took a respectfully slow seat in the chair that Sirius had been sitting in previously.

“Good evening, You’re Remus Lupin I believe.” She glanced at the woman laying composed but nervous on the floor in clothes that barely fit her. “I don’t believe we’ve met.”

“This is my sister’s magical guardian,” I held out my hand, watching my Uncle…and my now Aunt, look at me sharply, “this little sister of Sirius Black, caste out of the line for being half-muggle and out of the house for not sharing their views.”

“Oh,” Rita seemed to nod, “I didn’t catch your name?” She waited as the woman on the floor realized who she was addressing and stood. After glancing around at the two of us she ducked her chin, and I could see the promise of payback.

“Eridana….” the word seemed to linger, and Remus was smiling curiously at the word as the two locked eyes for a second.

“A beautiful name for a beautiful woman…so Harry,” Now it was Rita’s turn to look nervous, “this isn’t going to be…an interview is it?”

I looked at the other two smiling. “Oh not with me. I just thought you’d like to get to know them before I elevate you to nobility. You might even like to do a respectful opinion piece on them.”

“Oh-Oh?!” Rita looked more than shocked, which matched the room. “And….and how is that going to….happen?” She was looking at the expressions of the other two adults falling into the pit of realization that they themselves had been lovingly pranked.

“Oh simple, you see poor Eridana here has never been with a man.” I gestured, and was actually caught off guard at my now aunt blushing, “And as you know Remus here is afflicted by Lycanthropy. Even outside of the change that gifts a man with unnatural levels of speed, power and–”

“I am aware of such things yes,” Rita cut me off, seeing how uncomfortable everyone was getting, “but I fail to see how that makes ME any part of that conversation.”

“You’re going to be the first Mistress of House Black in 500years.” I smiled softly, “Criminal status has no bearing on lineage rights, and by dinner my godfather will have granted me the title of Head of House Black.” I saw betrayal and a little anger for a second in Eridana’s eyes so I soldiered on quickly, “something I’m giving to Remus. He doesn’t want or need it, but it gives what happens next even more legitimacy.”

You could hear a pin drop and the only noise was breathing and a half finished ‘wuh’ from Remus.

“You see by morning you three will be in a pile in a bed somewhere,” I watched the final realization dawn on Remus’s face, and I couldn’t barely talk for how hard I was smiling, “And you and Eridana will be closer than most women ever get the chance, Remus is a gentleman but I doubt life-long celibacy will make him any less randy.”

“Oh my word, and you–”

“I do need to apologize for putting you in this situation though Rita,” I didn’t seem very apologetic by her expression, “Eri and Remus have known each other their whole lives, and there is a connection there that will temper his lust.” I could see Remus nervously glancing at the woman who’d walked up to the table and was now standing at his shoulder. The fact his arm gently and almost imperceptibly went around her thighs made me smile. “You however are an outsider, a stranger, and a shapely young woman…”

“I…” I actually got Rita to blush, I was impressed with myself, “I’m afraid I’m not following.”

“He’s going to….” I pinched the bridge of my nose, “the muggle expression is appropriate….’fuck you like a bitch’...Rita…” I saw her eyes sparkle, and I was a little amused, “He’s going to make love to his fiance and impregnate her…” I saw the other two no longer able to look at each other, “and he’s going to push her to the very limit of what she can take as a virgin–”

“You’re a virgin at your ag–”

“Deserted Island Rita, Focus.” I snapped my fingers to get her back on me. “The rest of that is going to fall to you. A sexually deprived–”

“Hey now–”

“Virile,” I cut Remus off, “werewolf….who’s just finished destroying his lover….and the rest of that lust is going straight up in you, with the single minded determination to do it all over again.” I watched her thighs rubbing together, not wondering for the first time what this woman would be like in bed…but ah the road not taken. “I’m going to make my wive’s mad and swipe a couple of knockturn potions for you… but I can’t promise that will be enough to let you walk tomorrow, you should floo work and call in sick for a few days.”

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The day finally came, as nervous as I was, and I couldn’t be happier. Padme looked radiant, and clung to my arm like she’d won the grand prize as they called our names and I escorted her down the stairs.

Unlike the first time I had no nerves about the dancing, or the first dance. I twirled and spun and tossed my girl with all the passion a man my new size would allow, and I actually laughed as she and Hermoine laughed at each other in passing up above us during one of the spins.

Ron for his part did his best with her twin sister, but the look on her face told me she was having the time of her life as well. The fact the two were so relaxed with each other was probably because of Hermione.

The girl was developing…lets call it some ‘cucky’ tendencies. Pansy had told me that She’d convinced Parvarti to just spend the night so they could all do their makeup together in the morning and get a head start. It was Seamus however who was regaling the boys in hushed whispers about the phrases coming out of Ron’s closed off bed last night.

“Harder she likes it.” and “No, put it on our faces.” being the two that kept him up the most last night….both figuratively and manually.

This was the thought in the back of my mind as the dance came to an end and I cut in on my best friend and her date with a soft smile. Padme disappeared in Viktor’s arms as I took my best friend for a spin.
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