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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
Views:
1,371
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Slytherin Love
We join Goyle as he follows the tragic saga of Pansy Parkinsy in the daily drama, Slytherin Love.
GoylPansPansy Parkinsy!
First years: Parkinsy, Parkinsy
Goyle: You are the one for me!
First years: one for me, one for me
Goyle: Sent from up above!
First years: up above, up above
Goyle: You are the one I love!
First years: Parkinsy, Oh Parkinsy
Draco: Please don\'t cry my Pansy! You\'re a mean Parkinsy. You\'ve been so good for me. But I must go into the world and do horrible things for the bad of Mud-. And you can\'t come because you don\'t speak French.
Pansy: But if you leave, Drac, who will take me to the ball? Who\'s going to take me to the ball, Drac? I have a new dress and shoes, and new Slytherin lipstick! Who will take me to thll? ll?
Goyle: I\'ll take you to the ball Pansy Parkinsy!
Pansy: Please don\'t go!
Draco: I must!
Pansy: Don\'t go!
Draco: I must!
Pansy: don\'t
Draco: must
Pansy: don\'t, don\'t
Draco: must, must
Goyle: Pansy Parkinsy!
First years: Parkinsy, Parkinsy
Goyle: You are the one for me!
First years: one for me, one for me
Goyle: Sent from up above!
First years: Parkinsy from heaven
Goyle: You are the one I love!
Goyle: Pansy Parkinsy!
First years: Parkinsy, Parkinsy
Goyle: I\'ll be your mon ami!
First years: mon ami, mon ami
Goyle: I\'ll take you to the ball!
First years: to the ball, to the ball
Goyle: I know you\'re not too tall!
First years: You won\'t have trouble dancing!
Pansy: Drac! I\'ve learned French!
Draco: You have?!
Pansy: Mais oui! Je suis Parkinsy. See?!
Draco: Oui! Oui! Mon ami! I always knew you could! I really hoped you would! Now can we go into the world and do horrible things for the bad of Mud-?
Pansy: Yes! But first, Drac…will you take me to the ball? Oh Drac, will you take me to the ball?
Draco: I can\'t dance.
Pansy: You can\'t?
Draco: No!
Pansy: I must go!
Draco: Please don\'t go!
Pansy: I must! co: co: Don\'t go!
Pansy: I must!
Draco: don\'t
Pansy: must
Draco: don\'t, don\'t
Pansy: must, must
Goyle: Pansy Parkinsy!
First years: Parkinsy, Parkinsy
Goyle: You are the one…
Crabbe: Goyle! What are you doing?
Goyle: Just…watching Pansy and Draco, Crabbe.
Crabbe: Well, maybe you should do your homework.
Goyle: Yeah, okay!
Draco: My Pansy! I\'ve learned to dance.
Pansy: Oh Drac!
GoylPansPansy Parkinsy!
First years: Parkinsy, Parkinsy
Goyle: You are the one for me!
First years: one for me, one for me
Goyle: Sent from up above!
First years: up above, up above
Goyle: You are the one I love!
First years: Parkinsy, Oh Parkinsy
Draco: Please don\'t cry my Pansy! You\'re a mean Parkinsy. You\'ve been so good for me. But I must go into the world and do horrible things for the bad of Mud-. And you can\'t come because you don\'t speak French.
Pansy: But if you leave, Drac, who will take me to the ball? Who\'s going to take me to the ball, Drac? I have a new dress and shoes, and new Slytherin lipstick! Who will take me to thll? ll?
Goyle: I\'ll take you to the ball Pansy Parkinsy!
Pansy: Please don\'t go!
Draco: I must!
Pansy: Don\'t go!
Draco: I must!
Pansy: don\'t
Draco: must
Pansy: don\'t, don\'t
Draco: must, must
Goyle: Pansy Parkinsy!
First years: Parkinsy, Parkinsy
Goyle: You are the one for me!
First years: one for me, one for me
Goyle: Sent from up above!
First years: Parkinsy from heaven
Goyle: You are the one I love!
Goyle: Pansy Parkinsy!
First years: Parkinsy, Parkinsy
Goyle: I\'ll be your mon ami!
First years: mon ami, mon ami
Goyle: I\'ll take you to the ball!
First years: to the ball, to the ball
Goyle: I know you\'re not too tall!
First years: You won\'t have trouble dancing!
Pansy: Drac! I\'ve learned French!
Draco: You have?!
Pansy: Mais oui! Je suis Parkinsy. See?!
Draco: Oui! Oui! Mon ami! I always knew you could! I really hoped you would! Now can we go into the world and do horrible things for the bad of Mud-?
Pansy: Yes! But first, Drac…will you take me to the ball? Oh Drac, will you take me to the ball?
Draco: I can\'t dance.
Pansy: You can\'t?
Draco: No!
Pansy: I must go!
Draco: Please don\'t go!
Pansy: I must! co: co: Don\'t go!
Pansy: I must!
Draco: don\'t
Pansy: must
Draco: don\'t, don\'t
Pansy: must, must
Goyle: Pansy Parkinsy!
First years: Parkinsy, Parkinsy
Goyle: You are the one…
Crabbe: Goyle! What are you doing?
Goyle: Just…watching Pansy and Draco, Crabbe.
Crabbe: Well, maybe you should do your homework.
Goyle: Yeah, okay!
Draco: My Pansy! I\'ve learned to dance.
Pansy: Oh Drac!