Archmage
folder
Harry Potter Crossovers βΊ General - Misc
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
3,229
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Harry Potter Crossovers βΊ General - Misc
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
3,229
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Potterverse and from Dragonlance and surely I don't earn any money from my fan fiction. Of course, if someone wants to give me money, I would not object.
When Raistlin and Hermione disappeared in the storeroom, Draco returned to Snape's rooms.
"Do you know where are you going to buy your new muggle house?" asked Snape.
"Well, let's decide. Do you have some maps of Europe here, uncle? Granger promised me to help with muggle devices in my new house. I'm sure she could help me with the moving too."
"Good for you. Here. Which languages do you speak, Draco? I'm aware of English and French, any else? It would be helpful to understand, but I do not recommend sweet France or any English or French speaking countries, they are too predictable for your stay. I'm afraid we were seen in Switzerland during our previous stay this year. And in Marseille too."
"Well, I can perfectly say "Ich sprechen nicht Deutsch" and "Du bist Schwein". Except of these German phrases, I have some basics in Latin, but I'm afraid there's not much Latin speaking countries. In Russian I can say spasibo and Odin - like that god of Vikings, which means one. In Italian I can count to ten and say grazzia and ciao."
"I'm impressed. Such amount of an unusable vocabulary is very rare. I think you should choose any country in this case. You would be totally lost everywhere."
"Thanks for you giving me a courage. I don't want Scandinavia, it's too cold for me. And surely not Russia and former Russian countries, there are still dark ages. And not Yugoslavia, there is a muggle war."
"That war is over, brat. Is there any remaining country? Avoid German-speaking countries. There is a lot of former Death Eaters. Do you like your aunt Bellatrix?"
"No, of course. She's pretty insane. Are you sure she did not kill herself right after the Dark Lord' s death? It's a pity. This leaves Poland, Czech republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Greece, Italy and Bulgaria. What do you think? Any tip?"
"I had a student from Prague's Philipo Jakubska University, some Tani Orlovska. She told me almost everyone under 40 is able to speak English in Czech Republic. She had terrible pronouncement, especially her letter "r" tore my ears, but I was able to understand her."
"Prague? Binns told us something about muggle king Rudolf II., who legalized wizards and alchemists here in 17th century. But there's a pretty wide wizarding community. Someone should recognize me. For example that Tani of yours. Cha, you should see your face now. Student you said?"
"Check other towns, dunderhead, don't care for my past. What about the second biggest town of Czech Republic - Brno?"
"Yeah, whatever. Was she pretty? Was she passionate? Why did you break up? Do you think I should contact her?"
"I would not recommend this. She studied Dark Arts and she can kick very hard. But anytime you feel like a suicide, just contact her and mention my name."
"That bad? It sounds really interesting, uncle. Well, I'll buy a house in the town you mentioned. Granger will help me with the Internet shopping."
"Wait, I've got somewhere "¦ shit, I can't find"¦ Ah! Here "¦ the latest edition of Wizarding communities in Europe. In Prague "¦ they live mainly on the Golden Street and near it"¦can you believe, that Faust's house is on the muggle part of the Golden Street? Such ignorance. I believe, that his potion apprentice must have been related to Longbottoms. In Brno"¦entrance to wizarding community is on Biskupska Street, avoid it as devil the cross. There were no more than 50 wizards and witches living here according to this book, and that was in 1995. After DE rides and the war it would be under 30 I believe. And there are several wizarding houses scattered around, avoid them as well. Here, take that book and read everything very carefully. Don't forget to look on Vienna, it is pretty close to Brno."
"Yes, mum."
Draco came to potion lab only to find no Granger and no Majere in sight. However, he could hear highly interesting sounds coming from the storeroom. He sneaked near and looked into the keyhole. Wow, a peep show! Draco could see Majere' s back, still fully dressed in his black robes. One Granger's hand was in his white hair, the other roamed over his back and bottom, and they were passionately French kissing. Majere took her leg and slowly lifted it to his side; his other hand busy explored the insides of Granger' s T-shirt. His mouth moved to her neck, while his hand roamed up her leg out of Draco' s sight. Draco heard Granger's moan and he started to giggle. Raistlin froze and quickly turned to the doors. Draco jumped back and ran to hide behind a lab table to avoid some nasty curse. In the next moment Raistlin angrily stormed out and glared to Draco. Behind him appeared highly flushed Hermione on slightly unstable legs holding a handful of the willow bark.
AN: If you are skilled in Czech language and your computer is OK with special Czech letters, you can read fiction How I've met professor Snape by Tani Orlovska: http://www.sweb.cz/svetfantazie/sithan/hp-jakjsem_potkala_snapea.htm
When Raistlin and Hermione disappeared in the storeroom, Draco returned to Snape's rooms.
"Do you know where are you going to buy your new muggle house?" asked Snape.
"Well, let's decide. Do you have some maps of Europe here, uncle? Granger promised me to help with muggle devices in my new house. I'm sure she could help me with the moving too."
"Good for you. Here. Which languages do you speak, Draco? I'm aware of English and French, any else? It would be helpful to understand, but I do not recommend sweet France or any English or French speaking countries, they are too predictable for your stay. I'm afraid we were seen in Switzerland during our previous stay this year. And in Marseille too."
"Well, I can perfectly say "Ich sprechen nicht Deutsch" and "Du bist Schwein". Except of these German phrases, I have some basics in Latin, but I'm afraid there's not much Latin speaking countries. In Russian I can say spasibo and Odin - like that god of Vikings, which means one. In Italian I can count to ten and say grazzia and ciao."
"I'm impressed. Such amount of an unusable vocabulary is very rare. I think you should choose any country in this case. You would be totally lost everywhere."
"Thanks for you giving me a courage. I don't want Scandinavia, it's too cold for me. And surely not Russia and former Russian countries, there are still dark ages. And not Yugoslavia, there is a muggle war."
"That war is over, brat. Is there any remaining country? Avoid German-speaking countries. There is a lot of former Death Eaters. Do you like your aunt Bellatrix?"
"No, of course. She's pretty insane. Are you sure she did not kill herself right after the Dark Lord' s death? It's a pity. This leaves Poland, Czech republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Greece, Italy and Bulgaria. What do you think? Any tip?"
"I had a student from Prague's Philipo Jakubska University, some Tani Orlovska. She told me almost everyone under 40 is able to speak English in Czech Republic. She had terrible pronouncement, especially her letter "r" tore my ears, but I was able to understand her."
"Prague? Binns told us something about muggle king Rudolf II., who legalized wizards and alchemists here in 17th century. But there's a pretty wide wizarding community. Someone should recognize me. For example that Tani of yours. Cha, you should see your face now. Student you said?"
"Check other towns, dunderhead, don't care for my past. What about the second biggest town of Czech Republic - Brno?"
"Yeah, whatever. Was she pretty? Was she passionate? Why did you break up? Do you think I should contact her?"
"I would not recommend this. She studied Dark Arts and she can kick very hard. But anytime you feel like a suicide, just contact her and mention my name."
"That bad? It sounds really interesting, uncle. Well, I'll buy a house in the town you mentioned. Granger will help me with the Internet shopping."
"Wait, I've got somewhere "¦ shit, I can't find"¦ Ah! Here "¦ the latest edition of Wizarding communities in Europe. In Prague "¦ they live mainly on the Golden Street and near it"¦can you believe, that Faust's house is on the muggle part of the Golden Street? Such ignorance. I believe, that his potion apprentice must have been related to Longbottoms. In Brno"¦entrance to wizarding community is on Biskupska Street, avoid it as devil the cross. There were no more than 50 wizards and witches living here according to this book, and that was in 1995. After DE rides and the war it would be under 30 I believe. And there are several wizarding houses scattered around, avoid them as well. Here, take that book and read everything very carefully. Don't forget to look on Vienna, it is pretty close to Brno."
"Yes, mum."
Draco came to potion lab only to find no Granger and no Majere in sight. However, he could hear highly interesting sounds coming from the storeroom. He sneaked near and looked into the keyhole. Wow, a peep show! Draco could see Majere' s back, still fully dressed in his black robes. One Granger's hand was in his white hair, the other roamed over his back and bottom, and they were passionately French kissing. Majere took her leg and slowly lifted it to his side; his other hand busy explored the insides of Granger' s T-shirt. His mouth moved to her neck, while his hand roamed up her leg out of Draco' s sight. Draco heard Granger's moan and he started to giggle. Raistlin froze and quickly turned to the doors. Draco jumped back and ran to hide behind a lab table to avoid some nasty curse. In the next moment Raistlin angrily stormed out and glared to Draco. Behind him appeared highly flushed Hermione on slightly unstable legs holding a handful of the willow bark.
AN: If you are skilled in Czech language and your computer is OK with special Czech letters, you can read fiction How I've met professor Snape by Tani Orlovska: http://www.sweb.cz/svetfantazie/sithan/hp-jakjsem_potkala_snapea.htm