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By : KerantliDreamer
Category: Harry Potter > General > General
Views: 9841 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 0Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter franchise or universe. I do not make any money from this. - Chapter List
A/N – Hello again! I have been a busy busy little Kera (though not that little at 5ft 7.. but I digress) and after the stress from the last month, I thought I'd treat the HP fans to another chapter of this after so long ;) as usual, let me know who you would love to see, I'll be doing bits for this now and then, but will always take on suggestions if it they fit. Now onto the fic!
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Harry Potter Dashing through the snow.....on a V8 wonder-sled.... crashing into trees....cos I'm off my fucking head....Been smoking Santa’s pipe...a dozen beers or more...I'm heading to the the red light zone to get myself a whore... Oh... Jingle bells, Jingle bells Santa’s smoking weed.... Mrs. Claus is on the floor...she's overdosed on speed...Blitzen's fucked, the elves are too..they're tripping off their heads..If Rudolf snorts another line the twat will wind up dead!!!
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Draco Malfoy I do wonder what goes through your head Harry. I truly do..
Harry Potter Thank ya, I'll take that as a compliment...
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Hermione Granger If one more person undoes my bra when I'm not paying attention, I will hex their bits from where they currently reside and have them land on their foreheads!
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George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Luna Lovegood and 16 others like this
Luna Lovegood But... What if it's me?
Hermione Granger I'll.. I'll make an exception for you.
Luna Lovegood LoveLove yay!
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Blaise Zabini
What woman can.. wash up with her left hand cook the dinner with her right hand sweep the floor with her left leg do the dusting with her right leg give you a blow-job and... open a bottle of beer using her arse
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Harry Potter Don't know.. What woman can?
Hermione Granger BLAISE!
Blaise Zabini A Swiss Army Wife
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Fred Weasley was tagged in Serverus Snape's album
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Severus Snape
Two Gryffindors really will have their bits hexed off the next time I find them exchanging my shower gel for strawberry scented lubrication.
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Fred Weasley But it wasn't us!
George Weasley Honesly Sevvy-Poo, wasn't us this time.
Severus Snape Then whom would it have been?
Draco Malfoy You know you love me Uncle Severus.
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Lucius Malfoy
Narcissa wore me down. We are now the proud owners of two snow white horses.
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Bellatrix LeStrange
The dark Lord, my precioussss, he calls us, yes- You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
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