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Lost Girl and The Heathen COMPLETE	By : Talented_Mrs_Lupin Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Het - Male/Female Views: 10563 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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“And that” Steve announced to a horrified Jarvis “Is how babies are made” The first Avenger was mentally giving himself a pat on the back for giving his first (and hopefully) only sex-talk. It had taken him a week to be able to, as Tony put it so indelicately, ‘grow a sack’ and pull Jarvis over for the talk.

“And…” Jarvis said “Women…want this to happen?”

“Well, yes” Steve said and shrugged slightly “It feels…amazing, if you do it you’ll see”

“Amazing for the male” Jarvis said looking at the picture that the other Avenger had drawn for him. It was a picture of a vagina with a penis entering it, Steve had done a lot of research on such pictures until he was able to draw it out perfectly “Why would a woman find any pleasure in being impaled repeatedly?”

“Um…wow” Steve laughed as he shook his head “I, err…never really looked at it that way before”

“And Hermione” Jarvis said looking at his hands, Steve was interested to see the android looked a little nervous as he spoke “Would she find…pleasure in this act?”

“I’m sure she would” Steve said, not knowing anything about the young woman made him wonder if maybe she would be interested in sex at all, perhaps she was interested in same-sex relationships…she did runaway when she realized Jarvis was aroused “You do remember what I said about finding a woman that was willing to have sex, it’s illegal, immoral and downright disgusting to force yourself on a woman”

“Yes, I remember” He said as he looked at Steve frowning slightly “Why does it happen only when I am in close proximity with Hermione?”

“Because you’re attracted to her” Steve said “Physically at least. But not to worry, now that you know about it, I’m sure that it’ll change and you’ll be like a teenage boy in no time flat”

~~~//~~~Three Days Later~~~//~~~

“I gave Hermione permission to have her friend over here” Tony said “Apparently, there’s some sort of meltdown in her friends world” He looked around the room and added in more to himself then the others “She was really happy”

“Really?” Steve looked at Natasha and Bruce “Does that make you happy?”

“Does it matter?” Tony snapped “I don’t see why it would…” Then he narrowed his eyes at them and they all laughed.

“You are truly transparent” Wanda said looking at Steve longingly “Just tell her, she’s a smart woman so she probably already knows”

“In Asguard” Thor said “If you are a warrior and want to marry a woman you challenge the male family member that is in the vicinity and if he gives up or you kill him then you marry her” He smiled and Pietro shook his head at Tony with a horrified expression “If you are a commoner and want to marry a woman you go the male family member in the vicinity and offer him the best you have along with a plan of how you’ll provide for her and the babies she gives you”

“Doesn’t she get a say?” Wanda asked.

“The woman in Asguard don’t have to make such decisions” Thor answered “The men know what is best for them”

Natasha and Wanda both looked outraged while Thor continued looking unapologetic and the others in the room merely laughed. A fight was sure to break out but they all noticed Hermione and Jarvis had moved their daily lesson outside instead of just being cooped up in the study or living room. It was rare to actually witness these lessons because they always stopped talking when someone entered the room or Hermione would end the lesson. Tony walked over to the window and quietly opened it so they could listen. There were jokes and assumptions about what they talked about, with Jarvis’s rapidly overpowering libido, there was talk that maybe Hermione was playing the ‘naughty teacher’ with him. Tasha, Wanda, Bruce and Steve all claimed she was merely teaching him human interaction and didn’t want any distractions as he already had a fairly short attention span.

“How do I know” Jarvis said pulling all the others to crowding around the window “If I am feeling the emotion of ‘happiness’?”

“Happiness” Hermione repeated “It makes you feel good. Like nothing in the world can go wrong, you smile, you’re patient and you just feel better the complete opposite to how ‘sadness’ feels”

“And sadness?” He asked, curiously.

“Sadness” Hermione said, she looked down “It can make you feel sick, hurt, you cry, feel lonely and empty and like there’s no one that cares for you” She sat down hard on the seat right outside the window “You try and try, you studied harder than anyone else, fought harder and lost so much and no one cares, they go on with their lives like I don’t matter!” They could hear her sobbing “And suddenly, suddenly I’m not the best friend anymore, I’m the weight, good enough to help them in school but not good enough to date or love. Always pushed to the side, always pushed away and shunned for stuff that I had no say in…nightmares plaguing me night after night, the word ‘mudblood’ ringing in my ears in the silence of the rooms that I’m in” She tugged at her hair, they were now getting a look in to the Hermione that was always hidden from them, she raised her head to look at the man standing before her “Slicing my wrists and healing them over and over and over again just the remind myself that I’m still alive and not caught in a nightmare”

“Hermione…” Jarvis started but stopped when she started to shake her head slowly.

“I’m sorry” She whispered “I shouldn’t have…”

“Shh” He whispered sitting down near her and putting his arms around her. He didn’t really know what he was doing but he remembered the movie night, she’d fallen asleep and started to thrash around, enough that she’d woken him up and when he put his arms around her she calmed down again. He did that now, held on to her and felt her body slowly start to relax in his embrace, she laid her head against his chest and sniffled a few times “You feel sadness”

“All the time” She whispered to him, momentarily forgetting that she was supposed to be teaching him to be more human and not leaning on him for support. He held on to her for a long time before he pushed her back and held her at arm’s length. Then he smiled at her, it was the first real smile she’d seen him display in the entire month she’d been there.

“Would you like to go watch a movie with me?” He asked, it was something he’d witnessed Bruce doing when Natasha was upset.

“What kind of movie?” She asked.

“I will let you choose” He answered.

“Can I ask you a question?” She asked quite suddenly “Its personal but, well, you did just see me have a meltdown…”

“What is it?” He asked, happy for once to not be the one asking the questions.

“When you sleep at night” She said “Your eyes are open…are you sleeping or…”

“I awake feeling rested” He told her, they’d had a conversation the first week about resting when it came to her attention that he only slept when he all but passed out and not a set schedule “But I do not…dream as I’ve heard it being explained. I see pictures of what happened during the day that I want to relive or see again but for the most part I think I…reboot or update”

“Nice” She answered and stood up “Come on, I’ll find a movie for us”

The other Avengers spent their time wondering what was going on in the bedroom. Tony wasn’t curious as much as he worried about what could be happening, he understood that he found the British girl attractive but he didn’t like the feeling of competition with Vision. They were all doing their own research, watching TV or reading in the living room when there was a tapping at the window. Wanda walked up to the sliding door and let an owl in, it dropped the letter in her hands and flew back out. She saw Hermione’s name scrawled on the front and walked it to Jarvis’s bedroom, she’d heard Hermione go to her room minutes before but knew that she’d gone back. Tony was walking past when she started to open the door but stopped at the conversation on the other side.

“Just touch it” Hermione said.

“I don’t know if I should” Jarvis said, Wanda bit her lip and looked at Tony who’d stopped and walked over to listen as well.

“Go ahead” She said “You’ll like it, I promise”

“Will it make you happy?” He asked, Wanda put her hand over her mouth to keep a giggle in while Tony looked ready to kill the man on the other side of the door.

“It will” She said almost pleadingly “I need it. Tony won’t like knowing that I’ve been harboring it not letting anyone else close”

“Okay” Jarvis muttered “Just one finger…”

“Use your whole hand” Hermione insisted “It’s better and more secure that way. It feels safer and calmer…more…loved that way”

“It’s vibrating” Jarvis said and Hermione laughed.

“Not vibrating” She said “Purring, that’s what it’ll do”

“He or she?” He asked looking at the tiny ball of orange fur in her lap.

“A girl” She answered “I’ve named her Rami” Just then Wanda and Tony came crashing through the door, Wanda was red faced and laughing her ass off while Tony didn’t look amused in the least.

“A kitten?” Wanda gasped “I thought…” She shook her head “I wasn’t eavesdropping, really I wasn’t. I was about to knock when the door opened a little and I heard…I thought he was…and you were asking him to” She made a hand gesture and Hermione went red in the face.

“No” She gasped “I would never, I was letting him meet the kitten I smuggled in couple of weeks ago…she needs someone else to love too”

“A kitten?” Tony made a face “Make sure it’s clean” With that he walked out.

“You got a letter” Wanda held it up then smiled “Have fun letting Jarvis play with your pussy…cat”

“Immature” Hermione muttered as she opened the letter, she heard a light gasp and when she looked over she found Rami had climbed up on his chest (he was lying down) and was making biscuits and purring loudly.

Dear Hermione,

I was so surprised to get your letter. I couldn’t believe it, I thought that maybe you’d been taken by pirates I figured if you’d been silent for too long I’d have gotten together a search party. Now, I know that you must have heard that I sold dad’s paper and am living off that and it’s true I’ll admit but here’s the whole story.

I sold the paper to Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil for their ‘Beauty Paper’ it’s nothing that I am interested in but I realized that I was more interested in keeping the paper going out of respect to my late father than because I wanted to. They were dying to have a paper, weather to start their own or buy one, however it’s too difficult to do without help so I was nice. I rented the building in Diagon Alley that my father owned to them to run their paper out of. They are doing real well I must admit and their rent is paying all the bills that I had left that my fathers Will hadn’t taken care of.

I was very up in the air about going but there’s nothing here for me right now. I have it set with Gringotts that the rent the girls pay goes straight to my account and I can use it anywhere I want. So, I guess a vacation is much needed so I will indeed come stay with you in New York, I will start apparating tomorrow at three a.m. and should arrive there around eleven in the morning. Look forward to seeing you and meeting your friends and family, see you tomorrow morning.

With love,

Luna Lovegood.

Hermione laid back against the pillows in front of Jarvis and then turned towards him with a grin. His eyes were wide open but not focused, she knew that he’d fallen asleep while she was reading. She turned her back towards him and Rami (who was asleep in front of him, as he’d turned on to his side) Hermione was about to get up and looked at the door, it was late in the afternoon, she wasn’t hungry but didn’t really feel like talking to anyone, she was wondering if she could get to her room without attracting attention. Probably not. She looked at Jarvis and bit her lip, she was curious about him, couldn’t help it really…how many women can say that they are the personal teacher to the worlds only android and not want to…touch him a little. She leaned back a little and bit her lip again, she’d never dream of taking advantage of him in a sexual way, he was too innocent and trusting of her and she wasn’t like that. Surely, a little cuddling couldn’t hurt though. So with this thought in her mind she laid back down and turned to look at the flat screen television and the movie she’d picked out. She wiggled back a little until she felt his front pressed against her back and his right arm gently fell over her waist holding her against him.

A/N: I hope this is good. I honestly didn’t mean for it to seem like Tony had a thing for Hermione but it’s cool right? Please leave a review and tell me what you think, by the way I am hoping for Luna to be with Pietro. What do you think?
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