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Book 3: Aliens In Order Of The Phoenix	By : DamianTheSnowLeox Category: Harry Potter Crossovers > Slash - Male/Male Views: 3263 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Little Help From My Friends

Piccolo and Goku heard and saw everything through their mate’s eyes and they looked at each other. “Son,” Piccolo rumbled “I have an idea. Follow me if you wish but stay out of sight.”

Goku nodded “Alright, lead the way.”

The two of them then blasted off from the roof they’d been on and towards the forbidden forest. Piccolo had read Hermione’s surface thoughts through Gohan and knew that she was planning on taking Dolores deep into the forest, towards Grawp. When he got there, he landed in a tree and Goku landed on another nearby. Piccolo glanced at Goku then skillfully shot the rope that the currently sleeping Giant was being held by.

Grawp woke up with a start and stood up quickly “Pilo?” he slurred. The Namekian had been teaching the Giant a few words including his name... It was still a work in progress. Grawp lumbered around and said loudly “Go? Pilo? Hermy? Hagger?”

Piccolo watched as Grawp wandered away. After a few minutes,he then turned to Goku who was looking confused. “Why did you do that?” Goku whispered.

“I told you, I have a plan.” Piccolo floated up and said “Stay here.” he then floated off to where he sensed the centaur herd roaming around. He spotted Magorian leading the herd and called down “Magorian.”

The centaur herd leader halted and looked up “Hail Piccolo. To what do I owe the pleasure Namekian?”

Piccolo landed and said with a stern face “Ever heard of the name Dolores Jane Umbridge of the Ministry of Magic?”

Most of the herd roared in anger and Magorian sneered “Does that answer your query?”

Piccolo smirked “It does. I am here to inform you that Dolores Umbridge is in this very forest right now.”

The herd and Magorian looked pissed as they stomped their hooves. Magorian snarled “Where?!”

Piccolo’s eyes held a mischievous glint “Follow me. There are two wizard cubs with her against their will, please do not harm them.” When Magorian nodded, he floated up a bit then started to fly away, the centaur herd right behind him at full speed. He dropped down to the ground when they got close enough and ran with the grace of the centaurs the rest of the way. He halted when he spotted the familiar pink toad with Harry and Hermione. The Namekian heard Magorian snarl and scrap his hoof on the ground behind him.

Piccolo, Goku and the centaurs could smell the fear rolling off of Dolores as she stumbled back “Y-You have no business here centaur! Namekian! This is a Ministry matter!” The centaurs armed their bows and drew them back as Magorian went to stand beside Piccolo. “Lower your weapons! I warn you, under the law, as creatures with near human intelligence-” an arrow was let loose from Magorian and Dolores quickly waved her wand to deflect it “Protego! How dare you!” she waved her wand again and said “Incarcerous!”

Piccolo widened his eyes as he realized it was going straight for the herd leader “Magorian!” he pushed the centaur aside but caught the spell himself. He gasped and his eyes widened as he fell to his knees then tumbled down the hill, gasping and clawing at the magical rope that had also winded itself around his body.

Hermione and Harry rushed over and Hermione cried out “Please! Please stop it!”

“NO! ENOUGH!” Dolores screeched “I will-have-order!” she suddenly screamed when she was picked up by a very large hand.

Goku smirked from his tree “Huh, go figure.”

As the centaurs rushed forwards with their weapons drawn, Bane rushed forwards and knelt down next to the Namekian enough to cut the rope with his knife. Piccolo gasped and turned onto his side, gasping for air and coughing. When he caught enough breath, he gasped and put a green hand on Bane’s bend knee “Th-Thank you... Bane.” Bane smiled then stood back up before pulling out a more suitable weapon and charging forwards with a yell.

“Filthy animal!” Umbridge screamed as she hung helplessly in the air, held up by Grawp’s large hand.

The centaurs tried to swipe at Dolores but she was too high so they started to attack Grawp. One arrow hit the giant in the arm and the young giant looked between the angry centaurs and the pink clothed woman before dropping her and stumbling backwards. Dolores gasped and cried out “Potter! Do something! Tell them I mean no harm!”

Harry just looked down and shook his head slowly “I’m sorry Professor, but I must not tell lies.”

Dolores was then picked up from under her arms and carried off. She screamed as she was carried away “What are you doing?! I am Senior Undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge! Let -me-GOOO!”

When Magorian passed by Piccolo who was still rubbing his throat, he nodded and said “Thank you, Piccolo.”

Piccolo nodded back and rasped out “You helped me, of course I would help you.” A small smile graced the centaur’s face before he charged off with the rest of his herd.

Hermione smiled up at Grawp and said “Thank you Grawp.”

Piccolo floated up to Grawp and pulled out the arrow in his arm then held out his hand and healed the small wound. Grawp smiled goofily and said “Pilo.”

Piccolo chuckled “Hello Grawp. You did well.” Piccolo glanced up at Goku then pressed a finger to his lips, telling the Saiyan to stay quiet and out of sight.

Harry widened his eyes and said “Hermione! Sirius!”

Piccolo looked to them and said “Grab on.” The two of them have flown with Piccolo before so hermione was scooped up in Piccolo’s arms while Harry hugged his back. They flew till they got near a bridge to which Piccolo frowned “Strange.” he landed and set Hermione down. When they ran forwards, they spotted a familiar group of faces running towards them.

Hermione gasped out when they all stopped running “How did you get away?”

Vegeta snickered “Weasley here proved he has some brains in that empty skull of his. Gave the lot back there some sweets.”

Ron grinned “Pucking pastels to be precise.” he handed Harry and Hermione their wands back “Told them I was hungry and wanted some sweets. They told me to bugger off and ate the lot themselves.”

Hermione looked in awe “That was clever Ron.”

Ron shrugged “It’s been known to happen.”

Piccolo rumbled with a small smirk “What about the rest of the time?” Vegeta barked a laugh while Ron flushed red. Piccolo eyed Gohan then said “I’ll leave the rest up to you guys. I want to go speak with Bane, Hagrid and tie Grawp back up before he wanders off again.” he then winked at Harry and Hermione “You’re welcome by the way.” he then hopped onto the bridge edge and jumped off and then flew to his first destination.

Gohan smiled after his mate. He love that Piccolo was becoming more social, this world is doing him some good. He then looked at Harry “So, how’re we getting to the department of Mysteries?”

Harry opened his mouth to protest but Vegeta growled “Look brat. We’re coming to help you whether you like it or not. Don’t take help for granted, especially mine.”

Hermione blinked “Wait, didn’t Draco bring you into the office? What happened with him?”

Vegeta chuckled “He’s fine. Believe it or not but he hates Dolores more than he hates you Potter.”

~Memory - In Tsarschild’s Office~

Harry, Hermione and Dolores have been gone for well over a minute now and all the students were feeling really uncomfortable. Ron huffed then reached into his pocket. The Slytherin holding Ron growled “The fuck are you doin?”

Ron raised an eyebrow “I’m hungry and I have some sweets with me, problem?”

The Slytherin scowled “Bugger off Weasley.” he took the sweets forcefully and the other slytherins circled him and took their own share.

Karcdob already knew what the sweets were so he snorted then said “Clean up my office when you’re done.” he then walked out of his office.

Draco eyed the candy when he heard a voice ‘I don’t recommend eating those Draco’ he looked over to see Vegeta looking at him.

Vegeta cracked his neck then grimaced when the throwing up commenced. Ron was about to grin victoriously when he saw that Draco wasn’t throwing up “Uh…”

Draco huffed then said “Honestly, I don’t care. I have shit to do.” he went over to Vegeta and kissed his lips then said “See you later.” he glared at Ron then turned and left the room.

Vegeta punched his palm then said “Well? Stop standing around like clowns! Let’s go.” he flipped off his school clothes revealing he was clad in a grey body suit and his usual white armor.

~Memory End~

Harry blinked “Draco said that?”

Ron nodded “Yeah, even I was surprised.”

Gohan snapped his fingers “Hello? Sirius, remember?”

Harry jolted then nodded “So how are we getting to London?”

Luna smiled and said airily “We fly of course.”

When everyone got situated and comfortable on the Thestrals, Gohan and Vegeta floated up “We’ll be able to keep up.” Gohan said brightly. Vegeta made a small sound then looked up as he started to fly upwards.

The group followed Harry who was at the lead. Vegeta took to Harry’s right and Gohan to his left. When they got to their destination, they let the Thestrals fly away; Vegeta said he could most likely get Goku to come get them if they needed him. They came up to an old phone booth and Vegeta raised an eyebrow “This is the entrance?

Harry nodded “Yeah, we won’t all fit so you, Gohan and Luna come after we’ve gone.” Harry’s group went into the phone booth -it was obviously a tight fit- then the booth’s insides slowly descended.

“Hn.” Vegeta walked forwards then got inside, Gohan and Luna following.

Gohan picked up the phone and held it to his ear like he’d seen Harry do and poked the numbers six, two, four, four and two. A woman’s voice said cooly “Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your name and business.”

Gohan blinked then said “Son Gohan, Prince Vegeta Vegesai and Luna Lovegood… Er… Here to save someone?”

The woman’s voice said “Thank you, Visitors please take the badges and attach them to the front of your robes.”

Gohan caught three badges that slid out of a shoot where coins usually came out from. “Well then.” he looked at the badge as the woman continued to talk.

Son Gohan
Rescue Mission

Gohan chuckled then handed Vegeta and Luna their badges. Vegeta crumpled his while Luna attached it to her robe. Gohan blinked as the woman ended talking and said “Um, can we go down now?” the room shook then started moving downwards “That answers that.” When the exited the tiny booth, they saw the other group waiting for them. Gohan nodded “Let’s go.”

Harry nodded back then the whole group started forwards carefully. Gohan and Vegeta held up their hands and formed a Ki ball each, filling the area they were in with enough light to find the elevators. When they got there, they took the elevator to the Department of Mysteries floor.

A woman’s cool voice said when they got to the floor “Department of Mysteries.”

Harry walked forwards then said “This is it.”
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